On this note, I rest my case

#pun_intended

Some girls don't know how to give a good bl0wj0b.. They suck at it.

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Peter: Do u know that artiste called Terry G?

Me: Not sure bro, but dat name rings a bell �

So i went to YouTube to check the match highlight whether the ball was on line or it passed the line.......it wasn't ONLINE

GMan650:
Some Micro SOFT PORN

Dad loves it when I talk about computer hardware but it makes my mother board.

Burnavick:





Dad loves it when I talk about computer hardware but it makes my mother board.

You'll have to teach her bits by bits

Don't worry... I'll teach her when i get back home from the office, you have my word

My uncle lost his job at the cemetery because he buried someone in the wrong hole.

It was a grave mistake

They say, Joy cums in the morning and truly Joy cums but guess what, she was moaning

What do you call an ANT with body odor?

- DeOdorAnt

What you call an ANT that cums early?

- Elephant (EarlyphAnt)

Pun walks into a room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead

Eke40seven novakane illicit burnavick blackeard PiccoloBrunelli abbas99

Where are you guys?

GMan650:
Pun walks into a room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead

Eke40seven novakane illicit burnavick blackeard PiccoloBrunelli abbas99

Where are you guys?

Even my girlfriend got depressed, so I tried to tell her at least ten puns to brighten her mood

But no PUN IN TEN DID

Tomorrow is national orgasm day, and I'm hosting a party over here

Are you cuming?

1st time making/writing a pun. Feedback on my performance would be appreciated.



*The poles standing up their employers was an impressive action, it definitely set the union leaders straight.*


(Poles = indigenes of Poland. There was a solidarity movement warning strike in Poland in 1981, 12million workers walked off their jobs for 4hours )

Burnavick:
Tomorrow is national orgasm day, and I'm hosting a party over here

Are you cuming?

I don't think they would believe you...
This is a MASS-TROLL-BAITING MASTERSTROKE. Why do one need to attend a party when you can CUM SINGLEHANDEDLY?...

Hmmm... Just PUNdering

novakane:
Some girls don't know how to give a good bl0wj0b.. They suck at it.

I know whatever comes out of her MOUTH is certainly FUUKED UP right now but let her keep her HEAD UP.. and learn to take it STROKE by STROKE.

GMan650:
They say, Joy cums in the morning and truly Joy cums but guess what, she was moaning

What did you expect when you PUT YOUR THRUST in HER?

Eke40seven:

What do you expect when you PUT YOUR THRUST in HER?

To ride me like a COW, BOY.




Sorry for calling you a boy, boss.

Eke40seven:


I don't think they would believe you...
This is a MASS-TROLL-BAITING MASTERSTROKE. Why do one need to attend a party when you can CUM SINGLEHANDEDLY?...

Hmmm... Just PUNdering

I wanted to do an invite coz I know people would find it hard to CUM, so I'm trying to master the art of baiting people on social media so I can lure others.

But it couldn't work out...... I just can't MASTER BAIT

Chemistry Pun

The truth of the MATTER is elements of chemistry are best taught in a compound.

In anticipation of Game of thrones S8 premiere.... Let's do some GOT puns


What do we call these heroes: Theon, Greyworm and Varys?

EX MEN


abbas99 kunlesehan Hope you GOT it

As an athlete, I thought the RACE to woo a lady is not more than 100 metre RACE

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Stopped by a roadside stand which says "Cow tails N200". So i paid my N200.. Then he said "Once upon a time, there was this cow.....

Teacher: What is Roman Figure of 4000?
Me: *thinking*.... Mmmm...
Teacher: Good boy

Teacher: What do you call a nose without a body?
Students: *looking confused*
Teacher: Well, it seems nobody nose

GMan650:
In anticipation of Game of thrones S8 premiere.... Let's do some GOT puns


What do we call these heroes: Theon, Greyworm and Varys?

EX MEN


abbas99 kunlesehan Hope you GOT it

Still on GOT

Jaime Lannister needs to become King so that he can have a HAND