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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by sharpwriter(m): 4:25pm On Oct 27, 2019
Mandesz:
I remembered the day I was in a redeemed church of God. we wanted to sing the church anthem. lo n behold, we av to hold our hands with the person beside us. the person beside me was a girl. I was a husler, my hands were as tick as a rock. when I hold her hand she felt a scratch on her hand and was complaining bitterly. that day I' ll never 4get

Why you sef dey squeeze her hand like orange? You wan spoil the poor girl's delicate palm ba? cheesy

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by sharpwriter(m): 4:27pm On Oct 27, 2019
lilfreezy:
My most embarrassing moment happened at the Archangels parish satellite town Lagos. I attended evening mass with my Lil nephew and during communion, I was looking for the Lil man. But behold the 8 year old monster was bouncing from the alter after receiving holy communion(the copycat did the communion ritual well so they gave him). Everyone was just looking at me judgmentally, I was embarrassed but the Lil monster was laughing. The then parish priest Rev fr csllistus nwachukwu had a long talk with me after the mass. But the boy chop beating as we dey go house.

Lol.... It's simple... The young boy get liver pass you grin
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by sharpwriter(m): 4:29pm On Oct 27, 2019
bukatyne:

What is embarrassing in it?
Abi o... I'd wanted to ask him... He was simply crowd shy.
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Homeboiy: 4:32pm On Oct 27, 2019
If your worshipping with us for the first time please stand up

I didn't stand, few seconds after I heard young man stand up, let's welcome u

All eyes on me, my legs come dey shake

I felt embarrassed

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by sirjoe1124(m): 4:32pm On Oct 27, 2019
In my JS1 then I was fond of sleeping in the church, I was so known for that, that usher's no longer wake me. On a certain Friday, I couldn't tell who invited my crush for a night vigil in other to please her by not sleeping: I decided I wouldn't sit through out the prayer session. Then the worst happened, I fell while sleep standing and disrupted the night vigil. It's more than 10 years now, I haven't visited that church.

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by brainhgeek(m): 4:33pm On Oct 27, 2019
The day I polluted in church during vigil when everywhere was as silent as graveyard except for the preacher's gentle voice. The thing was accidental discharge but sounded like the predecessor of atomic bombs. Worst still, na for front I sit. Close to pastors. I couldn't run out of the large church, I couldn't evaporate, I couldn't enter the ground. I just gentle as my fart caused revival of murmuring in the once silent congregation.

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Angelfrost(m): 4:34pm On Oct 27, 2019
OlawaleBammie:


Oohh !! did u later wake up wen u passed out ?? shocked

Nah... You just mentioned his ghost. lipsrsealed undecided

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Iamvetlander(m): 4:34pm On Oct 27, 2019
And what was your response grin grin grin grin
Smarkest:
Moments when pastor ask me in the church, who are you and your mission in this church confess now or holyspirit will arrest you
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by CupOfT(m): 4:35pm On Oct 27, 2019
Same thing happen to a friend Niki
Dollywood:
It happened to me on happy new year where're entering into new year 2017 and you know most people attend happy new year service, The programme was going smoothly until I started dosing, when I was enjoying my dosing until when I fall down from the chair and landed my yansh on the floor angry even the chair when leg break if u see how whole the church congregation stare at me, some are Even smiling until my mother came to console me, i was disgraced mehn
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Alawaxbimbex(f): 4:35pm On Oct 27, 2019
I just sew an Ankara skirt and blouse and wore it to church,when it was offering time (dancing round the church asper CAC)...as I was dancing,I just noticed that my skirt's zip was loosening until it worn out completely...I was so embarrassed to the extent that I couldn't go back to the church for a month

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Naijaarchive(m): 4:35pm On Oct 27, 2019
Lol there was an upcoming program... The pastor was imploring us to come nd experience the presence of God.... The pastor said if you won't be coming shout hallelujah... My mind was far away... I just shouted Hallelujah All eyes were on me grin even my parents were shocked grin .... I was being honest tho grin

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Benjamin4960: 4:36pm On Oct 27, 2019
Bro I feel ur pain trust me I do chaii
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Oyerinde16(m): 4:36pm On Oct 27, 2019
Its been over 6 yr I left for service and never returned home, until one December... I visited my church for the first time in a long while, well dressed, I admired the church and service all through, chatted up a former classmate (lady)... After service on our way down from the stairs I wonder what I was thinking, I misplaced footings and fell, as a footballer wea stamina full body I cannot fall yakata, I had to slid down to the end, everyone rushing out of church paused as I slid down, those behind paused, those in front I had to by all means avoid to avoid total eclipse... I can't forget that day.

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Depressed101: 4:39pm On Oct 27, 2019
BecaciaBarbie:
I’ll read according to number of likes wink
becacia. Cut scatter grin.

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Kurtis02(m): 4:40pm On Oct 27, 2019
Wanted to pass the Communion tray filled with bread to the next person, the tray slipped and all the bread fell yakaya .

The noise from the tray made everyone look back.

The Shame ehhn ,I didn't bother taking wine sef.

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by sharpwriter(m): 4:40pm On Oct 27, 2019
Miniso:
When i got a heavy knock from a mentally ill lady insyd the church. I waz shocked, i was like what the heck just happened...but am waiting for dat to occur again if i don't strangle the bitch to death insyd church dis time make i mad too. angry angry angry

Hahaha... Don't strangle her... Cast out the spirit of madness outta her in Jesus name grin

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by OlawaleBammie: 4:44pm On Oct 27, 2019
Angelfrost:

Nah... You just mentioned his ghost. lipsrsealed undecided
Naaaahhh, no no no no

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by kleverley(m): 4:46pm On Oct 27, 2019
A particular guy wore exactly the same outfit as me that Sunday, to Make it worst, he was almost my height.
This guy decided to render a special song. The guy really messed up the entire song and the whole congregation laughed hysterically.
After church I was the subject of mockery for another person just because of dress coincidence

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Harlem2(m): 4:46pm On Oct 27, 2019
Alawaxbimbex:
I just sew an Ankara skirt and blouse and wore it to church,when it was offering time (dancing round the church asper CAC)...as I was dancing,I just noticed that my skirt's zip was loosening until it worn out completely...I was so embarrassed to the extent that I couldn't go back to the church for a month

Wow....I wish I was present to see something
cry kiss kiss
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Nobody: 4:47pm On Oct 27, 2019
Mandesz:
I remembered the day I was in a redeemed church of God. we wanted to sing the church anthem. lo n behold, we av to hold our hands with the person beside us. the person beside me was a girl. I was a husler, my hands were as tick as a rock. when I hold her hand she felt a scratch on her hand and was complaining bitterly. that day I' ll never 4get
u go just drop her hand suddenly, ah wtf, she is forming for u.

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Depressed101: 4:49pm On Oct 27, 2019
simpleseyi:


Muslims and Atheists are strong willed and not unstable like you church goers jumping from CAC to COZA, from MFM to RCCG, from Winners to CCC. Therefore, your continuous rants have no effect on Seun.
but that doesn't stop them from being Christians na. Abi is there a rule that says Christians cant worship where they want to.

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by OlawaleBammie: 4:49pm On Oct 27, 2019
brainhgeek:
The day I polluted in church during vigil when everywhere was as silent as graveyard except for the preacher's gentle voice. The thing was accidental discharge but sounded like the predecessor of atomic bombs. Worst still, na for front I sit. Close to pastors. I couldn't run out of the large church, I couldn't evaporate, I couldn't enter the ground. I just gentle as my fart caused revival of murmuring in the once silent congregation.

God abeg a no wan xperience diswon oo

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by sharpwriter(m): 4:50pm On Oct 27, 2019
deavicky:
I was invited to Jehovah witness i didn't know the routine, so it was time for communion. i was seated at the first seat on the first row, so when they brought the communion the man stood at my front for some good number of seconds so i thought i was supposed to take it so he can go to the next person. I had to take the bread. i became the only one in the church of over 1000 person's to take the communion. When i realized i was the only one who took it. to make matter worse, when they brought the wine i refuse to collect it. every eyes was on me i felt like melting.

Lol... Then why did they bring or prepare it? Seems all of them felt unworthy, therefore they rejected it. Did their elders and leaders not take it too?

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Harlem2(m): 4:51pm On Oct 27, 2019
People with no experience nko
undecided undecided
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Nobody: 4:52pm On Oct 27, 2019
[quote author=slapandfall post=83507503]I play drums in church. i went to night vigil from Work after that VI/Lekki traffic.
when pastor was preaching i was sleeping on the drums, na so i fall yakata for ground and the whole drum scatter with big noise

Everybody was shocked even the other people who were sleeping screamed Jesus from sleep cos they were all shocked by the sudden loud noise.

Pastor was just looking at me and i just open my mouth for ground cos i no fit talk.

I just carry my bible dey go house[/quote

LOL... I can't stop laughing out loud ooo.... Hhahahaaaaa this guy don kee person.

The people that were sleeping woke up and shouted Jesus hahahahaa... My belle oo yeee...they thought rapture has taken place or book haram has arrived..������ very funny.

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by OlawaleBammie: 4:54pm On Oct 27, 2019
Alawaxbimbex:
I just sew an Ankara skirt and blouse and wore it to church,when it was offering time (dancing round the church asper CAC)...as I was dancing,I just noticed that my skirt's zip was loosening until it worn out completely...I was so embarrassed to the extent that I couldn't go back to the church for a month

Sew gbariye but una no go gree, see wetin body hug cause u now grin

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Alawaxbimbex(f): 4:54pm On Oct 27, 2019
undecided
Harlem2:


Wow....I wish I was present to see something
cry kiss kiss
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Nobody: 4:56pm On Oct 27, 2019
Homeboiy:
If your worshipping with us for the first time please stand up

I didn't stand, few seconds after I heard young man stand up, let's welcome u

All eyes on me, my legs come dey shake

I felt embarrassed
i guess a small church right!?
Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by ossiken(m): 4:57pm On Oct 27, 2019
During the era of 3310 Nokia you know how it sounds I was in front as an interpreter during the message everywhere was quiet I forgot to switch off my 3310 oo! the next was tititititi! Pastor who was preaching stopped and every body was focused on me the funniest part was that I could not leave it took me close to a minute as I was struggling to remove it fromy pocket and turn it off after turning it off the pastor and every body were focused on me he just smiled and then continued I felt I should just disappear from service that day

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Rayoo: 4:58pm On Oct 27, 2019
slapandfall:
I play drums in church. i went to night vigil from Work after that VI/Lekki traffic.
when pastor was preaching i was sleeping on the drums, na so i fall yakata for ground and the whole drum scatter with big noise

Everybody was shocked even the other people who were sleeping screamed Jesus from sleep cos they were all shocked by the sudden loud noise.

Pastor was just looking at me and i just open my mouth for ground cos i no fit talk.

I just carry my bible dey go house
hahahahahaha very funny

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Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Nobody: 5:00pm On Oct 27, 2019
when I was in jss 3, 2007 precisely, my family and I were going to church, so flew my shirt revealing my inner wears, my dad corrected Me to button up which I did, after my dad went to d main church and I went to teens church I unbuttoned my shirt after we closed from teens church I went to collect car key from my dad n I forgot to button up, their pastor was preaching then oboy na so popcy tear Me slap front n back. I just jejely waka comot from church

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