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Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by MhiztaRange(m): 2:43am On Dec 16, 2019
Wonderful, so Kingsley my namesake now gets to enjoy all Nwakaego contours
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by kikiwendy(f): 9:41am On Dec 16, 2019
Eyaaah.. So sorry for Mr Praise. Why do I even feel that Nwakaego will die since it's her diary that we're reading. Shewrites thank you for the frequent updates.
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 11:05am On Dec 16, 2019
kikiwendy:
Eyaaah.. So sorry for Mr Praise. Why do I even feel that Nwakaego will die since it's her diary that we're reading. Shewrites thank you for the frequent updates.

You're welcome
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 11:05am On Dec 16, 2019
uchesmith14:
Wow, atlast..... I hope the relationship last long.
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Thanks for the update @SheWrites ❤️

You're welcome
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 11:06am On Dec 16, 2019
toyhin123:
Thanks for the wonderful update SheWrites

*winks*
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 11:07am On Dec 16, 2019
skubido:
Smile

OP thanks for the update
*winks*
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 11:08am On Dec 16, 2019
Shola2019:
thanks for the update
You're welcome
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by Noblejohn32(m): 11:30am On Dec 16, 2019
Miss you are talented and your story is lovely
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by classicpeezy(m): 11:31am On Dec 16, 2019
Never wanted to comment cuz reading the story feels like watching Zee World to me,no offense meant, but Shewrites I doff my hat for you at this point. And the way you keep the updates steady is really something I appreciate,not many nl writers do that. We say wehdone ma from this side.

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Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by Sunisonflex39(m): 12:46pm On Dec 16, 2019
Shewrites my love...come n post
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by EmmABE: 1:02pm On Dec 16, 2019
Ghost mode deactivated
nice story you've here ma'am
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by Ann2012(f): 5:50pm On Dec 16, 2019
Well done ma'am
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 10:17pm On Dec 17, 2019
Noblejohn32:
Miss you are talented and your story is lovely

Thanks
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 10:17pm On Dec 17, 2019
classicpeezy:
Never wanted to comment cuz reading the story feels like watching Zee World to me,no offense meant, but Shewrites I doff my hat for you at this point. And the way you keep the updates steady is really something I appreciate,not many nl writers do that. We say wehdone ma from this side.

Lol... thanks
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 10:18pm On Dec 17, 2019
Sunisonflex39:
Shewrites my love...come n post

Hi...
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 10:27pm On Dec 17, 2019
EmmABE:
Ghost mode deactivated nice story you've here ma'am
Thank you
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 10:28pm On Dec 17, 2019
Ann2012:
Well done ma'am
*hugs*
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 10:40pm On Dec 17, 2019
SASSY AND SLAYING: DIARY OF A SINGLE NAIJA BABE
Episode 37

Dear diary,

20th June, 2017.

I am seated at my balcony. It is quite dark out here, but I can see what I am writing. The yellow bulb dangling overhead gives enough light. I had a heavy dinner. My tummy is big, round and kind of stiff. I enjoyed my meal, though. It was a much needed balance after a hard day at work.

Talking about work, the manager said Mr Precious has regained consciousness. Hallelujah! The man is awake and he is asking about his wife and children. I cannot imagine how he would feel when he is informed about their demise.

Can someone ever recover from such tragedy? I doubt it. But with God, all things are possible.

The manager said we can visit Mr Precious as from next week, but in batches. I pray that God will console him and help him to get through his distress.

My probation period at work is finally over and my salary has been increased. Yippee! Thank God o! I so need every kobo I earn right now.

My new relationship with Kingsley is also blossoming. The single girls in our compound and also in the neighbourhood are envious of me and the guys are jealous of Kingsley. That's their cup of tea sha.

I am so happy because the next time my mum starts harassing me concerning marriage, I will be able to tell her that I am now dating someone. I can't wait to see the look on her face.

Kingsley took me out on a dinner date a few days ago. We looked fab in our outfit and we indeed attracted attention as we walked into the restaurant, looking for a secluded seat. We had a good meal and we talked about the present and the future.

I can’t remember the last time I went on a proper date. I had so much fun. I hope we can do this often.

We got home quite late and he saw me off to my door. We hugged, then we kissed. My body tingled all over! This guy was quite a great kisser. He can kiss for Africa! Hahahaha...

We had to pull apart before things got out of hand. Oh diary! Kingsley and I are physically attracted to each other. And one of the rules as Christains is that one cannot have sex outside marriage.

What was God thinking?! No sex before marriage kwa? Was that even possible? Especially when a guy and a lady are so into each other. How are they supposed to keep their hands off each other? See gbege!

Kingsley and I are crazy about each other. We hug, we kiss and we do a few other things, but we can’t eat the forbidden fruit. He cannot slide into my honey pot and I cannot allow his cucumber anywhere near my paradise. I don’t know how we are supposed to keep our distance with these fiery sparks all around us whenever we are together.

We so need a lot of self-control.

God help us o.

These crazy mosquitoes are disturbing me. It is like they swear for them tonight. I got to go diary before they suck the living daylight out of my blood.

See you later, diary.

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Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by Palmerbarry: 10:56pm On Dec 17, 2019
Nice one
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by jenifer007: 10:57pm On Dec 17, 2019
Thank you shewrites.

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Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 11:13pm On Dec 17, 2019
jenifer007:
Thank you shewrites.
*winks*
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 11:14pm On Dec 17, 2019
SASSY AND SLAYING: DIARY OF A SINGLE NAIJA BABE
Episode 38

Dear diary,

22nd July, 2017.

Hi... Yesterday was a sad versus exciting day for me.

Mr. Praise Etadafe buried his wife and children yesterday. Every member of staff at the bakery followed him to Yaba cemetery. His family friends, acquaintances and neighbours were there too.

When I went to him to give my condolence, the man looked a decade older and he was very sad. He actually looked lost. I cannot imagine what must be going through his mind. I don’t even know how he is going to cope. I feel so, so sorry for him.

When I returned home from the cemetery, I went to Kingsley’s apartment. He cheered me up and we prayed for my boss.

We ate lunch together and watched some series movies. A few minutes before midnight, he saw me off to my door. We hugged and kissed and kissed. Unexpectedly, I felt his hands on my buttocks! He squeezed it hard and I could also feel his erect cucumber rubbing against me.

I became wet instantly. Oh lord! How I wanted him. I know we couldn’t cross certain boundaries, but I was turned on beyond imagination. My head son scatter tey tey.

Then I felt his hand slipping into my blouse, unhooking my bra and then he held one of my coconuts!

I moaned as he continued to rub his erect cucumber against me, this time, I knew he was also over taken by desires.

The next thing I knew, we were both in my apartment, lying on my three settee, and kissing like mad. His hands were all over me. He was caressing, grabbing, squeezing, touching, everything!

He slipped a hand into my jeans and dipped one, two fingers into my wetness. Ah! Ah! Diary. That was it for me. He continued till I came.

I reciprocated. I dipped my hand into his trousers and grabbed his cucumber. My God! He was rock hard! It was like iron rod! I fondled it, caressed it and I heard him groan in pleasure. I was at it till he spilled all over my chair.

“I have to go….” He whispered in my ears and got up.

I just lay there and nodded. I watched him leave. I was still burning with desire. I couldn’t stop thinking of how it would feel to have his iron rod cucumber right inside my honey pot.

Oh diary! I couldn’t sleep yesterday. I almost called him back. But I knew I couldn’t. We both agreed to follow the rule book. No sex before marriage.

God help us o. We need to exercise serious self-control. We almost did it last night. Almost…. Oh lord!

Let me stop here diary.

I am already thinking about Kingsley’s iron rod cucumber again.

Talk to you later.

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Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by Gettreadyy(m): 11:29pm On Dec 17, 2019
my woman crush Wednesday (Wcw) @shewrites. you are the best

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Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by ukaface(f): 1:48am On Dec 18, 2019
Thanks ma'am,I've been expecting an update.
Why do I feel ego will laslas end up with her bakery boss?

She and Kingsley just dey deceive themselves, happy though that she's feeling some positive vibes?

What of Benson?

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Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by joyberry(f): 8:45am On Dec 18, 2019
ukaface:
Thanks ma'am,I've been expecting an update.
Why do I feel ego will laslas end up with her bakery boss?

She and Kingsley just dey deceive themselves, happy though that she's feeling some positive vibes?

What of Benson?
Exactly what am feeling too
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by Ann2012(f): 8:57am On Dec 18, 2019
Hmmmmm, coconut and cucumber abi......

Thanks for the update

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Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by PrudySara(f): 12:01pm On Dec 18, 2019
Nwakaego... you have seen something sha. I hope your relationship with Kingsley won't go sideways!
Thanks for the update SheWrites!
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by Nobody: 1:00pm On Dec 18, 2019
Shewrites you're an amazing writer I must say. I'm a silent reader though
Hahahahahaha already on my first book.
Ego is stupid honestly. All this started with Korede and she escalated the whole issue.

Anyways,give us updates @shewrites

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Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 3:11pm On Dec 18, 2019
Gettreadyy:
my woman crush Wednesday (Wcw) @shewrites. you are the best

*winks*
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 3:12pm On Dec 18, 2019
ukaface:
Thanks ma'am,I've been expecting an update.
Why do I feel ego will laslas end up with her bakery boss?

She and Kingsley just dey deceive themselves, happy though that she's feeling some positive vibes?

What of Benson?

You're welcome...

I like your spirit of discernment *winks*
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 3:13pm On Dec 18, 2019
Ann2012:
Hmmmmm, coconut and cucumber abi......
Thanks for the update
Lol... you're welcome
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 3:14pm On Dec 18, 2019
joyberry:
Exactly what am feeling too
Hmmmmmm...

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