NihiIist:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness

Send her money and stop checking her phone when she comes .. u will thank me later

I dey always like am self cos e dey give me tym to arrange my room wash toilets clean kitchen.the feeling on d clean bed sheet is heaven.it was den I realise dat every disappointment is a blessing in disguise

pek:
A graduate wrote this? It is finished.

My brother, it is indeed finished!

MizzPhoney:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Look on the bright side bro!!! You cleaned your house

So he is a dirty person before...

NihiIist:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness

She’s mostly likely not ur gf and has other commitments. U must be into randoms chics not so. Wondering what is the hype about bedding a random chics when there are many important things to be done. Lol

This happened today right? Because i can still feel your anger.

MunorAnne:
And that same dude cannot prepare himself for the coming of Jesus Christ o

Am telling you

NihiIist:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness

Enter the nearest brothel go empty your akamu. Sorry, you hear?

Thegeneralqueen:
Change the venue for the meeting next time maybe an eatery or shopping mall or cinema i think she'll come.......Thank me later

Hehehehehe

The poor girl had a lucky escape! It's like she had a premonition of what the guy had in store for her! I mean, his intentions could not be said to be totally wholesome given all that Alomo bitters and myriad of concoctions he swallowed in anticipation!

Auntyesther:
and i ll say awwn! fenks boo i even wantu sleep sef and thereafter go and visit my fwend

Blocked!

victorian:






Can u imagine response coming from the guys?

The babes know already the guys want to fucvk them ontop indomie and egg. Or jollof rice and pieces of broken Titus fish.
Then the babes rethink again, wait o! I'm going to this guy's house to get laid?
Whats even in it for me sef?
Smhhhhh, lemme keep my bum bum in one place jare.

Is it jollof rice have not eaten before or indomie? Smhhhhh.

He go wait taya!



Anyways guys who are stood up waiting for babes at home, why not come out plain and let the babe know she's coming to get banged at your place.
It's that simple, instead of pretending u are inviting her to come see the decor of your walls.

In short Invite her to your house for what sef?


I remembered sometime last year, One guy I've been chatting for some days, said hi dear let's hang out this weekend. It will be fun.

I asked him hang out where?

He said his place.

I asked is there any side attraction in your home?

What would will be doing in your home? He chuckled. I stared at my phone and said to myself, this guy never know how far?

Anyways dear, Look if we are not hanging out In a nice exotic restaurant or bar on the island. Then sorry I'm not coming to your place. I'm tired looking at the four walls of a house.

Guys sef!

Babe forget that thing.Na because you get another guy wey dey nack you steady that is why most of you gels don't show up on a date.If not you for dey anxious to meet your new catch.

peterincredible:
this same thing happened to me last year feb then i was a corper serving during the election period i told her to come the first time she agreed then she stood me up she no come hmmm i saw here during cds the following thursday asked her why dat it is disrespectfull and i dont lyk it she appologised and we rescheduled the following week i called her that morning on the day she was suppose to come she said she will start preparing then i started cleaning my room told my roomate to disappear or i will break his head he laughed and went to the next room, so i started cooking usually i dont add much salt and use only one maggi when i cook cause i have mild high blood pressure bcause of her i cooked and put the normal salt and just make the jollof ricr look good and tasty and and even spray perfume for the room thinking say na beta person i invite come ooo then boom time was 5pm this girl neva come or even called hmm so i called her then she told me she was ill i just laff cut the call then immediately i deleted her no, i saw her the next day during all this political waker when copers dey do during election period na i politician called all corpers in that local govt to a hotel for some sharing of money oo na so i see this same girl that said was ill talking to some of my guys i just went to dem greet my guys, greet her smiling then left, guess what? her concience start judging her she came to me to start a conversation we talked for a while then i left her giving her a boring reason to go she neva saw my call since that day and anytime i see her i will just greet from afar and go without chatting her up hmm then she called me a month time telling me i dont call her anymore infact that got me angry but i maintained and then later she sent me text on watsapp immediately the text entered my phone i blocked her then she new we not on the same page again since then wherever she sees me she will complain peter wetin i do you i will just laff and tell her nothing jare then give her a boring reason to excuse myself and since that time she has been the one trying to spark a conversation but guy i am very hot headed and will neva ever tollerate a disrespectfull woman even if am broke and my wife or gf tries to be bitchy bcause of one boring reason i will just let her know am the man and am ready to walk away any fucking time when u let them know that and u always smile it will leave them confuse neva eva chase a women even when she threatings to leave she might be testing u to know ure strenght and most of it all a girl can never love a man she takes for granted or disrespects so when a girl act that way always smile when u see her to keep her confuse then cut her offff u hear me cut her offff and as for the gurl she always be the one to come to me but i gave her a very long space even the day i we where both passing out she called me i looked at her then smile a bit turn and left she was expecting me to come to her to talk but i didnt that shows strength neva let a girl disrepect u when she does just leave her most time it she will be the one chasing as i read ure post i just laff cause i remembered what i did to her i can see the look on her face anytime i gave her a quick answer and excuse myself she looks rejected i neva even taught i was that wicked the dating world is very beautifulll but only the men who dont give a Bleep and show strenght wins i just cant stop laughing sha thanks for remembering me about that wierd girl

Yo.... the truth in this post is scary.. this is the entire summary of the game. You deserve some cash commissions for this..

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Well as long as am not into you and you are not the main cock, that isn't a problem

Thegeneralqueen:
Change the venue for the meeting next time maybe an eatery or shopping mall or cinema i think she'll come.......Thank me later

Do you think its her face they want to see? Eatery ko, drinkery ni!

NihiIist:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness

Baba... You don marry nah... This one you dey lament so... I don't understand...

Amaka disappoint me

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cruzydal:
U guys own is small .
There was this girl I collected her number . She always want us to talk on phone every time . I call her before and after work everyday . She said she wanted to come to my place I was happy about that . Sunday reached . After church I called and texted her she didn’t pick .then by 7 she called to tell me bullshit she sha apologised .another one week of constant calls again she disappointed exactly the same way.
Fast forward to early dis year she called that she wants to see me and this time it must be in festac which is far from my place . I told her to come to my place she said No ,okay let’s chill somewhere not too far from both of us she said it must be festac and she would stay only an hour with me and it shouldn’t be a hotel . I told her no problem she should come to villa park let’s swim ,I told her to bring her friends too . She arrived at the place by past 2 ,with of her friends , she called me I told her I just left to eat meanwhile I det my house .i told her to order barbecue fish and Andre for her and her friends, she even had the guts to tell me to buy food when coming for her and her friends . She called me I was just post her that I’m coming . Her bill was about 15k and she wasn’t with money not even transport money . She just dey curse curse me that day . They left there by past 6 . The thing sweet me eh

Unbelievable.

There was this girl I smatched so hard before when I was in school in FUTA, after a while we hadn't seen, I was in Ibadan I called her just to see her this time not to smatch, this girl tell me say she dey Ibadan too say make I come meet her for tantalizers for front of UI, I go the tantalizers wait wait wait for this girl she no show call so tey my mumu button break, later after some months when I see her for FUTA she say she be dey with one boy wey she dey date say she just dey play, na then I know say this one na farm tool

KingAzubuike:

And who told you he isn't hustling? From his write-up, he has his own apartment. He's definitely not doing bad.

Hi Mobuch

PotatoSalad:
Learn to keep your house in order all the time. Ladies do say my house is cleaner than a lady's whenever they visit.
If your house is in order always, you'll not feel disturbed or sad when you invite a lady over and she fails to turn up.

I don't even cook untill she comes. We do that together. I wouldn't want to waste time cooking food and she doesn't show up.

Keep your house in order always. Na wetin my mama tell me

No jokes Bro.... I don't even prepare a damn thing until they turn up infact most times I meet them at the junction make we branch market together...as for arrangement of the house I just sweep only ,which is normal and assume you're not coming sef.....

PotatoSalad:
Learn to keep your house in order all the time. Ladies do say my house is cleaner than a lady's whenever they visit.
If your house is in order always, you'll not feel disturbed or sad when you invite a lady over and she fails to turn up.

I don't even cook untill she comes. We do that together. I wouldn't want to waste time cooking food and she doesn't show up.

Keep your house in order always. Na wetin my mama tell me

No jokes Bro.... I don't even prepare a damn thing until they turn up infact most times I meet them at the junction make we branch market together...as for arrangement of the house I just sweep only ,which is normal and assume you're not coming sef.....

peterincredible:
this same thing happened to me last year feb then i was a corper serving during the election period i told her to come the first time she agreed then she stood me up she no come hmmm i saw here during cds the following thursday asked her why dat it is disrespectfull and i dont lyk it she appologised and we rescheduled the following week i called her that morning on the day she was suppose to come she said she will start preparing then i started cleaning my room told my roomate to disappear or i will break his head he laughed and went to the next room, so i started cooking usually i dont add much salt and use only one maggi when i cook cause i have mild high blood pressure bcause of her i cooked and put the normal salt and just make the jollof ricr look good and tasty and and even spray perfume for the room thinking say na beta person i invite come ooo then boom time was 5pm this girl neva come or even called hmm so i called her then she told me she was ill i just laff cut the call then immediately i deleted her no, i saw her the next day during all this political waker when copers dey do during election period na i politician called all corpers in that local govt to a hotel for some sharing of money oo na so i see this same girl that said was ill talking to some of my guys i just went to dem greet my guys, greet her smiling then left, guess what? her concience start judging her she came to me to start a conversation we talked for a while then i left her giving her a boring reason to go she neva saw my call since that day and anytime i see her i will just greet from afar and go without chatting her up hmm then she called me a month time telling me i dont call her anymore infact that got me angry but i maintained and then later she sent me text on watsapp immediately the text entered my phone i blocked her then she new we not on the same page again since then wherever she sees me she will complain peter wetin i do you i will just laff and tell her nothing jare then give her a boring reason to excuse myself and since that time she has been the one trying to spark a conversation but guy i am very hot headed and will neva ever tollerate a disrespectfull woman even if am broke and my wife or gf tries to be bitchy bcause of one boring reason i will just let her know am the man and am ready to walk away any fucking time when u let them know that and u always smile it will leave them confuse neva eva chase a women even when she threatings to leave she might be testing u to know ure strenght and most of it all a girl can never love a man she takes for granted or disrespects so when a girl act that way always smile when u see her to keep her confuse then cut her offff u hear me cut her offff and as for the gurl she always be the one to come to me but i gave her a very long space even the day i we where both passing out she called me i looked at her then smile a bit turn and left she was expecting me to come to her to talk but i didnt that shows strength neva let a girl disrepect u when she does just leave her most time it she will be the one chasing as i read ure post i just laff cause i remembered what i did to her i can see the look on her face anytime i gave her a quick answer and excuse myself she looks rejected i neva even taught i was that wicked the dating world is very beautifulll but only the men who dont give a Bleep and show strenght wins i just cant stop laughing sha thanks for remembering me about that wierd girl

Hmm..brother peteru himself.I hail thee

Thegeneralqueen:
Change the venue for the meeting next time maybe an eatery or shopping mall or cinema i think she'll come.......Thank me later

hanti u no nice i swear down

SavageResponse:


E be like say the thing really pain you no be small

I died on 31the dec night and woke up same night because my girl changed plans and didn't come again as we agreed. Mehn, no be small matter.

MizzPhoney:


Sorry na, no vex.... Sometimes we really wish to come but something will just come and spoil plans we might not be able to tell you exactly what happened. Either way if we get you for mind, we gat you. If not, then we don't.

Imagine somebody planning to Bleep a lady and suddenly God disappointed him. Instead of him to Thank God for saving him from sin .,,,he kept blaming the lady...At the end he will blame Eve for giving him the forbidding fruit...,what actually do you endomie children want in life?

Thegeneralqueen:
Change the venue for the meeting next time maybe an eatery or shopping mall or cinema i think she'll come.......Thank me later

Good advice.
You just left out the part where he switches off his phone while chilling at home with a bottle of beer watching football.

Thanks.

stubbornman:



No jokes Bro.... I don't even prepare a damn thing until they turn up infact most times I meet them at the junction make we branch market together...as for arrangement of the house I just sweep only ,which is normal and assume you're not coming sef.....

Bro, women are something else.
When i hear "are you home?", The only effort I make is to send someone to buy fuel for me if my gen is empty. Dasall

You come,.we cook. If I get strength, i go cook and you must join me in the kitchen even if na small small gist. You can't come to my house and gum your ass in my parlour watching tv while i turn chefchi in the kitchen. You're not pregnant lol

Besides I don't like having visitors.

We4all:


Next time, invite her to come visit you in Dubai, not your 'face me I face you room' without a bed.

MizzPhoney:


Sorry na, no vex.... Sometimes we really wish to come but something will just come and spoil plans we might not be able to tell you exactly what happened. Either way if we get you for mind, we gat you. If not, then we don't.

A word is enough for the wise.