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lavylilly:
;DU DON HEAR THIS WAN TIRE AND THEY NEVER GOT BACK.

Funny enough, no employer ever told me that.

Akinbahm:
"Have you gotten the alert" and "I didn't forget you"

Most people if not all av suffered in the hand of those 2 statement and the latter nah the Greatest scam statement of our time.

Wait i dey come

I traveled.....

'i'm not around'. 'i travelled o, when i get back we'll see'. meanwhile i'm chilling in ma room.

vickydevoka:
bokoharam has been tactically defeated

And just two weeks later borrowed $1 billion from China for.... Wait for it.... SECURITY

Me: Humm shebi you're still around? I'll see you later

Me: Give me your number, I'll drop a message for you on WhatsApp / I'm gonna call you

Me: I'll get back to you

Me: I'll call you back

SEND ME YOUR CV

No problem

Walelavender:
"We have plenty work to do after this. Just agree on this small work and we'll discuss on when you are start the big work"

And the ones my close padi tried to use on me for his boss startup:

Money is not everything

Dude, forget money, think about the future. Once this things stands...

Just come and stay with us, ride the bus now. (salary mute)

Oga I dey road, i don dey come.

vezycash:
Hello who is this?

Tayo

O sorry, i changed sim to another phone. And your name is not on the sim.

Or my previous sim fell into water.
When they ask me to call at first, i'll be like
Its not reachable or are you delibrately rejecting my calls.
When i trashed their number seconds ago.


I have to change

belente:
My husband is useless

I'm a single mother, widow, virgin, raped as a child. You like sex too much. Is sex the only thing in your mind

I was raped when I was young.

Don't worry I will soon breakup with him. I don't love him, it's you I love.

If I had met you before I married my wife



Run my sister.

I repeat run when you hear that

When it's 2 days to Christmas and your babe is acting gloomy on the phone.

Don't make the mistake of asking; what's wrong, are you okay?

Just pretend and change the topic.

Afrikween:
Give me 5 minutes

Na one minute common pass. One of my guy sabi this thing? I left him many times and went back home. As in i took transport out to meet the nigga. After a while, his timing became accurate.

illicit:
Let me just put the head, I swear I won't move

Head of what?

Give me 5 minutes.

Darkseid:
"I'm not fine jor"

Brother help yourself by not asking her what's wrong, just change topic sharp sharp

bahd guys...

Am in the church now

Pascopele:
Apart from, *Let me call you right back*
What other scam do you know?


Me: I will see what i can do

Change 2015
Next Level.
Sai Mai Integrity
Beau Harry’s Anti-Corruption fight.

Etc.

He/she is just an ordinary friend

I will pay back the loan month end

We will get back to you

Baby I was worried about you I couldn't sleep last night..

Buy new phone for slot. They'll install apps 500 naira per app. App you'll download for FREE on play store.

Black book for secondary school

We'll close after this prayer

The holy ghost said we should pray this before we go

Evangelist & my former boss: Secret of wealth is giving

Education is key to success... Our president no get primary school cert, Yahoo guys.

I'll die without you

Mum, borrow me money. I'll give it back to you.

(Dad sitting with 100k in his pocket) I don't have money... Or why didn't you tell.me yesterday, tell me when i come back lmao.

Why didn't you tell me last week? I would have given you the money

Darkseid:
"I'm not fine jor"

Brother help yourself by not asking her what's wrong, just change topic sharp sharp

Cos na budget den wan give u so oo

Bryan88:
Head of what?

The one eyed snake

Am almost dere..

Auntyesther:
How can a guy hurt a beautiful lady like you? LMAO! This one wee scatter your heart kpata kpata

Really ur beautiful

I am coming when you are actually going