Bola146:


Hummmm.. I pray that your girlfriend too will be chatting with her ex, do unto others as you want others to do unto you

But why prayer and not wishes that might not come to pass?

So na so you hate me reach

What if you are My girlfriend, Na so you go do

OROSUNBOLB:


You see your pitiable life omo olori pelebe ? So you needed to be schooled to know that only a F-L like you makes an empty brag about any 'audio" wealth on a faceless forum ? I repeat, you're not qualified enough to feed my dogs. I am a proud Ibadan man who has been blessed by the almighty God and have enough resources to convert your entire village in the erosion ravaged land of the rising crimes to a plantation.

What is lacking in your pitiable life is education and that is why you resort to constituting a nuisance on a forum like this one. Your poor mind does not know any better olori pelebe ,omo adigun jale! Ti awon iya e ma baje ni !

anufia come out of nairaland if e sure for you. Empty barrel makes the loudest noise. Awon pon ri baba nla baba e no get money reach me onye ara

naijacentric:
anufia come out of nairaland if e sure for you. Empty barrel makes the loudest noise. Awon pon ri baba nla baba e no get money reach me onye ara

Come out of Nairaland ? You are even more stupid than I thought initially. So your wretched father lives INSIDE Nairaland, right ? You are nothing but a brainless nincompoop.

I repeat my dogs have more dignity than any of your unfortunate generation can ever dream of.

I am 11,175 km away from where you are and I'm not even planing to visit any soon. So Mr "come out of Nairaland" your head needs to be examined as nobody lives inside Nairaland,olodo omo olori pelebe.

Say after me “my father my father, any spirit from my fathers house and my mothers house making me to think I’m Still useful to this ex, please leave me alone and let me have Sense”.

Bro please and please, don’t ruin your future... walk away from her. If she loved you too much she wouldn’t have married someone else. Wise up bro.

OROSUNBOLB:


Come out of Nairaland ? You are even more stupid than I thought initially. So your wretched father lives INSIDE Nairaland, right ? You are nothing but a brainless nincompoop.

I repeat my dogs have more dignity than any of your unfortunate generation can ever dream of.

I am 11,175 km away from where you are and I'm not even planing to visit any soon. So Mr "come out of Nairaland" your head needs to be examined as nobody lives inside Nairaland,olodo omo olori pelebe.

okay stay inside nairaland, keyboard warrior nzuzu nzuzu ochie nwere ike bekee gbuo gị

To be honest, why you don't feel stupidly used in your relationship with her disturbs me greatly.

So, what do you what us to do?
Advise you?

naijacentric:
okay stay inside nairaland, keyboard warrior nzuzu nzuzu ochie nwere ike bekee gbuo gị

Helloooo Nairaland monkey ! This is quite interesting you know and I must say that I truly find the way you're exposing your inadequacies and legendary stupidity very amusing. Education has nothing to do with common sense but unfortunately for you, both are lacking in your pitiable life. Nobody lives inside Nairaland except your wretched fada. I pointed that out to you earlier,stop being a failure !

I promise I won't leave you until you develop a little brain and begin to apply it just like my dogs. How can Nigeria experience anything called development when there are several untamed monkeys like you jumping aimlessly around !

You must have a little sense by force !I will ensure that at least, to give your unfortunate life a semblance of human face. Omo irankiran,olori pelebe !

OROSUNBOLB:


Helloooo Nairaland monkey ! This is quite interesting you know and I must say that I truly find the way you're exposing your inadequacies and legendary stupidity very amusing. Education has nothing to do with common sense but unfortunately for you, both are lacking in your pitiable life. Nobody lives inside Nairaland except your wretched fada. I pointed that out to you earlier,stop being a failure !

I promise I won't leave you until you develop a little brain and begin to apply it just like my dogs. How can Nigeria experience anything called development when there are several untamed monkeys like you jumping aimlessly around !

You must have a little sense by force !I will ensure that at least, to give your unfortunate life a semblance of human face. Omo irankiran,olori pelebe !

e pain am mumu u are just spewing nonsense up and down asiere

naijacentric:
e pain am mumu u are just spewing nonsense up and down asiere

If "nonsense" is what is required for you to have a sense, I will give you a full dosage of it until you're well enough and begin to reason like a human being.

Nairaland monkey !

Davash222:
A girl used and dumped you, got married and still communicating with you and you're happy. Don't you feel used

"Used" na past tense na.

He's still being used

OROSUNBOLB:


If "nonsense" is what is required for you to have a sense, I will give you a full dosage of it until you're well enough and begin to reason like a human being.

Nairaland monkey !

onye nzuzu na my put ur u n ur demonic family for bondage. Ritualist like u u go soon go kiri kiri for life olori bushun, iponri iya la yae, werey damu iwo ati ebi, amadioha kee u, sho lo pe stupid. Elebi to claim olowo, oma sho iya mo le, olobukuuu

naijacentric:
onye nzuzu na my put ur u n ur demonic family for bondage. Ritualist like u u go soon go kiri kiri for life olori bushun, iponri iya la yae, werey damu iwo ati ebi, amadioha kee u, sho lo pe stupid. Elebi to claim olowo, oma sho iya mo le, olobukuuu

Yet another wishy-washy response from the dysfunctional head of Nairaland lunatic as expected. You are nothing but a redundant rapscallion whose madness operates in another realm. My points to you are simple:

1. You don't go about insulting people because they hold contrary opinions . It shows just how uncivilized you're - a monkey !

2. Don't brag about any material wealth on any faceless forum. It shows you might not be able to afford three square meal a day and that you might be living in a slum actually. Successful people don't flaunt their wealth on the internet. Fake ass cashless idio..ts like you do !

3. You are not only poor educationally but equally lack common sense. This is not too hard to notice judging by your constant wishy- washy responces.

I am actually enjoying the lunatic display of your idiocy which is gradually coming into a full glare! And like I said earlier, I won't leave you until you develop a little brain and begin to use it like a normal human being.

Your deliverance is a must Nairaland monkey !

OROSUNBOLB:


Yet another wishy-washy response from the dysfunctional head of Nairaland lunatic as expected. You are nothing but a redundant rapscallion whose madness operates in another realm. My points to you are simple:

1. You don't go about insulting people because they hold contrary opinions . It shows just how uncivilized you're - a monkey !

2. Don't brag about any material wealth on any faceless forum. It shows you might not be able to afford three square meal a day and that you might be living in a slum actually. Successful people don't flaunt their wealth on the internet. Fake ass cashless idio..ts like you do !

3. You are not only poor educationally but equally lack common sense. This is not too hard to notice judging by your constant wishy- washy responces.

I am actually enjoying the lunatic display of your idiocy which is gradually coming into a full glare! And like I said earlier, I won't leave you until you develop a little brain and begin to use it like a normal human being.

Your deliverance is a must Nairaland monkey !

olobukku go sleep jare you have nothing to prove skally wag

naijacentric:
olobukku go sleep jare you have nothing to prove skally wag

"Skally wag"" ? Where did you lift that from Monkey ? Olodo ! It is spelt SCALLYWAG. This is what I have been saying about you - you're totally useless. Who are you trying to impress with your half-baked,poor and incomprehensible English ?

The task is not to proof anything to you Numbskull, but to ensure you develop a brain and begin to use it just like any normal person. A monkey like you should not be allowed to wander around untamed.

I can see that you have stopped speaking your " Portuguese " - a terrible combination of Igbo,Yoruba and Aba made English. Olodo,olori pelebe,Omo adigunjale!

Nairaland eccentric monkey !

OROSUNBOLB:


"Skally wag"" ? Where did you lift that from Monkey ? Olodo ! It is spelt SCALLYWAG. This is what I have been saying about you - you're totally useless. Who are you trying to impress with your half-baked,poor and incomprehensible English ?

The task is not to proof anything to you Numbskull, but to ensure you develop a brain and begin to use it just like any normal person. A monkey like you should not be allowed to wander around untamed.

I can see that you have stopped speaking your " Portuguese " - a terrible combination of Igbo,Yoruba and Aba made English. Olodo,olori pelebe,Omo adigunjale!

Nairaland eccentric monkey !

kolo mentality english kee u dia u want to be more catholic dan the pope old fool

What God has joined together let no man put asunder,you are a 3rd party and an intruder simple.

naijacentric:
kolo mentality english kee u dia u want to be more catholic dan the pope old fool

Take away your shameless ignorance from here monkey ,shove it down your smelly ass and now crawl back to your cave. Apparently, your fada is that old fool here for raising a blockhead like you.

Nairaland asinine monkey !

OROSUNBOLB:


Take away your shameless ignorance from here monkey ,shove it down your smelly ass and now crawl back to your cave. Apparently, your fada is that old fool here for raising a blockhead like you.

Nairaland asinine monkey !

go and sleep u nor well

naijacentric:
go and sleep u nor well

Your entire identity is actually centred around the trauma of acute psychiatric disorder which you experience constantly and that you always love to exhibit here unfortunately !

I understand it is a generational illness that runs in your unfortunate family,pele.

Baba e were,Iya e were ,Iwo gangan were, were diran !

OROSUNBOLB:


Your entire identity is actually centred around the trauma of acute psychiatric disorder which you experience constantly and that you always love to exhibit here unfortunately !

I understand it is a generational illness that runs in your unfortunate family,pele.

Baba e were,Iya e were ,Iwo gangan were, were diran !

mumu onye ara onye nzuzu awon ebi olofo apoda ashinu ponri iya la ya e

naijacentric:
mumu onye ara onye nzuzu awon ebi olofo apoda ashinu ponri iya la ya e

Your lunatic display of Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD) as an escapee of a psychiatric home is bone chilling ! It is a pity you have just suffered a relapse again, pele. I love it when you speak your incomprehensible "Portuguese" language as above. It is always a sign of distress.

OROSUNBOLB:


Your lunatic display of Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD) as an escapee of a psychiatric home is bone chilling ! It is a pity you have just suffered a relapse again, pele. I love it when you speak your incomprehensible "Portuguese" language as above. It is always a sign of distress.

Ngosiputa ihe gi nke emere na Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD) dika ihe mgbapu nke ulo oria bu chilling! Ọ bụ ihe nwute na ị tara ahụhụ nlọghachi ọzọ, pele. Ahụrụ m ya n'anya mgbe ị na-asụ asụsụ "Portuguese" nke a na-apụghị ịghọta aghọta dị ka nke dị n'elu. Ọ bụ ihe ịrịba ama nke ahụhụ mgbe niile.

Brandonx:

My Ex- girlfriend who just got married recently (arrangée marriage) still calls and chats with me.

When we parted ways I severed ties with her completely. Few months later she called and texted at first I ignored but after a while I decided to reply her messages and take her calls.

We talked about so many things that happened in the past. She came visiting, we were cool until she traveled back and started acting funny.

I ignored her got into a relationship. She somehow knew about it and she went berserk.
So I stopped communicating with her.

After a few months she called and sent text as usual, we started talking again as my new relationship wasn't too serious.

She requested for my recent pictures, we made video calls. Little did I know she was getting married in a few weeks. I sent her a congratulatory message and she was surprised.

Few weeks after the wedding she called we spoke at length, at a point I asked about the husband, she quickly changed the topic and I also observed she wasn't too comfortable, I told her I was about leaving the house , we should probably talk some other time .
She then said " you asked about my husband, he's fine " I then told her to extend my greetings, her reply was " who do I tell him sent his greetings".
I think we still have feelings for each other.

Bros, nor spoil person marriage, don't let her invite you into the devil's plans. Better block her number and severe all ties with her so that you can move on, if it was as perfect as you think it was, y'all wouldn't be exes.

naijacentric:
Ngosiputa ihe gi nke emere na Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD) dika ihe mgbapu nke ulo oria bu chilling! Ọ bụ ihe nwute na ị tara ahụhụ nlọghachi ọzọ, pele. Ahụrụ m ya n'anya mgbe ị na-asụ asụsụ "Portuguese" nke a na-apụghị ịghọta aghọta dị ka nke dị n'elu. Ọ bụ ihe ịrịba ama nke ahụhụ mgbe niile.

You're a depressed drongo that should be urgently checked into a mental facility to safe you from yourself ! In case your knack for mixing up issues is acting up again, do I need to remind you that you are dealing with a Yoruba man who doesn't care about the Chinese crap you put up there ? Or are you trying to shield your stupidity from a wider audience ? That has been exposed already fool !

Comparing you to Monkeys is even a disrespect to that specie of animal. Monkeys even seem to be more intelligent than you bozo.

OROSUNBOLB:


You're a depressed drongo that should be urgently checked into a mental facility to safe you from yourself ! In case your knack for mixing up issues is acting up again, do I need to remind you that you are dealing with a Yoruba man who doesn't care about the Chinese crap you put up there ? Or are you trying to shield your stupidity from a wider audience ? That has been exposed already fool !

Comparing you to Monkeys is even a disrespect to that specie of animal. Monkeys even seem to be more intelligent than you bozo.

D bu ihe ojoo nke ezighi ezi ekwesiri ileba anya n’ebe a na-eche echiche iji chebe gi na onwe gi! Ọ bụrụ na akpa gị maka ịgwakọta ihe na-eme ọzọ, ọ dị m mkpa ichetara gị na gị na nwoke na-emekọrịta ihe bụ onye Yoruba na-enweghị mmasị maka ngwa ndị Chaịna i tinyere na ya? Ka ị na-achọ ichebe nzuzu gị n'ihu ndị na-ege ntị karịa? Nke ahụ ekpugheworị nzuzu!

Iji onwe gị atụnyere Monkey bụ nkwanye ugwu maka anụmanụ ahụ. Enugwu o yiri ka ị ma ihe karịa gị.

naijacentric:
D bu ihe ojoo nke ezighi ezi ekwesiri ileba anya n’ebe a na-eche echiche iji chebe gi na onwe gi! Ọ bụrụ na akpa gị maka ịgwakọta ihe na-eme ọzọ, ọ dị m mkpa ichetara gị na gị na nwoke na-emekọrịta ihe bụ onye Yoruba na-enweghị mmasị maka ngwa ndị Chaịna i tinyere na ya? Ka ị na-achọ ichebe nzuzu gị n'ihu ndị na-ege ntị karịa? Nke ahụ ekpugheworị nzuzu!

Iji onwe gị atụnyere Monkey bụ nkwanye ugwu maka anụmanụ ahụ. Enugwu o yiri ka ị ma ihe karịa gị.

This is quite hilarious ! I eventually boxed you into the corner where you shamelessly belong ! Hahhahaja ! Wow ! See how you are shamelessly speaking in tongue. Oliodo eranko ! I told you whatever your unfortunate fada spent on your education, if you have any, is nothing but a waste ! See your life ! You have resorted to your craps ' 'cause you couldn't cope with simple English language. Aye e ti baje ,olodo !

Nairaland asinine monkey !

OROSUNBOLB:


This is quite hilarious ! I eventually boxed you into the corner where you shamelessly belong ! Hahhahaja ! Wow ! See how you are shamelessly speaking in tongue. Oliodo eranko ! I told you whatever your unfortunate fada spent on your education, if you have any, is nothing but a waste ! See your life ! You have resorted to your craps ' 'cause you couldn't cope with simple English language. Aye e ti baje ,olodo !

Nairaland asinine monkey !

Wannan shi ne quite mai ban dariya! Daga karshe na karasa ka a kusurwar da kake cikin rashin kunya! Hahhahaja! Kai! Dubi yadda kake magana da harshe cikin rashin kunya. Oliodo dabbobi! Na fada maku duk abinda talaucin da kuka ciyar akan ilimin ku, in kuna da komai, ba komai bane illa vata! Duba rayuwar ka! Kun koma ga ayyukanku na 'craps' 'ba za ku iya jure wa harshen Turanci mai sauƙi ba. Aye e ti baje, olodo!

Nairaland asinine biri!

naijacentric:
Wannan shi ne quite mai ban dariya! Daga karshe na karasa ka a kusurwar da kake cikin rashin kunya! Hahhahaja! Kai! Dubi yadda kake magana da harshe cikin rashin kunya. Oliodo dabbobi! Na fada maku duk abinda talaucin da kuka ciyar akan ilimin ku, in kuna da komai, ba komai bane illa vata! Duba rayuwar ka! Kun koma ga ayyukanku na 'craps' 'ba za ku iya jure wa harshen Turanci mai sauƙi ba. Aye e ti baje, olodo!

Nairaland asinine biri!

By the time you speak every and all languages in Nigeria and beyond, perhaps somebody will help you out with a cure for your rare madness.

For now ,your macabre dance at the market square is a delight to watch Monkey !

OROSUNBOLB:



By the time you speak every and all languages in Nigeria and beyond, perhaps somebody will help you out with a cure for your rare madness.

For now ,your macabre dance at the market square is a delight to watch Monkey !

A duk lokacin da kuke magana da kowane yare a Najeriya da kuma bayan, wataƙila wani zai taimake ku da magani don hauka mafi wuya.

A yanzu, rawar macabre a dandalin kasuwa abun farin ciki ne don kallon biri!

naijacentric:
A duk lokacin da kuke magana da kowane yare a Najeriya da kuma bayan, wataƙila wani zai taimake ku da magani don hauka mafi wuya.

A yanzu, rawar macabre a dandalin kasuwa abun farin ciki ne don kallon biri!

Your madness is now on a free fall ! Carry on monkey ! This is becoming more interesting !