missimelda01:
So this bro code thing issa scam

No be scam dearie. He just broke it.He's a fvck boy and i know it.

missimelda01:
The bolded is the reason why ladies don't invite guys to their place, except they are dating or something.

You needed to see the disgust on my face when I saw what he was trying to do.. I thought it was only in secondary school people acted this stupid.

U see eh... At least tell him to stop.. In a peaceful way... Most times guys misinterpret signals....

AstroG:



Same happened to me when ah was still a student.

She came all the way from Awka to skul(my lodge) all in the name that she was bored at skul. Na so ah carry her go Bar,she chop close to 15k dah night. E reach night,make ah touch her,she come dy talk say she get bf,I come tell her so u hv a bf and u left him and traveled all d way to be with me. I was angry but ah didnt react at dah point,left it till 3am and I told her to leave my room. She begged and agreed but ah told her dah ah no need sex again,say make she comot my room.


She left and where she slept or went to dah nyt no concern me.

I HATE STUPID MOFOS

you did well son. e beta as you no go violent.

I should tell him to stop because he doesn't have sense abi, like someone said I should have used hammer to crush his hands.

Xavfra:



U see eh... At least tell him to stop.. In a peaceful way... Most times guys misinterpret signals....

emptytoothpaste:
There's this friend I have that is very artistic. He had an interview here, so he called and asked permission to stay with me for a week, As a gee helping another struggling gee, I responded, "no wahala, dey as long as u wan dey, no shaking, feel at home".

I went out about my normal hustle the next day as usual, came back home, dey parlour small. As I say make I enter room, this my guy don carry oil paint (that type wey no dey clean), and painted one kain evil spirit looking painting on my bedroom wall.

Now, anytime I enter my room, I must shout "Blood of Jesus!".

missimelda01:
I should tell him to stop because he doesn't have sense abi, like someone said I should have used hammer to crush his hands.

No na... Its better u tell him.... He assumes.... U shud also assume he doesn't have sense as u said and tell him...

emptytoothpaste:
There's this friend I have that is very artistic. He had an interview here, so he called and asked permission to stay with me for a week, As a gee helping another struggling gee, I responded, "no wahala, dey as long as u wan dey, no shaking, feel at home".

I went out about my normal hustle the next day as usual, came back home, dey parlour small. As I say make I enter room, this my guy don carry oil paint (that type wey no dey clean), and painted one kain evil spirit looking painting on my bedroom wall.

Now, anytime I enter my room, I must shout "Blood of Jesus!".

I don't know why I find this funny. Sorry o, simply get a painter to coat the the artwork with paint.

donstan18:
You are the weird person.

. "While i breathe, i hope"

J111333:
Hehehe, I can imagine how you swallowed your saliva all through the ordeal.

Alol ! the only thing functioning @that moment was my eye sign .. . a pleading smile to my gf n a oya cumma be going look to the other gurl, later that day the babe apologized to me cos i visited her to caution her.

emptytoothpaste:
There's this friend I have that is very artistic. He had an interview here, so he called and asked permission to stay with me for a week, As a gee helping another struggling gee, I responded, "no wahala, dey as long as u wan dey, no shaking, feel at home".

I went out about my normal hustle the next day as usual, came back home, dey parlour small. As I say make I enter room, this my guy don carry oil paint (that type wey no dey clean), and painted one kain evil spirit looking painting on my bedroom wall.

Now, anytime I enter my room, I must shout "Blood of Jesus!".

. And the paint na the kain one wey no dey clean

LarryBee1k:
let me call her my room partner girlfriend. she came to visit us for 3 days. she is pretty with big everything.

on the first day, she Greet me, I look her with yeye eyes. BROS WE DEY FIGHT NI. I no answer. my room partner DEY VEZ TOO. I no send. the thing pain the girl. she will be watching me every time to see my reaction.

then the DDay my friend went out to get some leaving me and her in the house. we no talk for about few minutes. then I just see her with only towel on going to the bathroom. HMM WETIN SEF. as she come out like this NA SO SHE FLASH ME PUNNA by raising up the towel. as she run inside, I follow her enter shaperly. SHE VEXED THAT IM ONLY AFTER HER BODY, I MADE ALL KINDA PROMISES THAT DAY TO ENTER. LOL. MY ROOMMATE CAME BACK AND WENT BACK TO MY USUAL SEF.

With this kain meme are u not a crase somebody so

It was during my 3rd year oh.i had a roommate who played instrument for winners chapel.One Sunday he came home with his friend and introduced him as one of the instrumentalist and begged me so that the guy would stay with us during weekends.I agreed o but something happened.One evening I went out to watch football with my roommate,when we came back everywhere was locked so we called him and asked him where he went.Oga said he was inside with one girl from the church.i was angry but based on bro code i kept my cool.We had to sleep at a friend's place not far from the house.In the morning he called us and asked where we slept and we told him.He said the girl left around 6am that we should turn up.When we got home the stench from the house was unbearable,the bedsheet was wet as if she squirted all night and to make matter worse everywhere was scattered
I told my roommate instantly that I don't want to see the guy again

A family friend's daughter came to our apartment sat on my lap in full view of everybody at home watching t.v
I have to stylishly ask her to stand-up that she was heavy and blocking my view.

Libkid:
It was during my 3rd year oh.i had a roommate who played instrument for winners chapel.One Sunday he came home with his friend and introduced him as one of the instrumentalist and begged me so that the guy would stay with us during weekends.I agreed o but something happened.One evening I went out to watch football with my roommate,when we came back everywhere was locked so we called him and asked him where he went.Oga said he was inside with one girl from the church.i was angry but based on bro code i kept my cool.We had to sleep at a friend's place not far from the house.In the morning he called us and asked where we slept and we told him.He said the girl left around 6am that we should turn up.When we got home the stench from the house was unbearable,the bedsheet was wet as if she squirted all night and to make matter worse everywhere was scattered
I told my roommate instantly that I don't want to see the guy again

Lol ... exactly what i would have done.

From ur story it seems like u live abroad. I don't know y some people r entitled like this. I Know sum1 who gave i.v. to her cuz to come to di States for a visit. She came n spent 2 weeks n later left back to naija. 8 months later she called again telling that she wants to come on vacation with her 4 Bois. They later arrived Yankee and after 1 week she informed this person that she will be leaving back to ibadan n day she wud like for her cuz to adopt her 4 boys so they can be permanent stay!
Her cuz informed her the day she leaves shall b the last day she sees her 4 boys as she will take Dem to social services! She come vex de bone her cuz wey help her!

J111333:
Haunty came to born pikin for here and had planned to stay with a family friend. The family friend's wife began giving her attitude which I later found out that she asked her to be paying rent and haunty had trouble with that.
The oga, an elderly Nigerian man I respected begged me to help out and of course I no dey stay home, I said no wahala after all na only one month remain mek she born and maybe another 2 months before she went back.
I left my entire home for haunty and was overseas for 3months only to come back and still see haunty but with another of her friend wey come born too. I later found out that haunty collected rent from the other lady and at the end, I was made a fool. She even had the audacity to use my car in the garage with no driving license and no insurance, thank goodness I didn't get traffic tickets in my mailbox when I came back.
Story long but to help people these days dey fear me.

missimelda01:
You're joking now right


Anyway God bless your hustle.

shoot ur shooott maaaammm

missimelda01:
So this bro code thing issa scam

no it's not, but some men are more scummer than the rest.

voyy:


Lol ... exactly what i would have done.

baba that sh*t wasn't funny.My fear was wat if the girl in question had died cos obviously they had rough sex all night.

AstroG:



Same happened to me when ah was still a student.

She came all the way from Awka to skul(my lodge) all in the name that she was bored at skul. Na so ah carry her go Bar,she chop close to 15k dah night. E reach night,make ah touch her,she come dy talk say she get bf,I come tell her so u hv a bf and u left him and traveled all d way to be with me. I was angry but ah didnt react at dah point,left it till 3am and I told her to leave my room. She begged and agreed but ah told her dah ah no need sex again,say make she comot my room.


She left and where she slept or went to dah nyt no concern me.

I HATE STUPID MOFOS

Chai... you deserve ubunja d or...where the babe Dy now

Interesting stories

Kingrexyl:
I can still remember how one chic came to my house few years ago, and she didn't have the intention to go o because I live in a well lavish place, all the foods i have at home almost finish, even the ones in my refrigerator wasn't spared, and to make it worst she invited her friends to visit her, they wasted my wines and foods o, that day I was so vexed that I thought I would transformed into incredible hulk and beat shít out of them, when her friends left I confronted her, and she was angry with me, that I was shouting at her.

Believe me I never thought she would act like this, if you see this girl, a very intelligent and beautifully endowed girl and she's also light skinned.

But what really annoys me with her is that she always eat without finishing her food and throw the rest away, its not like i pluck money from trees, am also an hustler.

and sometimes when i don't have she will think i don't want to give her, can you believe this girl wont talk to me in my own house again i got fed of her bullshit and device a plan to leave her, but before that i had the longest sex ever with her ;and


My plan was to lie to her that me and my friend rented the apartment and he's coming in few days time, and i also have to lie to her that i'm travelling out of the country that i would spend months so it won't be advisable for her to stay in the apartment, that's how we both left o, i traveled to Abuja and stay there for 2 weeks before that, i broke my sim card so she won't reach me anymore, since that terrible experience when any lady tell me she wants to visit me i would lie to her that i'm squatting with a friend of mine, the one that told me that she must visit me was suprised, she was like you are squatting with your friend and you are driving a nice car.

u dont have to brag bouh all what u got bruhh......u gonn attract Gold diggers.

nuelsam:
u dont have to brag bouh all what u got bruhh......u gonn attract Gold diggers.

Ok

virgoquin:

Must you guys touch any female that comes to your place.


I don't know why guys have this mindset of trying to act funny when a lady visits them

Don't mind him, he's a brainless dog.
All her toddler-nieces are defiled already in his mind

messing up the toilet� very disgusting stuff

Bleeping me real hard

virgoquin:

Must you guys touch any female that comes to your place.


I don't know why guys have this mindset of trying to act funny when a lady visits them

must u girls always ask for transport money?

virgoquin:

Must you guys touch any female that comes to your place.


I don't know why guys have this mindset of trying to act funny when a lady visits them

You went to his house for praying and fasting abi? Kontinu

virgoquin:

Must you guys touch any female that comes to your place.


I don't know why guys have this mindset of trying to act funny when a lady visits them

una dey nental. what is a lady doing in a mans house? she no fit meet am for piblic place if she really wwan see am?

missimelda01:
Do you have to brag about something in every post you make? I wonder how these so called girls cope around you tuehh

if he has small money coping won't be a problem... u girls have the most adaptable coping mechanism