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Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by Realhommie(m): 12:23pm On Feb 04, 2020
Mobree:
Do you even need to ask?

It's a fantasy naaaaa. Isn't that obvious ni?
Exactly.
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by jubrilELsudan: 12:24pm On Feb 04, 2020
Ivebeenbanned:
Its supposed to be a funny thread. You for just shut up
I know you want me to hang you on my ceiling and fvck you tsetsefly style in all holes like old times then shoot my hot cum in your mouth.

Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by kolarboi83: 12:24pm On Feb 04, 2020
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Anyways below is my WhatsApp number and I will like to see how these daily online work seems to be like.
Thanks
08038483059
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by toplinetrtrend:
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Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by Badgers14: 12:25pm On Feb 04, 2020
Shibaraba:
Brought all her friends plus two guys. I would have fallen mugu because the money was nothing but what vexed me was the two guys doing snap chats taking selfies and videos with words like

"was down before and now I'm here. Popping Henessey with my boys. Me cash money, oil money, waya waya money"

Three Henessey, two Moet, shawarma 8 , two packets of Benson, 8 bottle water, two catfish pepper soup. Funny thing is they were doing the calling. All I called for was still in front of me before the lady came. 2 bottles of 33 with 500 suya.
I made sure they drank it well. They all opened the drinks. The guys went to the dancing floor holding Henessey and pouring for guys. Forming yahoo. I called the barman paid for what I ordered for and left. 2 bottles and suya 500 making 1100.
The missed calls started from 8.pm and went on till the next day when I finally blocked her. Atenu oshi
I am.pretty sure this was how you felt when you went back home... grin

Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by themaestro08(m): 12:26pm On Feb 04, 2020
Beyuponpin:
At 25 never really been on a date and still a virgin. My life sucks *crying*
You are not alone, besides nothing wrong with that.

If you wanna talk to anyone am here.
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by Sarang(f): 12:27pm On Feb 04, 2020
Davash222:
As pretty as @Sickeningggg she still spent $70 on a guy she met on Tinder. But, you with protruded belly, fat, ugly with fake lashes and Weavons would still demand for Chicken and chips or Barbecue fish with Big stout on a first date. Olosho Oleburuku, omo ale!!
Bleep off!
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by Laos1(m): 12:28pm On Feb 04, 2020
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Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by TGMISKY(m): 12:28pm On Feb 04, 2020
Not really a date sha.
Met this girl on Facebook, became friends and really wanted to see her. Invited her to a seminar and couldn't hold a conversation with her. Funny thing is that we could chat for hours on Facebook. She later told me that I seem to be the shy type.
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by obivictor(m): 12:30pm On Feb 04, 2020
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Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by Nobody: 12:33pm On Feb 04, 2020
WizBLANCE:
Smile, afte our POP I saw the need to take my NYSC babe out, after spending more than I planned to, she received a call and was like, "I really have to go"

ANGRY? yes I was angry but then... I had to eat two big point and kills all by myself.

GOD IS WONDERFUL.
Aaaawww
Your story touched me
I don’t know why
May your life be beautiful kiss
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by brandon180(m): 12:34pm On Feb 04, 2020
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Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by Zombiekiller010: 12:35pm On Feb 04, 2020
Make i fes book space
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by Hassany4u(m): 12:36pm On Feb 04, 2020
Am interested in the online work here is my whatapp number 08067679148
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by Ingodwetrust15(m): 12:39pm On Feb 04, 2020
Davash222:
As pretty as @Sickeningggg she still spent $70 on a guy she met on Tinder. But, you with protruded belly, fat, ugly with fake lashes and Weavons would still demand for Chicken and chips or Barbecue fish with Big stout on a first date. Olosho Oleburuku, omo ale!!
Sound it grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by bigcee(m): 12:40pm On Feb 04, 2020
TGMISKY:
Not really a date sha.
Met this girl on Facebook, became friends and really wanted to see her. Invited her to a seminar and couldn't hold a conversation with her. Funny thing is that we could chat for hours on Facebook. She later told me that I seem to be the shy type.
Chai! I understand bruv cool
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by Nobody: 12:44pm On Feb 04, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
It is obvious you are not a real niggarrr

Stop crying
Real niggarrrz don't go on a date

Real niggarrrz bang pussies and move on
Real niggarrrz see women as swimming pool
They bang their own and move on.
They don't do those romantic stuffs like going on a date

Just huzzle some money and pussies will be yours.
To make it worse. Just get a ride even if it is a low budget ass ride then i can bet my balls you will be banging enough Pussies

You see those my two ride. Am going to blur the background because of sars and efcc
With those ride. I bang enough pussies. Ladies love ride
Your ride keh... Iffa slap you ehhnnn.

Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by eddieguru(m): 12:45pm On Feb 04, 2020
We agreed on a lucnch date, I step out, called her only for she to tell she's been feature to dance in her church. I ended up going to her church that day....long story shot, we're now dating cool
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by Yg5652(m): 12:46pm On Feb 04, 2020
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Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by Realhommie(m): 12:46pm On Feb 04, 2020
I do not remember having a weird date experience aside pouring drinks on my body mistakenly, I was a bit embarrassed. That was our first and only date.

She was a virgin and single at 23, she said she wasn't ready for a relationship and wanted to be done with service. So she left barely a week after our meeting, a few months later she got pregnant and had to hurriedly get married. Na so the story end. I was laughing because of all the things she said during our meeting yet na belle end am, lol. Women ehn, so unstable...
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by Kingrexyl(m): 12:47pm On Feb 04, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
It is obvious you are not a real niggarrr

Stop crying
Real niggarrrz don't go on a date

Real niggarrrz bang pussies and move on
Real niggarrrz see women as swimming pool
They bang their own and move on.
They don't do those romantic stuffs like going on a date

Just huzzle some money and pussies will be yours.
To make it worse. Just get a ride even if it is a low budget ass ride then i can bet my balls you will be banging enough Pussies

You see those my two ride. Am going to blur the background because of sars and efcc
With those ride. I bang enough pussies. Ladies love ride
Very true my nigga
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by lucky4west: 12:48pm On Feb 04, 2020
psalmsmiles:
ChiAmaka and I were on a date in a date in a fancy restaurant like that. She kept requesting for this wine and that. At the end, the bill accumulated to 25k and i only had 2k on me..
Summary: I ended up disappointing Amaka
...correct guy...we no be mugu
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by Nobody: 12:50pm On Feb 04, 2020
philsbaba:
grin grin is this a true life story??
Never believe anything you read on social media. . Even the news
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by Kingrexyl(m): 12:50pm On Feb 04, 2020
Riele:
grin
Stay off social media kiddo, go and read your books.
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by 3kay945(m): 12:53pm On Feb 04, 2020
TGMISKY:
Not really a date sha.
Met this girl on Facebook, became friends and really wanted to see her. Invited her to a seminar and couldn't hold a conversation with her. Funny thing is that we could chat for hours on Facebook. She later told me that I seem to be the shy type.
grin cheesy
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by lucky4west: 12:54pm On Feb 04, 2020
Shibaraba:
Brought all her friends plus two guys. I would have fallen mugu because the money was nothing but what vexed me was the two guys doing snap chats taking selfies and videos with words like

"was down before and now I'm here. Popping Henessey with my boys. Me cash money, oil money, waya waya money"

Three Henessey, two Moet, shawarma 8 , two packets of Benson, 8 bottle water, two catfish pepper soup. Funny thing is they were doing the calling. All I called for was still in front of me before the javascript:void(0);lady came. 2 bottles of 33 with 500 suya.
I made sure they drank it well. They all opened the drinks. The guys went to the dancing floor holding Henessey and pouring for guys. Forming yahoo. I called the barman paid for what I ordered for and left. 2 bottles and suya 500 making 1100.
The missed calls started from 8.pm and went on till the next day when I finally blocked her. Atenu oshi
....made my day! real Nigger! men any time u are at ikeja hollar me make i arrange some drinks for u...u too much bro...men...what a way to treat suckers....your mama raised no fool!
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by SoNature(m):
toplinetrtrend:
Not some. Many!
Be nice because times are hard.

When you see a hungry girl, feed her if you can.

This is no sarcasm, it's just being realistic.

It's tough living in Nigeria; it's even tougher surviving as a girl without runs
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by Lastmankc(m): 12:58pm On Feb 04, 2020
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Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by Nobody: 1:00pm On Feb 04, 2020
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I can work brother. This is my number: 09032332416
Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by Nobody: 1:03pm On Feb 04, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
It is obvious you are not a real niggarrr

Stop crying
Real niggarrrz don't go on a date

Real niggarrrz bang pussies and move on
Real niggarrrz see women as swimming pool
They bang their own and move on.
They don't do those romantic stuffs like going on a date

Just huzzle some money and pussies will be yours.
To make it worse. Just get a ride even if it is a low budget ass ride then i can bet my balls you will be banging enough Pussies

You see those my two ride. Am going to blur the background because of sars and efcc
With those ride. I bang enough pussies. Ladies love ride
bros make we reason on update level....more win to us
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