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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Okoroawusa: 7:12pm On Feb 04, 2020
Frankicent:



Coward
Lol...so it's my fault now?
Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by kowalsky: 7:13pm On Feb 04, 2020
Babysho:


Nope! It doesn't work. You better take your chances and atleast know what's up. If she wants, she'll ask you to continue and if she says no, back up.

It's worse when you don't even try at all cos that's when you'll see texts like "I was so wet dripping from my labia to my nyash and you didn't touch me" my niggi you no go sleep well that night and she'll never come visit ever again! Writing from experience!

What I put there is tried, tested and confirmed.

If she sends that kind of text, you simply ask why she didn't make the move if she was hnrny. Tell her she has to be clear with her intentions.


I've had a girl who stripped naked and asked me to turn around to see her body in all its 'glory.'
We weren't planning on having sex that day. She just came to my place and pulled that stunt.

I refused to look and told her to put her clothes back on.
We still flirt a lot and she always has this story of how i failed to see the body of a goddess that evening.

But guess who's always talking about the many fantasies she has with me as the principal subject. She practically begs to spend time me and I've put her on indefinite hold because, 'I don't want to cheat on my gf,' at least not yet.

Imagined I'd turned around and grabbed her boobs (which were very enticing no lie) that evening.

I'd put the ball in her court and then she now has the right to say, 'uhm we're not fucking, just teasing you'

Maybe she lets me Bleep her. All cool and great. But I'm instantly another guy who was captivated by her 'irresistible body.' if you know chics well, you'll know that being very different (in an intruiging manner of course) is the key to their hearts and password to unlocking their bodies. Nuff said.

Ps. In my opinion you have no business fucking a girl who's only gonna come to your house once. No be food abeg. Learn to put a restraint on your dick

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by DanDeeBoss(m): 7:13pm On Feb 04, 2020
midnighter:


Listen bro, being religious doesn't give you the right to be an irritant under somebody's hospitality.

What's wrong with praying like a Catholic for the time being? Don't Catholic prayers get answered anyhow Smh
Seriously I don't know if praying silently to one's creator would harm him/ her........

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Okoroawusa: 7:13pm On Feb 04, 2020
solasoulmusic:
it may have but that’s not my business my own was not in my presence that’s all bleep up your idea of love but don’t ruin it for the best of us
Ok o!
Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Okoroawusa: 7:14pm On Feb 04, 2020
Buffalo2:
Yheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol....who bite you?
Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Okoroawusa: 7:15pm On Feb 04, 2020
198800Mam:

LOLZ MA BRODA U RE ON THE LOW
Lol... you are blaming me abi?
Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Frankicent(m): 7:16pm On Feb 04, 2020
Okoroawusa:

Lol...so it's my fault now?

YES BRO

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by midnighter(f): 7:16pm On Feb 04, 2020
skyhighweb:
remember they came for an occupation and yes xtain will b xtain dey pray d way dey pray anytime any where except u havent meant different kind of worshippers, so let them pray for prayers and leave with a smile on their face, no need making them think their prayers dey burn u for body.

Im starting to believe that you are just a naturally accommodating fellow...no problem but I hope you wont allow people to begin to maltreat your wife and kids in the name of "hospitality" sad Hmmm I have learnt small something from you today

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by midnighter(f): 7:19pm On Feb 04, 2020
DanDeeBoss:
Seriously I don't know if praying silently to one's creator would harm him/ her........

Thats what I personally think but that guy said he doesnt mind...each to their own sha o..
Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Nobody: 7:24pm On Feb 04, 2020
Mbcastrol:


Now this is scaring, what did you do after finding out
My mum gave her serious warning then she left the next day(she was supposed to stay for a week)

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by dayleke: 7:25pm On Feb 04, 2020
happney65:


To ba doko wa ma lo ile. Bye Bye..

cc veekid dayleke

Ere ki l'aja n ba ekun se?
Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Frankicent(m): 7:28pm On Feb 04, 2020
kponkedenge:

Some guys are actually like that. I once had a friend that went behind me to woo my ex when we were having issues.
Me and the babe later came back together and she told me everything, although we are no longer together anymore.
This same guy still comes around to my place, but if my woman is around, I don't allow him come because he will automatically start misbehaving, she has even complained about him talking too much ... He'll start talking anyhow to appear big, crack dry jokes, do all sort of rubbish.
Matter of fact, there are a handful of guys that are like that, and it can be annoying.


I had a friend who did something like that... I almost fought him. Had to be mature and told him straight to his face that his a bad ass friend.... I blast am eh... He felt guilty....


That kind no make sense...



Bro you sure say he no do anything with your babe secretly.

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Nobody: 7:29pm On Feb 04, 2020
skyhighweb:
remember they came for an occupation and yes xtain will b xtain dey pray d way dey pray anytime any where except u havent meant different kind of worshippers, so let them pray for prayers and leave with a smile on their face, no need making them think their prayers dey burn u for body.
Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with that. I can only talk to them about it if it becomes incessant. However, people react differently to particular situations. In this case, it's not about how people should react, it's about knowing whether what they're doing is proper or not. I know that as followers of Christ, we shouldn't be afraid of people or care less what they think, but we shouldn't use that to cause discomfort to others.

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by dayleke: 7:30pm On Feb 04, 2020
veekid:
if you're not fúcking, dafuck you doing in my house?

She came to evangelize
Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by whiteafrique: 7:32pm On Feb 04, 2020
One worwor girl wey come my younger sis birthday some years back go shit one kind big big ugly shit for toilet
the worse part be say she no flush am and the shit dey smell die, i lost my appetite throughout that day..

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Millenniumlady(f): 7:35pm On Feb 04, 2020
Was in school then this friend of mine came to my house being the first time and I've already cooked ask him to feel comfortable since he's a family friend......And I left for my friends birthday party only for me to come back and meet two of his friends placing their dirty legs on my walls everywhere was just smelling due to their shoes and my pot of soup is almost gone.....I went in took few of my cloths and somethings I'll be needing.... I took my bag and tell him to meet me outside cause i don't want to embarrass him in front of his friends told him where to keep the key for me and i took the next available bus and travel home.....my mum you tell us you're coming cheesy me :- i was missing everybody at home that's why had to wash the room when I return sad

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by skyhighweb(m): 7:37pm On Feb 04, 2020
midnighter:


Im starting to believe that you are just a naturally accommodating fellow...no problem but I hope you wont allow people to begin to maltreat your wife and kids in the name of "hospitality" sad Hmmm I have learnt small something from you today
i am it just d way i was brought up

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Discombulator: 7:39pm On Feb 04, 2020
nuelsam:
u dont have to brag bouh all what u got bruhh......u gonn attract Gold diggers.
He deserves whatever he gets here. Aiiint no grown man ought to come to a place like this and start listing the things he owns on a thread that's Aimed at a completely different discussion.

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by hopexter(m): 7:39pm On Feb 04, 2020
foolbuster:


You told somebody to feel at home. Ordinary 5 eggs you don already vex. Na wa ooo

Him no go come another day? How many dey the crate wey only him dey fry 5? angry angry

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Fumiex(f): 7:45pm On Feb 04, 2020
merahki:



I don’t think I would like your kind of person
You were unkind and seem to not have empathy
he made the right decision. do u know if he was buoyant enough to feed 5 mouths. beside he just got married not quite long. the elder brother can rent a one room apartment and work harder jare

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by lilbarracuda(m): 7:47pm On Feb 04, 2020
otes4646:
hanty tell us d truth...u guys a banging each other


I'm a guy dumdum
I feel uncomfortable when he does that, he's not even one of my top ten friends why should he feel comfortable in my place.
Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by midnighter(f): 7:49pm On Feb 04, 2020
skyhighweb:
i am it just d way i was brought up

Okay o...may God bless the works of your hands
Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by NaijadrivaCars: 7:49pm On Feb 04, 2020
AshiraWealthy:


Did I say my husband? The post says to talk about visitors not husband so when I said I dont like sharing my bed with anyone, i was referreing to visitors cos that is the center of focus here.

ANYone means ANY.

You could have said, "I don't like to share my bed with ANYONE BUT my husband/child. This will make your statement unambiguous.
Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Kingrexyl(m): 7:50pm On Feb 04, 2020
MZrapper:


A boy who has chosen to cuss every single soul on this thread just because they didn't buy the useless lies he tried cooking up is nothing but an immature imp.
The story he cooked even depicted him as a weak simp, he couldn't man up to speak his mind. Didn't that alone show how useless his lineage is?
Bitch I guess you are too dumb to realize this happened years ago and I kept tolerating her because I was in love with her back then, well those are past now because I know how to deal with y'all hungry and entitled bitches, I've learnt my lesson in a hard way. besides why didn't you mention me directly? I guess your stupid ass can't face me, moreover. if you think what I posted there was fake that's your problem, I won't prove shít to no irrelevant and stupíd bitch grin

to that other smelling faceless bitch quoting me, you think because you are in a faceless forum then you can say trash to me, imagine such a hungry faceless dumbass bitch well this is a faceless forum where nonentities can argue with someone that can feed their lineages. cheesy

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by skyhighweb(m): 7:50pm On Feb 04, 2020
midnighter:


Okay o...may God bless the works of your hands
amen sis n urs

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Kingrexyl(m): 7:53pm On Feb 04, 2020
OSUigboFlatHead:

people like you are lowlifers in reality...
Don't mistake me for your dad boy. cheesy

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by lilbarracuda(m): 7:53pm On Feb 04, 2020
hopexter:

He's just feeling at home my brother grin grin

lol. guy has issues. we not even close like that
Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Nobody: 7:59pm On Feb 04, 2020
NaijadrivaCars:


ANYone means ANY.

You could have said, "I don't like to share my bed with ANYONE BUT my husband/child. This will make your statement unambiguous.

Why are you still going on with this? Are you the husband? Hian!

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by ekanx27(m): 7:59pm On Feb 04, 2020
My course mate who knew where my key was kept at my lodge, took bike(left me) to my lodge, opened my door, took out my last meal for the week, ate the food, locked the door(without washing the plate), called me on phone to drop a message that he was very hungry and the meal was small but he had to manage it.


But Thank God for God, He adviced him to go away without me seeing him that day. Otherwise I believe I will still be serving jail term.

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Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by MZrapper(f): 8:04pm On Feb 04, 2020
Kingrexyl:
Bitch I guess you are too dumb to realize this happened years ago and I kept tolerating her because I was in love with her back then, well those are past now because I know how to deal with y'all hungry and entitled bitches, I've learnt my lesson in a hard way. besides why didn't you mention me directly? I guess your stupid ass can't face me, moreover. if you think what I posted there was fake that's your problem, I won't prove shít to no irrelevant and stupíd bitch grin

to that other smelling faceless bitch quoting me, you think because you are in a faceless forum then you can say trash to me, imagine such a hungry faceless dumbass bitch well this is a faceless forum where nonentities can argue with someone that can feed their lineages. cheesy


Mr Simp
Read through every damn page you will know you are the only lousy kid here, typical of wannabe toddlers. You haven't made any sense here so far other than cussing and foolishly displaying your improper upbringing. It still beats me who mothers kids of now adays, do they just give birth to you unfortunate fellows and dumb you all on the street?

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