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People who make love to sex dolls are 4uck1ng dummies

My girlfriend couldn't accept my love for Japanese food,  Sushi left me.

Close ur eyes and imagine yourself pressing six girl's breasts... Feels good dozen tit?

August without the "Gust" is pure gold

Girls these days are getting pregnant by accident, dunno what Road safety is doing!

A man has been stealing wheels off police cars. The police are working tirelessly to catch him. Where my punstars at?

Statistically…. 9 out of 10 injections are in vein.”

Why is there an "L" in NOEL if it says NOEL

If multiple girls named Paige all hang out together, is it called a chapter?

Let bygones be bygone....
We don't really need to buy guns

What is the need of a middle man
When there is no more a riddle man?

When I think of the black eye,
the type carried by "black I"
It Makes me cry and...
I can't but wonder why?

daddy,my buddy.
my "paddy"...my "caddy"

She said "Come outside"

I replied "My Pull out game is weak"

,even if we are only five alive, we'll still have some juice in us''

m the reason they made the dress code
They figure I wouldn't wild when I'm in my French clothes....ma$e

Am dressed with what I was blessed with

Girls fighting over Gemini and Pisces,
every corner it's war and crisis... Patoranking

Take a look round the city now,
no love oh what ah pity now
21 look 50 now,
hatred make things shitty now

My watch is having sex like my time has come – vector

You can't enter March 31 without entering March thirty first

To be Frank...


I will have to change my name

He smacked her puccy with his rod. The poor kitten died.

it was reported today that one of the strikers broke his ankle. That was a breaking news.

SOS
I've run out of supplies and provision, all I have left is FOOD for thought.
No jokes, I'm on LUCKdown

Burnavick:
To be Frank...


I will have to change my name

"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.

How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.

The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents.

I bought a boat because it was for sail.

I didn't accept the government palliatives because I don't [i][/i]pally with thieves

Blackeard:
Couldn't find the kitchen utensils I could use to cut my carrot and coconut so I prayed to God. He is my Grate provider.

Lovely. Absolutely lovely.