wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

Cute

EmeraldKing7:


Baba stop am....stop it
I dey piss for body with laughter
Na quarantine cos am

How far bro? I go pm you now,e get wetin we go discuss abeg. Happy New Month..

No words except this ; GUY YOU ARE A SIMP. GOOGLE IT

Nigerians guys are so filled negative vibes they emit negativity everywhere and into everything. Gosh!

Frankyboy1:


People like you life revolves around sex, look at your seducing look, that's why anytime you re with your man,you don't take calls

baba seriously the talk surprise me too o. Imagine.

DoubleEngine007:
I thought it was only me that saw that... Only April fool,the dude is writing a book already... And babe was busy sleeping.. Nigga was busy composing a text book ,that babe will answer with just one word.. Op below..

Most likely Lol

This is d worst time to v a girl friend


We return after covid-19


This thread no make sense oo

wreckormend:


Funny how people spew poo confidently on what they know nothing about. If I write epistle to her it's nono' your business. Long texts work for us. Simple. If you can't find the humor in my attempt to prank my girlfriend, the most you can do is ignore.

It's now our business since you decided to table your matter to the public, we didn't ask you in the first place, so accept any criticisms thrown at you

wreckormend:


I was going to reply you with same tone. But on a second thought I, I decided not to add to your grief. It's a new month. The positive vibe around me is so insurmountable. So I got nothing but love for u. Stay safe

This is maturity
Pure maturity
Happy new month man

See what idleness is doing to people

wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

Op, you can channel your joblessness to something meaningful, seriously.

wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

Naso my babe too pranked me this early momo with a positive PT test kit - I guess you know what that meant. I think she couldn't imagine all the plans I've started making ahead my God's gift I'd calculated would land on December; my Mom's month - I'd even took a day off at work; my lil man don go charter different liquors - celebration galore; he's not back yet - I dunno how I go relay the supposed good news to him sey na April nonsense when he's back - make he sha bring the drinks fess; it's been a while I drank. Thank God sey i never inform my mille. Idiat girl.

Haters will always hate
Guy you make sense, this was will written, I'm sure she'll do much love you more after reading it all

wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

RUBBISH.....You are so childish.

First time in decades April Fool nor get head!

Shut up bro....none of your business yet you spew this long unnecessary epistle on a public forum.

I'm sure people like you have never said a prayer about what's going on in our world yet so insensitive you play this April fool nonsense prank

wreckormend:


Funny how people spew poo confidently on what they know nothing about. If I write epistle to her it's nono' your business. Long texts work for us. Simple. If you can't find the humor in my attempt to prank my girlfriend, the most you can do is ignore.

born2begreat:
A sensible person seeing everything that’s happening all over the world won’t even think so stupid today to crack any joke. Borrow sense and get your ass off here boy

I no fit laugh oooo ... *** Salvage****

born2begreat:
A sensible person seeing everything that’s happening all over the world won’t even think so stupid today to crack any joke. Borrow sense and get your ass off here boy

Common, don't be such a hard ass. Live a little.

I just told my girl I got another girl pregnant, and she's moving in with me

EternalBeing:
Still having girlfriend in this die minute? I hope you are not fornicating with her, please marry her to spiritually legitimize it and not allow sin make you miss the so imminent Rapture. There are young married people that still live differently with their Parents, most would condemn this because they subsonciously want to have liberty of dumping their sin partner for another without any family preventing them. the most important thing is to obey Spiritual Laws to be at peace with your CREATOR.


Testing Kits That Are Due to Arrive in the UK Were Found to Have Been Contaminated with CoronaVirus.

Google it, if you don't believe. Could the contamination be intentional? What if if not discovered? Have you wondered why some Countries CoronaViral rate skyrocketed as soon as they started massive testing? Common cold flu has probably made many took the test. It's good to be tested, but be sure of what is being used on you.

While we daily relentlessly pray and invite the Holy Spirit to take permanent Control of the Source of our thoughts so that we can be Holy and Heaven-worthy, if you noticed symptoms similar to that of Covid 19, isolate yourself. And use normal dosage of Azithromycin 500, Zinc Sulphate 200mg and Chloroquine 200mg; the combination said to have helped many Corona virus positive patients. Use herbs and other natural remedies that are effective against Viral infections too. It is ok to be tested, you should also remember they've already said that they don't have the cure for it.

Our CREATOR loves us so much that HE allowed TrumpPence to expose the irredeemability of this World so that many would focus on making Heaven before the TRUMPET Sound! TrumPence has fully woken up doubters by exposing the fact that this World has fully fallen to Satan and his enslaved human tools. That the World is now fully being controlled by cold-blooded anti-Life, anti-Love, anti-Marriage, anti-Christ Pedophiles and Satanists. The few good People remaining on Earth are fighting them only long enough to allow every sensible human being see the foolishness of losing one's eternal Soul in a bid to "enjoy" this temporary life on Earth.

Why would any sensible human being not flee sin and urgently permanently focus on being holy and Rapture-ready at this crucial time, with all that mercy of God has exposed and allowed us all to see about this decaying World?!

Why still want to build your hope and trust on this Satanic World's system? Losing your Eternal Soul for this is not worth it!

We can wish it away all we want, but truth always remains the truth. This man-made Virus shows that Satan and his deceived evil human tools are fully taking over. He would destroy them too as soon as he finish using them to destroy other humans. He hates all human beings with perfect hatred, including those he has deceived to be his tools of destruction.

The devil did not create us, so he doesn't have the Capacity to truly love us. YAHWEH ALMIGHTY invested so much time, resources and even life from HIMSELF was breathed into us to bring us alive. HE treasures humans so much and promised reward of Immortality for those that don't allow temptations from Satan and trials of this temporary life to disconnect them from HIM our Creator.

Why would you want to be left behind into this decaying evil World? You eternal Soul is priceless and should be unbuyble. 1 John 2:15-29 "Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world." Don't let the deceitful "sweetness" of Technology get your eternal Soul ensnared, entangled and undetachable from this temporary World of sin. The Doom's Day that would follow after the so imminent Rapture of committed children of God from the satanic World would be far beyond tolerable. Repent, accept JESUS Christ as your Lord and Savior.

Play time is over! Fight the good Fight of Faith to distance yourself from everything that wants to continue to make you ungodly at this die minute! Focus on being holy and Rapture-ready. We shall not miss Heaven in JESUS' Name.
Like and Share, only God knows how many you will help make Heaven by waking them up from spiritual slumber.

wait o. U Sidon type all this here?

Girlfriend another guy man go nyash b4 April 2nd......

Let me mind my business.

wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

With all the grammar, you couldn't put your punctuation marks where necessary. How can you ask all these questions without this "?" . You better edit that WhatsApp message before resending. SMH!!

I don't understand why people are attacking the op. Why are Nigerians so annoying. If you don't like the write up ignore instead of insulting or attacking him. Even the moderators found it worthy of a fp material cause it's April 1st.

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wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

This is cool

Nice piece......

No be only corona 24/7. We kill person ni?

Abi na we be Wuhan wey cause the problem?


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In all honesty, some Naija guys need mental evaluation, how could a responsible man dedicate all his time to write this long epistle at the expense of satisfying a girl who can even sleep over with another guy.. Guy help urself by planning ur future

And these people throwing shade at him are SIMPs in reality.


Op I admire you�

alhussein9:
Who else didn't finish reading it? Hit the like button.

i didn't even bother reading it

wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

@OP: You are indeed a very good writer. Wonderful content with great delivery....nice one.

Wish you both, many more blissful months and years ahead.

Cheers.

wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

Post the reply o!

wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

Pay no attention, your the one wearing the shoe does not really count what anyone else thinks or say. Stay positive O.G...stay safe