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Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by noCAP(m): 12:57am On Apr 19, 2020
mine was in my 300lvl days in uni. there was this girl with mad ass in my department whose friend i was dating. I didn't actually know they were friends(well they were not really friends per say, they just stayed in the same hostel).

so there was a day she came to visit a friend of her's close to my lodge. it's like she was God sent because the konji wey dey my body that time mad gan. my then babe travelled. so i was sha watching a movie on my laptop when this babe called me that she is around my area o and wants to say "hi". as I heard that one, I know say something go sup, because e get one Kain eye this babe dey take look me for class..this kain "thirsty" eyes and me sef been dey feel the babe too.

the guy kain speed wey i use tidy up everywhere, go buy CD keep for under the bed, me sef shock..i am talking less than 10minutes. she finally came sha, and to cut the story short, we bleeped, like, crazy, freaky sex. guys, this girl's pussy sweet as fvck. she went the next morning and promised to drop by again.

My babe came back that weekend and she had a serious fight with the big ass girl in my department over some meaningless nonsense. To get back at my then babe, the big ass girl told my then babe that she bleeped me. my babe later called that night and was crying and cursing me. I was still oblivious of the fact that i had been exposed. she finally dropped the bombshell "you slept with Cynthia abi!!?" I was shocked about how she found out and kept mute for like three seconds. she cut the call before i could come up with a lie. she hasn't picked my call again till today. I cried that night sha, 'cause this babe had everything i wanted but stupid konji wouldn't let me be. as for the stupid girl in my department who spoilt my beautiful relationship, I deleted her number and stopped talking to her. we later became friends again close to our convocation but i vowed never to have anything to do with her again

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Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Dreyton36: 1:09am On Apr 19, 2020
I met this girl on Facebook while I was in Dubai at at 2014
We started chatting and she looks very beautiful and sexy
In 2016 I came to Nigeria for some lil quick business, so I had to call her over since we both are in Lagos State

I had to invite her over to a friend's room cuz I didn't want her to know much about me already ,,, base on Romeo stuff
It didn't take me 25mins I don set her for doggy position, before I even insert my memory card into her phone for some flashing idiot nepa don take light
But kilo kan ni
Immediately I slide into her dm I sensed this horrible smell gosh it was unbearable
I didn't even cum again, I told her I have to be somewhere in the next 15mins so she should wait at my friend's place
Mehn I blocked her line, gave my friend some cash to give her , end of story

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Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Rawhumper(m): 1:38am On Apr 19, 2020
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Didnt you see her comment on my post dickhead?
You just made urself a fool....well bro grow up and change ur attitude.Am not here to talk about who is sex starved or not.
About my followings aint ur biz,i can decide even Seuns family members down to his ancestors as well if i choose.
I never exchange words with u,as long as u keep talking shit u always have me around chihuahua










quote author=GreatResearcher1 post=88600890]See who is calling people sex starved. You go about sending pms to every moniker with(f) You've been stalking petyprincess and you get mad cause she isnt giving you the attention you seek. na pussy go kill u.

u follow 132 NL monikers and just four have (m). The funny part is that the remaining 128 monikers, just few are real females. Pussy nigga.



Like I said earlier, minding your business pays.

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Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Rawhumper(m): 1:39am On Apr 19, 2020
What of these ones guys rub it increases the size in two weeks?










Albertone:
I beg to differ!
There is no cream that increases penile size.
I stand to be corrected
Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Treborblue(m): 1:40am On Apr 19, 2020
Albertone:
Lying is not Your calling Bro
Lol bro if I want to make up a story trust me I won't write that , this thread just sent me back memory lane chills for real

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Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by ghettochild(m): 1:47am On Apr 19, 2020
EzzyCarter:
First year in the uni. There was this half-caste girl I was crushing on in my department. We got talking and I found out the feelings were mutual. We were both staying on campus then so we used to hang out a lot at night. Took her to a lecture theatre one night and I ate the burger. Little did I know I was about to be given unexpected publicity. This girl got back to her hostel and gisted her friends about how Ezzy ate her coochie. Lol. From then, I noticed her friends used to gv me suggestive looks like they wanted their own share too sad . Twas a month later one of em challenged me to ask if it was true I ate her friend out. The news later spread throughout the department.
Dah girl cast me no be lie grin but then, I still miss the taste of her berry. I haven't tasted a better coochie till date smiley
Not that u haven't tasted a sweeter one.. The reason why this one is.... Is cos of the timing and place u had it... The risk u were taking while at it... U know u could get caught
Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by DaddyRochie1642: 1:55am On Apr 19, 2020
Ihatefeminist:
fucking a prostitute for good two hours without condom sad



I don't know why prostitutes are sweet, ... The sex is usually sweet if you know what you want and pay well

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Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by cooooooks(m): 1:57am On Apr 19, 2020
Sometimes it happens like that. No sex training, probably discouraged from anything sex-related.

HarunaWest:
Mine was the usual Fish Smell..I just inserted and the odour hit me, I pulled out immediately .It was like sulphur mehn couldn't breath I almost threw up..Had to wash John Thomas with Dettol and Soap that day mehn
If you saw the chick ehn, classy chick from a wealthy home oo..I was so embarrassed for her.
Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Albertone(m): 1:57am On Apr 19, 2020
Rawhumper:





What of these ones guys rub it increases the size in two weeks?










Which one is that?
Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Rawhumper(m): 2:02am On Apr 19, 2020
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I have not rubbed it but i do see it online popping up,increase ur dick in 2weeks d say.
I dont sweat cos am happy with myself and i really thank God for it cheesy










quote author=Albertone post=88601848] Which one is that?[/quote]
Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by DaddyRochie1642: 2:05am On Apr 19, 2020
sirzee1660:
Funny question . each time I remember that girl in my department ,she was crushing on me,so we started dating she invited me to her lodge and we both had sex ,her Virgina was so wide and deep I didn't enjoy the tin at all despite my huge working tool, I later discover she is a runs babe that sleeps with every lecturer that can pay 1k and pass her , the worst is that she has kids at her father's house. Each time I remember those days i will just feel sad,wentin pain pass I enter without condom




I can swear with my balls that you haven't gone for a Test till now
Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Albertone(m): 2:10am On Apr 19, 2020
Rawhumper:

I have not rubbed it but i do see it online popping up,increase ur dick in 2weeks d say.
I dont sweat cos am happy with myself and i really thank God for it cheesy
Those ADs are the biggest scam.

Which boils down to, there is no cream that increases phallus.Even pills and pumps are scam grin

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Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Albertone(m): 2:15am On Apr 19, 2020
Lamanii22:



grin grin so funny
You're enjoying people's posts but you don't want people to enjoy yours.Come and share your experience joor

I want to see your experience shared already by the time I wake up angry

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Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Albertone(m): 2:17am On Apr 19, 2020
daddytime:
Spoilt children.. grin
Spoilt Daddy angry
Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Silasloaded(m): 2:23am On Apr 19, 2020
Babythicksme17:
Ha i once dated a guy, very handsome somebody oo and cool guy.But guess what?his dick is like pencil i swearuGod,i thought it was a disease.

Till date he never marry.Girls dey japa cos me self japa.l grin Looking at it was very scary,can't let him Bleep me with that.Tufiakwa,tueh tueh.
Hmmm.

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Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Silasloaded(m): 2:45am On Apr 19, 2020
Rawhumper:
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I have not rubbed it but i do see it online popping up,increase ur dick in 2weeks d say.
I dont sweat cos am happy with myself and i really thank God for it cheesy
BUT OGA RAWBUMPER IS THERE ANYONE YOU CAN RECOMMEND ME I CAN EASILY SEE AT A NEARBY CHEMIST OR MEDICINE SELLING SHOP?









quote author=Albertone post=88601848] Which one is that?
Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by AgentGoat: 5:26am On Apr 19, 2020
Albertone:
Lying is not Your calling Bro

grin
Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Iceberghill(m): 6:56am On Apr 19, 2020
Am a virgin no comment grin
Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by YabaLeftist: 7:29am On Apr 19, 2020
Dreyton36:
I met this girl on Facebook while I was in Dubai at at 2014
We started chatting and she looks very beautiful and sexy
In 2016 I came to Nigeria for some lil quick business, so I had to call her over since we both are in Lagos State

I had to invite her over to a friend's room cuz I didn't want her to know much about me already ,,, base on Romeo stuff
It didn't take me 25mins I don set her for doggy position, before I even insert my memory card into her phone for some flashing idiot nepa don take light
But kilo kan ni
Immediately I slide into her dm I sensed this horrible smell gosh it was unbearable
I didn't even cum again, I told her I have to be somewhere in the next 15mins so she should wait at my friend's place
Mehn I blocked her line, gave my friend some cash to give her , end of story

You didn't even get to nut due to her oozing pussy, yet you paid her? Wetin I go call you now? undecided

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Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by YabaLeftist: 7:38am On Apr 19, 2020
Silasloaded:
SO BECAUSE OF HIS JOYSTICK IS TOO SMALL LIKEWISE ME AM HANDSOME AND COOL BUT HAVE A SMALL JT IS IT OUR FAULT SO IF YOU REALLY LOVE HIM YOU COULD HAVE FIND OR PROFFERED A SOLUTION/CURE TO HIS PREDICAMENT LIKE HIM USING SOME MEDICALLY PRODUCED FRUIT SUPPLEMENT OR MEN ENLARGEMENT CREAM BEFORE A MONTH HE HAS GAINED LIKE 8 INCHES MORE THANK ME FOR ANOTHER DAY YOU MET ONE WITH THAT SAME ISSUE CAUSE THIS IS WHAT MARRIED DO WITH THEIR COMPANION/HUSBAND TO HELP THEM INSTEAD OF BLAMING THEM.

Dude, why do you hate the use of fullstop so much and why type in upper case? By the way, have you increased your small dick to 8 inches?

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Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by FatherBona: 8:06am On Apr 19, 2020
YabaLeftist:


You didn't even get to nut due to her oozing pussy, yet you paid her? Wetin I go call you now? undecided
Why will you upload your mums photo on a platform like this?
She fine sha grin
Una two resemble wella

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Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by FatherBona: 8:07am On Apr 19, 2020
YabaLeftist:


Dude, why do you hate the use of fullstop so much and why type in upper case? By the way, have you increased your small dick to 8 inches?
Make that guy no go drink sniper o grin
Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Oghenerobo2002(m): 8:12am On Apr 19, 2020
FatherBona:
[s][/s]
Uncalled for, she never claimed to be A Reverend sister, a nun in a convent, or Virgin Mary. Ever asked your mum the number of men she went down with before she met your dad?!? Next time save the name calling for your sisters if You've got any.




Receive my peace
U don't correct wrongdoings with wrongdoings

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Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by HornyTave: 8:23am On Apr 19, 2020
Tozic:

Alpha indeed. I pray you won't ruin your reputation just like others did by sending their nude photos to casalindal. your fellow alpha is in severe pains now . He doesn't comment from thread to thread like he used to.

What's the moniker of the alpha ��

I want to check something

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Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by 24kmagic: 8:25am On Apr 19, 2020
doggedfighter:

His new found red pill is messing with hishead reason he's insulting everyone.

Which redpill?
He's the real simp
He's just looking for likes and comments like his fellow kids on nairaland.
The real redpill guys don't talk or brag.

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Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Millenniumlady(f): 8:31am On Apr 19, 2020
Mine was when i was dating one cute guy he do come to my area every evening looking so fresh we got to hook up and to him spending is what will make me stay.....on a very good day we wanted to do the do his dick was too small i just had to start unnecessary trouble so i could run he was surprise it was later i got to find out that he was a mechanic i nearly collapse my name for full area say mechanic nak me shocked i avoid him like kilode cheesy ha mechanic where i won start from shocked

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Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Joystark(f): 8:34am On Apr 19, 2020
I can't even say it out loud.

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Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Richardonald(m): 8:51am On Apr 19, 2020
my own is not shooting my shot.. that time
Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by ehmmy11(m): 9:02am On Apr 19, 2020
Joystark:
I can't even say it out loud.
it's alright you can whisper it.. Nobody is watching

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Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by ehmmy11(m): 9:04am On Apr 19, 2020
Millenniumlady:
Mine was when i was dating one cute guy he do come to my area every evening looking so fresh we got to hook up and to him spending is what will make me stay.....on a very good day we wanted to do the do his dick was too small i just had to start unnecessary trouble so i could run he was surprise it was later i got to find out that he was a mechanic i nearly collapse my name for full area say mechanic nak me shocked i avoid him like kilode cheesy ha mechanic where i won start from shocked
mechanics are humans too and it's a skilled profession.. Dude cleans up really good too. I thought size didn't matter??

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