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Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

Hehehehehe

Starberg:
Mine was when my girlfriend invited me to her parent's house. She persuaded his brothers to excuse us and took me to her parent's room to have her on their matrimonial bed.

I even asked her to take me to her room, but she insisted I do it right on her parent's bed that her room is untidy. I was tempted to try it, but I had a second thought, and left to the sitting room.

*her* brothers. You're welcome!

E be things oooooo

odogwunaija:
Once bleeped a chubby girl I met at the club, as we were doing it doggy, I was perceiving this pungent smell but I was determined to cum. When the smell became unbearable, I had to pull out only to see better shit full my penile cap(thank God I used protection).

I 1st asked her, "did I enter u thru the anus(anal sex)? She said No.
Then what's the meaning of this? By then my dick don humble. Na so she begin explain how she's been taking this drug for weight reduction that's been making her poo frequently. I just shake my head, enter bathroom go shower.
If I hear say I no block am

Exmilitant:
I went to NECO Office at creek town to get my result, while waiting, i decided to chat with a very pretty girl who was equally waiting. Found out she was dumb and deaf. i quickly produce a pen and book so as not to miss opportunity. After enough promise and much persuasion through writing though, the girl agreed to follow me home.. On the road to my house She warned me not to touch her as it is her first visit to my house. No problem, i wrote back. when we got home, i took her to my room and wanted to go get her some snacks and chilled malt when this suppose girl grabbed my cock and started struggling with the zipper of my trouser.... When i finally slide into her, this girl began bleating like a goat i don't know how long and loud she bleated but when i looked up, my mother, aunty, sister, and two neighbours where standing right by the bed and staring.... I shall never forget that day 8th january 2003...

This is extremely funny

wanted us to have an orgy �� I refused and that ended the relationship��

I make sure to read all the comments.. I don laugh tired...babe pls pass out for me

Lies everywhere.

Ndubuisipaul1:
This trend just turned to a comedy trend

Not at all.....i had the experience for sure

Bestchoice4me:
At night, i was Hot and i wanna bleep so badly, she refused but will agree on one condition.. I asked her to voice out... She said, i must gv her head.. I was like wtf.. I have never done dat b4 not even will I try it at gun point.. because her kpekus oozes odour like what yoruba call IRU.. I just turn my back at her getting ready to sleep.. Buh, she later gimme d cookie sha.. Dick for pussy not mouth for pussy.. We broke up later cause she likes someone who will suck d hell outta her, but unfortunately, that's not me.

oh mai gurd

Abikeade11:
I make sure to read all the comments.. I don laugh tired...babe pls pass out for me

okpe oooh
that one weak me too

Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her

I don't know why some of these girls can't wash their pussy wella

XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like

I hope the guy didn't leave scars on the succulent part

XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like

The guy is a Dracula

PrimadonnaO:
Lmao! I wish I could screengrab and post this on my Whatsapp status, but my pastors will give me a call!

walai., dat shit dey my status right now

Starberg:
Mine was when my girlfriend invited me to her parent's house. She persuaded his brothers to excuse us and took me to her parent's room to have her on their matrimonial bed.

I even asked her to take me to her room, but she insisted I do it right on her parent's bed that her room is untidy. I was tempted to try it, but I had a second thought, and left to the sitting room.

Congratulations
You passed the test.

Abikeade11:
I make sure to read all the comments.. I don laugh tired...babe pls pass out for me

Me too o

Starberg:
Mine was when my girlfriend invited me to her parent's house. She persuaded his brothers to excuse us and took me to her parent's room to have her on their matrimonial bed.

I even asked her to take me to her room, but she insisted I do it right on her parent's bed that her room is untidy. I was tempted to try it, but I had a second thought, and left to the sitting room.

She has sleeping with her father, I can bet it.

Lamanii22:
This is extremely funny

it wasn't then, relatives and my age mates wouldn't let the matter die off... Until i left for school, they would scream behehehehe, behehehehe, behehehehe whenever they see me.

Acedave1:
wheneva I called this gal her papa use to pick her phone 1st bf passing it to her, I do ask why but she told me she always put the phone on the table in the sitting room. as time goes on I begin to make some findings but nothing of such, she love it raw and missionary is her favourite, ,

19 years and her pvssy is already wide I do ask her how come the land too big but she said her first bf got a very huge johny and that always weak me, I was planning to go and buy penis enlargement

the tin always makes me weak fvcking 19years gal and she won't shout or cry and then am 25

one day am fvcking her really bad wanted to make her shout and am about to cum going very fast,

finally she shout "daddy daddy daddy daddy" immediately my brain pick from there daddy keh

las las she confess to me her dad have been fvcking her since she was 17

I really feel for her cos by the time she get marry her pvssy go don become Canaan land

As I read this part come begin laugh, the Gran nut wey I been dey chop comot from my nose

Semaj77:
I once had a girlfriend who said she wanted to know what semen tasted like , so while we were making love she gave me head until I came in her mouth , she then proceeded to kiss me with a mouth full of my jizz. So yeah I've tasted/ swallowed my jizz and it isn't half as bad as I thought it would be but that would be the first and last time I'll do that.


I have another story crazier and more gross than this but I wouldn't want to share that

More gross?


You had anal sex with the same girl and your prick was full of poop and she gave you head despite the poop all around the dick and you still went ahead to kiss her.

Zornes123:
Well some guys will see this as normal. When I was 19 or so I had this way older girlfriend who told me she prefers anal sex more. I had to do it in order to satisfy her, that sh|t was disgusting

It av tey you got spoilt... nofy little boy..

Lmao �����

Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her

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Laugh wan kill here oooo

Bestchoice4me:
At night, i was Hot and i wanna bleep so badly, she refused but will agree on one condition.. I asked her to voice out... She said, i must gv her head.. I was like wtf.. I have never done dat b4 not even will I try it at gun point.. because her kpekus oozes odour like what yoruba call IRU.. I just turn my back at her getting ready to sleep.. Buh, she later gimme d cookie sha.. Dick for pussy not mouth for pussy.. We broke up later cause she likes someone who will suck d hell outta her, but unfortunately, that's not me.

even the IRU sef i never chop am, talkless of licking something that smells like IRU, abi she's using it for something ni

Eat My Pussycat

I was never into having my hair cut low,but since i started this relationship with my present wife,i became a skull man. She likes shaving my hair while we make luv,it makes her cum.

Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

Your egungun was careful he for enter Express.

Honeydenz:
I had a three some way back in school after Friday clubbing, I was drunk though.
I sucked two guys dick d same time till both cum in my mouth.

To think that my boyfriend was one of them, and he allowed such to happen, the next morning, he said none of them penetrated me, that they just had me suck thier dicks. Imagine!
FEAR MEN!

whats ur reletionship status married or still dating

XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like

It's a lie.

Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

Thank God you no disgrace your village people, them for un-follow you instanta