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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by socialmediaman: 9:29pm On May 08, 2020
Honeydenz:
I had a three some way back in school after Friday clubbing, I was drunk though.
I sucked two guys dick d same time till both cum in my mouth.

To think that my boyfriend was one of them, and he allowed such to happen, the next morning, he said none of them penetrated me, that they just had me suck thier dicks. Imagine!
FEAR MEN!

Wow! And you guys are still dating?
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 9:29pm On May 08, 2020
Na to run for your life oo
ArticleBeast:
Anytime I am bleeping her... When it is close to when she want to cum she will be singing hymn or saying forgive me father for I have sinned. I asked her why, she said she used to see a man in white garment appear to her during sex.


I just ended the relationship codedly.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Ghostrye: 9:32pm On May 08, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Your dick went flat at the mention of money?? You must be Dead Broke Ass Morafacka
If he had wanted a callgirl, he woulda called for one, in this case he didn't

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by marlow1962(m): 9:32pm On May 08, 2020
EXLOVER:
I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.



The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.

How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Lamanii22(f): 9:34pm On May 08, 2020
andycom:


I don't know why some of these girls can't wash their pussy wella


Plus before any sex, showering is necessary, especially for the lady, excessive sweat, some ladies don't even clean up after peeing... Vagina shouldn't be washed much, study says that the VJ cleanses itself but you can wash your vulva with mild soap and water.....

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Lamanii22(f): 9:35pm On May 08, 2020
Exmilitant:
it wasn't then, relatives and my age mates wouldn't let the matter die off... Until i left for school, they would scream behehehehe, behehehehe, behehehehe whenever they see me.


grin grin behehehehehe

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Liliantalks: 9:35pm On May 08, 2020
g4gerald:

U wud hv been used for sacrifice
I am telling you , what rubbish , all in the name of sex

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Remdesivir: 9:37pm On May 08, 2020
It's funny how only guys are the one having all these experiences.

Nairaland girls don't have any crazy experience to share or what?

Isoright.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by teemann24: 9:38pm On May 08, 2020
best comment so far
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by DedeNkem: 9:38pm On May 08, 2020
EXLOVER:
I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.

This isn't bad at all. She wanted you to be used to her whenever she's in her period.


The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.

How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me

Some babes are dirty down there. Most babes you see in Nigeria walk around with nasty stinky c*unts!

I blame their mothers who fail to teach them about personal hygiene! Maybe their mothers are clueless too!

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by sakabien: 9:38pm On May 08, 2020
Liliantalks:
A nigga told me he was going to tie my hands and blindfold me during sex that he loved it better that way.. I told him no n never picked he’s calls

U did well

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Viccur(m): 9:38pm On May 08, 2020
Few of us who are still single are missing
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Shugargal(f): 9:38pm On May 08, 2020
Zornes123:
asin that babe really spoilt me. And she’s an anambarian too. grin
Kai my own sis?
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 9:38pm On May 08, 2020
ibkkk:

And one starts nursing the pain after the whole thing... Really weird.
Good evening ma.
please, are you truly a witch?? embarassed embarassed
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by teemann24: 9:39pm On May 08, 2020
best comment so far
EXLOVER:
I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.



The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.

How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by YoungLionken(m): 9:39pm On May 08, 2020
XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like grin

Sad Africans and strange things undecided
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Ojvegan345(m): 9:42pm On May 08, 2020
[/quote]bros you killed me here mehn..a titled man like you fa[quote author=Randy100 post=89293442]I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by sakabien: 9:44pm On May 08, 2020
KEMISTR3:



Congratulations
You passed the test.

Really?

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by DedeNkem: 9:44pm On May 08, 2020
Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

Wow! She wanted to f*uck you up on the internet by blasting it through social media.
You should have told her to allow you to video her nude first and finger herself.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by anthonyuncle(m): 9:44pm On May 08, 2020
Zornes123:
Well some guys will see this as normal. When I was 19 or so I had this way older girlfriend who told me she prefers anal sex more. I had to do it in order to satisfy her, that sh|t was disgusting angry

can u plz connect me to her
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Ken4agent(m): 9:44pm On May 08, 2020
Honeydenz:
I had a three some way back in school after Friday clubbing, I was drunk though.
I sucked two guys dick d same time till both cum in my mouth.

To think that my boyfriend was one of them, and he allowed such to happen, the next morning, he said none of them penetrated me, that they just had me suck thier dicks. Imagine!
FEAR MEN!

Yur dp will b a good evert for Boxer grin grin

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Semaj77(m): 9:45pm On May 08, 2020
Olayetan:


More gross?


You had anal sex with the same girl and your prick was full of poop and she gave you head despite the poop all around the dick and you still went ahead to kiss her.




gringringringringringrin It's something in the same realm

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Oselu28(f): 9:48pm On May 08, 2020
i opened this thread to comment relationship this relationship that,but trust me the comments so far are hilarious...
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Oyiboman69: 9:48pm On May 08, 2020
Noblebrown7:
Once dated a girl who usually come to my place with a gun in her purse. Then one day, she asked me to help her keep it. I told her that my room isn't an armory mbok.. If it's bible & church hymnaries, fine, I'll gladly help you keep it, but definitely not a pistol. THE RELATIONSHIP ENDED THAT DAY.
Na man u dey date?

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Villioncity: 9:49pm On May 08, 2020
Girl fainted when she saw my big, thick sugarcane

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by DedeNkem: 9:51pm On May 08, 2020
MrChriz:
Back den in sch, my gf was on her period wen she came visiting...she was so Hot dat she was begging me to f**k her even wit d blood dats flowing

That isn't bad as long as you practice safe sex.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Ebubeafi(f): 9:51pm On May 08, 2020
Righteousness exalts a nation but sin is a reproach

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by hikiki(m): 9:52pm On May 08, 2020
one random babe came visiting o! after all the romance and oral...make I lash d kpekus,guess wot she said "if u Bleep me u will die* no kind beg I no beg DAT day. she said if u wan die oya do

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by anthonyuncle(m): 9:52pm On May 08, 2020
XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like grin

I had a neighbor who always bite my arms whenever we were riding.
da 1st time she did it, I stopped da banging immediately. she was angry & ask me to continue knacking.

my friends noticed da frequent (bite)marks i was always having on my arm then & started asking questions

I ain't comfy with lying so I had to stop lashing her.

plus I was also scared coz such action appeared demonic to me

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by majour(m): 9:52pm On May 08, 2020
ariklawani:
[I can't, it's gayish uote author=majour post=89334263]Its really nice actually, you'll enjoy it, have some personal vids to show u how exciting it can be, it's an adventure really, isnt it what sex is afterall?
If that keep u scared, cool
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by lawrenzo007(m): 9:54pm On May 08, 2020
I don't have much weird sex life. but there was this colleague of mine I usually fuc..k in the office while there wasn't much activity... This girl went to the extent of telling a new female colleague in my present how I use to bang her... I felt so ashamed that day that I called and warned her not to try such again...

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Klington: 9:54pm On May 08, 2020
Semaj77:
I once had a girlfriend who said she wanted to know what semen tasted like , so while we were making love she gave me head until I came in her mouth , she then proceeded to kiss me with a mouth full of my jizz. So yeah I've tasted/ swallowed my jizz and it isn't half as bad as I thought it would be but that would be the first and last time I'll do that.


I have another story crazier and more gross than this but I wouldn't want to share that

Like seriously, you tasted it......you must be a cultist.

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