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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by myles16(m): 11:35pm On May 08, 2020
whylz:
After having s*x like 3 rounds to satisfaction we were lying on the bed for about 10 mins not talking to each other
syddenly she pick up a microscope laying nest to my pillow and said she has been wondering what inside a man pên*s looks like
then she grabed my blocos and use her finger to open that small hole and started looking inside with microscope
omo i was confused i quickly told her to stop.


Eleyi Fe mo ona ti omi gba wonu agbon..

She wants to know how water entered coconut, make no go break your egg

Lols

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by KingAzubuike(f): 11:35pm On May 08, 2020
Ghostrye:
While in school, I had a roommate and this girl comes over while my roomie is around and we start gisting and all. As a sharp guy I quickly signal my guy to leave as usual so that me and bae can get down, but as the guy was about to leave and we were whining her, the girl told him not to worry himself, that he can just close his eyes and she doesn't mind. without waiting she already started to remove her clothes and get freaky with me. Me and my guy fess shock, I had to calm that gal down like hollup wtf are you doing. my mike dropped straight and i had to tell her to leave without hurting her feelings
Google the word Viewer, some people gain pleasure watching or being watched having sex.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by jawalis(m): 11:35pm On May 08, 2020
Waiting for julieeni and Torie8. Meanwhile, it’s been a while I heard from Sweetcunt97 and Ariele
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by ghettochild4u(m): 11:36pm On May 08, 2020
anayolity:
One wey I bang for night eh reach early morning she ask me to lead worship song for morning devotion.... Oboy I form evil spirit oooh I no lead anything angry angry angry stupid girl
One of my ex once did that... After we had sex.. She say make we pray before we sleep..
In mind, I was like we wey be devil..

Then I was on my nysc in enugu

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by liverpool72(m): 11:39pm On May 08, 2020
Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.
hahahahahahaha

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by shomutuski(m): 11:41pm On May 08, 2020
sdssds

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Equity15(m): 11:44pm On May 08, 2020
Semaj77:
I once had a girlfriend who said she wanted to know what semen tasted like , so while we were making love she gave me head until I came in her mouth , she then proceeded to kiss me with a mouth full of my jizz. So yeah I've tasted/ swallowed my jizz and it isn't half as bad as I thought it would be but that would be the first and last time I'll do that.


I have another story crazier and more gross than this but I wouldn't want to share that
jeeeezz!! this is gross..Abeg I no fit
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by kendological(m): 11:45pm On May 08, 2020
Focusingmore:


I can't generalise, but it seems you can access the poor ones easily i think.
They are accessible off campus, in the hotels and elsewhere but family houses.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by myles16(m): 11:46pm On May 08, 2020
KingAzubuike:

Most of them might be true tho. It's called fetish, alot of people have sexual fetish. Some girls even love being raped , it arouses them


Something like that Sha, there's this my guy anytime he comes home with this babe, they're always like either fighting or struggling for about 30 minutes then after you will start hearing moaning.

Was reading for my 6th jamb 2017 when the mumu guy came home with his babe, I had to leave room for them, then they said started struggling as usual after some minutes the girl screamed my name to enter that shebi I was reading for jamb that won't I finish. I entered and both of them were almost naked then I realized my guy wasn't struggling enough, had to tell her never to call me for that kind of stuff cause she gave me the impression of my guy wanting to rape meanwhile it was because the struggle wasn't enough

All these girls sha

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Judybash93(m): 11:48pm On May 08, 2020
Nelsonnwagbo:
Mine was this gal that whenever i came visiting her
She would ask me to squeeze her boobs only


Imagine

She cum talk say she wan make her breast big
grin this one got me f'd up bro
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Cheeryfeet: 11:50pm On May 08, 2020
Starberg:
Mine was when my girlfriend invited me to her parent's house. She persuaded his brothers to excuse us and took me to her parent's room to have her on their matrimonial bed.

I even asked her to take me to her room, but she insisted I do it right on her parent's bed that her room is untidy. I was tempted to try it, but I had a second thought, and left to the sitting room.
Bro you saved your destiny. You will succeed in life.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by kabanayol9(m): 11:52pm On May 08, 2020
I remembered when she asked me to please help her wash her pants and bra, i gave her the hottest slap in the world, idiot...an elderly young man like me, my mama pants and bra's i never wash am...

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by OsuIgboIpob: 11:53pm On May 08, 2020
romeorailss:
Lick her shitty yansh kiss

I gladly did and I didn't regret it kiss
And you see how you are today...

They really got you...

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Greystone: 11:53pm On May 08, 2020
Shepho:


LMao grin grin grin grin grin

I had an ex who was just like this.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by kendological(m): 11:54pm On May 08, 2020
Exmilitant:
I went to NECO Office at creek town to get my result, while waiting, i decided to chat with a very pretty girl who was equally waiting. Found out she was dumb and deaf. i quickly produce a pen and book so as not to miss opportunity. After enough promise and much persuasion through writing though, the girl agreed to follow me home.. On the road to my house She warned me not to touch her as it is her first visit to my house. No problem, i wrote back. when we got home, i took her to my room and wanted to go get her some snacks and chilled malt when this suppose girl grabbed my cock and started struggling with the zipper of my trouser.... When i finally slide into her, this girl began bleating like a goat i don't know how long and loud she bleated but when i looked up, my mother, aunty, sister, and two neighbours where standing right by the bed and staring.... I shall never forget that day 8th january 2003...
This is funny.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Ahmed0336(m): 11:56pm On May 08, 2020
Damn!!! Na me dey read all comments word for word as if na exams I wan write so?
E don do me make I go sleep abeg this thread is too fvck... Hilarious

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by DeAlphaMale(m): 11:57pm On May 08, 2020
youngking22:
Beeped a girl once, while she was playing excess love mercy chinwo. Paused the song, she played it back saying she likes the song. Imagine getting dicked with two sound tracks, jesus you love me too much oooo, yes yes yes yes yes yes yes, really weird.
Had the same experience with a girl in school... She'd be playing Christian songs while we banged especially that Chinenye song

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Janie13(f): 12:00am On May 09, 2020
Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.


O my. Yours na die jare
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by LovelyPoison(f): 12:00am On May 09, 2020
Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM grin
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her
abeg o don't use laugh kill me

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Shugargal(f): 12:03am On May 09, 2020
Zornes123:
na so na, married now.
Thats nice! I hope she's spoiling her hubby now the way she spoiled you sha. anyways enjoy bro.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by OsuIgboIpob: 12:03am On May 09, 2020
whylz:
After having s*x like 3 rounds to satisfaction we were lying on the bed for about 10 mins not talking to each other
syddenly she pick up a microscope laying nest to my pillow and said she has been wondering what inside a man pên*s looks like
then she grabed my blocos and use her finger to open that small hole and started looking inside with microscope
omo i was confused i quickly told her to stop.
Microscope?
Lol
Oh low dow grin
Stethoscope ni

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by marwanafrica: 12:03am On May 09, 2020
Dreyton36:
nooo Naija
I for ask do arabs own also smell?
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by GreenDee(f): 12:03am On May 09, 2020
Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM grin
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her
lmao, next time no be anyhow girl , you go bleep...
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MrPaul2: 12:04am On May 09, 2020
bluefilm:
Wow!

People can lie for Africa o!

Never knew I would come across so many lies in just one thread.

But all the same, keep the lies coming.

'Cause I'm still enjoyin' it all.
Its not a lie oo, its because you haven't experience it. A lady pee on your during sex rump, if you're coming Tell me let's come together, spank me hard, give me a head while squirting etc I have experience it. Its really crazy. I latter stop all those nonsense because I almost died of STD because during crazy times like this the raincoat will fail and you will enjoy it very well grin grin I thank God it was curable STD, sometimes I sit down and thank my creator, what if it was HIV/AIDS I contracted then, this would ha e be the end of Solomon drandy
Though it sound funny and sweet, most of then aren't telling lies. Get yourself a small nice ride and a chronic womaniser as a friend why in campus and see how you will experience all of these in no time. During our time in campus it was Toyota Camry pencil light and BMW 5series (2007-11)

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Cheeryfeet: 12:05am On May 09, 2020
[quote author=Jezking post=89307225]So I met this girl who I really wanted to make out with. She was wild, I could tell and I have never done wild.
I came over to her place and saw her dad, and as a sharp guy, I quickly wanted to go but she insisted I stay.
After dinner we started making out in the sitting room and yes her dad was right there.. She kept saying "its fine, he wouldn't even notice and even if he does he doesn't mind " as for me, I was scared ni....
And when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Her Dad joined in. Now this sounds like a crazy fairy tale or a shitty porn movie, but trust me it was real as hell.
At first I didn't mind, but later her dad started touching me carelessly. I being a very smart somebody didn't wait for things to get more nasty I decided to take off.
Later that day I went through our previous chat to see if I ever accidentally mentioned I am a bi sexual. Right then, I stumbled upon a truth and dare game we played...where she said "I dare you to have sex with my dad".
I remember reading it, but I can't remember why I just ignored it completely.
But that is one crazy shit I always wish I never experienced. I mean I can't even understand why I was there after the father joined and why I waited for him to touch me before running and the most annoying part was that I wasn't even high. [/quote
] this sounds like a horror movie

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Emyjeze(m): 12:08am On May 09, 2020
done and dusted.......
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by iceking128(m): 12:08am On May 09, 2020
cheesy
Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:08am On May 09, 2020
hikiki:
one random babe came visiting o! after all the romance and oral...make I lash d kpekus,guess wot she said "if u Bleep me u will die* no kind beg I no beg DAT day. she said if u wan die oya do

You should have asked when

Maybe at 80 years.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by NamelessOGBENI(m): 12:10am On May 09, 2020
Conclusions; Lai Muhammad's relatives full here o.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by yourprincess24(f): 12:11am On May 09, 2020
gun!!!
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by OriOko88(m): 12:12am On May 09, 2020
Jezking:
So I met this girl who I really wanted to make out with. She was wild, I could tell and I have never done wild.
I came over to her place and saw her dad, and as a sharp guy, I quickly wanted to go but she insisted I stay.
After dinner we started making out in the sitting room and yes her dad was right there.. She kept saying "its fine, he wouldn't even notice and even if he does he doesn't mind " as for me, I was scared ni....
And when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Her Dad joined in. Now this sounds like a crazy fairy tale or a shitty porn movie, but trust me it was real as hell.
At first I didn't mind, but later her dad started touching me carelessly. I being a very smart somebody didn't wait for things to get more nasty I decided to take off.
Later that day I went through our previous chat to see if I ever accidentally mentioned I am a bi sexual. Right then, I stumbled upon a truth and dare game we played...where she said "I dare you to have sex with my dad".
I remember reading it, but I can't remember why I just ignored it completely.
But that is one crazy shit I always wish I never experienced. I mean I can't even understand why I was there after the father joined and why I waited for him to touch me before running and the most annoying part was that I wasn't even high.

Lol. Don't tell me this happens in Nigeria.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Judybash93(m): 12:13am On May 09, 2020
Semaj77:
I once had a girlfriend who said she wanted to know what semen tasted like , so while we were making love she gave me head until I came in her mouth , she then proceeded to kiss me with a mouth full of my jizz. So yeah I've tasted/ swallowed my jizz and it isn't half as bad as I thought it would be but that would be the first and last time I'll do that.


I have another story crazier and more gross than this but I wouldn't want to share that

Oh lawd grin grin grin

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