shomutuski:
Well! I don't know if my story is in line with the topic, i just felt like sharing it here.

While i was in university! My young blood got admitted into my school as a freshman, so it was a biggie for him that his senior brother was im final year and my squad was super lit, 7 man gang always rolling deep.

One time i went to see him in his lecture hall with my friends and all dem ladies there were thirsty af. You know how freshers always want to date guys above their peers level.

Long story short! That's how one of his course mate took my number and was chatting with me. I was actually astonished cus damn, the babe get mind. She just wanted a taste of the D.

I was even trying to engage her with suspense but she wasn't feeling it. She wanted straight hookup, first semester exams for me final year. I had one exam like that so i was reading in night class, her call came in and she was asking where i was?? I told her and she fixed a place where we should meet, very secluded and dark.

I was skeptical at first make he no go be setup!! But omo boy use one mind. I got there and she showed me her boobs very perky and caramel colored. Breast is my weak point. I like am diee ���. As i was freestyling on them, the babe just they give all those iphone ringtone....

That's how one nightguard shined torch ooo, we just jakpa commot, deep down i was praying we don't get caught cus i actually had a lot to lose been in final year, this bish never collect her first result sef. We linked up again in another location ooo, behind one stall like that close to a tree.

I told her to blow me, obviously she's not a professional cus she had major issue taking my whole girth. She was at it for good 15mins i didn't cum, this babe made a statement that i can never forget, she said jesus please save me here!!! � i almost died with laughter. Brothers forget about bishes claiming they are relegious ooo, if them see good D ehen. They go cooperate.

Nah so i finger am die!!! Emi hand of god maradona. The babe was so wet ehen, as i wan insert sim card nah so she say no. I asked why she said she's not ready that she needs permission. I was perplexed ooo, i asked from who she said from her friends.

I was like which friends she said the ones on the tree watching us. ������ Jesu

My gbola became flaccid, i asked if she was joking and she reiterated affirmatively... From there i sabi sey i don buy job.

Guys, i ran as fast as i could back to the hostel.
Told my guys and my brother what happened, i didn't sleep that night till the next morning after my papers. Alhamdulilah i passed if not i fot use extra year.

I traveled down to lagos to see my ustadh and i explained everything to him. I had to do spirituali cleansing and protection, barbed my hair skin and even set the outfit i wore that day on fire.

I graduated from University and all went well.

My brother told me years after that the babe is still into that modus operandi of giving nigga free bleeps.


Guys always be skeptical about a lady that wants to give you free knacks, some just want your destiny or something else.

If i wasn't fortified. Hmmmn i don't know what I'll be saying today.

Wait o, those on tree, are they students or demons?

Anal sex, hateeeeeee Anal sex. With the first gal it just didn't go in, I nearly empty my lubricant. Preek just dey fall before e enter, preek don peel peel finish b4 i give up.

Second and last time I will ever try it was nothing to write home about, I no fit use quick pace, halfway preek, I no even know when I begin dey hiss hiss. I jus dey hiss like snake, aunty no even send. She was bisexual and invited me for 3sum wit her gf, no be me and u go fvck anus till daybreak. Werey werey gals nah him full Ventura for Ibadan.

MrChriz:
Back den in sch, my gf was on her period wen she came visiting...she was so Hot dat she was begging me to f**k her even wit d blood dats flowing

Did you

After an early morning sex with my cosmate,we entered the bathroom to freshen up.in my mind i was just planning how to sleep but as i came out see aunty with bible sha telling me we should come and do morning devotion.
I was like,have this girl forgotten we just fornicate and i was sure i will Bleep before she leaves my room

Damnnnn...you people are fvcking hilarious I had to stay all night to read this life experiences....
Very very hilarious

Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

Chai, men don suffer

emusmithyy:


Wait o, those on tree, are they students or demons?

Broo see question!! I looked up that tree and i didn't see anyone, the bitch told me they are there. WHo he suppose be before

Me i just jp morgan chase commot

shomutuski:



Broo see question!! I looked up that tree and i didn't see anyone, the bitch told me they are there. WHo he suppose be before

Me i just jp morgan chase commot

I'm thinking she just played you.

I didn't know i was gona have one bt i remembered, she asked me to bite her nipple really hard i was like what if i chop it off? She said i won't the harder i bit the more turned on she felt. It was quite weird.

Stinking pvssy is the worst thing in the world




I'm still finding a way to break the news to this babe that the once I did was due to pity



But it seems all gals that were once raped have that shitty odour down there



Infact, a lady once told me the odour makes it more romantic.........



Once I smell it, I manage to do...... and then spit for the rest of the day.

Yay...and this is somebody’s mother in future

Honeydenz:
I had a three some way back in school after Friday clubbing, I was drunk though.
I sucked two guys dick d same time till both cum in my mouth.

To think that my boyfriend was one of them, and he allowed such to happen, the next morning, he said none of them penetrated me, that they just had me suck thier dicks. Imagine!
FEAR MEN!

Things are happening

Jezking:


Naa bro.... Here in Nigeria, the country is now rotten as hell. Once went to a club in Abuja and they said it was for strictly bi sexuals. So I bounced myself out...

ghettochild4u:

One of my ex once did that... After we had sex.. She say make we pray before we sleep..
In mind, I was like we wey be devil..

Then I was on my nysc in enugu

Imagine nonsense....some women mumu oooh....a guy no go ever try that kind nonsense.... nah only women fit dey Bleep you with Don Meon song for background

PastorFire:
I forgive you.

Thank you Sir....I forgive her too

Theevilone:
I dated this girl in school and we lived together in my room so na steady bleeping, sometimes we go don bleep like 3 or 4 times before noon so to some points if I want to bleep she will be avoiding me and I managly slid into her and bleep her later she told me she prefer it by force that I should start raping her that she enjoys it



Secondly my current babe will always want me to bit her nipple very hard but me Gann dey fear


Thirdly the last girl I dated in school will always ask me to bleep her so she will sleep earlier and wake earlier for her early morning lectures and will ask me to tell her when I want to Cum so she will touch her clit and Cum together with me lol .

Read this, it explains your first story.

XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like

Wawu.. He must be related to suarez

She said we should say the lords Prayer before sex

It's really funny, I never knew this post will hit fp

XhosaNostra:



LMAO @ bolded. Indeed, too weird. Imagine being battered black & blue every single time you have a little rendezvous. It takes the fun out of things, definitely.

the aim is defeated

emusmithyy:


Wait o, those on tree, are they students or demons?

if it's students he wouldn't have gone for spiritual cleansing na. They are witches.

Meanwhile I want to start my Saturday on a laughing note that's why I came back

What kinda thread is this

Sniper101:


Some females fantasize about rape sex.
You dunno?

Anyways, to put it mildly, some call it forceful-sex




Tried it once with a girl.

I visited her.
We were talking.
And then we got into an argument.
In other for things not to escalate,
I wanted to leave, so
I got up n started walking 2wards the door.
Babe grabbed me by my trouser and asked me where I thought I was going, while looking straight into my eyes.
I looked her in the eyes and I could tell she wished to be fvcked and that's why she didn't want me to leave, despite the heated argument we've had.
Playfully, I picked her up, moved towards her bed, dropped her on her bed, raised her gown, peeled off her panties, pushed my trouser n boxers down a bit and slid into her wet DM.
Mind you, from when I picked her up n carried her to the bed, to when I was fully embedded inside of her, babe was hitting my chest and saying "stop stop stop"

Less than 7minutes into the rough fvckery, babe was shaking n convulsing uncontrollably.


This was about three weeks ago.
And that was the very first time this girl came in less than 7minutes fvckery.
Other times, I'll have to have been hitting it for about 25minutes or 35minutes before she'll start shaking n vibrating.


Afterwards I just had to ask her why she came so quick, she said she liked it when I pinned her hands down and was fvcking her brains out, even when she kept saying I should stop.

So, I tell u, SOME girls appreciate rape sex
A.k.a forceful-sex

lol

Starberg:
It's really funny, I never knew this post will hit fp

Baba thank you for the thread. I laughed really hard at the comments. I read from page 1-16 which was the last before I slept yesterday

Finally things dey happen even for real life

Jezking:

noo offense bro but you're not her type. Speaking of which, do you still have her number?

yeah I have her number but it's of no use to you
Akuna, na every girl they be una spec

suaveBrother:
... hehe the comments here are just hilarious ...

I swear! I am shedding tears from laughing so hard.

ezanafe:

This girl must always have a story to tell everywhere.

Have you not lived long enough to tell your own? This is not exactly rocket science, everybody has a story & I got volumes of them because I've LIVED.

Acedave1:
wheneva I called this gal her papa use to pick her phone 1st bf passing it to her, I do ask why but she told me she always put the phone on the table in the sitting room. as time goes on I begin to make some findings but nothing of such, she love it raw and missionary is her favourite, ,

19 years and her pvssy is already wide I do ask her how come the land too big but she said her first bf got a very huge johny and that always weak me, I was planning to go and buy penis enlargement

the tin always makes me weak fvcking 19years gal and she won't shout or cry and then am 25

one day am fvcking her really bad wanted to make her shout and am about to cum going very fast,

finally she shout "daddy daddy daddy daddy" immediately my brain pick from there daddy keh

las las she confess to me her dad have been fvcking her since she was 17

I really feel for her cos by the time she get marry her pvssy go don become Canaan land

very sad bro. Can I get d contact of d girl. 08034895737

Angelacruz:
A hotel not "an hotel"

An hotel is correct

May we be FORGIVEN...ameen

Ken4agent:


Yur dp will b a good evert for Boxer

Lol

anthonyuncle:


I had a neighbor who always bite my arms whenever we were riding.
da 1st time she did it, I stopped da banging immediately. she was angry & ask me to continue knacking.

my friends noticed da frequent (bite)marks i was always having on my arm then & started asking questions

I ain't comfy with lying so I had to stop lashing her.

plus I was also scared coz such action appeared demonic to me

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