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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by janeedema(f): 8:21am On May 16, 2020
Exactly my thought.

quote author=mulante post=89585190]This is strange.

How can you behead something that looks like a child?[/quote]

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Nobody: 8:21am On May 16, 2020
Do people eat monkeys,op you are hard hearted.Eww

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by sammchuck1: 8:21am On May 16, 2020
kaludestiny10:
All these holier than thou nairalanders wey dey criticize the op because he killed a money that invaded his territory and converted the same money into a meal, should pls free the op. I know that most people may not be comfortable with such an animal as a meat, but the op should be left to enjoy his meal in peace. What about those Chinko people that consume lizards, rats, moneys, worm etc. Its not as a result of poverty, but that is what they are used to.

And now there's covid-19. Hope you know it didn't fall from the sky undecided
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by my2chains(m): 8:21am On May 16, 2020
You all oposing this guy dont really read ur bibles very well,

in the begining the lord God created the heavens and the earth and gave man dominion over all the fishes of the sea and animals of the land,

he gave all this things to man as food!

You will also read in the bible
kill and eat for i have made all this things food for you!

Even snakes and cats are foods talkless of a monkey,

there is nothing like he has killed his own brother or he will surely have the mind to kill a human being,

he is only following the comandments the lord God gave onto man,

ok what if this corona virus have made this world unbearable and there is shortages of foodstuff worldwide?

What will you all do?

Is it to Keep on staring at birds and lizards or bush meats?

Saying i can not eat all that!

I swear hungry will kill you for you have failed to obey the lords command,

for he said i have given you all this for food.

Kill and eat!

Cheers!

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by femi4: 8:25am On May 16, 2020
Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please
Ebola returns
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by my2chains(m): 8:29am On May 16, 2020
Rozz:
Do people eat monkeys,op you are hard hearted.Eww

do people eat monkeys?

Did the lord God state in the bible please do not eat monkeys or anything that look so much as a human,

no he did not!

But he commanded unto man to eat all flesh except his fellow human like him,

i am surprised some of you here are pastors and high ranking church officials,

and still yet have forgoten what the lord God has said in the bible,

if you are poor and hungry today you are really just been stupid,

because if you are truelly hungry you would have gone into the bushes and kill birds,aligators and some wild animals,

either you get a catapult or set traps,

or even still go get a good hunters gun and go for its licence to use it,

you can even be selling them and make your cool cash in the market,

if you really have enough traps you can even become a millionaire in a year in this!

This things are abundant in this world,
and no matter how we keep killing them they will keep on re-producing in abundance

so its better the monkey lives a full life to old age and die a waist without been eaten?

Thats not right at all,

the only sin there is if he leaves animals and birds to go kill his fellow human being,

why say all this things when the lord God has commanded us to kill and eat!

Am even considering creating bird traps in this pandemic,

abeg hungry no go kill me o!

Cheers!

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by shiwex: 8:31am On May 16, 2020
Ebola loading...........
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Nobody: 8:33am On May 16, 2020
my2chains:


do people eat monkeys?

Did the lord God state in the bible please do not eat monkeys or anything that look so much as a human,

no he did not!

But he commanded unto man to eat all flesh except his fellow human like him,

i am surprised some of you here are pastors and high ranking church officials,

and still yet have forgoten what the lord God has said in the bible,

if you arr poor and hungry today you are really just been stupid,

because if you are truelly hungry you would have gone into the bushes and kill birds,aligators and some wild animals,

either you get a catapult or set traps,

or even still go get a good hunters gun and go for its licence to use it,

the only sin there is if he leaves animals and birds to go kill his fellow human being,

why say all this things when the lord God has commanded us to kill and eat!

Am even considering creting bird traps in this pandemic,

abeg hungry no go kill me o!

Cheers!
lol I'm not condemning him eating monkey,its just weird to me.Gush! have you seen a monkey physically before? eww
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Braindealer(f): 8:34am On May 16, 2020
tot:
Must you kill everything you see? Very barbaric undecided

Anyway, I can see nairaland promotes all these kinds of threads. At this rate one day we will see "come and see the human being I killed". Mschew.
Asin ehn.

A monkey for that matter.

Why not train it. Or do you even know 4f its owned by someone?

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Ochyes: 8:37am On May 16, 2020
In the western world, stray wild animals tend to be taken to the wild. But here na food don come be that o.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Reeberry: 8:37am On May 16, 2020
micflo28:
Why are people bashing the guy. Did you read the part he said he has not eaten meat for a long time? Meat is protein and his body needs it so guys let the guy be. We share 95% of our DNA with Elephants, Dolphins and Orang Utans yet they are the most killed and endangered species in the world. The monkeys population is not endangered because of their rapid rate of reproduction. My brother, enjoy your delicacy and don't mind them joor.
Stop spreading ignorance.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by my2chains(m): 8:41am On May 16, 2020
Rozz:
lol I'm not condemning him eating monkey,its just weird to me.Gush! have you seen a monkey physically before? eww

it does not matter dear,

for he is only following the command the lord God has given onto man,

kill and eat for i have created all this creatures for you!

The lord God never intended for anyman whatsoever to ever go hungry and without food.

Thats why he created all this things in abundance for us to choose from,

anyways can i have ur contact?
feel like knowing you dear,

are you really single?

Cheers!

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by ibinaboonline: 8:42am On May 16, 2020
I hope OP doesn't think this is funny. Killing a monkey that visited you is not okay. These photos depicts a behavior I wouldn't want foreigners to see. Gruesome.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by saxxyb: 8:46am On May 16, 2020
https://www.nairaland.com/5789558/encounter-kate

Something to keep you happy during this corona depressing season, thank me later
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by 44kings: 8:54am On May 16, 2020
Weird!!
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by josite: 8:55am On May 16, 2020
Why will nairaland carries a post like this
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by mrdino(m): 9:02am On May 16, 2020
Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please

Congratulations Mr. Killer.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by BluntTheApostle(m): 9:04am On May 16, 2020
osazsky:
to me an animal is an animal..why kill a chicken and leave a monkey..they are both animals and should be treated equally...they don't have a soul..I just killed a wall gecko now u know y cos I want to pee on myself while asleep .so I shouldn't kill a parrot cuz it can talk nonsense

Maybe one day when an animal bigger than man comes and your life is at its mercy, your attitude will change towards animals.

Anyway, coronavirus is already dealing with humans. I bet you people are not happy. You are scared. The world is shutting down, and a global crisis is imminent.

That is how animals feel when you mistreat them.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by NairaMaster1(m): 9:04am On May 16, 2020
Hypocrit:
But there is nothing wrong in killing a Cow, Fowl, Pig, rat... Something is really wrong with you guys. he killed your cousin, go and arrest him.

Lack of home training and immaturity.

You think everyone on this platform is your mate?

Go get a home training please.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Emmyefe1: 9:04am On May 16, 2020
Aah bros na wa o... See as u kill the poor monkey �‍♂️
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Stargurl20(f): 9:05am On May 16, 2020
We're still battling with coro. Pls, don't bring in another pandemic
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Burruchaga71(m): 9:05am On May 16, 2020
mulante:
This is strange.

How can you behead something that looks like a child?
. He can be arrested thinking that he killed a child. This is very bad.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by OChimex: 9:14am On May 16, 2020
mulante:
This is strange.

How can you behead something that looks like a child?

Was that how you looked when you were a child?

Lol. just kidding.


but on a more serious note, it looks like people down here are more cannibal than people up in the Western world. The way they are inhumane to nature and animals portrays the way they are the same inhumane to themselves.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Eaglesence: 9:14am On May 16, 2020
Chai!!! EBOLA Prt 2 Loadiiiiiing
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Quaddafi29: 9:15am On May 16, 2020
You killed somebody's grandfather out to visit you and you claim monkey killer, wait until 21 days after and see how far.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by IMMUNO1(m): 9:16am On May 16, 2020
This guy can eat a human being. I can't even imagine this.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Bigblessed: 9:20am On May 16, 2020
Oh! Op, you are lucky ooooh. I'm looking for how to get one to train. The one I had before was eliminated during that ebola time as people became scared of animals. Oh y didn't you signal me?
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Larcardii(f): 9:20am On May 16, 2020
Op u are a murderer evil wicked soul angry
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Larcardii(f): 9:21am On May 16, 2020
Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please
u are a cabinnal evil man
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Pious101: 9:21am On May 16, 2020
Hypocrites every where. The fact that d monkey looks similar to human facially or whatever comparison u have to give does not stop it from being an animal. Animals are meant for consumption
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Chookym(m): 9:21am On May 16, 2020
Why will soneone kill a monkey?
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Pious101: 9:22am On May 16, 2020
Larcardii:
u are a cabinnal evil man
on what ground have u given this assertion?

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