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Mine was very shameful sha. I couldn't approach her myself as i was a little bit nervous.

Stepping out of the church compound with my friend and i saw her discussing just in front of the gate with her female friend. I took a step back and told my friend to go call her for me.

He did, but she said i must come myself if i want to talk to her. Well i couldn't go to her because my legs were already shaking with a beating heart for just no reason.

I and my friend decided to use the back gate as i didn't have the courage to pass through where she was standing with her friend.

Anyway, my guys for area use me entertain themselves for complete one week after the incident

I still wonder how some one shy to toast a girl , in fact toasting is my hobby , I do it for fun .
Toasting a girl inside a group of girls is not cool , but if u want to, first start playing with the ugliest among them , then u can switch to the one u like.
Instead of u to run for that girl , u for go ask her ' pls I want join a group in this church, pls recommend for me a group ,
Whatever answer she gave u , say thanks and go . Then perfect everything next Sunday
Church toasting is very easy , try salon toasting

majamajic:
I still wonder how some one shy to toast a girl , in fact toasting is my hobby , I do it for fun .
Toasting a girl inside a group of girls is not cool , but u want to, first start playing with the ugliest among them , then u can switch to the one u like
Instead of u to run , u for go ask her ' pls I want join a group in this church, pls recommend for me a group ,
Whatever answer she gave u , say thanks ago . Then perfect everything next Sunday

I was only a young teenager then. I've gotten over being shy long ago, but i just can't stop wondering what causes the anxiety then

Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Toasting woman na the easiest thing on planet earth

Just start with wetin them dey like talk about. Just think of anything them dey interested in
For example
Just first tell her say
Girl this hairstyles looks good on you. What is the name let me recommend it for some one
She will definitely answer you because body go sweet her for the compliment

Then try to go further into hair styles
Probably name some hairstyles for her and try to make her educate you about it
Rihanna, bob Marley, kinky ball, twisting, side path, crotchet, braiding, chuku

Almost every lady dey like this discussion and they will be happy to enlighten you.
Like play like play discussion don start
You as a shy niggarrr supposed know what to do next because she will be so free at heart talking about it

HazardMan:
I was only a young teenager then. I've gotten over being shy long ago, but i just can't stop wondering what causes the anxienty then

It's normal for some teens, especially if u didn't grow up in a crowded environment.

Let me eat first am coming to share mine

majamajic:
It's normal for some teens, especially if u didn't grow up in a crowded environment.

You maybe right though

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr Isoright

lol,u never disapoint

this table ehn

;Dmine was embarrassing.
I was in jss3.
There's one beautiful, fair girl that I had a crush on. My friends, who were bad guys just called the girl one day and said that I wanted to tell her something.

I was not prepared although I was shy . My leg begin dey shake I come talk erhhmm,,errhhmmm... Na so my guys begin laugh fall down for ground. Even the girl seff begin laugh. Shame hold mW that day sha. Till today (I'm in my yr 1 sha) I no dey toast girl again.


BTW I'm thinking of taking weed to boost my morale

div111:
;Dmine was embarrassing.
I was in jss3.
There's one beautiful, fair girl that I had a crush on. My friends, who were bad guys just called the girl one day and said that I wanted to tell her something.

I was not prepared although I was shy . My leg begin dey shake I come talk erhhmm,,errhhmmm... Na so my guys begin laugh fall down for ground. Even the girl seff begin laugh. Shame hold mW that day sha. Till today (I'm in my yr 1 sha) I no dey toast girl again.


BTW I'm thinking of taking weed to boost my morale

Your own worst sha

div111:
;Dmine was embarrassing.
I was in jss3.
There's one beautiful, fair girl that I had a crush on. My friends, who were bad guys just called the girl one day and said that I wanted to tell her something.

I was not prepared although I was shy . My leg begin dey shake I come talk erhhmm,,errhhmmm... Na so my guys begin laugh fall down for ground. Even the girl seff begin laugh. Shame hold mW that day sha. Till today (I'm in my yr 1 sha) I no dey toast girl again.


BTW I'm thinking of taking weed to boost my morale

HazardMan:
Your own worst sha

But I still got the girl later sha

div111:
;Dmine was embarrassing.
I was in jss3.
There's one beautiful, fair girl that I had a crush on. My friends, who were bad guys just called the girl one day and said that I wanted to tell her something.

I was not prepared although I was shy . My leg begin dey shake I come talk erhhmm,,errhhmmm... Na so my guys begin laugh fall down for ground. Even the girl seff begin laugh. Shame hold mW that day sha. Till today (I'm in my yr 1 sha) I no dey toast girl again.


BTW I'm thinking of taking weed to boost my morale

if you don't have strong brain weed will only exacerbate your condition because you will just turn to mumu in front of her

bk den wen i jus de start woman things...was as shy as a kid..they was a beautiful bea dt I was crushing on badly in my street and ot seems she do like me too but i jus lack the courage to approach her even with all the green lights and other colors of traffic ligths dt shes was showing me...i met and explain with my street gee shola and he told me to jus ask of her address and tell her i wana visit and we would av enough time and space to talk and i may get confidence because the streets eyes that am shy of seeing me wont see me....i remember finally asked her n she said i come on friday evening dt her dad would still be in work, her mum in church and we jus sit outside thier flat and talk, mind u back then we both dnt av phones because phones jus entered nigeria...on d said date, i had my bath, package well n was looking dope n even steal my dad perfume spray am join n wen i reached dt evenin by 5 as we planned, d flat looked dry n empty, i jus walked in and saw a man dt seems lyk d gateman repairing his touchlight himself, i greeted n he asked my mission n intold him, he said i sit down n called d gal outside to kum c her visitior...she came out n was looking somehow not happy and weied, asked her wats d problem n she didnt respond...not until I heard d supposed gateman sayin "youngman so what is the purpose u came to see my daughter??.....wud leave wat happened for anoda day because e no end well...

paulolee:
na e be things oo..i de cum

You just spoke like someone who have experienced a lot of it

Well i couldn't go to her because my legs were already shaking with a beating heart for just no reason.


@bolded is how a simp is birthed


The hormones the brain releases when a simp sees a lady he's attracted to is dangerously dicey to the body system hence, the shaky legs and soul. Just imagine your predicament culminated into some hypertension and you collapsed. How would you have explained that the whole shit was induced by just sighting a lady

Common toast girl you can't but If na your fellow man now you go get liver follow am talk anyhow
Nonsensical simp

HazardMan:
Mine was very shameful sha. I couldn't approach her myself as i was a little bit nervous.


Stepping out of the church compound with my friend and i saw her discussing just in front of the gate with her female friend. I took a step back and told my friend to go call her for me.


He did, but she said i must come myself if i want to talk to her. Well i couldn't go to her because my legs were already shaking with a beating heart for just no reason.
I and my friend decided to use the back gate as i didn't have the courage to pass through where she was standing with her friend.


Anyway, my guys for area use me entertain themselves for complete one week after the incident

very funny scene, i ask my friend to help me talk to her, i was standing few steps away from them, na so her head enter gear 4, con ask me to come n talk myself, she send my friend away, suddenly every where became black, i was sweating, my legs was vibrating, she was staring straight into my eyes, remain small for me to just start crying, i was looking on the floor shaking, i just told her, "i dont know what to say" she smiles and said we will see on monday....It was on friday, after she left, i was so happy and then was crying inside for fuvking up, our love story was so sweet after until i grew wings and broke her heart

roybanjo100:
very funny scene, i ask my friend to help me talk to her, i was standing few steps away from them, na so her head enter gear 4, con ask me to come n talk myself, she send my friend away, suddenly every where became black, i was sweating, my legs was vibrating, she was staring straight into my eyes, remain small for me to just start crying, i was looking on the floor shaking, i just told her, "i dont know what to say" she smiles and said we will see on monday....It was on friday, after she left, i was so happy and then was crying inside for fuvking up, our love story was so sweet after until i grew wings and broke her heart

Wow!

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roybanjo100:
very funny scene, i ask my friend to help me talk to her, i was standing few steps away from them, na so her head enter gear 4, con ask me to come n talk myself, she send my friend away, suddenly every where became black, i was sweating, my legs was vibrating, she was staring straight into my eyes, remain small for me to just start crying, i was looking on the floor shaking, i just told her, "i dont know what to say" she smiles and said we will see on monday....It was on friday, after she left, i was so happy and then was crying inside for fuvking up, our love story was so sweet after until i grew wings and broke her heart

Wait you actually told her "I don't know what to say" ?

Dicktion:
Well i couldn't go to her because my legs were already shaking with a beating heart for just no reason.


@bolded is how a simp is birthed


The hormones the brain releases when a simp sees a lady he's attracted to is dangerously dicey to the body system hence, the shaky legs and soul. Just imagine your predicament culminated into some hypertension and you collapsed. How would you have explained that the whole shit was induced by just sighting a lady

Common toast girl you can't but If na your fellow man now you go get liver follow am talk anyhow
Nonsensical simp

I understand your pain man. I am now a new man, i was just a young teenage boy then....

MichaelBlake40:

Wait you actually told her "I don't know what to say" ?

when i told her, i couldnt look at her face.....It was actually my first time of trying to profess my love to a girl...I was in ss2 then

MichaelBlake40:

Wait you actually told her "I don't know what to say" ?

Head burn

My Shyness won't even let me walk up to a girl talk less of toasting her. I'm 26+ now and I'm still battling with that. My life is even becoming boring day by day.

I'm seriously regretting it but wetin I go do when there's no one to help

HazardMan:
I understand your pain man. I am now a new man, i was just a young teenage boy then....

Good

Prinsola:
My Shyness won't even let me walk up to a girl talk less of toasting her. I'm 26+ now and I'm still battling with that. My life is even becoming boring day by day.

I'm seriously regretting it but wetin I go do when there's no one to help

No worry, when e reach time for you to marry village people go help you settle that matter

I used to toast girl on daily basis just for fun

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Bro.... I don't even find it hard to toast girls....ain't bragging thoo.

But there is just this Natural flow whenever am conversing with a lady....Maybe because am open-minded Sha.

But no be that One I dey reason now...Na to make money and invest more be my main plan

Approaching her no b issue ... Wetin guys dey fear na embarrassment or rejection... The worst reply she will give u is NO!!!... If you do it with 2 or 3 girls u will start building your confidence to approach different ladies... Luckily there are some ladies who can hold conversations well..You go just dey flow with am... No big deal

My experience with girls through out my life only asked a girl out once and that was when I was in jss3 junior secondary school days and I can remember her name vividly "Mildred". I always have this luck with girls I have this natural instinct to know when a girl Is interested in me and I do play it to my advantage... First of all I don't ask them out but I know they want me probably due to nature I am good looking so I have Providence to thank for..... Till today I can't remember me chasing a girl but one way or the other I have them evading my circle and I can tell which one is a prey to hunt...