lammylam:


Then leave the thread for the kiddies na!
This life is too short to be too serious oo the earlier you know that, the better for you.


It's nobody's fault that no one thinks your hair is cute enough to make them look at the rest of you!

Pele o Mr above 30!
IRE OO

LostAddict:


Liars go full this thread. Takes a bottle of Tiger and sits back to read comments.

damtan:
Still waiting for seunmomoh to ask me out

soulstar09:
Happened recently....
This girl has been on my tab for months but my intention was to chop and go,.. Unfortunately, my plan didn't fall through before the pandemic die to some reasons.
Y'all shouldn't judge me though... that's how I wanted to do my thing.

Pusyiter:
If this relationship duration does not translate to marital donation
You are in a long thing.........

Innocentchild:

why the angry face

Biodun1929:

Are you sure it is really a girl behind that moniker?

Westernlove:


Lol why are you this pained. Insecurity and low-self esteem na hin dey worry you. Besides I didn't mention nor quoted you. I have no business with you so swerve go one side.....

Biodun1929:
Let me share another story. This is also not like direct approach.

Anyway, so in year 1, I had a girl I liked. I was a juvy then, and didn't really understand how relationships work or how to approach a girl. All I wanted was for the girl to be my friend.

So, what did I do? Every night as as I was about to sleep, I would imagine the girl talking to me. That's all I did for about a week or so. One day, I was standing by the corridor of my department reading a Sydney Sheldon novel when I sensed someone walk past me and stop. I looked up when the person walked back to my front, and who did I see? My crush, standing there, smiling at me... Then I opened my mouth and said, Bimpe said I should ask you out. Damn! I ruined the whole thing. The girl started avoiding me afterwards and always acted awkward when I was around her.

Rhaspody:
Any woman wey toast me, I go fall o. I'm very cheap I swear

lammylam:



To be honest ehn I actually wanted him to tell they guy! But I didn't wanna look or sound desperate. And I am glad he did

lammylam:



To be honest ehn I actually wanted him to tell they guy! But I didn't wanna look or sound desperate. And I am glad he did

Openbusiness:
Yes, a girl has toasted me before in a park. We were both traveling. When we were boarding, she changed her seat and sat next to me. The man who had the seat number came, the girl no gree stand up. She use woman enchantment power to beg him to seat on her own seat. The guy that was supposed to seat next to her was angry and giving me eye, like I spoil him show. I guess he was targeting to toast her when they sit together. And 2 hours later, we were smooching inside luxurious bus. Craziest travel experience I ever had. Half my mind felt like this looks too good to be true, the other half was like just relax and enjoy the show. At a point, this is late midnight oh, around 1am, no lights inside the bus, just little flashing of light when other cars in opposite direction pass us, anyway, the smooching got to the point she didn't even hide it again. This girl left her seat and sat on my laps facing me. Na wa! The kind current I tap that night can power Nigeria for 100 years 24/7 . Na so we start oh, smh, till today if I think am e dey do me like film. I later dumped her sha. Sometimes I wish I didn't. She was the most behaved girl, as in respectful girl I ever dated. She treated me like I was a king, like I was a Pharoah. Sometimes I still wonder what she saw in me that night. She was a Northerner, and the first gf I ever had from the North. The romance was the best till date. She just loved me like crazy. Anytime she came to Lagos ehn, action film don start , We would kiss on the road, as in long passionate kisses like those in American romance movies, be kissing inside danfo, other passengers and conductors will be saying rubbish, but we just didn't care, we would kiss in the market, people will be looking, some amazed, some disgusted, we didn't care , those were unforgettable moments. She loved me to the moon and back. I just liked her, and the thrill but nothing deep emotionally. Sometimes I just wonder why I wasn't really into her, because she was fine and she had curves and a nice fluffy round ass, character was A+, as in wife material by a million yards. Only downside was her boobs were small.

To be continued...........

Westernlove:


Lol why are you this pained. Insecurity and low-self esteem na hin dey worry you. Besides I didn't mention nor quoted you. I have no business with you so swerve go one side.....

Raymeskey:
I'm done reading stories now is high time I dropped mine.

I had encountered it a lot both directly and indirectly. Presently at my place of work there is a lady that's giving me a green light but she's not my type and I'm not giving her attention even the the rest of the workers knows that.

story 1
Back then in school there is this new neighbor of ours (in a lodge). She brought some stuff to her room accompanied by her friend I greeted them and left. I don't even care to ask whether she is a new neighbor or not, I like minding my business because I realize that girls think that you want to toast them whenever you met them new and you a start conversation.
So the next day I saw them in school at my faculty they greeted me and we had a little chat that's all. The following week the lady moved to my lodge with her friend visiting her frequently not knowing she's coming because of me. She kept asking of me when ever I'm not around and likes to talk to me whenever she sees me. To cut the long story short her friend broke out to me one day that her friend is dying for me. I be like shuuuuuuu, it sounds like a joke I didn't take her serious. The other day this girl showed up in my lodge in front of everybody she called me her husband that she loves and she like how I do dress bla bla bla.. Her friend replied from inside saying yes o my friend is in love with you, she's dying for you. Mhen at this point I couldn't talk I was just laughing "mumuciously " and embarrassed. She entered her friends room.
You need to see advice from guys around saying na free ticket saying make I dey lash her. But person like me no like free thing like that especially free pu*sy I believe e dey choke

I started running away from her because on sighting me she will shout my husband and rushed to hug me to my amazement even on campus.

Her friend do advice me that she have money I should date her she will spend on me.
One night she came to our lodge from a birthday party drunk. I wasn't around when she came but I was told she was shouting and calling my name up and down calling me her husband where am I.

Immediately she heard my voice she ran out of her friend's room to hug me outside with kissing o boy I just have to maintain myself o. All sort of words kept coming out of her mouth saying she loves me she will spend the night with me. Me be like haaaa aye mi temi bami.
I just carried her and took her to her friend's room who was shouting that I should take her to my room.

That event helped me sha because after that day she started ignoring me.

Story 2
Na married woman her husband is in abroad
Ah swear I wouldn't tell this one
This one sweet me die but I no bleep her
and I thank God for that