LedRock:
Dude you made a mistake be ready for Nairaland girls missiles

virginprincess:
Oga you go wait tire, by the way which state are you from?

FanOfMyself:
Hey all, so I have been on this crazy and interesting forum for a long time. I have seen many guys and very few ladies create topics on "Searching for a true relationship" on nairaland. Some of them have been trolled at and even insulted by both guys and ladies, who question the rationale behind coming to a faceless forum to seek for a serious relationship.
Truth is that, I have been indifferent to such posts. But here I am, about to follow their lead!

I will be 30 by December, and I am really starting to think about settling down for real. I'm not RICH, but I am doing fine for my self and will do better with time by the grace of God.
I know I am handsome, even though beauty is relative sha (smiles) but also very humble and down to earth.
I am a software developer, loves football like mad and God fearing.
I'm 6ft, I don't know my weight at the time of making this topic, but I am sure my BMI is perfect. Ebony chocolate in complexion, AA genotype.
I am a peace loving guy and I wouldn't compromise on that! I actually have my flaws too, but I am working on it.
So if you are a lady and you meet the following criteria, send me a PM

1. You are not a student
2. You don't have entitlement mentality
3. You have a job or something reasonable and
morally justifiable that fetches money for you.
4. If you didn't meet the criterion in #3 above, but
you have a responsible father/family that will
be responsible for your needs as a woman.
5. You are intelligent and not a boring person.
The life of a software engineer is already
lonely so I need someone to complement.
6. Though I'm not necessarily looking for
physical beauty, it's a plus
7. You don't have lotta drama up your sleeve
8. You are educated, I didn't say you must have a
degree.
9. You want to settle down
10. Your body count is at the barest minimum, if
not zero.
11. If you are aged between 24 and 34

That's all I can think of right now.
Please if you find any typos or syntax errors in my grammar, pardon me because I am more concerned about writing in the language that the computer understands than that which a human understands

goodmorning40:
You nearly fine reach Ozo and you no get babe

MarketingMarsha:


Common, don't be shy, just slide into his Dm and you can get more confirmation from there

Hope you also know that Seun will be the one to sponsor the wedding of relationships sealed on Nairaland?

virginprincess:
Lol, you very funny, i am not even thinking of marriage now.

SweetCunt97:
Ladies with entitled mentality don't often know they have such.

On body count, how is one's past ur business? If they are loyal and good, body count shouldn't b a problem abi na matchstick u get?

pansophist:
Ok, so I've received lots of pm from ladies here, and many actually do want a relationship, many of which lives abroad, and I will tell you this, if you are looking for a partner on nairaland, then you should follow this approach.

Make sure your posts reflect an idea of someone that is ridiculously smart. Write with proper diction and eloquence, with a periodical inflexion of humour. Also, do not come out as broke, your post should reflect a feeling of a high-status man behind the keyboard. Women are sensitive to social status than men and can read cues in your write up about your economical standing than men are capable of. It also helped if you have a profile pics, I know for sure that I got more pm about two years ago when I had a pic on my profile. So yeah, you gotta be fine (which obviously you are, and take a picture with a good lighting and shadowy effect that highlights your symmetrical facial features.

But I honestly would not advice you look for women here and the same goes for women as well. You should meet people offline, where they have a non-delusional image of you, not due to your highlighted online persona.

duduade:
So agbalagba like you can't get the services of match making companies to help you


See person that's talking

What's your own body count


Nonsense

FanOfMyself:

I had to look that up. And I think I know where it's coming from.

Igbo

MarketingMarsha:


Same as the guy, I'm just a pro Niaraland marriage ambassador that chose to highlight one of the many perks you'll stand to benefit when marriage finally crosses your mind with a fine nairaland bobo

fati2001:

virginprincess:
Like seriously, there are only few, sensible guys on nairaland and most of them are married, so i don't think my hubby will come from here.

FanOfMyself:
Hey all, so I have been on this crazy and interesting forum for a long time. I have seen many guys and very few ladies create topics on "Searching for a true relationship" on nairaland. Some of them have been trolled at and even insulted by both guys and ladies, who question the rationale behind coming to a faceless forum to seek for a serious relationship.
Truth is that, I have been indifferent to such posts. But here I am, about to follow their lead!

I will be 30 by December, and I am really starting to think about settling down for real. I'm not RICH, but I am doing fine for my self and will do better with time by the grace of God.
I know I am handsome, even though beauty is relative sha (smiles) but also very humble and down to earth.
I am a software developer, loves football like mad and God fearing.
I'm 6ft, I don't know my weight at the time of making this topic, but I am sure my BMI is perfect. Ebony chocolate in complexion, AA genotype.
I am a peace loving guy and I wouldn't compromise on that! I actually have my flaws too, but I am working on it.
So if you are a lady and you meet the following criteria, send me a PM

1. You are not a student
2. You don't have entitlement mentality
3. You have a job or something reasonable and
morally justifiable that fetches money for you.
4. If you didn't meet the criterion in #3 above, but
you have a responsible father/family that will
be responsible for your needs as a woman.
5. You are intelligent and not a boring person.
The life of a software engineer is already
lonely so I need someone to complement.
6. Though I'm not necessarily looking for
physical beauty, it's a plus
7. You don't have lotta drama up your sleeve
8. You are educated, I didn't say you must have a
degree.
9. You want to settle down
10. Your body count is at the barest minimum, if
not zero.
11. If you are aged between 24 and 34

That's all I can think of right now.
Please if you find any typos or syntax errors in my grammar, pardon me because I am more concerned about writing in the language that the computer understands than that which a human understands

FanOfMyself:

You can never tell

virginprincess:
Well like you said i never can tell,so which state are you from

UyaiIncomparabl:
Get off your high horse.
What's your tribe?

virginprincess:
Oga you go wait tire, by the way which state are you from?

16September2020:
Send me a DM, if you don't mind..

FanOfMyself:

Imo

Evolutionlove:


Mumu see as you UGLY Reach. You even look like 40yrs+. If you should see my own pictures and I just clock 30yrs, You will be marveled. Ugly Mumu fool this Forum sha.....

Luftwaffe:




These two are seriously interested. The bolded are their real message, ignore the rest of their words.




This one is desperate. Do not PM her.

virginprincess:
Like seriously, there are only few, sensible guys on nairaland and most of them are married, so i don't think my hubby will come from here.

Evolutionlove:


Mumu see as you UGLY Reach. You even look like 40yrs+. If you should see my own pictures and I just clock 30yrs, You will be marveled. Ugly Mumu fool this Forum sha.....

virginprincess:
And who told you i am interested, like i said, i am not ready for marriage now.

NeoWanZaeed:
I also need soul mate o..

all I want is a lady with common sense.

age or beauty or background no Matter..


COMMON SENSE..

DM me dakun.. let's get together and start life

FanOfMyself:
Hey all, so I have been on this crazy and interesting forum for a long time. I have seen many guys and very few ladies create topics on "Searching for a true relationship" on nairaland. Some of them have been trolled at and even insulted by both guys and ladies, who question the rationale behind coming to a faceless forum to seek for a serious relationship.
Truth is that, I have been indifferent to such posts. But here I am, about to follow their lead!

I will be 30 by December, and I am really starting to think about settling down for real. I'm not RICH, but I am doing fine for my self and will do better with time by the grace of God.
I know I am handsome, even though beauty is relative sha (smiles) but also very humble and down to earth.
I am a software developer, loves football like mad and God fearing.
I'm 6ft, I don't know my weight at the time of making this topic, but I am sure my BMI is perfect. Ebony chocolate in complexion, AA genotype.
I am a peace loving guy and I wouldn't compromise on that! I actually have my flaws too, but I am working on it.
So if you are a lady and you meet the following criteria, send me a PM

1. You are not a student
2. You don't have entitlement mentality
3. You have a job or something reasonable and
morally justifiable that fetches money for you.
4. If you didn't meet the criterion in #3 above, but
you have a responsible father/family that will
be responsible for your needs as a woman.
5. You are intelligent and not a boring person.
The life of a software engineer is already
lonely so I need someone to complement.
6. Though I'm not necessarily looking for
physical beauty, it's a plus
7. You don't have lotta drama up your sleeve
8. You are educated, I didn't say you must have a
degree.
9. You want to settle down
10. Your body count is at the barest minimum, if
not zero.
11. If you are aged between 24 and 34

That's all I can think of right now.
Please if you find any typos or syntax errors in my grammar, pardon me because I am more concerned about writing in the language that the computer understands than that which a human understands

rottencorpse:

You're a big fool! Why are you insulting the guy? Idiot.. Mumu... Goat. Guy, you're a bastard.

0KNM:

Make your choice