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Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by fasho01(m): 12:21pm On Dec 02, 2020
alexistaiwo:
Even if you forecast all players to come to field of play wearing their respective jerseys, one mumu will still turn up shirtless cheesy





grin grin grin.. No be lie
Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Brushstrokes20: 12:22pm On Dec 02, 2020
Not limited to ladies,
FAIR WEATHER FRIENDS are on this table!

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Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Wittyglam(f): 12:22pm On Dec 02, 2020
Don't generalize this acting broke for a while. I hate lies and pretends if you act like what you're not to me WE ARE DONE. Because your exes treated you like she doesn't mean I will, life is a risk and love is a bigger risk.
My last line: Different girls with different approach.

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Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by francisbarrack(m): 12:23pm On Dec 02, 2020
Godada:
grin




Well I am feel compelled to drop my input here.

I may seem callous but who suffer epp?
Na who see fish wey dem put for im mouth, e spit am troway?

It's high time guys understand how these things work. You don't slither into a relationship when you wallet is as flat as mama Femi bedroom slippers booby.

You don't force people into relationships and make them suffer. Ever wondered why the rich marry the rich? Everyone wants financial security.

Brothers, make una go update una sef and stop screaming women love money.

No daughter of mine is going to marry a pauper


My G below get no chill. If you dey work and you see better job, you nor go update?

Situation change. Wat if financial crisis arises ?
Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Godada(m): 12:23pm On Dec 02, 2020
Baiser:


Bros, I don't think you understand the morals of the post.

Nobody plan to suffer.


Life is up and down.
Today you are up, she's with you.
Tomorrow if you down, are u saying its okay for her to leave you?



I understand the morals. Guys need to take a chill pill. HE WHO FINDS A GOOD WIFE OBTAINED FAVOR FROM GOD. There is a search about this.

Guys should man up and stop being crybabies

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Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by LovesickG(f): 12:24pm On Dec 02, 2020
Not all girls are like that. I spent more than half of my scholarship fund on my ex, well, he spent and I didn't object.
Not all Nigerian girls are leeches, some are willing to help you grow, sometimes at the detriment of their own growth.

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Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Godada(m): 12:25pm On Dec 02, 2020
francisbarrack:


Situation change. Wat if financial crisis arises ?


That's the matter between the couple to sort over. If one of them wanna bounce, would you put that person in bondage under the guise of a relationship.

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Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by apple30(f): 12:25pm On Dec 02, 2020
Davash222:
So, na so this boy for mumu marry a Nigerian girl come carry her go Dubai dey raise kids

Sometimes, things happen to revert disaster. Femi should be the happiest man on earth this week if he's a real niggarrrr.
this things abt guys n ladies r 50/50 ,a gal go crazy abt a guy d guy take her for granted she got harden ,anoda guy came loving her she takes him for granted too,d cycle keep going..d problem is pple don't love who love them,when a guy find a lady dat love him he becomes an Alpha man,if d guy find a harden lady DAT he love he becomes a simp grin

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Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Anniemolex: 12:25pm On Dec 02, 2020
I can stand this than the immature ones that will not pick up ur calls or call u back
Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Tony142: 12:27pm On Dec 02, 2020
VEXT:
And they want rich niggurs like us to be loyal to them, no way.. Bitches come for money, not love.. Bleep and dump dem... grin grin



exactly my brother
Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Tunagee(m): 12:30pm On Dec 02, 2020
Seyzcham91:
You See why You shouldn't take any of these naija girls serious again, imagine that! "she got someone to take care of her better" and i can bet with my two balls say that other person she's referring to just wanna have multiple taste of her pussy ni and after that that one go dump her kleptomaniac Ass

I hate naija girls with passion ehn

Thank God i no get any girl i dey serious with and i dey Bleep steady

na make person dey see pussy Bleep steady sure pass and dey see stress release


e dey important


since i don stop commitment to any naija girl money don dey last for my hand!
5k dey be like 50k in my account now

I gbadun your comment jare
Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by nerd004: 12:30pm On Dec 02, 2020
Never date a broke girl.....

My University days was very tough,,I suffered a lot because I was taking care of myself and one broke bitch claiming she was an orphan,,,,,,,But Thank God am super blessed now with my lovely non - materialistic lady...

wahala for guy wey no double ehim hustle

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Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Ikillbrokehoes(m): 12:31pm On Dec 02, 2020
Zzor:
Why the need to act broke? for what exactly? Nigerian men and their anyhow mentality. Act or fake broke and watch me leave your sorry ass when I find out, rubbish
Gold digger like u, audio millionaire cheesy
Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by jelel6: 12:32pm On Dec 02, 2020
Lovelyn451:
somebody have been managing with you for two years, after two years of management u still told her that u lost your job, haba da Allah for how long do u want to test her

So you're a believer of traditionally distributed gender roles. Men financial providers and women managers. Something like that?
Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by JohnSin97: 12:34pm On Dec 02, 2020
Una never see girl wey go meet babalawo make she see your future...
Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by MedicH: 12:34pm On Dec 02, 2020
Na who they chop him money de fear heart break oo. No let them see ur alert. That way e no concern u. These girls cannot be useful to u. U self know say I no lie
Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Ikillbrokehoes(m): 12:35pm On Dec 02, 2020
Davash222:
So, na so this boy for mumu marry a Nigerian girl come carry her go Dubai dey raise kids

Sometimes, things happen to revert disaster. Femi should be the happiest man on earth this week if he's a real niggarrrr.
Alot of gold diggers in this country including that zzor girl, this is why I stopped dating broke girls, I thank God I have myself a rich and independent fiancée
Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Angelfrost(m): 12:36pm On Dec 02, 2020
Godada:



Would it take anything from you making your point without insults.


Whatever you chose to see in the society is your prerogative.

But agreeing with me that your daughter wouldn't marry a pauper makes you a confused one.

Maybe your family prides themselves with penury which is not bad

But restrict your caustic thinking to yourself.

Please, kindly point out the insult in my response! I will wait...

That I agreed with something in the midst of your confusion doesn't equally make me confused.

I have pointed out clearly where you erred, put forth a better argument. If you are too full of your own understanding to see it, that can't be my problem.

Bringing my family into your rant in itself is beyond insulting, but I will overlook it, even laugh it off, especially since my family is quite well to do (no liabilities among the female folks)! So, your tirade missed its mark quite poorly.

In the event that you missed the crux of my submission, let me reiterate... In this day and age, no woman should be waiting on a man or men for financial uplifting or marry a man in the hopes that he will lift her up financially. Relationships and marriages ought to be mutual investments from both parties, not women coming empty handed hoping to reap where they didn't sow. This also goes both ways.

This is why I said I won't raise daughters with the mindset of entitlement and over dependence... If you wish to do the exact opposite, your choice sir. Cheers!!!

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Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Ikillbrokehoes(m): 12:37pm On Dec 02, 2020
OcVoice:
Had a similar case. Everything was going well till I lost my job. She couldn't adjust cos she was used to enjoyment. We were going for our marriage course, I had done introduction sef. She just woke up one morning and decided to break ties with me. She aborted the pregnancy.

I had since moved on though.


I don't know what happened to the girls of our time. Our moms suffered well with our dads without complain. Love was REAL and TRUE then. It was beyond money.

God will help our generation!
You should know that the new generation of girls are nothing to write home about

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Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by MedicH: 12:40pm On Dec 02, 2020
Wittyglam:
Don't generalize this acting broke for a while. I hate lies and pretends if you act like what you're not to me WE ARE DONE. Because your exes treated you like she doesn't mean I will, life is a risk and love is a bigger risk.
My last line: Different girls with different approach.

Do they write gold digger on forehead? I just told one that I'm a cleaner in the hospital. We met in the waiting room so I already put my ward coat in the car. She didn't want to give me her contact and I could already tell the disappointment in her face after I said I'm a cleaner. I hope our paths cross once again sha. Pathetic creature.

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Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Yeyenairaland(m): 12:41pm On Dec 02, 2020
The guy say

"Dp no show again, no be blocking be this?"

grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by nerd004: 12:41pm On Dec 02, 2020
who tut 9ja babes dat once a man comes into ur life,,,,he solely should take up ur responsibilities including buying ur sanitary pads ..... Some guys no dey try!!!! Dem go abandon Dir life bcoz of one liability yeye girl....I remember dat year 4 school,,,,one of my guy had an extra year bcoz of one bitch.......


we too guys we no dey try....Why Fake things with ur girl??....Stop pretending to be a super man in order to impress a lady....Be Yourself....What you cannot sustain don't start....una never marry,,, u don dey send money to her parent ,.....bros u see say wahala truly be like bicycle eh d easy to start...

Use ya head
Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Nobody: 12:42pm On Dec 02, 2020
Ikillbrokehoes:
Alot of gold diggers in this country including that zzor girl, this is why I stopped dating broke girls, I thank God I have myself a rich and independent fiancée
It's crystal clear you are a typical gold digger, you leech on rich ladies, stop disguising.

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Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by toye440: 12:42pm On Dec 02, 2020
kambili999:
Why are u guys so quick to tagging all Nigerian ladies as gold diggers?
Yes, some ladies are more interested in the money of guys but some just want someone who will give them peace, love and respect

Its really not fair on the side of ladies who work hard and pay their bills


Women generally love to be cared for but not every girl is after money.

Some nigerian ladies are very contented and even encourage men to be their best


Thats if you want to be fair in your judgement
Bae 99.9% are gold diggers in fact they are now onions diggers.
Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Ikillbrokehoes(m): 12:43pm On Dec 02, 2020
Zzor:
It's crystal clear you are a typical gold digger, you leech on rich ladies, stop disguising.
My woman earn alot of money, same as me. we both provide for our kid, that should be how things are not the other way round..
Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Nobody: 12:45pm On Dec 02, 2020
Ikillbrokehoes:
My woman earn alot of money, same as me. we both provide for our kid, that should be how things are not the other way round..
I don't believe you on this, men who earn alot of money usually don't have eyes on their woman's money.

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Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Chimeluv(f): 12:45pm On Dec 02, 2020
Act broke for a broke girl undecided
Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by kevoh(m): 12:48pm On Dec 02, 2020
Don27tiky:
the guy say act broke. You can double your hustle and be more rich but act broke to know your woman's true nature. He is 10000% right
What's the guarantee that she does not catch you and pretend to play along?
What if all the women he dates fail this acting broke test?
What if he truly becomes broke in a few months later and the woman who passed his acting broke test now dumps his *ss?
A woman's nature is beyond passing some silly ''acting broke'' test! Women rarely have the luxury of time men have ! At age 24 - 28, they are already at their prime, and must settle down due to Nigerian societal pressure or miss out and become evening newspapers grin . There's not enough time to be sampling if a broke man is a good candidate when they are other equally financially buoyant young men out there sliding into her DM daily.
A man can have all the time to study a woman's nature with his acting broke test till he meets the woman that passes his test at 50 years old. wink

You need to understand that's the way life is - Self-preservation . Double your hustle and you'll be taking people's girlfriends instead cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 12:49pm On Dec 02, 2020
samuel19222:
since the day my ex gf dump me for my ex classmate wey Dey hot (Gee boy) Na since then I stop trusting those hoes, with all the promises she/we made together not to leave each, when she see omope wey dey hot her brain reset, he no reach 2 months wey dem begin date na him she Carry belle.


Omo love sweet ooo


But love dey sweeter when money dey.


So my guy hustle and forget those hoes cos dem no Dey loyal, Na pretend dem sabi pass


I no go hustle till infinity but I go ball till infinity

U be real nigga.. E be like say u dey listen to Erigga too.
Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Bullman(m): 12:49pm On Dec 02, 2020
MrTAnonymous:
Why is Jumoke trending on Twitter?

Jumoke has been trending on Twitter since yesterday, check why here;

'If you must choose a lady to marry in Nigeria, one of the criteria is to act as if you are BROKE for at least few months. I mean act REAL BROKE to an extent of asking her for N500 You must know if she pretends or not . If not you only postponed her true nature .

These ladies don't know that event change in life - A well to do guy of today can become poor tomorrow and a poor guy of today can be Rich tomorrow. They don't care about tomorrow anymore but today.'


Going into marriage lately is the real living in bondage.

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Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by tayewomi(m): 12:50pm On Dec 02, 2020
emeejinsm:
same fate here
lost a relationship of three years last week because of 5k
girl doesn't appreciate even though I send her money every two weeks
eyahh dese hoes aren't loyal bruh

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Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Ikillbrokehoes(m): 12:51pm On Dec 02, 2020
Zzor:
I don't believe you on this, men who earn alot of money usually don't have eyes on their woman's money.
Lolz my woman isn't complaining, why are u?
I've dated girls that aren't financially stable back then but it's not worth that's why I switched, my woman have supported me when I lost alot of money and I also did the same to her, this is how things should work

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