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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by afadi2410: 10:43am On Jan 02, 2021
JBoy9:



I didn't mean to be rude. Besides, it is a new year. But madam, with all due respect, your phone light seems to be brighter than your brain
. ...............................No be lie my brother

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by pocohantas(f): 10:44am On Jan 02, 2021
The polygamous gender is scared of being cheated on. One would have thought with how you guys encourage sleeping around- you’ll understand that a fellow bro has to nut somewhere. Sometimes with receipts...

Sha don’t kill yourselves like the FCMB woman’s husband. Men are not built for such pain.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by KingRabota: 10:44am On Jan 02, 2021
Quote of the Century


JBoy9:



I didn't mean to be rude. Besides, it is a new year. But madam, with all due respect, your phone light seems to be brighter than your brain

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by alizma: 10:44am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:
Why would you even marry a woman you don't trust well enough in the first place?

It serves you guys right because when they say marry in the Lord, you'll laugh yourselves to scorn now you're all running Helter skelter like headless chickens looking for DNA that is not lost.

I want big boobs, I want big bumbum, I want beautiful face. At the last, no peace of mind as every man wants her too.

Marry the will of God and have some peace.

Nobody should come for me o. It's just daybreak and my brain is still initializing.....

Are you married?
Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by LINTUNE(m): 10:44am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:


Lol... You wish but sorry to disappoint you, I'm not.

but what has a womans appearance got to do with the discussion ob ground..do u know how many ugly "religious" women that are culprits of this discussion?..u are an adult, why must u sound like a teenager na?

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Nobody: 10:44am On Jan 02, 2021
Lashist:

Leave jokes madam...you no bright at all...if at all you marry, better allow ya husband do DNA if you love him even if he doesnt want to

Mr "bright chimezie"... I'm sure you'll also do your own DNA to know if your "father" is your real father...

Misplaced priorities everywhere.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by KOE1(m): 10:44am On Jan 02, 2021
Bigggloadofcum:
That's the most important thing any man in Nigeria should know.

In fact every man out there should take their babies out for paternity test. Its compulsory.

The category of women we have now are deadlier than a viper.

My own pikin no need paternity test sha. Cuz the pikin kuku resemble me. People dey ask me if na cough I cough am.


OR Na top you top am?

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by eyinjuege: 10:44am On Jan 02, 2021
YourCoffin:
I don't know why Nigerians especially the women see DNA testing as an abomination. It should have been a normal procedure by now. In the US before a father's name is appended on a child's birth certificate, a DNA test is usually carried out. Same thing should be applicable here.

That's not true.
DNA tests are not normally carried out before a father's name is on the birth certificate in the US.
You as a man can insist on paying for one before appending your signature on the form for applying for the birth certificate though, usually if you're unmarried to the mother and you have your doubts.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Kinematics: 10:45am On Jan 02, 2021
120k in PH
Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Theboss100(m): 10:45am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:
Why would you even marry a woman you don't trust well enough in the first place?

It serves you guys right because when they say marry in the Lord, you'll laugh yourselves to scorn now you're all running Helter skelter like headless chickens looking for DNA that is not lost.

I want big boobs, I want big bumbum, I want beautiful face. At the last, no peace of mind as every man wants her too.

Marry the will of God and have some peace.

Nobody should come for me o. It's just daybreak and my brain is still initializing.....

And your brain did initialize very well. You said the truth but not all term to be faithful. A cheat/ hoe will always represent whether in the Lord or not..
I am still afraid of women sha. Whether in the Lord or not. cry cry

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by naijapips04: 10:45am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:
Why would you even marry a woman you don't trust well enough in the first place?

It serves you guys right because when they say marry in the Lord, you'll laugh yourselves to scorn now you're all running Helter skelter like headless chickens looking for DNA that is not lost.

I want big boobs, I want big bumbum, I want beautiful face. At the last, no peace of mind as every man wants her too.

Marry the will of God and have some peace.

Nobody should come for me o. It's just daybreak and my brain is still initializing.....


Shut up. Na church girls dey cheat pass. Na former oloshos evening newspaper full church to catch simps.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by samuelpeters(m): 10:45am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:


You better invest that 350k before you go and use your money to discover what will end your joy/ life. Double wahala. lol
Hahahaha!
End my life/joy?

I would be happy knowing that she didn't succeed in shoving down the bastard down by throat. grin

©️2021.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by JimmyBishop: 10:45am On Jan 02, 2021
Widall:
200k here in PH
You mean as in BLACK MAGIC grin
Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Nobody: 10:46am On Jan 02, 2021
LINTUNE:
but what has a womans appearance got to do with the discussion ob ground..do u know how many ugly "religious" women that are culprits of this discussion?..u are an adult, why must u sound like a teenager na?

Didn't you see where I made a disclaimer that my brain was still initializing that morning? Be asking me now. Lol...

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by EXLOVER(m): 10:46am On Jan 02, 2021
JBoy9:



I didn't mean to be rude. Besides, it is a new year. But madam, with all due respect, your phone light seems to be brighter than your brain
Guy you're rude and wicked at the same time, you just dropped bomb on the poor girl she might end up depress, I pray she doesn't commit suicide. How you go say her phone light bright pass her brain. You're mouthed.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Chris2863(m): 10:46am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:
Why would you even marry a woman you don't trust well enough in the first place?

It serves you guys right because when they say marry in the Lord, you'll laugh yourselves to scorn now you're all running Helter skelter like headless chickens looking for DNA that is not lost.

I want big boobs, I want big bumbum, I want beautiful face. At the last, no peace of mind as every man wants her too.

Marry the will of God and have some peace.

Nobody should come for me o. It's just daybreak and my brain is still initializing.....

You still carry this your stupidity enter a new year

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by farem: 10:46am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:
Why would you even marry a woman you don't trust well enough in the first place?

It serves you guys right because when they say marry in the Lord, you'll laugh yourselves to scorn now you're all running Helter skelter like headless chickens looking for DNA that is not lost.

I want big boobs, I want big bumbum, I want beautiful face. At the last, no peace of mind as every man wants her too.

Marry the will of God and have some peace.

Nobody should come for me o. It's just daybreak and my brain is still initializing.....


The world is upside down. When we talk of NO FORNICATION before marriage,, they rise up in anger to call call you all sort of names.
For me and those who believe in the BED UNDEFILED, I wan know how one bastard child wan come my home. It is fornicators that rush into wedding because the fruit of fornication is maturing (the pregnancy that may have been contributed to by up to 4 guys)
I celebrate the real and true Liberty that's found only in Christ Jesus.
Edit:
I wouldn't want to respond to anyone that's incensed by this post.
This post is primarily out to celebrate those who took God's way.

Those who are taking God's route despite the deluge of darkness that has held the uncountable in bondage and,

Those who have come to the realisation of the beauty and peace of this way.
Thanks

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Antoeni(m): 10:47am On Jan 02, 2021
Go Lab nah
Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by InvertedHammer: 10:47am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:
Why would you even marry a woman you don't trust well enough in the first place?

It serves you guys right because when they say marry in the Lord, you'll laugh yourselves to scorn now you're all running Helter skelter like headless chickens looking for DNA that is not lost.

I want big boobs, I want big bumbum, I want beautiful face. At the last, no peace of mind as every man wants her too.

Marry the will of God and have some peace.

Nobody should come for me o. It's just daybreak and my brain is still initializing.....

/
Trust will get you killed.

TRUST but VERIFY.

/

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Lashist(m): 10:48am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:


Mr "bright chimezie"... I'm sure you'll also do your own DNA to know if your "father" is your real father...

Misplaced priorities everywhere.
Lol..you really no bright cheesy..i will do for my kids...advise your man to do the same if you love him...not after screwing around you will start forming he must trust you

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by od501: 10:48am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:


Do you trust boko haram? Go spend a night in sambisa forest even without losing any guard and see tongue.

Mumu tok

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by mymadam(m): 10:48am On Jan 02, 2021
oz4real83:
The people u don't trust cannot harm u because u will always be on guard around them. It is those people u trust and love that can harm u, you lose your guard around them and they stab you when u least expect, that is why it is called "heartbreak".

smiley Well presented, my buddy. In other words... "the closer, the deadlier" kiss

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Aflix(m): 10:48am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:
Why would you even marry a woman you don't trust well enough in the first place?

It serves you guys right because when they say marry in the Lord, you'll laugh yourselves to scorn now you're all running Helter skelter like headless chickens looking for DNA that is not lost.

I want big boobs, I want big bumbum, I want beautiful face. At the last, no peace of mind as every man wants her too.

Marry the will of God and have some peace.

Nobody should come for me o. It's just daybreak and my brain is still initializing.....

Many men that got married to the ones they "trust" experience paternity fraud as well.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Nobody: 10:49am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:


Lol.. I don't brag but I got everything in the right proportion. Overdose is what is killing people like you.

Receive sense. It's 2021.
your the one who needs to receive sense ...all your comments are always senseless you should be banned

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Emioluwa: 10:49am On Jan 02, 2021
akpunda86:



Sorry ohhh my Four kids my carbon copy. natural DNA done and dusted. They are oyiri Nba
If I we're you I won't bank on that because it has been proving over time that child do resemble the man their mother sleep with during pregnancy

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Nobody: 10:49am On Jan 02, 2021
farem:


The The world is upside down. When we talk of NO FORNICATION before marriage,, they rise up to to call call you all sort of names.
For me and and those who believe in the BED UNDEFILED, I wan know how one bastard child wan come my home. It is fornicators that rush into wedding because the fruit of fornication is mature (the pregnancy that may have been contributed to by up to 4 guys)
I celebrate the real Liberty in Christ Jesus


Don't mind them. They know themselves. After messing about during relationship, they now expect to become saints in marriage overnight.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Whiteshield: 10:50am On Jan 02, 2021
pocohantas:
The polygamous gender is scared of being cheated on. One would have thought with how you guys encourage sleeping around- you’ll understand that a fellow bro has to nut somewhere. Sometimes with receipts...

Sha don’t kill yourselves like the FCMB woman’s husband. Men are not built for such pain.grin

A fellow bro has to nut somewhere, usually in a public bin. If you decide to be that public bin, no a problem. Just carry your litany of bastards and move to your father's house.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by od501: 10:50am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:
Why would you even marry a woman you don't trust well enough in the first place?

It serves you guys right because when they say marry in the Lord, you'll laugh yourselves to scorn now you're all running Helter skelter like headless chickens looking for DNA that is not lost.

I want big boobs, I want big bumbum, I want beautiful face. At the last, no peace of mind as every man wants her too.

Marry the will of God and have some peace.

Nobody should come for me o. It's just daybreak and my brain is still initializing.....


Biko see mouth close!! Your so called wisdom suck!

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by LINTUNE(m): 10:50am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:


Didn't you see where I made a disclaimer that my brain was still initializing that morning? Be asking me now. Lol...
alright, better, its a normal phenomenon though, especially when one is just recovering from hangover...happy new yr..
Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Twoclans(f): 10:51am On Jan 02, 2021
pocohantas:
The polygamous gender is scared of being cheated on. One would have thought with how you guys encourage sleeping around- you’ll understand that a fellow bro has to nut somewhere. Sometimes with receipts...

Sha don’t kill yourselves like the FCMB woman’s husband. Men are not built for such pain.grin

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Nobody: 10:51am On Jan 02, 2021
samuelpeters:

Hahahaha!
End my life/joy?

I would be happy knowing that she didn't succeed in shoving down the bastard down by throat. grin

©️2021.

I hope you read the story of that banker that trended yesterday. What killed him eventually? I hear you.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by just2endowed: 10:52am On Jan 02, 2021
decimator:
Just did mine in Nov 2020. 2 children and myself cost 250k.
Test excluded me as the biological one. I plan to sue her for false allegation, character assassination, obtaining by tricks etc. except I get a public apology.

Can you share how the beginning was and how you suspect those children weren't yours?

Am. So sorry for the betrayer

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