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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by NOETHNICITY(m): 11:03am On Jan 02, 2021
Greenishland:
Wahala for who no marry born again wife o grin
Don't be deceived bro.
Been pyanking many bornagain girls for ages.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Damfostopper(m): 11:03am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:
Why would you even marry a woman you don't trust well enough in the first place?

It serves you guys right because when they say marry in the Lord, you'll laugh yourselves to scorn now you're all running Helter skelter like headless chickens looking for DNA that is not lost.

I want big boobs, I want big bumbum, I want beautiful face. At the last, no peace of mind as every man wants her too.

Marry the will of God and have some peace.

Nobody should come for me o. It's just daybreak and my brain is still initializing.....

so uve made sense now....and the family is looking forward to benefiting from this one

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by igboamakaaa: 11:03am On Jan 02, 2021
Fiscus105:


Forget about religion or no religion, many of you guy deliberately entered trap, I witnessed countless of such failed marriages, crazy about outward just because it's ur spec, usually bring tears

Many of you go into relationships with woman from beginning base on lust even if she is not virtious woman since its ur spec no problem


I believe you guy used to brag that club girls are marrying on weekly basis na

So, you now advice that men should marry "church girls" (of whom vast percentage are retired "club girls" as you termed them)

Bro/Sis, while i was in Nigeria, i witnessed the highest levels of hypocrisy from the congregations in the Nigerian church. Lots of friends whose wives became wildings married from the "virteous ladies" in the church who wear flowing gowns, puff handed clothes, sweep the church from morning till night and never miss shiloh revivals.

Yet immediately after they got married, Bam!! It all changed, the true adulterous whores in them came out. One even did courtship for a whopping 4 years.(how can a lady perfect the act of deceit for 4 years).

I'd rather advice guys to marry ladies that display their true character flaws before hand so they can know what they're dealing with. Virteous my ass, infact a virteous woman would rarely describe herself as such, its always the opposite for the opportunists who mask under Religion to sell themselves as "wife material" after retiring from years of whoring.

No one is sure of marrying a good wife based on his human perception of who/what is good and virteous. It's Only God who sees what we do in secret that can give a good wife/husband, that's why its advised to pray earnestly before marriage (not consulting a pastor/priest to choose your wife from his congregation).

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by generationz(f): 11:04am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:
Why would you even marry a woman you don't trust well enough in the first place?

It serves you guys right because when they say marry in the Lord, you'll laugh yourselves to scorn now you're all running Helter skelter like headless chickens looking for DNA that is not lost.

I want big boobs, I want big bumbum, I want beautiful face. At the last, no peace of mind as every man wants her too.

Marry the will of God and have some peace.

Nobody should come for me o. It's just daybreak and my brain is still initializing.....


I agree with the last part for both men and women. God can show you the true heart of the person you want to marry but DNA test is still important for none Christians.
Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by SenecaTheYonger: 11:05am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:


If my man has extra 350k, he won't throw it around carelessly for some DNA bullcrap because I'm a virtous and faithful partner.

You can keep throwing your 350k away because of wrong choices you made while my man invests his for our lovely children.

It’s the fact that you think 350k, a child’s one term school fees is an investment.... lmao.

Anyway, from how defensive you’ve gotten and how emotional you are, it would seem you may have cheated on your partner in the past before you stopped.

Well even if he does a DNA test you will not know unless he is not the father, so rest.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by ProphetM0hammad: 11:05am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:


No.. I don't want to seduce anyone this new year. tongue
Lol,
You were right when you said your brain was till initiallizing.
You are now sounding as if it stopped at 14%

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Nobody: 11:06am On Jan 02, 2021
ProphetM0hammad:

Lol,
You were right when you said your brain was till initiallizing.
You are now sounding as if it stopped at 14%


SMH.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by SeunNotOwner: 11:06am On Jan 02, 2021
AltCtrlDel:


Alot of men are interested in this. I hope it's affordable. Last time I checked it cost about N350,000 per person

That money will marry another wife in the North, get her a home and business and will be happy for a year
Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Karleb(m): 11:06am On Jan 02, 2021
intruder15:


A lot of people indeed. Yet the recent statistics states less than 4% of Nigerians have 500k and above in their account.

If u want to lie, at least lie small small.

4 percent? Oga where did you get that statistics?
Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by tgmservice: 11:07am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:
Why would you even marry a woman you don't trust well enough in the first place?

It serves you guys right because when they say marry in the Lord, you'll laugh yourselves to scorn now you're all running Helter skelter like headless chickens looking for DNA that is not lost.

I want big boobs, I want big bumbum, I want beautiful face. At the last, no peace of mind as every man wants her too.

Marry the will of God and have some peace.

Nobody should come for me o. It's just daybreak and my brain is still initializing.....

mumu statement.

Even d women you think you trust will still betray you

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Aflix(m): 11:07am On Jan 02, 2021
pocohantas:
The polygamous gender is scared of being cheated on. One would have thought with how you guys encourage sleeping around- you’ll understand that a fellow bro has to nut somewhere. Sometimes with receipts...

Sha don’t kill yourselves like the FCMB woman’s husband. Men are not built for such pain.grin
What an insensitive post lipsrsealed lipsrsealed. The man you are making fun of might have been very faithful to his wife.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Solatium(m): 11:07am On Jan 02, 2021
i think it cost around 78k the last time I heard. Check with Synlab
Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by crafteck(m): 11:08am On Jan 02, 2021
120 to 150k but as dollar don increase maybe 180,price is per pair
Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Raalsalghul: 11:08am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:
Why would you even marry a woman you don't trust well enough in the first place?

It serves you guys right because when they say marry in the Lord, you'll laugh yourselves to scorn now you're all running Helter skelter like headless chickens looking for DNA that is not lost.

I want big boobs, I want big bumbum, I want beautiful face. At the last, no peace of mind as every man wants her too.

Marry the will of God and have some peace.

Nobody should come for me o. It's just daybreak and my brain is still initializing.....


Why do you like talking out of point?

Listen and listen very well, no one is to be trusted even if they fell from heaven

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Aflix(m): 11:08am On Jan 02, 2021
Whiteshield:


A fellow bro has to nut somewhere, usually in a public bin. If you decide to be that public bin, no a problem. Just carry your litany of bastards and move to your father's house.
Damn...

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Heartdanny(f): 11:08am On Jan 02, 2021
Me that my kids resemble my husband from head to toe even my son and one of my brother in-laws child that is of the same age are mistaken as twice by people, because they are mirror image of each other. This DNA wahala no concern me at all. If my husband like make him carry dem go to the best hospital in the world for a DNA test I no care. Las las na him money him go go waste.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Nobody: 11:08am On Jan 02, 2021
SenecaTheYonger:


It’s the fact that you think 350k, a child’s one term school fees is an investment.... lmao.

Anyway, from how defensive you’ve gotten and how emotional you are, it would seem you may have cheated on your partner in the past before you stopped.

Well even if he does a DNA test you will not know unless he is not the father, so rest.


So paying your children school fee is not an investment?? I bow to your reasoning here o...

Anyways, don't get it twisted. I don't subscribe to premarital sex, so how would I even cheat on anyone?

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Zoey95: 11:09am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:



Don't mind them. They know themselves. After messing about during relationship, they now expect to become saints in marriage overnight.

after u av done the do, and did all bad thing you will now come and be using as the only sin in the world, and low key. it's peeps like you that do. worse bed undefiled kee you, no be same church pastors dey knack sisters, youth leader dey knack sister coordinator, choir master dey knack choristers. just don't let some one offend God. latter u will be saying my daddy,bro in the lord. make Una fear God.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by etrouble: 11:11am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:
Why would you even marry a woman you don't trust well enough in the first place?

It serves you guys right because when they say marry in the Lord, you'll laugh yourselves to scorn now you're all running Helter skelter like headless chickens looking for DNA that is not lost.

I want big boobs, I want big bumbum, I want beautiful face. At the last, no peace of mind as every man wants her too.

Marry the will of God and have some peace.

Nobody should come for me o. It's just daybreak and my brain is still initializing.....


Holy Mary the mother of Christ was not ugly. She was very beautiful with corresponding natural assets.

If you are ugly, don’t envy the beautiful ones.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by SenecaTheYonger: 11:11am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:



So paying your children school fee is not an investment?? I bow to your reasoning here o...

Anyways, don't get it twisted. I don't subscribe to premarital sex, so how would I even cheat on anyone?

1 term school fees is not an investment. If you father only paid for one semester and stopped would you say he has invested in you? Obviously completing yearly payment for 4 years is an investment.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Arsenate(m): 11:11am On Jan 02, 2021
pocohantas:
The polygamous gender is scared of being cheated on. One would have thought with how you guys encourage sleeping around- you’ll understand that a fellow bro has to nut somewhere. Sometimes with receipts...

Sha don’t kill yourselves like the FCMB woman’s husband. Men are not built for such pain.grin
He's a blue pilled beta simp, that's why he felt the pain. A red pilled bro is numbed to hurt from women and immune to their manipulations. Sees their bullshiiit kilometres away. Women hate the red pill because they want to have the advantage in the dating arena.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Raalsalghul: 11:12am On Jan 02, 2021
JBoy9:



I didn't mean to be rude. Besides, it is a new year. But madam, with all due respect, your phone light seems to be brighter than your brain

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Blakjewelry(m): 11:13am On Jan 02, 2021
Arsenate:

Well said. cheesy
They should explain to their bastards why "daddy" kicked them out and why they aren't going to lead "normal" lives like other kids, I'm sure it'll make a good bed time story. Men should keep doing the DNA tests.
Hmmm but it's not the kids fault so stop pouring the hate on them
Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by SenecaTheYonger: 11:13am On Jan 02, 2021
intruder15:


A lot of people indeed. Yet the recent statistics states less than 4% of Nigerians have 500k and above in their account.

If u want to lie, at least lie small small.

4% of what? 4% of 200 million? Are we going to pretend that you don’t understand statistics? Are the 200 million Nigerians within the age of holding a job?
Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Kingdavid3: 11:13am On Jan 02, 2021
Pls visit d address in d attachment,it's around 80k

www.humgene.com

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by intruder15(m): 11:13am On Jan 02, 2021
Karleb:


4 percent? Oga where did you get that statistics?



Google it.
Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by checkolatunji: 11:14am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:


Do you trust boko haram? Go spend a night in sambisa forest even without losing any guard and see tongue.

You are daft

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Nobody: 11:15am On Jan 02, 2021
pocohantas:
The polygamous gender is scared of being cheated on. One would have thought with how you guys encourage sleeping around- you’ll understand that a fellow bro has to nut somewhere. Sometimes with receipts...

Sha don’t kill yourselves like the FCMB woman’s husband. Men are not built for such pain.grin
I'm taking awa shildren to go and do DNA test, I don't trust you again.
Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by YoungboyNBA(m): 11:15am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:
Why would you even marry a woman you don't trust well enough in the first place?

It serves you guys right because when they say marry in the Lord, you'll laugh yourselves to scorn now you're all running Helter skelter like headless chickens looking for DNA that is not lost.

I want big boobs, I want big bumbum, I want beautiful face. At the last, no peace of mind as every man wants her too.

Marry the will of God and have some peace.

Nobody should come for me o. It's just daybreak and my brain is still initializing.....



Actually your brain is a hundred percent fully functional.

All this big bum and shit ain't fooling the niggar. I might be weird,hit tempered,street niggar but hey, I'ma date a church girl rather.
All this their complain is one of the disadvantages of running after big boobs and bum. I love 'em slim,smart and morally upright.

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Fiscus105(m): 11:16am On Jan 02, 2021
igboamakaaa:

So, you now advice that men should marry "church girls" (of whom vast percentage are retired "club girls" as you termed them)

Bro/Sis, while i was in Nigeria, i witnessed the highest levels of hypocrisy from the congregations in the Nigerian church. Lots of friends whose wives became wildings married from the "virteous ladies" in the church who wear flowing gowns, puff handed clothes, sweep the church from morning till night and never miss shiloh revivals.

Yet immediately after they got married, Bam!! It all changed, the true adulterous whores in them came out. One even did courtship for a whopping 4 years.(how can a lady perfect the act of deceit for 4 years).

I'd rather advice guys to marry ladies that display their true character flaws before hand so they can know what they're dealing with. Virteous my ass, infact a virteous woman would rarely describe herself as such, its always the opposite for the opportunists who mask under Religion to sell themselves as "wife material" after retiring from years of whoring.

No one is sure of marrying a good wife based on his human perception of who/what is good and virteous. It's Only God who sees what we do in secret that can give a good wife/husband, that's why its advised to pray earnestly before marriage (not consulting a pastor/priest to choose your wife from his congregation).


I stop reading from wen you mentioned church girls. Go and reread my post I underline whr I wrote church girl,

I think I wrote about virtuous woman and not going for lust believing ur spec

I don't know if you married, no matter how your spec is, you will tire of all goodies less than one year

The two factors that will continue oiling the engine of your marriage are good characters and genuine love you have for each other aside other physical factor.

If you don't want to marry church girls you are free to marry Arab or shrine girls my brother

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Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by Oshokalo: 11:16am On Jan 02, 2021
CalliDora1:
Why would you even marry a woman you don't trust well enough in the first place?

It serves you guys right because when they say marry in the Lord, you'll laugh yourselves to scorn now you're all running Helter skelter like headless chickens looking for DNA that is not lost.

I want big boobs, I want big bumbum, I want beautiful face. At the last, no peace of mind as every man wants her too.

Marry the will of God and have some peace.

Nobody should come for me o. It's just daybreak and my brain is still initializing.....

the wailer don't have the aforementioned,I pray u receive miracle of front and back

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