'Prick e no get shoulder,if e put him head the rest go enter' - Brymo

Calibrator:
Funniest lyricist in Nigeria is Erriga.



No contest.

Zenor23:
"As a real Lagos Island boy,I no dey trust anything.Mo le fi condom gan masturbate'-Jhybo in Iya Yin
" When you get golden teeth,everything go dey funny"-Jhybo in Jibola Jasper

Sonnobax15:

Freedom of speech is guaranteed,but freedom after speech I no guarantee..#Olamide

Dagger111:
Na this kind thing BKsoul dey comment on.

MrOjay1:
I've listened to so many brain depreciating lyrics from our Naija musicians. I'm not talking about the normal meaningless catchphrases like Zlatan's 'Kapaichumarichupako' or Davido's 'Shekpe', I mean lines that defy the law of reasoning and basic comprehension or just outright hilarious.These are my few picks from the lots arranged in no particular order:

'From the bed to the bedroom'-Iyanya ft DonJazzy-Gift

'Like the statue of liberty, nobody knows tomorrow' - Psquare-Testimony.

'From Lagos to London,she shake her bumbum' - D'banj-kukere remix

'Your g.f be like carpenter, every night she dey knack me." - Cashlord-king kong contest

'Prick e no get shoulder,if e put him head the rest go enter' - Brymo

'Dem say I dey ball too much like a testis' - Davido ft Naeto C-Back when

Then,Davido's 'like dat' song is on another level and as such deserves a special mention.I really doubted my sanity after listening to it

'Deeper life is sister.
Sister life is deeper
Hossannah Sussanah Sutannah'

You can add yours

Greenback:
Achukulekejikpajikparikpamkpam,I must to be your lover ripaparipa-kpamkpamkpam... Bulshtt from Rema.


....usainBolt away at the speed of sound....Alimi Afonja



Lzaa

Goalnaldo:
Is what you do with the banana, go determine if you go get house for banana
Erima show yourself. Do what you do.
You fit use keyanmata, you fit use juju.
They don play me your tape for artillery
You dey use hmm collect boys salary

Olamide featuring omah lay---- INFINITY

adonnii:
that banana fall on you.. from davido whoa kinda lyrics is that.. my precious banana that i use to eat with groundnuts

Branzy:
Erigga (problem no dy finish) - to be man for this country hard why you think say bobo discharge.

Madibahisback:
Davido so crazy
"" "" Yeah, she no be regular (regular, regular) Regular damager Yes, her body na massacre (yeah) Na she dey make me dey gbasaga Y-You got me feelin' blue, somethin' like Avatar (Avatar) You make me want to sign you, fire my manager"" '''
Davido holy ground
"" She call me brother, I call her sister too Mama so fine, she got like six tattoos If she was a city, she be Timbuktu My holy ground, baby, I run to"

NextBuhari:
Mummy I want drink small stout

Mayor101010:
Thank God say God no ungodly- Omah Lay

MIRACOOD1:
_{I too like woman x500
I no dey gboro}
REMA- WOMAN

lenghtinny:
One Hennessey twenty men geng - Mayorkun

That guy can easily pass for a comedian with his catchy flows and hooks

Angelacruz:
Ikpa udoh...his music are all wack

kenzysmith:
Me I never dey worry now Baba God they bring this money na Anita done bring konji for me by davido whizkid own am jonzing every day every night am jonzing. this are the two dumb artiste fans go dey argue on top their heads.

ronaldbecky:
lolz..during my university days..
laugh wan kill me die..cant remember d musician dat sang dat song...this pikin,shut up..waitin u wan drink..