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What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Nobody: 11:07am On Feb 21, 2021
So this beautiful sunday morning I was invited by a friend to a new church, but I came late. So therefore I sat at the back seat with the protocols behind me, I so much felt like a late comer, and the most unimaginable thing happened....

there's an usher right behind tryna give me a shoulder massage or yank my boobs from right behind me like seriously

So guys and ladies what would be your reaction if.

an opposte sex is trying to seduce you in church. How would you react?
Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Jeon(f): 11:10am On Feb 21, 2021
perkyB:
So this beautiful sunday morning I was invited by a friend to a new church, but I came late. So therefore I sat at the back seat with the protocols behind me, I so much felt like a late comer, and the most unimaginable thing happened....

there's an usher right behind tryna give me a shoulder massage or yank my boobs from right behind me like seriously

So guys and ladies what would be your reaction if.

an opposte sex is trying to seduce you in church. How would you react?


confront him.

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Offpoint1: 11:14am On Feb 21, 2021
The Usher didn't see all the females in the church for ages to "Yank" their boobs, yours as a first timer is the one he saw.


All these ladies with peanuts size boobs sef.

'perkyB = perky boob, which shows you carry your breast for head like gala.

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by InfernoNig: 11:15am On Feb 21, 2021
Was your cleavage showing?

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Sundrus: 11:17am On Feb 21, 2021
U for warn am publicly...so that next time him go respect himself. Most times na una ladies dey encourage the stupidity of some randy uncouth men...e come be like say una dey like the nastiness of these men. undecided

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Freestainworld(m): 11:17am On Feb 21, 2021
Let's see how your chest looks like, I want to check something

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by McEphiks(m): 11:18am On Feb 21, 2021
perkyB:
So this beautiful sunday morning I was invited by a friend to a new church, but I came late. So therefore I sat at the back seat with the protocols behind me, I so much felt like a late comer, and the most unimaginable thing happened....

there's an usher right behind tryna give me a shoulder massage or yank my boobs from right behind me like seriously

So guys and ladies what would be your reaction if.

an opposte sex is trying to seduce you in church. How would you react?

Wahala wear bone straight.
Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Nobody: 11:26am On Feb 21, 2021
InfernoNig:
Was your cleavage showing?
he is standing right above me from bhind so yeah he'll def see my cleavage
Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by McEphiks(m): 11:29am On Feb 21, 2021
perkyB:
he is standing right above me from bhind so yeah he'll def see my cleavage

If your cleavage were properly covered even if he's standing on Mount Everest he won't see a thing.

He's a perv yes, but ladies should learn to be decent and modest in their appearance.

Work on it! Na church you dey go na sister.

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by McEphiks(m): 11:38am On Feb 21, 2021
You're obsessed with Nigerian men.

Sapphiere do pass you.

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Nobody: 11:44am On Feb 21, 2021
Offpoint1:
The Usher didn't see all the females in the church for ages to "Yank" their boobs, yours as a first timer is the one he saw.


All these ladies with peanuts size boobs sef.

'perkyB = perky boob, which shows you carry your breast for heavy like gala.
Go school you say na scam...pls reread my post am seating in the ushers corner
Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Offpoint1: 11:52am On Feb 21, 2021
perkyB:
Go school you say na scam...pls reread my post am seating in the ushers corner
I no need to re-read anything madam perky boob. If Usher touch your perky boob, confront am or report to pastor... NO come dey seek strangers validation madam perky boobs.

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by McEphiks(m): 11:54am On Feb 21, 2021
Offpoint1:

I no need to re-read anything madam perky boob. If Usher touch your perky boob, confront am or report to pastor... NO come dey seek strangers validation madam perky boobs.

Joy no dey your finger this morning at all.

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Nobody: 11:59am On Feb 21, 2021
Offpoint1:

I no need to re-read anything madam perky boob. If Usher touch your perky boob, confront am or report to pastor... NO come dey seek strangers validation madam perky boobs.
OFFPOINT
OFFPOINT pls stay clear if you have nothing meaningful to contribute stop typing OFFPOINT
Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Offpoint1: 12:02pm On Feb 21, 2021
McEphiks:


Joy no dey your finger this morning at all.
grin zero joy my brother...

The baby dey vex me. Person touch your boobs you no sound and follow up with serious warning... You run carry matter come online.

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Offpoint1: 12:04pm On Feb 21, 2021
perkyB:
OFFPOINT

mr OFFPOINT pls stay if you have nothing meaningful to contribute stop typing OFFPOINT
Bae I dey reason you dey truth, you know wetin you supposed do... Our reaction no go untouched the touched perky boobs

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Nobody: 12:14pm On Feb 21, 2021
Offpoint1:

Bae I dey reason you dey truth, you know wetin you supposed do... Our reaction no go untouched the touched perky boobs
ok pls leave
Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Offpoint1: 12:23pm On Feb 21, 2021
perkyB:
ok pls leave
OK ma'am. Have a great day ahead.

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by shadowmancer(m): 12:35pm On Feb 21, 2021
perkyB:
So this beautiful sunday morning I was invited by a friend to a new church, but I came late. So therefore I sat at the back seat with the protocols behind me, I so much felt like a late comer, and the most unimaginable thing happened....

there's an usher right behind tryna give me a shoulder massage or yank my boobs from right behind me like seriously

So guys and ladies what would be your reaction if.

an opposte sex is trying to seduce you in church. How would you react?
Church is a place of corrupt practices just not as worse as the decay that occurs in the mosque both of which foolish blacks are brainwashed by religious mental programming to worship the two gods of their slave masters which are miyetti-allah and yaweh-jehovah, so, what do you expect ?

Is that why you came to drop that distractive comment you made on that topic about landless fulani black arab terrorists who has been murdering everyone indigenous to their ancestral land on their ancestral land since 1804 when their Arab jihadist forebearers invaded our ancestral lands since 1804?

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Sonnobax15(m): 12:37pm On Feb 21, 2021
tongue
So op,after tapping the current,did his plug spark? "Yes or no".

Tell us...we want to know now now

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by RRodwave(m): 12:39pm On Feb 21, 2021
Offpoint1:
The Usher didn't see all the females in the church for ages to "Yank" their boobs, yours as a first timer is the one he saw.


All these ladies with peanuts size boobs sef.

'perkyB = perky boob, which shows you carry your breast for heavy like gala.

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by InfernoNig: 12:45pm On Feb 21, 2021
perkyB:
he is standing right above me from bhind so yeah he'll def see my cleavage

I can only imagine what he was thinking from up there.

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by BaeMercy(f): 12:52pm On Feb 21, 2021
He is a Pervert, not like he even knows you
He is one of those people who abuse kids in church, the fact that he is even an usher surprised me
Next time he does something like this to you, you should hit his hand very hard that it will draw the attention of some members in the church
For him to be an usher it means he is highly respected in the church but they don't know he is dirty...

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Nobody: 12:56pm On Feb 21, 2021
show us the picture of those succulent boobs of yours or...

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by JOACHINpedro: 12:57pm On Feb 21, 2021
Offpoint1:
The Usher didn't see all the females in the church for ages to "Yank" their boobs, yours as a first timer is the one he saw.


All these ladies with peanuts size boobs sef.

'perkyB = perky boob, which shows you carry your breast for heavy like gala.

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by KidDarkness(m): 1:24pm On Feb 21, 2021
perkyB:
So this beautiful sunday morning I was invited by a friend to a new church, but I came late. So therefore I sat at the back seat with the protocols behind me, I so much felt like a late comer, and the most unimaginable thing happened....

there's an usher right behind tryna give me a shoulder massage or yank my boobs from right behind me like seriously

So guys and ladies what would be your reaction if.

an opposte sex is trying to seduce you in church. How would you react?
The guy is wicked. Your first time in the church, he didn't even allow your boobs to relax and settle and the next thing he did is to use scoop to try to yank them all in the name of " it was a mistake" if confronted. I'm sure that you are not the first girl he tried that to. A part of me is wishing you changed it for him in ORUBEBE STYLE.

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by sollye: 1:25pm On Feb 21, 2021
17am On Feb 20
Hello Everyone please my brother base in Australia he need a Nigerian lady who base in Australia for a relationship.

The requirements are as follows.

✓ Must be a Christian (Preferably Catholic)
✓ Must be Igbo ( preferably Anambra )
✓ Based in Australia
✓ 5ft in height , Student or working class
✓ Age range 25- 32years.
✓ Tall, brown skinned, not too chubby

He is 6feet tall, his cool headed , super intelligent , looking for a serious relationship.
My whatapp number is 07088994380

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by mosdii(m): 1:59pm On Feb 21, 2021
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Nobody: 2:55pm On Feb 21, 2021
mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them
ma man

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Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Stephenmoka4(m): 4:49pm On Feb 21, 2021
Why would anyone want to do that in the church, confront him
Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Nobody: 7:33pm On Feb 21, 2021
shadowmancer:

Church is a place of corrupt practices just not as worse as the decay that occurs in the mosque both of which foolish blacks are brainwashed by religious mental programming to worship the two gods of their slave masters which are miyetti-allah and yaweh-jehovah, so, what do you expect ?

Is that why you came to drop that distractive comment you made on that topic about landless fulani black arab terrorists who has been murdering everyone indigenous to their ancestral land on their ancestral land since 1804 when their Arab jihadist forebearers invaded our ancestral lands since 1804?
huh? what? Tf?

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