chingle5:
This OP guy dey lie....e lie pass lie muhammad... .... We know say u just dey give us uninterrupted supply of lie but we like am like dat how dog go big like lion mosquitoes like bat diz OP just burst my brain left and right hmmmmm God dey watch you ooooooo... Kontinue...sharing the lies

Actually I've seen two dogs bigger than a lion. They're rare but they exist. But they were gentle giants

Raychee:


Actually I've seen two dogs bigger than a lion. They're rare but they exist. But they were gentle giants

Yes, dogs that big are always very gentle and slow. That's why I don't believe the O.P is telling a true story. Funny read though..

please oooo continue op

u need to see the way I was laughing early this morning...... Op please come and complete ur story

Guy u nor well at alllll....

;Domo i don laugh tire

wat will cockroaches look like

Traininghub:

A little humour to ease the stress doesn't hurt. We know it's fiction but it's hilarious, he might be broke now doesn't mean he'll be broke for life. Try to dey laugh and not look down on people, wahala no dey finish and no one knows what the future holds.
Iré ooo.

I love you for this Comment.

Na why I no dey like this kyn story... Op thunder go fire you if you no complete the tori o

I don laugh tire this morning.

Op come and continue, I can't wait again.

Very scintillating read.

I also want you to reshock my shock

OP complete what you started o

RealGboy:
immediately I turned right to see who was greeting me . Lo and behold I saw the most beautiful creature ever , the babe must be in her early twenties , not fair not dark but glowing , she's got curves , dimples and was blessed both front and back ,

How I was able to see all these in just 2 seconds is another topic entirely , I greeted her back and introduced myself as the new tenant ( seeing the babe automatically made me certain Its a good house after all).

I told her my name and she replied with her name adding that she's the landlord daughter ,

I replied ooh nice to meet you , that's when I noticed her carrying some bats about 3 bats in a parker .

I was shocked again and I asked her if bats do come to the compound ,she looked surprise and asked me where I saw bat .I pointed to her hand and she laughed and said "No these are just mosquitoes"..

"Jesussssss " I screamed ,she smiled and told me it's nothing to worry about she also assured me that she will put me through on how to stop them from coming into my room..

When I heard that my senses flew away , " Are you sure you would put me through" I asked again .
She replied yeah ,she then ask if I am married and I quickly replied that I'm not married and very single ..
She just smiled and said " Me too" ..

Before I could say anything else the caretaker showed up ,and the girl excuse us assuring me that she will check on me later ..

When the caretaker asked "How far u like the house ?". I replied yes yes .it's a beautiful place with beautiful animals .(up till now I still couldn't believe I said that )..

We proceeded to the ATM,I withdrew the money ,signed agreement,paid and collected key.
There was not much to do in the room , except for the door net ,

I was introduced to someone that could help me fix the net ,I paid and left for my friend house ,the thought of the babe has clouded my mind and I totally forgot about the

Dog that looked like Lion
Rat that looked like Cat
Mosquito that looked like bat ..


I got home that night unknown to me that my troubles had just began





Typing..

9ice one

o.p ooooooooohhhhh...
o.p come and finish what you started ooohhhhh






WARNING: Do not read this in public!!!

This op dey ment i swear

Oga OP good morning ooo. Day don break since na

O boy come oo

Even in my dream, dis ur torri still de make me laff.... WAITING.....

Oga op come and finish ur story oooo.. Can't stop laughing

Who are these idiots quoting the whole write up??!

OMG I can't stop laughing, please continue

Bitmapstudios come and read..Lol

Walai u r a comedian...lwkm

Oh my God, you really made my day! Still waiting anyway....

lala self don read op story laugh tire and push it to front page


Op you are doing well

laughing like a madman here o

Nice story

RealGboy:
I have been house hunting for a while now.
My plan was to get at least a one bedroom self contain, but the price was too high, the least I got was 150k (agreement/commission inclusive). And I have just 60k, my friend decided to introduce me to one caretaker and the man told me there is a house of 1500 per month and with agreement and commission it would cost me 50k to start but that it is a face me I face you.

He also assured me that it is a good place and infact a steal, he said the landlord made it so cheap because he's a man of God. Na so my joy increased and without further ado I told him to let us go check the place out.

We arranged to go there in the afternoon but it was delayed and we later got there round 6pm
On getting there I realized that it is a gated compound which is a plus for me, but when we got there the caretaker refused to enter even though the gate was unlocked, he started calling one of the tenant to pls come and open the gate
I asked him why and he said there is a Dog in the compound and nobody dares enter carelessly, he said even the landlord had slept outside the gate many times because of the Dog.

I was shocked and I find it both hilarious and stupid, a whole landlord that could not enter his own compound because of tenant's dog. While we were still talking the Dog owner came out, called the dog chained it and then ask us to come in.

When we entered my heart jumped cos i saw a big lion I started screaming lion!!!! Lion !!! Lion!!!..
The caretaker told me to relax and said it's not a lion but a Dog, when I heard Dog my jaw dropped, na Dog big like this, I'm 5.7ft tall and this Dog is almost my height and very robust ,na there I understand why the landlord sleep outside.

I told the Dog owner who introduced himself to me as brother Charles that this animal should be in a zoo but he just laughed and told me I will understand the reasons why the Dog is there later.

We proceeded into the house, which is a one storey building, there is a borehole in the compound which means water is not a problem.
On getting to the room I was to rent, immediately we opened the Door, Me and the caretaker was almost ambushed by cats, big big cats, about four of them, when they saw us they rushed towards us in an attempt to flee and for the second time in few minutes my heart jumped again.

My shock was reshocked when the caretaker told me that once I fix the Door net the rats won't be able to enter, I thought he made a mistake so I told him "you mean Cat" he said no that those animals are rats.

Omo I gave up, I didn't know when I screamed ahhhhhhhhh, but why all the animals for this compound con big pass normal size now I asked him..he assured me that it's nothing and it is only big because I'm seeing it for the first time and by the time I get used to them it won't be special anymore..

I just lost I wanted to give up on the house but the room was actually big and clean, and the ceiling was p.o.p the man was right when he said it is a steal..

The caretaker told me to check it out myself why he quickly goes out to recieve a call..
Na there I con dey wonder, Dog be like Lion. Rat be like Cat.

Wetin mosquito go con be like ?..
While I was still wondering I heard soft female voice greeting me.

Typing ...

I like your strong sense of imagination and a good writing skill. Continue, your fable is quite interesting !

This is the most hilarious thing I don read this year so far... I don laugh shit for pants ... Nice one op

lol my shock was re shocked

Despite my illness, I can't stopped laughing. God bless u OP