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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Nobody: 3:37pm On Mar 13, 2021
GreenGlob:



Your profile is a reflection of yourself. A bitter depressed soul.


Rather than smear. Why don't you tell the forum what transpired between myself and you.

You wrote a project with over 40% Plagiarisms,I asked you to rewrite,you did and returned with 30% plagiarisms,I turned it down and sent you the plagiarism report file. Rather than rewrite the Plagiarisms you flared call me a scammer and blocked me.


It took me five days to rework the project though I lost the trust of my client and he refused hiring me cause of the long time it took


Tell me how much I cheated you. Inspire of the Plagiarisms in the work,I sent you 4000 Naira to go with and bore the loss.

How then did I cheat you ? Blackmailer tell me


Moses needed 150,000 Naira urgently to pay for his school clearance,the project paid half 75,000 Naira


What you didn't know was each of us have had urgent need I committed 100,000 Naira esh across board


When you chose to not work with me did I force myself on you or said my life couldn't move on without you ?


Why blackmailing me ?

You seem like a prolific writer yourself and I think I beleive his claim over yours because your post looks like someone that's looking for free work

We know una type

CC: Emmzy201

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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by lawalosky(m): 3:41pm On Mar 13, 2021
Where is op?
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Kolenda(m): 3:42pm On Mar 13, 2021
GreenGlob:


To build is hard. It is easy to smear. Please mention one person who worked with me and got blocked or that I dimissed. I am waiting with proofs of your claim. Rather the forum is waiting. As for my team, each has received 100k . I'm waiting for your proofs
Please how do I work with you?
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Nobody: 3:46pm On Mar 13, 2021
GreenGlob:


To build is hard. It is easy to smear. Please mention one person who worked with me and got blocked or that I dimissed. I am waiting with proofs of your claim. Rather the forum is waiting. As for my team, each has received 100k . I'm waiting for your proofs


Each of your team has received 100k


Be fearing God na


Which Kain 3D Lie be this


CC: Emmzy201

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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by blazepascal(m): 3:47pm On Mar 13, 2021
FreeSpirited:
How can Mods move an inconclusive story to front page.....Did the mod believe or have faith it will be concluded?
With the sheer number of abandon projects in Nigeria, I think it's unwise for mod to use faith in this matter....Now legions of readers are left hanging on a front page material for that matter .....smh for Nairaland
i was surprised when I saw this thread on fp
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by FundRaiserNg: 3:54pm On Mar 13, 2021
Op oya ooo. We are waiting for continua
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Mutaultope(m): 3:57pm On Mar 13, 2021
Have laughed to the point my daughter asked me WHAT THE MATTER WAS .....

The LION LION and CAT , RAT got me laughing .....

better continue the story ooooo

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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Ademoore07(m): 3:57pm On Mar 13, 2021
Someone should mention me when the OP is back with a banger.
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by sweetdragon2021: 4:09pm On Mar 13, 2021
Where is OP now.
Please come and complete this story oh before my Landlord gets back to the house. Then, I won't be able to laugh as much as I want because of my debt.

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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Traininghub(f): 4:30pm On Mar 13, 2021
AMI3:


Pleasè watSap me 0
08154933420 your link is not working
I did.
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by saxokay(m): 4:34pm On Mar 13, 2021
na God go judge you op see as an erderly man like me dey laugh any how

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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by KosiGee(m): 4:35pm On Mar 13, 2021
Martialb1:


If its not an offence how is it my concern nigga.
Guy tufia!!!, ur problem too much.
First na stupid opinion
Second na trying to look smart with grammar wey no fall in line with ur argument
Third na this useless point.
Guy ein be like say u no dey hear me, but make I loud am. YOU BE DOG, I NO DEY FOLLOW ANIMALS TALK CUS DEM LACK THE ABILITY TO THINK LIKE A HUMAN (u get the point now bah)

It doesn’t take much to tickle a simpleton like you.
You even questioned my use of paediatric rib!!

For a thick headed inept like you with cognition of a toddler, I didn’t expect you to grasp that... wanted to blame your mental state on drugs but that will be an insult to addicts out there.

You laughed so hard when the op mistook rats for cats...not even the closest rodent. Only idiots like you will laugh at that....then the mosquitoes for bats..that was one exaggeration too many. That also made you laugh.

One word for you...Thick....egbuwa.
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by GNBohr: 4:49pm On Mar 13, 2021
KosiGee:


It doesn’t take much to tickle a simpleton like you.
You even questioned my use of paediatric rib!!

For a thick headed inept like you with cognition of a toddler, I didn’t expect you to grasp that... wanted to blame your mental state on drugs but that will be an insult to addicts out there.

You laughed so hard when the op mistook rats for cats...not even the closest rodent. Only idiots like you will laugh at that....then the mosquitoes for bats..that was one exaggeration too many. That also made you laugh.

One word for you...Thick....egbuwa.




Take am easy. Life is not hard. Just like people watch make belief in films and weep, what's wrong in laughing at a ridiculously untrue stories. Life no hard yet knife can't cut through it.

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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Silentgroper(m): 4:55pm On Mar 13, 2021
GNBohr:


Take am easy. Life is not hard. Just like people watch make belief in films and weep, what's wrong in laughing at a ridiculously untrue stories. Life no hard yet knife can't cut through it.
Try chainsaw nw.
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Exodora: 4:57pm On Mar 13, 2021
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Collins4u1(m): 4:57pm On Mar 13, 2021
Hahahahahahahahahah
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Exodora: 4:59pm On Mar 13, 2021
Brought sit for people waiting for full gist.

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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by ncha373(m): 5:02pm On Mar 13, 2021
This op de mad

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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Tonyspecial(m): 5:03pm On Mar 13, 2021
Exodora:
Brought sit for people waiting for full gist.
mama put is on the way......

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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Martialb1(m): 5:21pm On Mar 13, 2021
KosiGee:


It doesn’t take much to tickle a simpleton like you.
You even questioned my use of paediatric rib!!

For a thick headed inept like you with cognition of a toddler, I didn’t expect you to grasp that... wanted to blame your mental state on drugs but that will be an insult to addicts out there.

You laughed so hard when the op mistook rats for cats...not even the closest rodent. Only idiots like you will laugh at that....then the mosquitoes for bats..that was one exaggeration too many. That also made you laugh.

One word for you...Thick....egbuwa.





Nigga u dey embarrass yourself ooh, if u like bring out every word from the dictionary the fact remain say u be dog nah, dey try understand my point. See weak lines u dey throw dey feel say u dey insult person, Chai. We dey laugh u for this side sha. Abi u saw dat everyone found it amusing although we knew it was just a made up story. But u as mumu wey u be feel say u smart na no find am amusing, I no blame u sha cus u still dey prove my point , DOGS no dey laugh na. Meaning say you be dog.
grin grin grin see as u dey blow grammar u no even understand just to bash person Wey pass u. I fit keep u as pet for house nah

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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Martialb1(m): 5:24pm On Mar 13, 2021
KosiGee:


It doesn’t take much to tickle a simpleton like you.
You even questioned my use of paediatric rib!!

For a thick headed inept like you with cognition of a toddler, I didn’t expect you to grasp that... wanted to blame your mental state on drugs but that will be an insult to addicts out there.

You laughed so hard when the op mistook rats for cats...not even the closest rodent. Only idiots like you will laugh at that....then the mosquitoes for bats..that was one exaggeration too many. That also made you laugh.

One word for you...Thick....egbuwa.





I dey wait make u mention me again ooh, cus I dey bored now sha so we fit jonze till 12

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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Henrydonland(m): 5:25pm On Mar 13, 2021
You people should stop quoting this kosigee of a guy because I think his killerjoy spirit is contagious.If you know,you know.


Peace.

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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by oyin3322(f): 5:27pm On Mar 13, 2021
problem no dey finish......lolzzzz
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by ihimiray(m): 5:28pm On Mar 13, 2021
K
ReneJay:
Please we are waiting
u go like amebo
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by DaInferno(m): 5:29pm On Mar 13, 2021
RealGboy:
I have been house hunting for a while now.
My plan was to get at least a one bedroom self contain, but the price was too high, the least I got was 150k (agreement/commission inclusive). And I have just 60k, my friend decided to introduce me to one caretaker and the man told me there is a house of 1500 per month and with agreement and commission it would cost me 50k to start but that it is a face me I face you.

He also assured me that it is a good place and infact a steal, he said the landlord made it so cheap because he's a man of God. Na so my joy increased and without further ado I told him to let us go check the place out.

We arranged to go there in the afternoon but it was delayed and we later got there round 6pm
On getting there I realized that it is a gated compound which is a plus for me, but when we got there the caretaker refused to enter even though the gate was unlocked, he started calling one of the tenant to pls come and open the gate
I asked him why and he said there is a Dog in the compound and nobody dares enter carelessly, he said even the landlord had slept outside the gate many times because of the Dog.

I was shocked and I find it both hilarious and stupid, a whole landlord that could not enter his own compound because of tenant's dog. While we were still talking the Dog owner came out, called the dog chained it and then ask us to come in.

When we entered my heart jumped cos i saw a big lion I started screaming lion!!!! Lion !!! Lion!!!..
The caretaker told me to relax and said it's not a lion but a Dog, when I heard Dog my jaw dropped, na Dog big like this, I'm 5.7ft tall and this Dog is almost my height and very robust ,na there I understand why the landlord sleep outside.

I told the Dog owner who introduced himself to me as brother Charles that this animal should be in a zoo but he just laughed and told me I will understand the reasons why the Dog is there later.

We proceeded into the house, which is a one storey building, there is a borehole in the compound which means water is not a problem.
On getting to the room I was to rent, immediately we opened the Door, Me and the caretaker was almost ambushed by cats, big big cats, about four of them, when they saw us they rushed towards us in an attempt to flee and for the second time in few minutes my heart jumped again.

My shock was reshocked when the caretaker told me that once I fix the Door net the rats won't be able to enter, I thought he made a mistake so I told him "you mean Cat" he said no that those animals are rats.

Omo I gave up, I didn't know when I screamed ahhhhhhhhh, but why all the animals for this compound con big pass normal size now I asked him..he assured me that it's nothing and it is only big because I'm seeing it for the first time and by the time I get used to them it won't be special anymore..

I just lost I wanted to give up on the house but the room was actually big and clean, and the ceiling was p.o.p the man was right when he said it is a steal..

The caretaker told me to check it out myself why he quickly goes out to recieve a call..
Na there I con dey wonder, Dog be like Lion. Rat be like Cat.

Wetin mosquito go con be like ?..
While I was still wondering I heard soft female voice greeting me.

Typing ...
u be idiot aswear grin grin

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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Honeysheabutter: 5:32pm On Mar 13, 2021
Nice one
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by jlinkd78(m): 5:34pm On Mar 13, 2021
I can't believe I spammed up to the 15th page looking for d concluding part of this interesting story.

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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by KosiGee(m): 5:36pm On Mar 13, 2021
Martialb1:



I dey wait make u mention me again ooh, cus I dey bored now sha so we fit jonze till 12


Have you always been stupid?
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by HRSweetness(f): 5:38pm On Mar 13, 2021
GreenGlob2:





As usual blackmails


Please post the screenshot of your fantom buddy here let the cup full today. The energy you're using in trying to pull me down,if you spent it on your ideas you would be better. But envy and covetousness won't allow me see road.


I have never disengaged one person that worked with me. Just one,atmostwriters say they are busy with school or work and take months of break which is why I have to keep seeking replacement hands.



I will pay whoever said I blocked him and you 5k each of you publish publicly here and now anyone who claimed worked for me and I blocked him or her


I'm waiting. Let's full the cup today please

But your advert is deliberately misleading! You don't pay for jobs done, rather you ask people to write for free, asking them to help you build your vision with the promise of some big pay in the future when your dream becomes a reality. Haha, such nerve.

Your misleading advert portrays you as a fraud.

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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Lomprico2: 5:39pm On Mar 13, 2021
RealGboy, come continue the story nah, people don dey already fight for here o!

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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by DaInferno(m): 5:43pm On Mar 13, 2021
RealGboy:
I couldn't sleep well in my friends house that night , my mind was already in that compound, all I could think of is the babe (iFareedah)
What a beautiful name ,

immediately it was morning, with the help of my friend I packed my few things and we head to the house ,
On getting there I checked inside and saw the Dog sleeping in it's cage before we entered,

when my friend saw the Dog he was shocked too and he refused to enter , he told me he's never seen a Lion this close ,

I laughed and told him it's just ordinary Dog na , I even assured him that the animal is a friendly one and in a bid to calm him I moved closer to the cage and said "kitty kitty " the dog looked up and surprisingly did not bark .I turned to my friend like a chairman and told him "you see say the Dog sabi me. fear fear boy "

If only someone had told me that day that the cage was unlocked I would have given my soul to the person free of charge .


While I turned my back to face my friend I heard the cage opening,.

at first I decided not to panic but you see that my friend the guy no dey use Dog play at all and.before I could say jack he took to his heels running like usain bolt and screaming chimoooo I don die..


Omo without waiting for further instructions I followed him and this lion followed us ., I thought my end has come , the funny thing was that i did not know where that speed came from but I caught up with my friend and even left him behind , next thing I heard my friend's voice crying and screaming " Nonso abeg wait, wait for me ".. with tears in my eyes I just replied "No vex my brother" .."Abeg no vex "but I couldn't wait ..

The Dog got hold of my friend's leg and threw him off , pounced on him and gave him strange bite , my friend was able to find a stick and attack the Dog back , passerby joined to help him and before long they were able to chase the Dog away.. .

I couldn't see all these at that time because I just kept running ,to make matters worse strangers that saw me also joined me in running, nobody was asking questions ,u see us just join us. Na when I finally stop I realized about 30 people were behind me and we were all gasping for air

,one man managed to ask me " O boy Wetin really happen na ,why u dey run " when I told them it was because of a Dog,. They got angry and started insulting me .

I later realized that the Man who asked me the question was a driver and the people behind him were mostly his passengers,he dumped his bus and followed me in running because they thought cultist or fulani herdsmen were killing people.

If not for some elderly women they would have beaten me up that day, they then told me not to be running carelessly like again o...


I called my friend number after settling down , at first he did not pick , and I was scared for him , when he later picked , it was curses upon curses , the guy no even let me explain before he hang up. But I was happy to even hear his voice atleast he's alive..
I called a bikeman to take me back home and the guy said that it would cost me 700 ,that's when I realized I have really travelled far. On getting home






Typing ...



On getting home ..
in all my years here on NL, I have not laughed so hard and fell on the ground...even my tv remote dn fall scatter.

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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by akigbemaru: 5:48pm On Mar 13, 2021
RealGboy:
I have been house hunting for a while now.
My plan was to get at least a one bedroom self contain, but the price was too high, the least I got was 150k (agreement/commission inclusive). And I have just 60k, my friend decided to introduce me to one caretaker and the man told me there is a house of 1500 per month and with agreement and commission it would cost me 50k to start but that it is a face me I face you.

He also assured me that it is a good place and infact a steal, he said the landlord made it so cheap because he's a man of God. Na so my joy increased and without further ado I told him to let us go check the place out.

We arranged to go there in the afternoon but it was delayed and we later got there round 6pm
On getting there I realized that it is a gated compound which is a plus for me, but when we got there the caretaker refused to enter even though the gate was unlocked, he started calling one of the tenant to pls come and open the gate
I asked him why and he said there is a Dog in the compound and nobody dares enter carelessly, he said even the landlord had slept outside the gate many times because of the Dog.

I was shocked and I find it both hilarious and stupid, a whole landlord that could not enter his own compound because of tenant's dog. While we were still talking the Dog owner came out, called the dog chained it and then ask us to come in.

When we entered my heart jumped cos i saw a big lion I started screaming lion!!!! Lion !!! Lion!!!..
The caretaker told me to relax and said it's not a lion but a Dog, when I heard Dog my jaw dropped, na Dog big like this, I'm 5.7ft tall and this Dog is almost my height and very robust ,na there I understand why the landlord sleep outside.

I told the Dog owner who introduced himself to me as brother Charles that this animal should be in a zoo but he just laughed and told me I will understand the reasons why the Dog is there later.

We proceeded into the house, which is a one storey building, there is a borehole in the compound which means water is not a problem.
On getting to the room I was to rent, immediately we opened the Door, Me and the caretaker was almost ambushed by cats, big big cats, about four of them, when they saw us they rushed towards us in an attempt to flee and for the second time in few minutes my heart jumped again.

My shock was reshocked when the caretaker told me that once I fix the Door net the rats won't be able to enter, I thought he made a mistake so I told him "you mean Cat" he said no that those animals are rats.

Omo I gave up, I didn't know when I screamed ahhhhhhhhh, but why all the animals for this compound con big pass normal size now I asked him..he assured me that it's nothing and it is only big because I'm seeing it for the first time and by the time I get used to them it won't be special anymore..

I just lost I wanted to give up on the house but the room was actually big and clean, and the ceiling was p.o.p the man was right when he said it is a steal..

The caretaker told me to check it out myself why he quickly goes out to recieve a call..
Na there I con dey wonder, Dog be like Lion. Rat be like Cat.

Wetin mosquito go con be like ?..
While I was still wondering I heard soft female voice greeting me.

Typing ...

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