₦airaland Forum

Samantha124:
I will sit and wait to be served because I don't know what she's cooking and how she's cooking it.

It'll only seem disrespectful of me being a new guest, but already being too forward and all over the place... But I can help her with washing the dishes afterwards.

wife material

Unclebayo:
mass communication

but mass communication is not a useless course now

Unclebayo:
My own regret is studying an art(useless) course instead of STEM course(SWE)
I thank God there’s still time to adjust

what course

Samantha124:
I've learned that food poisoning is real... I've been 🤮🤮🤮 all evening.

Hopefully I'll be okay tomorrow.

fine girl dey mess,I cover my nose 🐽

Manny21:
What do you expect that school to do? They will defend a president of a country with their last blood. May be you don't know what it means for the president of a country (no matter how small the country is) to be an alumni of an educational institution. It increases the rating of that institution

mumu,alumnus not alumni,u can't even speak simple English

Me I have light right now sha

Losers party, ipob pigs

Donaldoni:
At last! RIP

During his last birthday, he was looking like an ancestor already

It was clear he no longer belonged here.

Nobody tried to interview him.

can you show me pictures pls

EKONGKING:
She is from forests aka native people or tribes

lost her husband at a young age and kept on persevering until Modi recognised her .

In India ,the prime minister choose ,who will become President .


These Indian people have so much bonding towards each other ,

Part of it is because Indian Muslims and christians ,have they own caste system .

what do u mean by caste system

kennyz247:
election he has lost already..

just dey play

My guy dey calculate how he wants to win the forthcoming election,APC, renewed hope

specialmati:
english teacher zombie nairaland chapter leave am for me like that.

illiterate

specialmati:
i know that calling you a tout will offend you. sorry na

mumu,a tour is an advertiser, while a lout is an agbero, ipob pig go school u know go,na to dey do sit at home u know

Standardcosting:
Sounds good, pharmacy is a nice course

thanks

specialmati:
when people call you a tout seems like you dont know the spelling chai

.mumu check ur dictionary and look for the meaning of the words

specialmati:
and some morons and touts always attacks people that refer nigeria as a zoo. even the animals in the zoo will feel very angry being compared with nigeria.country of mudafuckers ruled by assholes

louts not touts aboki

GetSenseNow:
useless set of ewedu guzzlers

sigh

Persephone1:
Sigh!

simply put I would love to bleep u and cum in your mouth

GetSenseNow:
hahahahahahahahah.....do well to go back to your face-me-i-slap-you apartment in ogbomosho and stop whining where men are talking.
Poverty-stricken ewedu-guzzling antelope

stupid sets of ipob losers

GetSenseNow:
Firstly, you need to work on your grammar. You have a miserable command of the english lexicon, though I don't expect any better from a lout.

Secondly, the only state in the SW that has any iota of modernity is Lagos and you should remember Lagos was the capital of this shithole for more than 70 years and so was developed from revenue generated from the entire country. It's just like someone waking up one day and claiming he built Abuja.

Thirdly, you have no idea of the South East as you and your kind are too scared to leave your region.

Fourthly, do the entire universe a favour and go to hell

ee pain am ooh,u and ur ipob pigs should go back to the yeast, mtcheew,set of losers

Persephone1:


Lemme park here.

MODIFIED: I see most guys read this thread upside down or why are they hyperventilating?

What's the usefulness of you lots in a relationship if you can't spend on your woman? What can you offer as a typical Nigerian man?

a nice good dick,I would love to Bleep u

Standardcosting:
Have you decided lol

yeah,I decided for pharmacy

aQUINandmore:
only politicians and their business partners and agents like helinues can have access to my body.
Who you be?

a guy that wants to Bleep u till u cum,a guy that wants to cum on ur mouth, while fingering u, should I go on

aQUINandmore:
I am in love with helinues.
Helinues please love me back.

hii,I would love to shook my dick into u,as I saw ur profile pic and ur short skirt my dick rose to it's highest frequency,I would like to shook u something soft and long

Shalommy:
Chaii..

I want to shook u with something long

Klington:


It's 21st century and other countries are moving maad with unmatched development and we're here celebrating mediocrity. Rail track that is not up 40km, dangote refinery that is yet to refine even a single crude.

lagos state is celebrating railways what is anambra celebrating,hero beer abi🤣🤣🤣

GetSenseNow:
Anambra has problem of erosion due to the type of soil they have.
Every city in Nigeria has their own share of natural disasters, even Lagos that you guys say tinubu built.

The way you guys politicize everything is disgusting. The truth is that if this issue happened in Taraba or Jigawa, you guys wont make all these useless comments.
These pictures below are from the Lagos your ingrates hype

as ugly as lagos is,u afghan eastern are always running from ur perfect home there why

Ee no dey pass afghan eastern, they are busy moving to lagos in their troops