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What was he doing in a hotel room?

Really?

Which one of those girls is the bae?

You gat sompin there, Op. Nice.

The aabokiis were key in the birth of this charade called a country; they will also be key in its dismemberment when they are satisfied with the senselessness of the entire idea.

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She's prettier now.

Wizaugpet:
Oga, what do u mean?
Ok, since u are an Illiterate like Buhari...
Presidency is Free, Go contest and win it with ur Illiteracy....

It seems illiteracy is not enough. It would seem you'd need blackmail and sponsorship of insurgency to clinch it. What do you think?

If na today the fear of bokoharam no go allow am visit.

Are they going there to verify if it's the Buhari they swore in or another?

I sympathize with this man. It's time to leave the seat for 'them' at least to preserve your sanity and reputation as a first class brain. A brilliant mind has nothing in common with...

'They' have called him to 'order'. What his eyes saw, his mouth can't say.

Wallace2107:
did u even go 2 school?

Go to school for what? That would be a waste of time and resources, don't you think? After all, our president hasn't shown that he went to school.

I...

The partisan army is telling us what we know already. How about telling us what we don't know such as the present whereabouts of Nnamdi Kanu after the criminal invasion of his home by the murderous army. Yeye people.

Oti o. I fear unions between celebrities.

Man's inhumanity to another man. Just look at the manner that sadist is raising the log with demonic relish.

victorazyvictor:
scam.
look at the name sef "cummins" many women will fall victim and got pregnant like that of IG
be wise, be vigilant....

Bros, why now? If you have not heard about Cummins, why not consult your Google? What you've just done could discourage job seekers from applying for a genuine job. Or..

ChineseBuggati3:
I have a bad feeling that Nigeria might loose this match

Like you said, it's just a bad feeling.

Mix paw paw seed with gbogorishe in a bottle of palm wine. Take one tablespoon every 3 hours (3 is the number of unreplied goals we will score that day). You will be fine after 3 days.

Which Lai Mohammed be that?

Na her body, sha. But after expanding it, she'll find one innocent man and hand 3rd hand hhole and begin to claim tokunbo.

FOLLOWING what it described as poor implementation and releases so far made out of the N7.4trillion in funding the 2017 budget, the Senate yesterday for well over two hours, drilled the Minister of Finance, Mrs Kemi Adeosun and her Budget and National Planning counterpart, Senator Udoma Udo Udoma.

The Senators who frowned at the poor implementation of the budget, warned that if not corrected and improved on, it would be very inimical to the fate of the All Progressive Congress (APC) in the next election, adding that it was unacceptable the release of less than 15% of the N2.177 trillion voted for capital projects in the 2017 budget.
Worried by the huge gap in the capital budget and the actual amount to be released, the senators warned that the trend could cause serious injury to the economy and grave danger to governance.
Both Adeosun and Udoma Tuesday appeared before the senate Joint Committee on Finance and Appropriations where members of the Committee asked the ministers various questions ranging from revenue profile to what had been released so far to the Ministries, Departments and Agencies, MDAs of government.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/10/senate-drills-adeosun-udoma-says-15-implementation-2017-budget-not-acceptable/
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Three college students were killed by an express train Tuesday while taking photos of themselves on a track in India, the country with the world’s worst record for selfie deaths.
The three were photographing themselves on a railway bridge when the train hit them in the town of Bidadi in the southern state of Karnataka, police said.
“We found their mutilated bodies on the track and investigations have been taken up,” R S Bylanjaiah, a local railway police officer, told AFP.
He said the three had parked their motorbikes on the embankment below the 30-metre (100 foot) bridge before walking to its centre to take pictures.
Last month a man was crushed to death by an elephant when he tried to take a selfie with him in the eastern state of Odisha.
A study by scholars from Carnegie Mellon University and Indraprastha Institute of Information Delhi found that of 127 reported selfie deaths worldwide from March 2014 to September 2016, 76 of them occurred in India.
Last November three students died while trying to take a selfie in front of an oncoming train in northern India.
Another student died while clicking a picture on a cliff edge that broke off, sending him plunging to his death into a ravine.
Last year the federal government asked states to ensure there were warning signs at tourist spots deemed dangerous for selfie-lovers.
India’s financial capital Mumbai declared 16 no-selfie zones after several deaths at those locations.
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/10/three-indian-students-crushed-train-taking-selfies/
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Wonders shall never cease. Eeh kwa! Ikpeazu the brainless Igbo sellout, I hope you are watching.

This is what you get when you the status of your president's health is shrouded in secrecy. Don't blame Dokubo, blame 'the cabal'.

Still de look but I never see the transformation.

I agree to disagree.

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This Shehu guy is paid to exhibit crass idiocy and carve a niche for himself while doing it; Probably to rival uncle Lai in the art of lying. Can't he at least see that uncle Lai does his own with sophistication? Haba!

Cut off the tips of the other pair and use them for earrings. It would be so wonderful.

Is that all?