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Am I the only one who is reading that the screenshot is as if he's the employer.... I mean .if you are the one rejecting the offer...your chats should be in green not white ni..... I tire abeg

Khd95:
you are a terrorist

one time someone deleted message, i asked her what she deleted, the lie shock me, she didnt know i could still see her deleted msg,

Lol...the thing dey shock Dem....once you put am....you don put am be that

Rrex99:
I was wondering if this man live in Nigeria like normal citizen. Can't we Nigerianz locate his house and give him serious slapping to reset his faculty.

You that type of slap macron received...?

ChiefSosa:
Town criers should get their wooden and metal gongs ready for business. We're going back to the olden days of communicating through signs, smoke signals, flying birds, drum beats, letter writing,etc ......Just imagine sex chatting using these means.

I dunno how to react again

Righteousness2:
Better is a Dinner of Herbs where love is, than a Big Cow and Hatred therewith.

When the wicked rises, the land is thrown into turmoil and pains, when they Perish, there is Joy in the land

Oga don talk am finish

What I like about the GB WhatsApp is...when you think you've deleted it...but you don't know I've seen and can still see it... E dey sweet me die..

DenreleDave:
this is a big lie



Davido, wizkid, burna, tiwa savage, Bella schmurda earns more than this guy...

No celebrity in the world earn more than Nigerian celebrities........


IF you agree with me, say yeah yeah

No! No!

TOMSY:
When you have this indifference mindset that if love comes or doesn't you don't care, then you'll unconsciously or consciously treat your potential partner in a way that they don't deserve.

The person will either notice it and leave (hence you didn't find love) or the person stays and takes it, and gets disrespected (just like the OP).

Either way, none is a palatable experience. You have to be open in order to find love, not indifferent, because love is hardwork and not just some feelings.

You're wrong... First.. there's no partner to act indifferently... If I'm not sure we're in love...then we are not dating..
You can't open up and find love when the next available person wants to have fun and move on... Besides.....true love finds us....we can't find it..when the time is right... The right person will show up..that's that for me... Ain't stressing myself for no fake relationship anymore..

Remijuice:
There are lots of guys longing to have a genuine relationship but, most of you girls problem is that you allow monetary and material things deceive you.

I'm not one of those girls... I've given up on finding genuine relationship.... I just want to hustle my own money and live my life...if love comes..no problem..if it doesn't...no problem...........

HellVictorinho:
Will you live with your family till you die

No... I'll move out to my own space..
Btw.... Is being your friend going to I've me accomodation in your space or what??

HellVictorinho:
Go and take colorado along with marijuana so that you will get lunaticated!

You don't have to wait for Jesus to do it!

No.... I want Jesus own.... ABI you wan make I mad ni

Saddestmann:
Yes

No wonder.... Just try....it's within your capability.. it's gon take some time because you're either a second or third decan libra... Those ones are very emotional..but the minute you make up your mind..you're gon' get over her....
There are lots of girls dieing to have a genuine relationship.. but most of you guys problem is that..you allow physical appearance decieve you...

HellVictorinho:
Why did you say you have nothing to offer??


Do you live alone?

I live with my family..
Bros I no get money, I no get desire to bang, I no go come around..I no go wash..highest na advise I go dey give and plenty motivational speeches...

Saddestmann:
Libra

September or October?

My guess is October...am I right?

Saddestmann:
Libra

September or October?

HellVictorinho:
Must sex happen between married people or those that want children only ?
What will be wearing the heavenly body that is always happy/satisfied
How can meeting anyone satisfy anybody permanently?
Does it mean you will become a lunatic that feels a particular way permanently?
Don't you know it's only a lunatic that can feel a particular way permanently?
How can there be technology when the materials for making technology can't exist in a place that is different from where they are found

I love and crave the lunatic feeling..... I no see the kind yeye fun I dey enjoy for here....pls Jesus let me just feel permanently lunaticated for the rest of my Eternal life....make boredom kill me for heaven... I no want fun again abeg...
Technology wey God don put in place go dey alright...na because of plenty problem and imperfections bring science and technology...the world would be perfect then so there'll be no need for x-rays..cars, planes coz our body would be able to do similar and more efficient way... That's the greatest technology and I'm gon be okay with that...

Psalmspsalms:
Are u a lesbian?

Lol.... How does that relate bro?? ABI you wan judge me ni...

Op what is your zodiac sign?? I'm just curious

Image123:
You're crushing, eeyah.

Lol

The guy is trying to bring scope and formats... Me that is using 7D to observe nairaland alpha males

HellVictorinho:
Read my reply to the nonsense you are praising her for.

Lol... Why are you pained that he's praising me...?

It's like you're an enemy of progress atheist....

HellVictorinho:
She was the one that was talking about having nothing to offer him before he responded.

What do you think she has to offer him?

I already said I had nothing to offer..hence the lack of need for friends... Then I asked what he had to offer..guy man start long story..

Psalmspsalms:
Why call him a yahoo pastor? Do you have any evidence for that which you claim? Even of u do, you've got no right, I mean, no iota of right to judge anyone; for judgment is of the Lord.

But y'all use to judge and condemn gay people..and forget that... Judgement is of the Lord..

HappyPagan:
Would you say it's your fear of death that made you believe the promise of a dead Jew, one whom you have never met? One who lived in a time so far away, and in a place so far away from you.


I'm a Nigerian man. I don't see friendships or relationships as transactional. That is business.


Oh I have nothing to offer you. Friendships no be exchange market.

Then what is friendship... I'll love to upgrade my school of thought with your exact definition....

Oh no... The fear of death is not just it... It is the love He has toward mankind that Marvel's me.... Imagine laying your royalty and swag aside and coming down to the same world you created only for humans you also created to treat you as crap....kill you in the most excruciating manner not knowing you actually came to die..it was all in the plan to win their wicked hearts back to you...
That love that makes Him forgive even the worst and vilest sinner..and never seem to look back or remember those sins is what enthralled me about His personality.

Do I need to see Jesus before I believe in Him? No... That's why He is God... I see him in the wonders of His Creation.. I see Him in every Good humans do...

You're speaking for yourself... We all know that freindships these days are transactional... If you happen to be friends with someone who adds no value whatsoever to your life and you see yourself being the giver always.. you'll begin to see and perceive this person as a parasite and leech... You men sing it here that Nigerian ladies are leeches... I always wonder what that means.. if friendships are not transactional..

HellVictorinho:
How did you know there won't be sex in Heaven?

Is it only Nigerian guys that talk about sex


What is the essence of merely meeting this or that person in Heaven??


What is the essence of being alive if all you can enjoy is food(no entertainment along with it at least)



When you meet angels,Jesus,gold, diamonds and relatives, you will eventually get used to them.
Then, the joy or excitement of meeting them will disappear because you are already used to them.


You know there can't be technology in Heaven since all kinds of people can't be in Heaven.
So,how long will the so-called fun last?

You're wrong bro.... Lemme ask you.. what's your definition of fun? I hope it's not sex...
How did I know there won't be sex in Heaven..? There won't be marriage and procreation.. so no sex..coz that was what God designed it for before Lucifer hijacked it

The essence of meeting people is to have that feeling of...'wow... So you're real!" Feeling... It would be like getting to meet and live with celebrities like Rihana, Beyonce,jayz and Micheal Jackson....

When I finally get All the gold,diamonds and see all the angels... I would still be happy, excited and content because that's how the heavenly body is made to function... You get tired and bored and sleepy and angry and moody because you're wearing a human body that is made with temporary materials.. nothing last forever here..but over there.. everything would last forever and that includes the excitement and the lifespan... Forever! No boredom!
And who told you there's not Gon be entertainment and technologies.. the Bible says God is going to surprise all those who makes it. It'll be a surprise..something and many things beyond our human imagination...
Lastly... The fun and enjoyment is Gon last forever.. remember that " forever Young" song.... That's how life and happiness would last..and that is why God wants us to risk or better still..invest this short lifespan to get forever with him.

After all.... If you enjoy all there is to enjoy in this life and die... You'll definitely forget how it taste like and your state of mind and thinking would be the same with someone who never enjoyed anything good in this life..

HellVictorinho:
What do you hope for in Heaven?


Is it a bigger dick to pound your pussy??

I don't even fancy dicks... I'm glad they'll be nothing like sex in heaven...
I fancy walking in the streets made with pure and uncommon gold and staring at my own perfect reflection..
I fancy having a mansion twice as big as the state of California..

I fancy the idea of never growing old and never dying again and never falling sick and never having to worry about arm robbers, Biko Haram,pick pockets, scammers, liers, rapists, sadists, self centered individuals and cruel world leaders..
I fancy having a body that beats the force of gravity, a body that can walk through walls and move with the speed of light
I fancy getting to meet old and ancient Bible characters such as moses, Abraham, David, Peter, Paul, Ruth, Deborah, and even the woman with the issue of blood..

I fancy getting to meet Angels of all sizes and caliber's... Like angel Micheal, Gabriel and the rest

I fancy getting to meet my mum's mom.. her death proved to me that there was a Heaven or paradise or somewhere awaiting every good and humble believer..

I fancy getting to see the throne of God the Father.. I've always wondered what it looked like..

I also fancy looking forward to eating from the tree of life that beats 12 different fruits in each season... What a wonderful tree that would be..

I fancy having the opportunity to feel the super fresh air and sweet smelling flowers and also get to hear how sweet the angels sings...

I also want to have a taste of heavenly meals.. get a chance to own a Golden crown with stars on it, have a new name which Jesus himself would give me.. and also get to find out the new name of Jesus...
I also wlfancy having a one time opportunity of witnessing the ressurection of the dead in Christ..

I fancy finding out what according to my scriptures says... "Eyes have not seen, neither ears heard, neither entered into the heart of man the things which the Lord hath prepared for those that love him and await his appearing.."..
I also fancy getting an opportunity to rule with Jesus when he finally returns to rule and subdue the earth... Imagine me as a chairman of my local government.. for 1 thousand years...

The last and greatest of my fancy is to finally get to see Jesus! I don too hear many things about am.. I fancy getting to meet him at last and letting those tears of unbelievable and inexpressible Joy roll from my eyes and watch him wipe it off with a wife grin and a well-done child...

Oh lawd... No matter how deep in sin I may seem buried... Do not let me die in sin.. even if na last minute prayer abeg... I can't just loose all this fancies to the devil...

Now you see what I fancy....

Tell me whether that your prick can give me a quarter of all that... Prick wey go still land me for trouble...

By the way I wasn't expecting you to mention anything valuable other than prick... Typical of an average Nigerian or UAR male

HellVictorinho:
What are you celebrating??

Jesus is the reason for the season

HappyPagan:
Oh, you are good. I don't drag corpses with anyone. Have fun with Jesus.

Just sad a dead Jew is a way better friend than all the Nigerians you have met in your life. Scares me.. makes me more grateful and thankful for the real, living friends I have made.

Lol... Jesus offers me hope that conquers the fear of death...
All he ever ask in return is my attention and total compliance...
He didn't ask for sex or money or anything synonymous to friendships with typical Nigerian men

Now if I may ask...
If you become my friend...what do you have to offer me?
Since I obviously have nothing to offer you in return.... I dey await your reply bro...

Tony142:
Hahahaha, sharp girl

Tony142:
According to Wikipedia there are more than 4,200 religion in the world


For your religion to be the right one that means 4,199 are wrong(4,200 - 1 = 4,199)


So the probability that your Jesus is the true religion is just 1/4,200 Lol


Christian believe that Muslim will go to hell fire because they did not believe in Jesus


While, Muslim believe Christian will go to hell fire because they did not believe in prophet Muhammad


So, that means everyone is going to hell in another man's religion


So, stop deceiving yourself about Jesus matter, the probability that your Jesus is the right way is just 1/4,200

Even other religions acknowledge the existence and importance of Jesus..
My religion is the only religion where the founder..died and rose again...
My religion is the only religion that promises the return of a Messiah..no matter how long it takes...
The prophecies in my religious book is online with world events..
See... Only few people actually believed that Bitcoin would have value today..that was why they bought it in 2007..
How much is Bitcoin today bro

I don't care what other religion says.... They have the freedom to practice it... Atleast my religion gives freedom..
But all I know is.... Just leave Jesus for us that want and believe in him.. peace!

HappyPagan:
I usually advice people not walk beside the dead, but suit yourself if that's what gives you peace of mind.


You must be around some really really horrible people. Can we be friends? My way bend small but i dey try straight am.


Na why Jesus popular here well well. Where hardship dey and suffer, when man no understand wetin dey happen, na to call on Jesus. Helps the mind relax, but rarely solves the problem. Na why Naija prayer list dey long everyday


Be like say na financial freedom you desire, not Jesus. Dollars, not Jesus. Pounds and sterling, not Jesus. but if you cant have that, Jesus will do for now. He will give you in heaven, maybe.


Death is normal. People die everyday. Its a normal.


You sound very scared and fretful. That's okay. Nigeria can be a very terrible place to live in.
Is it not better to take the risk just like the people who bought Bitcoin in 2007 and follow Jesus..and see where it'll end.

Death may be normal.... But how about living in a world poverty capital..?? Is that also normal?
I want Jesus and dollars... If I can't have the both..then I'll rather have Jesus... Seeing that having him cost me nothing but a carefree lifestyle.. but dollars? Not in this yeye country...
I don't want more friends.. I guess I don't have the luck to be surrounded by good people...once you're good and you get to be my friend..you automatically become bad...

Is it only in Nigeria that Jesus is worshipped?
There are no Christian's in America and cannada and all over the world??

Just leave me and Jesus okay.... Thank you..

Yes...we pepper each other with our status on WhatsApp..

HappyPagan:
Your life on earth.. the pleasures only this world offers .. for some nonsense and streets of gold and mansions after you die.... No be mumu be that? Say this life wey you see na fake.. say the real none na when you die...


No greater scam than Jesus.. even when your mind dey tell you say something dey wrong, you go dey feel bad... You no wan hurt Jesus... What has he done for you?

Lol..I'm already enjoying the pleasures...but I want to go back to Jesus because I miss the peace of mind I enjoyed when I walked with Him faithfully..

Which kind dirty pleasure I dey talk about... relationship now wey be say you no fit trust the other person because their way no dey ever straight...?
ABI na hardship wey wan kill person for this useless and good for nothing country..?
Which pleasure? Suffering and smiling pleasure... Untoo life wey no balance?
And no guarantee of old ripe age as people just dey die up and down..
Is it not better to take the risk just like the people who bought Bitcoin in 2007 and follow Jesus..and see where it'll end.