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 Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 6:50am On Apr 15, 2015 |
dyshow:What kind of research is that? UI has only conducted two PPTs (in 2013 and 2014) and you say they do repeat questions? You are a big time joker. |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 6:45am On Apr 15, 2015 |
Brethen:"Invalid account selection code" |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 6:42am On Apr 15, 2015 |
horpeyemmi66:Lol.. See this guy  I used to think I was the worst sinner. I'm having a second thought now.  1 Like |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 6:37am On Apr 15, 2015 |
Vcojuro:Guy.. I haven't oo |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 3:05pm On Apr 13, 2015 |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 10:10am On Apr 13, 2015 |
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "An English girl!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you," replies the wife. "And, what happened to my present?" "Which present?" "I asked for, the English girl?" "Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl!" |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 10:08am On Apr 13, 2015 |
One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my peepee on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his pee pee and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?" |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 10:06am On Apr 13, 2015 |
whales2020:Add me to the group bro.. 09030910740 |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 10:05am On Apr 13, 2015 |
chaz007:What's the 95% for? |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 10:04am On Apr 13, 2015 |
horpeyemmi66:Chai.. Yours is different I hope the guy can afford it. |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:58am On Apr 13, 2015 |
 I don dieERCROSS: |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Memes by Pr0ton: 6:21pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
johnydon22:Wow! Lemme charge my phone  |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Is Wet Dream A Sin? by Pr0ton: 6:19pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
zleemshaddy:I never knew you were a theist  |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 6:18pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
Akejuolusegun:No vex. |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 6:17pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
treasuregr8:Lol.. How prep? 1 Like |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 6:16pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 6:15pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
T33jay007:Haha.. Say wetin?? Na me and the bot go go together |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 6:14pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
ERCROSS:You shouldn't have stressed yourself that much. I've got boys - cassyrooy augster francistony horpeyemmi66 pes13 mockinjay t33jay007 - who can help find it under 30 secs. Not without two bags of weed each. |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 10:56am On Apr 10, 2015 |
ERCROSS: |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 1:38pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
ERCROSS: You still never see your shadow fah |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 1:29pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
Akejuolusegun:Now you see why UI brutally increases cut-off mark? They are tired of accommodating dull people Such as this one. 3 Likes |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 1:20pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
becborn:Hehe. I don miss cake and party sha ap-bof-day |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 3:14pm On Apr 08, 2015 |
horpeyemmi66:BURN again  You go don bad gan niyencassyrooy is addicted to it. That guy no fit change. TB Joshua sef no go wan try to change ham. |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:19am On Apr 08, 2015 |
Mesopotamia:What about it? |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:07am On Apr 08, 2015 |
Vcojuro:Guy.. You don abandon your job that fast? ERCROSS: vickerz: porter147: Mesopotamia:You still remember me? I'm coming in... 09030910740 Hope there is enough weed.. I'm sure cassyrooy, horpeyemmi66 and augster go don spoil that place. It's well. |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 8:04am On Apr 08, 2015 |
cassyrooy:Big man |
| Christianity Etc › Re: To Athiests, What Are Your Reasons For Dumping Religious Faith To Athiesm by Pr0ton: 11:55am On Apr 06, 2015*. Modified: 12:39pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
I was a zealous one - a zealous Christian. Initially, I was the salvation by works type. That was when I was too young to read the Bible all by myself. I believed everything my parents told/preached to me. I saw the Bible as a perfect book (I didn't have the concept that the Bible had history. I totally believed it was a compiled perfect book that came directly from God) Though I didn't take interest in reading it that much, as it always bored me whenever I tried to. It was when I aged 16 that I fell in love with the Bible. My curiosity about WHAT THE BIBLE REALLY TAUGHT made me sacrifice much of my time in reading it. I noticed some verses that contradicted what my parents taught me. I became salvation-by-faith-type. Still, other verses baffled me as they didn't agree with my belief (while some did) I moved from one denomination belief to another - Universalism was the last. I finally told God to tell me plainly which one was right, but no answer. Godisimaginary.com gave me the last punch, and I gave up at 17. 7 Likes |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 11:07am On Apr 06, 2015 |
Dunsin89:The guy won't just listen  |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 10:44am On Apr 03, 2015 |
becborn:Your own no pass greetings fah |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 10:41am On Apr 03, 2015 |
fredalicious:Haha.. Another ghostobserver.. How far? |
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