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take home is 350k

I had to stop and snap this picture. Kidney full edition!
Somewhere in the northern part of the country

Does this have some form of attraction implication?
I have had ladies use mister in a phrase and for some reasons to me, it seems they are attracted when they do this Lol! Anyone else have an input? preferably females. usually it is something like "Hey Mr" Mr (stylish name).

Jacksonmava:
Almost everyone has been mistaken to be from another tribe apart from his/her real tribe.
Well, for me, it's either they say I look like Ibo, Benin, calabar or fulani. And i'm a full blooded Adamawa girl o!

nice meeting someone from my place. Am from Michika

I have a similar case as yours. I recently started working with an INGO(less than 2 months) and recently (just a week ago) got an offer from my state polytechnic as lecturer III. although, the NGO job is a contract one with a pay that doubles the poly, its however, a contract job on a renewal basis. the contributions in your thread will also help me in making a decision, looking forward to much advice

Hey family! I really need your opinion regarding this. a frnd of mine is currently running his masters degree in the field of medical biology in one of the northern universities. He got a job offer in a faraway state and his gross salary is 250,000k. He is to report on Monday.
Now this is his delima. He is contemplating on whether to accept the job or not being that he is about yo start his 2nd semester MSC program and his new job won't accord him the chance. I intend to show him this post so as to read people's opinion. I did advised him to accept the offer considering that I myself I am gainfully employed (recently) and I know the benefits. what do you think? thanks for the responses in advance

kilokeys:
Idiota... Doesn't change the fact that your English is bad.. And you need to secure your "international" job
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Take corrections.

M.u.m.u

Brooke60:
GBAGAUN!
Yes, you tolded us

Congrats

;Ddey quote my english there while my bank bal dey fat

I saw an advert for an admin assistant role in an international NGO here on nairaland, I applied casually and was invited for interview. we were 8 that were called for the interview. we wrote an exam on the said date and we were informed that they will contact us soon to know our fates.

I received a message the following day that I passed and was invited for an oral interview (only 2 of us were contacted for the oral out of the 8 we wrote). I attended the interview and was still contacted for another interview with there manager the following day. was successful and was told I will hear from them. I was later called in the evening that I should report to work the following morning.

Brethren, I travelled from my state to the interview state with just two shirts, thinking am just gona attend the interview and come back to my state. I am stucked with two shirts here. Did i also tell you that my take home package is hot "hihi" I mean cool cash. Bye bye to job hunting, bye bye to poverty. You are next in line Gods willing.

PeggySandas:
Don't ever insult me!

I never meant it that way, but your response wasn't nice at all. Don't ever insult an O.p instead

PeggySandas:
You are a fimicolous cow! Why not confess your intentions of having sexual intercourse with the so-called lady. You miserable cretin with the libido of a street dog!


May carnivorous animals feed on your Father's microphalus!


Ape!

Calm down! The O.P isn't responsible for your miserable, frustrated and sympathetic life

alee001:
Wic recipient email was urs?

alhamidu@accessbank.com

Okpanwu:
Good morning

In a bid to fill various vacancies in the North, Access Bank will conduct 2 sets of tests in Kaduna on May 22, 2017. This test is strictly for people of Northern origin (the 19 states with the exception of Kwara) and people who have lived or schooled in the North.

The requirements are as follows:

1. Executive Trainee

2:1 or 2:2 with foreign masters
Maximum age of 26.5

2. Frontline Interns
Minimum of 2:2
Maximum age of 25

Please spread the Word around - tell all your staff, family and friends

Send CVs to ayeniolu@accessbankplc.com. latest Thursday May 18th 2017.

Let's treat this as urgent and important please.
Regards
I got this message from a friend today, pls how reliable is the information?

that's the message I got, doe with a different receipient email. I believe its true and will give it a try

I saw a circulation that test will be conducted in Kaduna on the 22nd of this month for the northern region.

factwriter:
Don't mind him, he is a bloody lying pervert.
Shege Dan banza. wanene ubanka ha negeriya? Baka yisaba ka yi de matan hausawa.
Shege dan dawudu.

fool

princessayesha:
Kai haba? makaryacin banza you must have done all that in your dreams

that all Muslim girls are saints or what? park well madam

e don start to the flow o

youngG10:
we don't consider jos as north...this won't happen in jigawa,kano,katsina,zamfara,borno,kebbi
because the girls thr are afraid of Christians they will never date them i swear...they won't even look at christian boy talkless of dating...if you dnt blv me go and try one

your opinion isn't relevant, jos is north and will always be part of the north. I laugh in Spanish when u said that can never happen in the above mentioned state. khadija and hadeeza are the girls I met during my service in Funtua, katsina state. I fvcked them tired. one advice I can give you is learn to be romantic, these were the confessions your sisters made to me. I am also from the north. so duk abunda zaka fadi anan wurin, zan palashe ka.. we fvcked your women in Maiduguri, Gombe, jalingo and yola. wow.. yan yola ma sun fi dadi, domin such Fulani ne, babu dirty kamar ku hausawa! stupid modafucker

stay away from slaymamas and pepper dem gang

The location forgraduate trainess both states adamawa and abuja as the location.what does that mean

the location stated on the advert is "Adamawa" while when applying, one will see Abuja. did anyone noticed that or is it my computer

coconuthead:
A friend recently attended interview at mercy corps Nigeria. Its been 4weeks+ now and no feedback from the org. Anyone ever passed through their recruitment process? Does it usually take this long? Email sent to them wasn't responded either.

your nigga should move on

WafiJoe:
Dude as a job seeker, you should know what you want. Not all jobs are suitable for you. Man you have a life to live. Don't just grab any job out of desperation, trust me, it's a disadvantage on the long run. Be patient, any job seeker that is going to screen you out because of your career objective is doing you and everyone a favour.

Am not desperate, i have a job. Just an issue i want to hear expert`s opinion about it

No contributions

when a job seeker doesn't include a career objective, it is sometimes translated as he/she doesn't know what he wants. on the other hand, recruiters when facing thousands of applications, they use career objectives that do not match what the org wants to screen applicants.
will it then be better of one removes career objective from his CV entirely or it is really that important to include it?

kimbra:
What you're advocating for is impossible. Since we're faced with inflation 'cause more money buys fewer goods. There's already too much money in circulation and printing more will only make things worse.

thanx for this contribution. on the contrary however, I don't see how inflation can be increased if the printed Money will be used by govt to clear off national debts. sharing to the masses will no doubt leads to inflation

dem oduduwa is for the yorubas

Smart41:
Pls i need that thing you took...
Need a reliable clearing agent? check my siggy.

And that will be?

If we print more money, prices will
rise such that we’re no better off than
we were before. To see why, we’ll
suppose this isn’t true, and that prices
will not increase much when we
drastically increase the money supply.
Let’s suppose the government decides
to increase the money supply
by mailing every man, woman, and
child an envelope full of money. What
would people do with that money? wouldn't that reduce the rate of hardship in Nigeria? the printed more will be used to clear national and state debts and the economy will sail properly. everyone will be better off that how he was, and we will all be wealthier than prior.
What do you think about such move?

youngG10:
hausa.....the most beautiful tribe in nigeria....am so proud to be hausa/ful

Fulanis, shuwas and the igbos are the most beautiful. Hausas are dirty and ugly.by the way, abdulsalam isny hausa by tribe

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