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PoliticsRe: A Presidential Villa Without The President - Olalekan Adetayo by preselect(m): 5:04am On Jun 21, 2015
[size=18pt]tell the illiterate cattle rearer that he should at least find the chibok girls, and free them from his brothers [/size]

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/ramadan-buhari-appeals-to-misguided-brothers-to-drop-arms-embrace-peace/

#Buhari

PoliticsRe: President Buhari And His Son In His Farm Today (Photos) by preselect(m): 2:56am On Jun 21, 2015
[size=13pt]this fool is busy running around with cows, when boko haram is bombing everywhere, chibok girls yet to be seen, kidnapping resumed in full scale, economy is coma, yet to appoint ministers, yet to move into his tax-payer-funded-residence, but has traveled around the world . . . . if i talk now una go say i don come again.[/size]

[size=18pt]tell this nama to go and find the chibok girls now[/size]


#CattleFoolBuhari

Nairaland GeneralRe: Bird Turns To Woman After Electric Shock In Oshodi, Lagos (graphic Pictures) by preselect(m): 4:38pm On Jun 19, 2015
GOATandYAMtheory:
This is real o! shocked shocked shocked Khikhikhihkhikhi cheesy cheesy cheesy

May the same or even worse befall every other witch on this forum and Nigeria @ large(that doesn't want Buhari and that want to use Buhari to destroy the nation's progress). Oyinbo witch dey help to develop their country, I no know why our own witch no sabi pass to dey destroy.
angry


[size=15pt]witchcraft is evil. . . . . those who have forgotten the chibok girls are even more evil. . . . those who used the chibok girls for politics are terribly evil. . . . . . those in power celebrating while the chibok girls are in bondage . . . are. . . . Buhariously evil[/size]

#BuhariWhereAreTheChibokGirls

PoliticsRe: Enugu's New State Secretariat by preselect(m): 12:55am On Jun 17, 2015
shedrack222:
Wow

Nigerian Army Chiefs Ignore Buhari’s Order To Relocate Command Center To Maiduguri, Lodge In Adamawa Billionaire Mansion

[url]proudlyweb.com/nigerian-army-chiefs-ignore-buharis-order-to-relocate-command-center-to-maiduguri-lodge-in-adamawa-billionaire-mansion[/url]
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PoliticsRe: When Abuja Policemen See A Senator That Just Collected #WardrobeAllowance(Pic) by preselect(m): 12:47am On Jun 17, 2015
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Nigeria is just one big joke . . . . . see police grin



[size=18pt]Biggest joke of the century. . . . . . . . .electing a 700yrs old con man and calling it change grin
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[size=28pt]. . . . . . Mr Old man where are the chibok girls[/size]




#BigJokeBuhari

PoliticsRe: There's A Limit To What I Can Do At 72 - Buhari by preselect(m): 10:04pm On Jun 16, 2015
[size=13pt]senile dementia angry
this expired con man from daura has just fooled millions of gullible nigerians who voted for him.

Shame on you, mr Cattle Rearer.
Brain dead, evil, bloodthirsty, lying, war monger. shame on you and everything you represent. 72yrs, officially. ony God knows the true age. Shame on you.
little wonder since you were inaugurated all we have seen are photos photos photos that make your supporters proud. photos only.
your achievements so far are:
sitting beside obama at G7
photo with German Chancellor
Photos with Chibok parents
Photos at AU
Photos with presidents of Niger Chad etc
photos with service chiefs
photos with. . . . photos with photos. .

you've changed all the rhetoric and promises made during the campaigns. . . . yea. . . . . change we can believe in
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[size=28pt]Better go and look for the chibok girls, you senile, foul, evil old tramp[/size]




#BrainDeadWarriorBuhari

PoliticsRe: Okorocha Stops Convoy For Midday Prayers With Ex Gov Turaki (pics) by preselect(m): 9:57pm On Jun 16, 2015
[size=13pt]haa, hahahaa,. . . . . haaaaaaa. . . i no fit laugh.

make i leave God for God matter. . . . but hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha grin[/size]
PoliticsRe: Graphic! Killings Continue Unabated In PLATEAU State, Under The Watch Of STF Co by preselect(m): 2:34pm On Jun 14, 2015
lawanson44:
What do you expect?

BUHARI IS ALSO FULANI!

The bast.ards are his brothers and kinsmen so their activities are allowed!
[size=15pt]i wonder why people expected anything different. Fulani Cattle Rearers? that sound like Buhari Terrorhammadu. all those waiting for him to stop this must be dreaming under the influence of cerebral malaria. when you were busy shouting Sai Buhari, you didnt know the people shouting Sai Buhari with you were terrorists? why are you surprised.
Dogs and baboons will soak in blood
an attack on boko haram is an attack against the north
el rufai defending fulani killers
a campaign based on threats, oiled with violence and sealed with blood. did you all thing the violence will end suddenly?

they are coming. it won't end in benue-plateau. their brother is president. they are ready to spread now. wherever they go, killing and blood letting follows.
however, in the midst of all this violence, God will save his people. and the marauding blood sucking brothers of buhari will not prevail forever. and we shall survive this abomination called buhari. I only hope that all those blinded by their love for this blood thirsty fulani cattle rearer will not realize it too late.
He will never stop them
He will never prosecute them
He will never arrest them
He will never stop loving them
He is one of them
He is a terrorist
He is bringing change. . . . . . . . yes. . . . . cold, bloody change
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PoliticsRe: Male Suicide Bomber Kills 3 Civilian JTF Members Near Maiduguri by preselect(m): 2:15pm On Jun 14, 2015
and Buhari is in south africa, all they way from west germany, enjoying dinner, and his supporters are busy cheering him.















#WickedPresident

PoliticsRe: President Buhari At The AU Gala Dinner Last Night (photos) by preselect(m): 2:12pm On Jun 14, 2015
[size=13pt]yes, he's here enjoying dinner while his Fulani boys are busy killing people in Plateau State, and boko haram have started another suicide campaign.
let's not even talk of the economy, or the chibok girls. . . . . right now, as i make this post, as he is enjoying his butt in South Africa (who knows where next he'll go) Fulani Cattle Rearers have started killing people in Plateau state. his boys, his people. armed and dangerous. he has let them loose.

and somehow everyone is quiet. and somehow people still think he is great and that he's doing great so far. We dont deserve any good government in nigeria. people are dying everyday with so much insecurity with buhari supporters doing the killings and people just want to keep quiet bc the like him. we are so used to bloodletting that killing no more makes news.

this is why i don't like joining issues with "sign this petition" people. xenophobia in south africa led to the killing of dozens of people in south africa and the whole world was up in arms on the president's neck, in nigeria hundreds are killed every week and people simply say "my presido. . . tanoids go and die" . . .

God will judge all of una. the blood that is being spilled in nigeria will not be without repercussion.

Let history know that some of us spoke out against this president called mohammadu [/size]
#TheAbsentPresident

PoliticsRe: Photos From 25th AU Summit In South Africa by preselect(m): 3:14am On Jun 14, 2015
pictures pictures pictures that's all we've seen since this Ape was inaugurated. we have yet to see any substance in his leadership. dude's been to europe, niger republic, chad, south africa , everywhere except aso-rock office.

a rolling stone gathers no moss.

this is ridiculous.


[size=18pt]and where are the chibok girls?[/size]







#BuhariStopRoamingAround

PoliticsRe: Buhari Inside His Presidential Jet (PHOTO) by preselect(m): 1:57am On Jun 14, 2015
tit:
olorun!
this na our papa oooo!
[size=15pt]he's NOT my father angry . . . . [/size]





#100%christianNOTfromBloodSuckers

PoliticsRe: Buhari Inside His Presidential Jet (PHOTO) by preselect(m): 10:41pm On Jun 13, 2015
doublewisdom:
And he's reading Tinubu's "The Nation"? No wonder!
probably why he remains a clueless dullard.

i hope he wont fly into Soviet Union to meet with Marshall Krushnev






#BrainlessnessInTheGenes

PoliticsRe: Political Cartoon: Buhari The Snail, A Nation In Waiting - Sahara Reporters by preselect(m): 10:36pm On Jun 13, 2015
Euro31:
Naija biggest scam in history

God pls forgive us and wash away this shame(buhari) from us
i have entered serious prayer mode. if the jews survived the holocaust, we shall survive this abomination called Buhari






#BooHooHarry

PoliticsRe: Pregnant Boko Haram Victim Keeps Her Baby Despite Rejections From People: Pics by preselect(m): 9:59pm On Jun 13, 2015
[size=13pt]sad story. anyway sha, should we kill an innocent baby for the sins of a father he never knew?
conversely, should we welcome a new generation of terrorists into the planet and on nigerian soil?[/size]

[size=18pt]this problem big o, and it's all Buhari's fault. if that gworo eating mallam good-for-nothing-cattle-rearer did not encourage the killings by boko haram it wouldnt have got to this stage.
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#BuhariIsClueless

SportsRe: David Oniya Collapses On The Pitch And Dies In Malaysia by preselect(m): 9:49pm On Jun 13, 2015
[size=14pt]wow! what can i say?
people should check their health status regularly. this could be another case of hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, na wa o.

another sad story. [/size]. . . . . . . . . .

. [size=5pt]i been wan blame buhari now but make i leave politics for this sad thread in honour of this dude[/size]





#RIP

PoliticsRe: Buhari And Dolapo Osinbajo With Mothers Of Chibok Girls In Abuja Today by preselect(m): 7:09pm On Jun 13, 2015
fulanimafia:
When I realise this was most likely written by a damaged baby factory product from the east, I feel pity instead of disgust. Sorry.
I don't know why MODs cant grant me a simple request.

[size=28pt]pls, MODs, I want to be notified ONLY when a human being quotes me[/size]

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Stands Tall Amongst West African Leaders (photos) by preselect(m): 5:26am On Jun 13, 2015
[size=13pt]see as he stand like okporoko wey no get brain.

so this man excluded the honorable commissioner Yeye Osibajno from security meetings bc he is a lawyer grin grin grin grin grin grin
look at the brain of our Cattle Rearer-in-chief grin grin grin. grin

APC is just a bunch of brainless terrorists and bigots. [/size]





#BuhariGetSomeSensePls

HealthRe: CLAM Church Opens SOTERIA Hospital In Lagos (Photo) by preselect(m): 11:11pm On Jun 12, 2015
dem try sha. other churches and mosques should follow suit.

by the way. . . . world class hospital?. . undecided . . .some people need to travel small. grin
FamilyRe: Nagging Wife Vs Cheating Wife: which Do You Think Is Worse? by preselect(m): 10:46pm On Jun 12, 2015
timawoku:
Which doyou think would send a man faster to his grave? Give your opinion...
both of them will kill you quickly. why create a thread to compare idiots
CrimeRe: Final Year UNIBEN Law Student Hangs Self by preselect(m): 10:30pm On Jun 12, 2015
Rumpelstiltskin:
RIP bro.........suicide should never be an option. God helped me to overcome it several years ago and I have become stronger ever since.


If i swear for you now........angry you sef go just commit suicide


But come first, why you no get sense?


BTW talking about suicide.......I think government should ban the sale of sniper insecticide.......so many cases I have heard lately of people who committed suicide was by ingesting sniper. Even the name 'sniper' sounds akward. angry undecided
[size=13pt] sad sad thread. but you know you can be a motivational speaker for suicide prone patients. i never knew nigerians have started commiting suicide (apart from buhari's boys up in maidugiri) but i'm glad to hear you overcame by God's grace. I too overcame the thoughts, my first yr in England drove me crazy. but i'm good now, by His Grace. i talk to a lot of people in distress and give them hope and a fighting spirit. you could do the same, you have no idea how many lives u could save.

note: this is not a peace treaty. we remain loyal e-enemies angry[/size]
PoliticsRe: Buhari And Dolapo Osinbajo With Mothers Of Chibok Girls In Abuja Today by preselect(m): 8:18pm On Jun 12, 2015
[size=13pt]finally this Cattle Rearer has moved to put Chibok on the top of the discussion. for once, just this once, I will say he has done (if not pretending to do) something I have been single-handedly pushing for in this forum.

Good job, Terrorhammadu Buhari, nice photos, now get into real action and get the remaining girls, even though it took you 14days to meet them, after using them to campaign.


ehee. . . . don't forget, there is no more West Germany, it is now Germany, has been since 1990. You need to update that your necrotic brain to fall in line with the 21st century. and their leader that you met with is their Chancellor and not President. and Her name is not michelle. . .

before you carry your gworo brains to embarrass us again, just in case, know that there is no more USSR, it's now Russia and other republics. No more Czechoslovakia, it now Czech Republic and Slovakia, no more Yugoslavia, it's broken into bits and pieces, etc[/size]

meanwhile. . . .[size=28pt] the Push to free the Chibok girls continues. Buhari, pity those mothers, find the girls[/size]

#NamaBuhariTalksChibok
#KudosToMe
#TheCampaignForChibokContinues

PoliticsRe: Photo: Shettima, Fashola On Buhari’s Entourage Before His Departure To Germany by preselect(m): 5:30am On Jun 12, 2015
Rumpelstiltskin:
Hey Nairalanders, my name is Rumpelstiltskin, I belong to a family of nincompoops, I hail from a community of certified lunatics and I was born a cretinous nitwit. Please do not blame me when I misbehave and stupidly quote you guys, this usually happens when my brain are doing their best. embarassed This is my destiny and I have accepted it. angry Please be warned of even more senseless, clueless and imbecilic posts when I quote any of you, it's in my genes to display madness intermittently. I inherited these genes from my useless father. and he from his imbecilic father, my grandfather. etc I'm coming, let me go and search for my shoes in the deep freezer
#BuhariAndRumpelstilttskinCompleteGoats
PoliticsRe: Photo: Shettima, Fashola On Buhari’s Entourage Before His Departure To Germany by preselect(m): 9:10pm On Jun 11, 2015
Rumpelstiltskin:
I belong to a lineage of Perfect Morons! cheesy
no regrets, no apologies angry
[size=14pt]Tell that Cattle Rearer and his favorite side kick, the Honorable Commissioner Yeye Osibajon that the Chibok girls are yet to be seen[/size]


#BringBackYourBrainsBuhari

PoliticsRe: Chibok Girls Survivors, Now In Oregon Boarding School, Share Their Stories (Pics by preselect(m): 5:08pm On Jun 11, 2015
innocent, calming smile of young Chibok girls. I weep for your friends still in captivity cry

[size=18pt]Oby Ezekwesili and Cattle Rearer Terrorhammadu Buhari used their predicament for politics, winning elections and totally forgetting them. I will continue to remind the Cattle Rearer that the Chibok girls are still in bondage[/size]







#ChibokGirlsArePeopleToo

Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Tunde Bakare Saw An Igbo Giant Pursuing Him In Dream - Sahara Reporters by preselect(m): 11:07pm On Jun 10, 2015
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[size=16pt]e be like the dream wey Mallam Cattle Rearer Terrorhammadu Buhari will soon have of me chasing him in a dream. . . . cheesy[/size]







#ChaseMallamInDreamsAndInReality

PoliticsRe: The National Assembly Complex: A Closer Look (photos) by preselect(m): 8:39pm On Jun 10, 2015
lalasticlala:
Do you know that the National assembly complex was modeled after US Capitol?
it was modeled after a mosque. it was controversial then. But the then military govt went ahead with it.

Also the date may 29th was chosen for hand over to civilian rule.Some people say it is also a remarkable date in the history of Islam in Nigeria. That was a date when the Illorin territory was captured by usman dan fodio in the early 1800s. It is said to represent Islamic dominance.
I have no proof of this though.




#BuhariTheChibokGirlsAreNotYetBackooo
Jokes EtcRe: Photo ... Teaching A Confirm Amateur How To Use Computer During Chatting by preselect(m): 9:27pm On Jun 09, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin LMAO

haters shouldnt laugh in public angry angry angry angry



[size=13pt]That is how Buhari's brain works[/size]




#Don'tMakeMeLaugh

PoliticsRe: Saraki 'Elected' Senate President While APC Senators Were Meeting With Buhari by preselect(m): 9:22pm On Jun 09, 2015
Edwardhead:
[size=20pt]PDP feel it's pay back time but they don't know they were used to satisfy the interest of Saraki.[/size]
[size=22pt]and they used saraki to disorganize Buhari's plan. that's politics for you, no permanent friends, no permanent enemies. . . the only things permanent in nigerian politics are Buhari's unadulterated, monumental and aggravated ignorance and my unmitigated hatred for what he represents. . . .
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[size=28pt]uhm . . . i forgot. . . Mallam Cattle Rearer. . .where are the girls?[/size]




#HatersArePeopleToo

PoliticsRe: PMB Seats Gallantly Besides Obama In The G7 Summit. by preselect(m): 11:58pm On Jun 08, 2015
demelza:
OMG!!!!! These pix would cause suicidal tendencies for some people.
O ye haters grab your free rope here!
One Size Fits All....
[size=16pt]that rope is about the same length as your vice president

@topic, so the expectations have been reduced so low, that sitting beside the US president is now an achievement. Pls can someone tell me what tangible achievement this trip got for Nigeria and more importantly how it will help rescue the Chibok girls, resuscitate the economy, stem the resurrecting tide of kidnappings, create jobs for the youth, real jobs, not online APC thuggery for 5 naira per day. [/size]


#AbegAbokiNamaComeBack

PoliticsRe: Photo: Shettima, Fashola On Buhari’s Entourage Before His Departure To Germany by preselect(m): 9:50pm On Jun 08, 2015
[size=20pt]
Rumpelstiltskin:
I come from a lineage of Perfect Morons ! cheesy
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[size=14pt]Mods I have pleaded with you all, pls notify me ONLY when a human being quotes me angry[/size]

[size=28pt]Buhari where are the girls[/size]







#BuhariWhereAreTheGirls
PoliticsRe: Photo: Shettima, Fashola On Buhari’s Entourage Before His Departure To Germany by preselect(m): 3:42am On Jun 08, 2015
Rumpelstiltskin:
I see u Fashola cool I see you Shettima on suit shocked

What a wise selection of entourage by Mr President.

Fashola; Next Minister of Justice needs to discuss with the G7 on how
best to prosecute terrorists captured during the imminent battle that
the Nigerian Army will engage in in few weeks from now.

Dambazzau; Next National Security Adviser or Minister of Defence
needs to discuss with G7 members on how assistance can be rendered
by the G7 in areas of security and war against terrorism.

Shettima: Executive Governor and Chief Security Officer of Borno
State needs to give more detailed insight to the G7 on the general
situation of things in Borno State
.
[size=15pt]when his state is on fire? bombs flying all over his own capital city? He vanishes from the field of fire and you are here eulogizing him?

this is what happens when people think with their anus[/size]

[size=28pt]Mallam Shettima and Mallam Buhari, go and look for the Chibok Girls.[/size]

#ShettimaIsHopeless

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