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PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Visually-Challenged Ode-Ankeli As Special Assistant by preselect(m): 2:53am On Feb 23, 2016
[size=13pt]Buharitualist appoints pres-elect as his senior deputy vice lieutenant partial adviser on advisory issues

Pred1diot of the unfortunate republic. which country is he flying to next? until $1=10,000 naira this man wont rest.[/size]

#bringbackourgirls

TV/MoviesRe: New York Times Special On Nollywood by preselect(m): 11:38am On Feb 20, 2016
omolola15:
It is very simple. They should go abroad and learn how to shoot good movies. Especially in the aspect of effect. That's what makes movies interesting. I'm thinking you have seen lots of super hero movies. Let's take Smallville as an example. The effects in that movie are outta this world. And it looks so real. Now that's a movie. Do you also know that accidents happen almost the same way in Nigeria movies. The car will be going from left to right on the main road after some mins it'll stop beside the Bush. Then they'll start singing and showing dead bodies. And you won't see a single dent on the car.
grin grin grin grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: New York Times Special On Nollywood by preselect(m): 1:51am On Feb 19, 2016
omolola15:
I'm coming. Let me read it

**modified***

OK I don read am finish. A nice write up. But I've not watched any nollywood movie in a very long time. I hardly know the actors and actresses. I got to know Tonto dikeh on nairaland because she was always making front page back then.

Them lack quality. After so many years they still can't perfect gun shots. You'll see fire coming out of the gun's mouth. And the person shot won't have gun shot wound. And the sound is always annoying. You'll be hearing tatatatata. Na wah ooooo.

The only parts they are good at is witchcraft and touts. Also comedies as well.

You'll see how someone is stabbed or beheaded in American movies and it'll look so freaking real. I'm wondering when nollywood will get there.

Na make dem dey repeat stories with bad qualities dem sabi.
na small small. i feel you though. i hardly watch nollywood movies bc they dont impress me. poor quality etc. but look at it another way, go watch the 1993 movie "living in bondage". you'll see that they have improved a lot. they improved bc the nigerian people supported them. many africans watch nigerian movies.
this means if we support our own, they will improve with time.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Tolu Ogunlesi As His SA On Digital/New Media by preselect(m): 1:24am On Feb 19, 2016
jaybossYBNL:
President Buhari has appointed Journalist and Blogger, Tolu Ogunlesi, as his Special Assistant on Digital and New Media. Senior Special Assistant to President Buhari on Media and Publicity, Shehu Garba, announced this in a statement released this evening. Congrats Tolu.

See the statement below...

President Muhammadu Buhari Thursday appointed Mr. Tolu Ogunlesi as his Special Assistant on Digital/New Media. Ogunlesi, who is a renowned blogger and journalist, graduated from the University of Ibadan in 2004, and obtained an MA in Creative Writing from University of East Anglia, UK, in 2011. Before his appointment, Ogunlesi had worked as a Features Editor and Editorial Board member of NEXT Newspaper.


He also worked as a West Africa Editor for The Africa Report magazine from 2014 to 2015. Ogunlesi is a two-time winner of the CNN Multichoice African Journalism Awards, and a 2015 New Media Fellow of the U.S. State Department's International Visitor Leadership Programme (IVLP). Ogunlesi will be assisted by Bashir Ahmad, who is a Personal Assistant to the President on New Media.


Femi Adesina Special Adviser to the President (Media & Publicity)
18th February, 2016


http://www.lasgidionline.com.ng/2016/02/pres-buhari-appoints-tolu-ogunlesi-as.html
[size=13pt]special assistant on digital and new media

senior special assistant on media and publicity

I guess the Pres1diot is creating jobs for the boys grin[/size]

#BringBackOurGirls

FamilyRe: Anja Ringgren-Loven Helps More Nigerian Children (Photos) by preselect(m): 8:51pm On Feb 17, 2016
we have mega churches with billions of dollars buying planes and building expensive schools and auditoriums all over nigeria yet this kind of thing happens and it takes a woman from denmark to come to the rescue.

if you check am now she fit be atheist.


#GiveYourMoneyToThePoorBcTheMegaChurchesAreRichAlready

PoliticsRe: Photos From The Federal Executive Council Meeting by preselect(m): 8:45pm On Feb 17, 2016
[size=14pt]the photocratic republic. .
we've seen the photos. . . now what did they discuss, what decisions were made and how will that affect the destruction of the Naira by the cocoanut head president?[/size]

#BubuDeCocoanutHead

PoliticsRe: We’ll Replace Buhari In 2019; Nothing Will Stop Us, PDP Chairman, Sheriff, Vows by preselect(m): 8:41pm On Feb 17, 2016
so PDP couldnt find any other person to elect as their chairman. . . . . shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

#BuhariWhereAreTheChibokGirls

TravelRe: Tourism: Forget Dubai,london; Visit Yankari — Bauchi Gov by preselect(m): 6:48pm On Feb 17, 2016
be like boko haram has paid this guy to provide fresh visitors blood for their next intifidah

#FindTheChibokGirlsB4YankariTourism

PoliticsRe: Bucket Of Cash Allegedly Recovered From Wife Of Ex-Chief Of Air Staff Was A Lie by preselect(m): 11:26pm On Feb 14, 2016
Lying Liars make the wailing wailers wail for this country

[size=15pt]where are the chibok girls?[/size]

PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of Yahaya Bello And His Wife by preselect(m): 10:38pm On Feb 14, 2016
Markieee:
Na so me and my gf Muna go grow to the next level (Husband & Wife) IJN Amen..

BTW thunder fire the left nyash of the mode Wey block me..
If others talk about igbo tribe, then its cool but when we igbos talk about other tribes it becomes a taboo even to the extent of Making a rule here on nairaland.
God is watching you guys on 200HD..
God bless Igbo
God bless Anambra
Proudly Igbo..
Block me again and God go treat your case..
Lazy eediots
grin grin grin grin. . . . left nyash kwa? cheesy
so the fellow will have to make do with half his/her nyash grin
CrimeRe: EBSU Students Murder Us-Based Lady (photo) by preselect(m): 10:35pm On Feb 14, 2016
kill them
CelebritiesRe: Regina Askia’s Daughter, Stephanie, Smoking Cigar, Shows Off Sexy Bikini Body by preselect(m): 3:08am On Feb 13, 2016
sweet girl
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Orisaguana Gets Luxury Apartment In Lagos (pics) by preselect(m): 2:49am On Feb 13, 2016
[size=13pt]see how God take bless this babe. . .

and she's pretty too.[/size]
EducationRe: Nigerian-British Student Designs A Cathedral With Cereal Boxes (Photos) by preselect(m): 2:47am On Feb 13, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
If you check her name, just say this with me "The Sun Will Continue To Rise From The East..
[size=13pt]joy comes in the morning

wise men(And women) came from the east (na bible talk am)

it's in the DNA. no amount of eclipse can overcome the sun forever.[/size]

[size=5pt]note: i love igbos, i am igbo. I do NOT hate the others, I love Naija. I noticed many people dont like igbos. . . well somebody has to love them[/size]

#NoNeed4Jealousy

CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Flaunts Pink Porsche, Says It's Her Val Date by preselect(m): 2:53am On Feb 12, 2016
kolajoo:
My own Val kiss Black is beautiful so natural, no foundation, no Mary Kay, so real and not fake plus cute hairdo kiss. Face of Africa - Look how gorgeous she is, such a pity many won't recognize her beauty coz she's not yellow. I hope she knows she's beautiful and accepts no one else's definition of beauty. I've seen dark-skinned girls reject dark-skinned guys coz they want lighter-skinned children. I know, they told me.
the most beautiful thing about her. . . . . . that smile. . . so real. . . and so priceless. . .

this is beauty. . .



#LetMeHaveOneGentlePost

PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Bashir Ahmad As Personal Assistant On New Media (Photo) by preselect(m): 2:25am On Feb 12, 2016
another rabid sniveling watch dog to oversee the propagation of lies in the "new media". . . . the Presidiot has just created a new job. . . congratulations

but where are the girls. . . . .

PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Kill More Than 50 In Borno State by preselect(m): 3:54am On Feb 11, 2016
[size=15pt]and this foolish Presidiot of the unfortunate republic is busy traveling up and down the world.. . . .

and as if that is not bad enough, his online warriors, those nauseating rabid sniveling watch dogs of his, will come here and defend this ignominious inglorious imbecilic "technical" defeat of Boko Haram.

who shall deliver us from this Abomination from Daura[/size]


#WhereAreTheChibokGirls

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Arrives Abuja From London, February10,2016. by preselect(m): 3:31am On Feb 11, 2016
the fool is back . . . . . to have some rest before the next travel.

meanwhile the chibok girls are yet to be found. . . . . fulani cattle rearers are busy killing people in the middle belt. . . . .naira is now 300naira to one dollar. . . . . .his budget is a monumental embarrassment which is laughable if not for it's potentially grave consequences. . . . yet nero sings while rome burns . . .

Who will deliver us from this Abomination called Terrorhammadu


#BringBackOurGirls

PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen And Tiv People Clash In Benue State (Graphic Photos) by preselect(m): 3:27am On Feb 09, 2016

everyone run run run . . . . .

dem bring sorrow, tears and blood . . . .
dem regular trade mark . . . . . .

tarararalaaalaaalaa . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4ZUnPWxgvc

The legacy of Mohammadu Bu(Mumu)hari


#BloodThirstyBeastlyBuharites

SportsRe: Oliseh 'Apologizes' To Nigerians After Youtube Outburst by preselect(m): 12:19am On Feb 09, 2016
[size=14pt]Booharia calls nigerians criminals
Oliseh calls nigerians insane

and here's pastor bakare calling nigerians Idiots, foolish nigerians. . . grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZDbGVFIjuI

hmmnn. . . . . and many nigerians agree that they are idiots

Buhari's Nigeria. . . . . a land of insane, foolish, idiotic criminals. . . grin . . . . no be me de talk

make una no complian when nnamdi kanu calls nigeria a zoo
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#BringBackOurGirlsO

PoliticsRe: #IAmANigerianNotACriminal: Nigerians Respond To Buhari Disparaging Remark Abroad by preselect(m): 5:46am On Feb 08, 2016
tsdarkside:
stop doing crimes abroad.......the problem is,the numbers of criminal nigerians overweighs the numbers of the hard working ones....


and that is a fact!!!....

if we have to shame you before your enemies,to bring you back to your senses,,,then, so be it!!!... angry angry angry

btw...the western nations think,all blacks are criminals anyways...they just put a name to it....nigeria......
MoDs, I dont like it when a maggot quotes me. . . . . . pls let only human beings quote me.

PoliticsRe: #IAmANigerianNotACriminal: Nigerians Respond To Buhari Disparaging Remark Abroad by preselect(m): 6:30am On Feb 07, 2016
[size=18pt]this is what happens when an 1DIOT is elected as the leader of a nation.[/size]

#Pres1diotOfTheUnfortunateRepublicOfNigeria

SportsRe: Lagos Marathon 2016: Those Who Fainted (Photos) by preselect(m): 6:28am On Feb 07, 2016
Lagos get marathon? who wan run for that hot weather? how many miles be the marathon? and don't they prepare for the marathon before registering? abi na anyhow anyone fit run? I know NY marathon I wanted to run lat yr they gave me a long list of qualification criteria. people prepare for it by running daily for 6 months etc ahead of the marathon. . . and it's usually in the autumn/fall, when weather dey cold so heat stroke or heat exhaustion would be uncommon

na wa o

meanwhile. . . .has Mallam Buhari found the chibok girls yet?

PoliticsRe: Jonathan Government Created TSA, But Couldn’t Impose It – Buhari by preselect(m): 6:15am On Feb 07, 2016
Ayatullah:
@preselect, your jumbo font, photoshop and the gutter language you inherited from the unfortunate beings that brought you to planet earth will not make GEJ return to preside over Nigeria affairs again, never ever again! Nigeria has been secured for now by Team Buhari, which is the victorious.
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please do us a favor. . . go and hang yourself. hurry up, your presence on earth is polluting the gene pool. your nasty parents that would have better served nature by remaining celibate went ahead against all reason to selfishly get married and reproduced their slimy self into another generation. I hope you are an only child of your useless parents.

GEJ is gone. . . . . gone for good. forget him. . . you know why APC cant forget GEJ? bc they can't move forward, they can't govern. they can't lead, so they need something to keep the people distracted, so they resort to GEJ bashing. and dyou know why GEJ keeps quiet? bc silence is golden.

by the way . . I hope you are not part of Boko Haram? anyways, if you are . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..[/size]

[size=18pt]and tell Terrohammadu to find the chibok girls. He can go to advise Syria on how to stop terrorism (what a fool). . he can also go to advise the US on how to improve their economy. . . He can go to Japan to teach the Japanese how to make electronic products. . . He can go to Germany to teach them how to make cars etc but whatever he does. . .whereever he goes. . . tell him the chibok girls are yet to be found. . . and tell your boko friends to stop the killings. . .e don do. Ewu!![/size]
#Ewuyatullah

PoliticsRe: Jonathan Government Created TSA, But Couldn’t Impose It – Buhari by preselect(m): 6:59am On Feb 06, 2016
Pidggin:
Buhari is copying almost all GEJ's policies, taking credit for them, and still insulting him.

I wonder why he cannot come up with his own policies instead of photocopying from GEJ.
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you have to have a brain before developing policies. that old gworo eating anuofia from daura has nothing in his head. all muscle and no brain. This is a bomboclaat with cattle rearing experience who travelled thousands of miles to go and give advice on how to solve the terrorism problem in Syria. . . . grin grin grin grin. . . when Boko Haram just burnt over 50 people alive and destroyed 2 villages in his backyard o . . cheesy cheesy
Perhaps he wants to let them know how he is handling Nigeria's terrorism problem. . . as an example of how NOT to lead grin grin

Heck, he can't even pass a budget and you are asking him to develop policy. . . na wa for you o[/size]

#BornoOnFireBuhariTalksSyria

PoliticsRe: Buhari In A Bilateral Meeting With Martin Schulz, President Of The EU Parliament by preselect(m): 6:15pm On Feb 03, 2016
Justinah4real:
Can u point out one single thing, that Baba one chance, has achieved with all his travelling and signing paper. Our tourist President is just opening new escrow accounts for his family and cronies transfering Oil money from Nigeria into foreign bank accounts.
[size=13pt]quite a lot

1. he has expanded his photocratic government's false image
2. he has learned more about how to talk in public. (when last did u hear president michelle of western germany)
3. he has been able to shake the hands of oyibo
4. he has been able to travel to countries he can't even place in a map before
5. his online warriors. . . . those rabid snivelling watch dogs of his. . . . can have something to spin into success
6. he can show the world that a cattle rearer can travel too
7. he hopes one day to find his missing certificates
8. . . . . . . .. Liar Mohammed will explain this and the remaining 55 achievements of President Buhari

Shangeee[/size]

EducationRe: Photo Of Overcrowded Lecture Hall In UNN by preselect(m): 5:26pm On Feb 03, 2016
in this 2016? . . . . . . . see wall . . . . . the paint be like kwashiokor skin. . .

yet tomorow we go de hear billions of naira for budget. . .





#BringBackOurGirlsBuhari

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Hails Jonathan As He Addressed The European Union Parliament by preselect(m): 5:22pm On Feb 03, 2016
inforesource:
If the title was, "PMB bashed GEJ" then it will be news. PMB knows what it takes to let go power willingly in Africa. It isn't in our leaders blood. But thank God for GEJ for that single act that saves this great Nation from impending disaster.

God bless PMB angry angry angry
God bless GEJ
God has already blessed Nigeria.
Long live Federal Republic Of Nigeria
[size=14pt]so now they've started hailing GEJ? abi dem don tire to dey blame am. Perhaps somebody is eating the humble pie now. . . . . . anyways before you finish that pie. . . . . . clean up the mess in the north-east, restore the economy to what it was when u came (i know u can't improve it) . . . take your lopsided fight against "kworopsion" into the APC & NASS (HQ of "kworopsion" ) . . . . . . . and don't forget to bring back our girls. . . . . . . . Ewu[/size]

CelebritiesRe: Olamide Meets President Buhari (photos) by preselect(m): 5:20pm On Feb 02, 2016
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so this fool has time to go and drink in Ogun state when the north-east is burning. Boko Haram burnt children alive for crissake. how insensitive can a human being be? less then 48hrs and this old fool is already travelling for owambe jollifications. have you seen the shangeeee that they talk about.

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#WhereAreTheChibokGirls
#Fool@70

SportsRe: Jude Ighalo Shares His Throwback Photo; Says "Money Is Good" by preselect(m): 4:46pm On Feb 01, 2016
konji1:
grin grin money is the only medicine that can wipe human Ugliness.. cheesy


SEE MORE THROWBACK PHOTOS HERE >>
http://www.melogist.com/footballer-jude-ighalo-shares-his-throwback-photo/
i disagree, humans are naturally beautifu/handsome, but poverty stole it all and replaced it with wicked faces, so once poverty is eliminated. . . . the natural beauty returns

meanwhile. . .

#BringBackOurGirlsBuhari
#DalorigateBokoEmbarrassMyGovernment
#Kakistomoboplutocracy
#GovernmentByAWickedFool

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