₦airaland Forum

Amara25god:
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My people dem go follow pope, Amen....dem go follow bishop follow imam follow pastor......



Chai, fela rest in.....

christians go de say espiritu . hevinus. . . . moslems go de say alahu akubar. . . . . . . . .open ur eyes here. . . . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr9yJi5anR8

Mogidi:
SHOCK!!
As Buhari leaves for Germany and he left (hairdresser) Aisha Buhari in charge of Nigeria.

he addressed her as "your excellency" at the inaugural. you think say na mistake?

Cattle rearer ruling through a hairdresser. . .

[size=28pt]make dem go find chibok girls o, or else thunder is on the way[/size]


#WhoStillRemembersChibok

[size=14pt]and the Mumu-In-Chief is in Germany reading reports that he can't understand, [/size]



[size=28pt]Make una tell am to bring back the Chibok Girls o[/size]






#BooooHooooBuhari

[size=22pt]MUMUSTOCRACY:

leadership by a cattle rearer, in abstentia, with outrageous priorities, ignoring emergencies and very important issues, chasing shadows, in summary, when an illiterate goat in charge.

KAKISTOEWUGOATOCRACY (kakisto-ewu-goat-o-cracy) : when the leader of a Mumustocracy is called Buhari
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[size=33pt]Where are the Chibok Girls, Buhari? [/size]




#MumuInChiefBuhari

if she doesnt have a child nko, what about it?
she can always adopt.

life is all about happiness, some people with children are very very unhappy, in fact some children are even the source of unhappiness. these fake pastors should let people be.

someone is unhappy in a marriage and they think she should remain there and die in pain. now na child be una problem.

[size=24pt]once again, life is all about happiness. . . . which is why we must tell Buhari to free the chibok girls so they and their families could partake in the God given rights to the pursuit of happiness. . . . . . . [/size]

#MallamInGermany
#ChibokGirlsInCaptivity

my friend take that "seed" and plant it in the nearest orphanage
what is wrong with Nigerians?









#BuhariAbandonsChibok






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"your club" . . . .really! are you people for real? who told you it's your club? some people need to travel abroad to see what this world is truly like. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

you think messi cares about you. . . . . .



Wake up . . .



#MallamTerrorInGermany
#ChibokGirlsInBondage

lovely family










#AbokiInGermany

[size=15pt]A campaign based on lies
A message full of threats
A victory sealed in blood
A rule crafted on deception

You guys denigrated GEJ, besmirched him in toto , vituperated GEJ supporters online with a vehemence unprecedented in the annals of human history. . . .now you got what you wanted and all the promises are being eroded gradually while GEJ's tactics are being deployed. Even the belated and little GEJ security gains have fallen apart under the leadership of Mallam Terrorhammadu Buhari. The chibok girls are yet to be found. . . . or even discussed, economy is shrinking, kidnapping has been exhumed. . . . and yet people like me will be maligned even here in nairaland for adamantly refusing to worship this goat called Buhari. Even in the face of overt hypocrisy. . . . unadulterated, disgusting.. . . even unbelievable hypocrisy by the midget of Kaduna as exhibited here in this thread, people will still insist that I am the unreasonable one (not like i care what you think of me ) . . .The thunder that will fire all of una no go get part two [/size]

by the way. . . . . [size=28pt]. . has Mallam Gworo Chewing General Terrorhari seen the Chibok girls?[/size]

#BringBackOurGirls

i dont know why Nigerians go to Russia. I even know someone in Yemen.

if it's not US, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Western Europe, may be may be may be Japan, pls pls pls my people stay at home and be alive.

even in the US there are states you dont want to live in.

RIP girl, you chose integrity regardless of the cost.



#BringBackOurGirlsBuhari






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[size=18pt]TufiakwaBuhari[/size]


[size=18pt]BuhariDinjo[/size]

[size=18pt]OsiBunjo[/size]

[size=18pt]NgigeNshi[/size]

[size=38pt]share a coke with Buhari. . . . .Tufiakwa. . . .[/size]

#BringBackOurGirls

Dorrobucci:
R.I.P to the dead.

[size=38pt]Where is that gworo chewing brainless old senile illiterate man?[/size]

Baba one chance Come and save the people that voted you into power, brainless dullard.

abeg no kill me with laugh. . . . . . . . . . .

#AbokiDonForgetChibokGirlsO

Young03:
buhari were ar u?

u told us u will end insurgency in 1week if we elect u
more than 100people have died since u became the president and all u could do is to run away from the country


Chai, diA is God oo

[size=18pt]de cattle rearer don con them wayo[/size]

[size=38pt]and that mallam is not talking of the chibok girls again. . . . . [/size]

#BuhariWayoCattleRearer

bomb blast in Yola. . . . . . . many feared dead

[size=50pt]Sai Buhari . .[/size]








#TerroristBuhariWhereAreTheChibokGirls

[size=48pt]how does this find the chibok girls?[/size]










#EwuCattleRearer

phrezzz:
Am afraid i voted buhari but eachday i hear this news am begining to get disappointed. GEJ was fighting them already and they became less potent. but its been 7days buhari has been sworn in. i had thought he would have gone into action. no less than 80people has been killed since he came into power. .am afraid am begining to loose hope. Fuel is still high. his wife wearing a N10M wristwatch shouldnt be accepted by buhari.

[size=21pt]. . . . . and the chibok girls are yet to be seen. . . . . and the Clueless Cattle Rearer is busy travelling with his micro-deputy. . . .[/size]





#MallamBuhariWeyDeChibokBabesNa

the horse looks like him

na joke o

[size=28pt]meanwhile, before you ride that horse, where are the chibok girls[/size] this one no be joke






#CluelessMallamWithaHorse

Pque:
[s]Well, I'am not surprised with ur post, not at all because I expect nothing else from an unreasonable fellow like you.

Yeah, you made a point. It is not bad to make a joke but what is bad is making unreasonable joke at the wrong time. If I have a bad, selfish, stupid, ceremonial figure head that has proved is uselessness as a leader, I would'nt mind making all sort of joke with such a man but comparing an innocent man yet to do anything wrong, atleast publicly with a monkey shows how stupid and insane you are. If you are this unreasonable, it means you can compare your father to father of all ape, Gorilla. You can even be so daft to show him the picture of the gorilla and say "daddy, you look like this gorilla but na joke o". I know that sanity will be restore to ur insane head that day.

I'am not saying don't make cruel jokes on leaders. You will only be sane to make it on the one that deserve it but you will be insane to make 'it' on the one that does'nt deserve it. Reserve those jokes to the time they prove their uselessness.

Meanwhile, I supported Jonathan in 2011 nd kicked out his clueless butt in 2015. Believe me, if Jonathan won that election, the only song you'll hear him sing is the same old song with same rythm "it is well, no problem, nothing is wrong, we're making progress, we have made great achievement...", even though Nigerians are dieing. I'am not tribalistic and not a fanatic, so, look 4 ur customer elsewhere.

I believe in solidarity and any man who is ready to move this nation forward for good. At the same time I can hate haters. By the way, the final cain I used on the first house wife is still fresh, available for the second house wife. Even b4 2019, they varies.

I'am not a mallam and not a cattle rearer. I'am a Nigerian with the logo of a cap with the ears of the dog. The skontollo style. I also belong to everybody that want change and I belong to nobody that still want to remain stagnant[/s].

[size=15pt] . . . .uhm, Mod pls from today onwards, notify me ONLY when a human being quotes me[/size]

[size=38pt]lest i forget. . . . Mallam Terrorhammadu Nebuchadnezzar Buhari, where are the chibok girls?[/size]

#BuhariDidYouEatOurGirls?

Pque:
A special prayer 4 u tonight: God go give u sense @TheDauraMallam

upon say the guy say na joke.

listen, Mallam Cattle Rearer Terrorhammadu Buhari, and Pikin Osibanjo are public figures in a democracy. . . . and people will make fun of them. . . enough fun. if you don't like it, try dictatorship. it's one of the bad sides of democracy.

people made fun of GEJ. did you think it'll end with GEJ? no way. it's our culture now. for the next 600 yrs, public figures will be up for public ridicule.

meanwhile, in another development. . . . . .[size=38pt] Buhari where are the chibok girls[/size]

#TerrorhariBringBackOurGirls
#ChangeLMAO
#WhyDemNovaBanMeYet

o'boy imagine if this guy come mess

meanwhile. . . . . . . .

[size=48pt]. . . . . Buhari where are the girls?[/size]





#BuhariBringBackOurGirls
#UnaNoGoBanMe?

[size=13pt]I don't understand why people are arguing in this thread. It is common knowledge that Boko Haram and Buhari are like Ice and Water. Even yesterday i told you all that Mallam Cattle Rearer Terrorhammadu Buhari went for Boko Haram Executive Board meeting in Niger and Chad. I told you all. why are we surprised his kilers are now shouting Sai Buhari? this nonsense will end whenever Mallam CRT Buhari gives them the order to stop.
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[size=28pt]meanwhile. . . .Mallam Cattle Rearer Terrorhammadu Buhari, where are the chibok girls?[/size]



#BuhariBringBackOurGirls
#whyhaven'ttheybannedme

Imortal001:
I know those saTANoid will comment rubbish, but i can assured you that PMB is not going to niger&chad to beg for mechinaries like the clueless one did.

[size=38pt]of course we know. . . . . . . . . . . . he simply went for a conference of board of directors Boko Haram Inc[/size]


[size=18pt]and let's not forget. . . . .Buhari is yet to go to chibok[/size]



#TerroristsInConference
#WhereAreTheGirls

WIZGUY69:
Gombe

IMO

- Imo Broadcasting Corporation
(Owerri)

these guys still dey?

[size=18pt]on another note, Buhari the cattle rearer, where are the chibok girls[/size]

#BringBackOurGirls

hmmmn. . . and they said igbo people like money . . .




[size=18pt]by the way. . . . Buhari where are the girls, Madam Oby how far na. my people, have we got one naira for one dollar yet?[/size]


#CattleRearerInCharge
#BringBackOurGirls
#1Naira-1Dollar

lawd have mercy

I thank God for my life o




[size=18pt]meanwhile has Buhari said anything yet about the chibok girls?[/size]



#BuhariBringBackOurGirls

[size=38pt]while she's wearing 10million naira watch the chibok girls are being raped and the fulani cattle rearers are planning the next assault on an innocent village and nairaland is pretending that all is well, god go punish all of una wey take eye condone evil,. . .this evil going on will return to you and your generations. . . . .

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#Buharigotochiboknow

and they say igbo people like money

this thread for don reach 400 pages if they were igbos

shame on nairaland

[size=18pt]meanwhile has Buhari found the chibok girls?[/size]



#Buhariwherearethegirls

bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

you guys should call me when we have 3 or more of the following:

1) one naira=one dollar
2) stabilized oil price @ $100/barrel
3) free breakfast for every nigerian child
4) one new refinery/yr
5) free education for all nigerians
6) payment of 5000naira to ALL unemployed nigerians every month
7) prosecution of the evil satanic rampaging fulani cattle rearers in the country
[size=28pt] and bring back ALL the missing girls in boko haram's captivity[/size]

JurassicPark:
Lol

To heap the entire woes of the country on madam Okonjo is inhumane considering other socio-economic factors..

Ok, Put your mum in madam Okonjo's position and tell me if you won't rejoice with her for the honorary degree..

tell them o, he say we should rejoice with people who are rejoicing and good will follow us, and I ask, how come they refused to rejoice when Madam Okonji was honored by both Yale and Fortune magazine? dem nova tell us their agenda yet, we are watching with closed eyes

[size=18pt]meanwhile tell buhari and ezekwesili that the chibok girls are yet to be found[/size]

#bringbackourgirlsbuhari