₦airaland Forum

ifyalways:
I nye m ego ma owu zutaram moto ohuru, m ga-eji na gbuo gi.

nsogbu adighi. . . . kama m jiri toshman gworo ogwu ego. . . . . .

the kind of stories that emanate from nigeria

ifyalways:
O Sacha ahu, o submit-ie ego nile o nwetara from oru ipa nshi all night then ga na attic, choro Otu akuku jiri nwayo rahu ura

toshmann:
Hahahahahahahahaha
Ify gbara wicked-u,
Ichoghidi inye ya Vaseline ka ogbaa

omoajiri:
Question:
where was the first tv station in nigeria built?

Answer: NTA Ibadan.
Its even the 1st television station in Africa.

correct

now answer this

question:
which intelligent african leader looked the Belgian King in the face and told him the truth about the evils of colonialism?

harrysterol:
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Qn:
Which country had the world's first flags?[/color]

france?

blessedvisky:
pureIvory preselect tr3y vicintosh were are all of you??

i'm here

did you know that nigeria is not a nigerian name?
Nigeria is a name formed by the british to describe the (river)Niger-Area.

the real founding father (or founding couple) of nigeria are non-nigerias

the amalgamation of northern and southern protectorates of nigeria was purely for the purposes of enhancing the business interests of the royal niger company

the first time indigenes of the new united colony addressed themselves as Nigerians, the british were not comfortable with it. they didnt like the growing nationalism and self awareness of the people. .. . . . .and true to their fears, talk of independence came up within a decade of that era

the first europeans to come to nigeria were the Portuguese, who came in the 15th century and did business with the Oba of Benin. they were amazed by the Bini empire.

one of the Obas of Bini was banished by the british and he died in "exile" (died in calabar, and was buried there)
the people of Oguta, in Imo state were Bini citizens who, centuries ago, were banished by the Oba, they crossed the niger and settled in present day oguta in imo state. they have been "igbolized" over the centuries though they still share some words in their dialect with the edo language. . . like they have the same/similar names for God. . . . . "Osa . . . . . "

Question:
where was the first tv station in nigeria built?

mukina2:
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Ivory Coast champions!!!!!

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/08/1423434161657_lc_galleryImage_Ivory_Coast_s_players_cel.JPG

finally Mukina has her wish

they can only win this bc nigeria isnt there

nnenneigbo:
Toshman, i ka nokwa ebe i noo eh? cheap this, cheap that Abiakwala lbia hum biko, cheap flight anaghi agbazikwa sef.

toshman na acho okada from america to london

nnenneigbo:
o o Ify, so osacha ahu, then what? Ifym efuola finish

then nsusu onu na ihe ndi ozo di na ya.

any problem?

nnenneigbo:
so muwa ka i na akpo this babe?

cheregodi kam ka kpoo Toshman, just wait there.

o, nne ndo. . . aha gi wuzi nwa oma nkea, and not this babe

so ima toshman? hmmn, nsogbu dikwa o

ifyalways:
Onye o bu nshi, I batala? Biko e mesakwala m aka oo. Ga saa ahu first

Onye o bu nshi love

Darfur

,
owukwa ego nshi ahu ka m ji eme finance love anyi o

ifyalways:
Cheap flights maka ndi bu cheap am*

Tosh, so onodu gi a gbanwebeghi? Owu ka na apa gi dis bad? Leenu ma I ga-eso Nwa Darfur aga oru " o buru nshi" na abali

The work riiii dirty mana the £ ri crisp.

Nnenne, ndewo, nwanyi oma. Very soon, Ikomi na FromUk ga adabata,not forgetting Romeo.

Darfur, you suppose ima Nnenne anyi now. Owu Aruba from far back.

o na emekwa m ka onye m ma far back
, as per toshman, imaghi na ego ya nile na aga na akpa umunwayi?

. . . Their friends say it's not the first time she'd stab him but this time, he lost his life . . . .

i feel like saying "serves him right" . . .
what kind of foolish love will make you stay with someone who has stabbed you before? you de craze? you think someone will suddenly repent just like that? common sense didnt tell you SHE WILL DO IT AGAIN? i know common sense is no longer common these days.

this criminal should rot in prison. . . . she shouldnt kill her yet. . . we may need her for human sacrifice to agbara ikpirishikiti to fortify our fighters when boko haram dares enter into the holyland after the defeat of General Oluwole Buhari

chiefololade:
U dey bark

for now. . . . . . soon i will bite some peeps will bite. . . . . . . . . . we are waiting for the usual culprits to start the killing. . . . .then you'll see the response



all igbos still living in the north will have no sympathy from both northerners and easterners
come back home you fools . . . . . . hausas are leaving the east. . . . what the hell are you stiff-headed igbos doing up-north at this time?

azeeza:
You are spewing crap, what about your funny looking Gej who uses In Sha Allah to cajole people all in the name of vote. I am not surprise Namadi sunday is following the footstep of his principal.mind you, i am not from the North and think before you type bro. PEACE!!!

nd you are spewing bunkum, last time i checked, GEJ is not Jesus.
mind you, i'm not from the north . . . .read before you respond. . . .

chiefololade:
It is well with my country
#SayNoToElectionPostponement

#feBuhari
#SaiBuhari..
our next president Insha Allah, Insha Jesus, Insha Eledumare!
#ChangeJona

stop pls STOP your attempt to implicate my religion into your speech mannerism. . . . .
we say in Jesus Name, or by God's Grace, or by the Blood of Jesus. . . . stop using insha Allah/Jesus abeg

when your gwreat-gwrand-pada illiterate aboki mallam failbooharry a.k.a General "Oluwole" Booharry looses this election. . . i hope we wont hear "allahu akbar" with touts carrying machetes and spilling blood all over the country

anyway, should that happen, there is a plan in the south to take care of it. . . . . .

atmy:
Dumb skull can't you get it into your head, GMB is loved everywhere in the country so nobody touches him. GeJ is hated like poo in the north and Southwest, even his PDP supporters blamed him for disgracing them and started stoning him. lol

you mechanized tout, from a lineage of barbaric savages. get it into your encephalitic head that this is the 21st century and in a democracy people are expected to be civilized. you have a right to hate him but that doesnt give you and your goons up north the right to stone him. thats why those uncivilized sons and daughters of Belial have no regard for human rights and civility which explains why there is always bloodshed in that God-forsaken part of the world.

why am I even surprised. . . are these not the supporters of bookohari

but NOW, know this if you like, that no clan or group can lay claim to a monopoly of violence. Bc many have started asking if we should be in the same country with all this hatred going round.

buhari came to the east, they gave him a chieftaincy title, "igbolized" him with the name okechukwu (i dunno how much APC paid the modaforking traditional ruler who did this sacrilege) received him well,

goodluck goes to the north they stone him city after city. . .


. . . .and you people expected that there would be peace?
y'all should have your heads examined

nnenneigbo:
Toshmaaaaaaaaaaaan the Toshman, chai, m missiri gi too much . chaiiii!
bia ka m mako(hug) gi

ebelebe igba!!!
so unu abuo ma onwe unu far back?

bia, idi sure na amghi m this babe

nnenneigbo:
oh ok o, so i chororo i pass m to toshman ka m puoro gi na uzo? na lie, Ify, be careful o, kpachara anya ebe nwa noo, biko

nnaa lekwanu m nsogbu o. . . .
nwanne, i ga abu ogbenye wurukwa amusu
nnaa lekwa don-in-a-manger o, hapunu mu na ify nke m huru n'anya excess.
okay, ify hapu m now, iga ekwe awu oyi m nwayi?

iga emere m ihe ify na emere m?

jiri ya nwayo o o . owuru nwoke na agu gi, lekwa toshnwayi buruchaa wholesale
ihe ubutere gi were ya otu ahu

LOLOLOLOL

Science and Technology section LMAO

ziccoit:
I'm not surprised, CAN has always been a scion of PDP. Reading through the whole article almost made me cry. GEJ is using Christianity religion to push this country into a serious chaos from which she may not recover.

PFN was used during the last Osun gubernatorial election. These people were reported distributing religion leaflets with inscription "VOTE JESUS VOTE OMISORE". Why oh why.

Oh God the most powerful; the most knowledgeable; the Knower of hiddens; I pray onto You, dismantle the ever divisive government of GEJ, put an abrupt end to his callousness and desperation. Disgrace him and his partners in crimes. Uphold Your righteous ones and push down the selfish ones among the so called MOGs. Put down their walls of corruption .

my friend play your politics without involving God abeg. otherwise you are just guilty of the same thing you are accusing others of doing. . . .

and by the way, i have to tell you, God may be angry with King Jeroboam, but He's not about to replace him with Pharaoh

wey de seductive pose?
nnaa naija na decent conservative country o, if this one wey wear complete clothes na seduction

even church choir for europe wear more seductive clothes than this

lolololol

the change man has started changing

i thought he's all about probing, accountability and corruption

the voice of FailBuhari and the hand of Thiefnoobu

APC--->All Pigs Congress, Automated Permanent Crooks, Always Praising Criminals,

ahaaaaa, eze umunwanyi abiala

ifyalways:
Onye apari X 2.

A choghim i di gi n'obi biko. A choro m i bu odi gi n'akpa. I tinye m n'akpa gi, m tinye gi n'ukwu m.

Happy new month.Afo a na-agbakwa ozo.

ify nke m, biko hapukwa ihe nnenneigbo na ekwu. omaghi how far. omaghi na anyi nu na threadia since 1837.
iwu my one and only ify oooo

nnenneigbo:
bia Ify, gini ka gi na nwa na emedi?

who be this?
odi ka ndi obi olugbu abiala . . .
and o wu nwanyi . . . . achoghikwa m distraction, odi ka m ga akpo toshman umunwanyi ka obia bupuru m nwa agbogho nke a, ka mmadu hu uzo with ify m

bruno419:
B-Bribery
U-uneducated
H-Hypocrisy
A-Armed Robber
R-Rascal
I-Illitrate


Pens down

B-Bloody
U-Uneducated
H-Heartless
A-and
R-Reckless
I-ILLITERATE


[size=5pt]abeg make dis election no finish o, i just de catch my fun[/size]

nice. . . . nice. . . . . i kinda dont know them sha. . . only #1 that i know
either I don de old, or i'm out of touch with nigeria's entertainment industry. . . . . . or both

22 days, just to go and vote


lol, nigerian education

nigeria never ceases to amaze me

oracle kwa!

see me see wahala o, what do women want sef
una say una want us to be true and real yet when we come as we are una no go gree
so we go through these great lengths to put up a show. . . just to please una.
after we succeed in getting una, una still want us to continue the stress. . . .
HABA!!!
U sabi how many girls we don put us through this stress before una come fall for us?
una sabi the cummulative effect of the stress?
abeg make una park well o, unless u no want man?

after all, the figure 8 wey we see come meet una, don change to figure. . . . . i no even know the figure wey some of una get now. . . de figure fit dey for roman numerals