₦airaland Forum

Tinubu:
NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER !!!

I just finished meditating on the Word of God, and now the devil has used the mods to tempt me with this alluring specimen of womanhood... Perfect color, perfect breasts, perfect thighs, perfect........

EVERY SPIRIT OF LUST IN MY LIFE.... DIE BY FIRE!!


*sprinkles the Blood of Jesus on thread, uses a newspaper to cover my erectionn, and hastily exits thread . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . and runs straight into the bathroom where the vaseline is waiting. . . . . . . why are you still reading? wetin you wan "hear" next?

Tinubu:
So this is the 'work of God' that they are using their private jets for... The private jets they bought with our tithes and offerings

GEJ has looted this nation into an economic coma, and used that blood money to organize a flamboyant wedding for his daughter...... And the Pastors who come to the alter every Sunday and tell us to 'flee from all appearances of evil', are right there grinning from ear to ear

GOD IS INDEED REALLY MERCIFUL

abi you no wan make them smile again . . . . money good o . .which pastor no like money?

QUOTE ME NEGATIVELY AND WATCH YOUR DESTINY CRASH INTO THE PACIFIC OCEAN!!

meeen you are wasting your talents here. . . you should be working for comedy central
meanwhile, i hereby declare that this quote is a POSITIVE QUOTE O. . . abeg, make my destiny no crash inside mammywater area command

Ozin:
Thank God Nairaland is an online forum, if it were to be a square where we all come to argue and debate, I am very sure the APC supporters will come to the square armed with guns ,petrol and matches.

some will carry APC -->Armored Personnel Carrier as well as Bazooka and rocket launchers

Change2015:
This is how a leader should respond in this situation. Buhari is a man of sterling character, and this statement is timely and wise. We await a similar condemnation of the shooting of APC supporters in Rivers State from the pdp.

#change
#GMB
#APC

how come his supporters are very violent? . . . they killed and maimed in 2011, they are still killing under the banner of boko haram, now they are burning and looting in jos as supporters. . . in the internet they are allover the nigerian blogosphere breathing fire.

you guys are scary

Curiouser:
You are just saying rubbish.

i hope you re not one of the people who will do the killing. . . . .
the blood of those who were killed in 2011 by Buhari's supporters still cry for justice. . . .

i'm just reminding . . . . . . .

by the way, all igbos in the north should get out before the election o, if buhari wins you can come back, if he looses, better stay far away from the reach of his vile supporters. . . .
if they kill you, na for nairaland here others go dey de analyze am, meanwhile you are gone. . . . . for good

i hope there are no igbos in the north, bc if this buhari doesnt win this election. . . his supporters will go on another rampage, and igbos will be their target as usual, even though GEJ is NOT igbo . . . . . . . . . . .
i'm just saying.

praise010:
Fallacy!!!

I dont know the tribe you are from but if I may ask, is marriage guaranteed for all the women in your tribe?
There is hardly a marriage that fails to materialise today because the Husband cannot perform Traditional Wedding.
it is nt compulsory to perform traditional wedding ceremony. You may choose to pay the dowry and go on with your white wedding.

You also fail to realise that Ibo culture varies from tribe to tribe. Some pays dowry below #1000. Some have restrictions on the number of guests (from both parties). Some limits the food to be cooked and the drinks to be consumed _ allin a bid to cut cost.
There are over 5000 igbo communities with different cultures, so you may need to be specific when you say "Igbos" cos the culture varies

i may be wrong, but that has been my observation while in nigeria, compared o yorubas and hausas, igbos marry late, on the average. . . . and yes i am igbo

faqman:
chai...
marrying ndigbo is too expensive...

the bad side of this is that many igbo girls remain unmarried well into their late 30s. . . . . . you know the rest

good one governor amechi . . . it's good to know civilized people still inhabit the political terrain. . . .
i wish you were the APC candidate instead of that other one who has no certificates

it wouldn't have happened if he showed his certificates. . . if he has any

these days nigerians want educated people

publisher:
WOW...I honestly want to know what Buhari fans have against GEJ.

They shout CORRUPTION, yet under GEJ, Nigeria has constantly dropped in the global corruption index.

I dare say that most Buhari fans will end up voting for GEJ

'LIKE' if you believe.

by hook or by crook

if they dont like it, let them exchange with poverty an no fame. rubish

yungcyrus:
Buhari go to Asylum puleess!

GEJ till mikel obi win African best

uhm, that's like saying GEJ for life/forever

impressive

lalasticlala:
By Pastor BISI
ADEWALE

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(9) Giving your BRIDE PRIDE (virginity) to a man who has notpaid your BRIDE PRICE.

abeg change topic. . . . . . . . dem don throway their virginity far back. Why deny a guy that is serious, something you have already shared to all the useless boys and girls around the world

waternogeteneny:
[size=18pt]APC chose an Igbo vice now, or no igbo vote as we will be sticking with the national party PDP[/size]

my friend speak for yourself. . . . una nova tire to de ask for vice? go for something big. all or nothing. have'nt you noticed that these days even the vice president they always rush to beg igbos to accept, they dont give you anymore. now all we have is a president who has an unusual igbo middle name

Pakmano:
THE IMPORTANCE OF ONE VOTE.

In 1776, one vote made English America's primary language instead of German.
One vote caused Charles1 of England to be executed in 1649.

One vote placed king George 1 on the throne of England in 1714 and restored monarchy

One vote (in the US Supreme Court) made George W Bush president of the United states and hence Iraq war and afghan war.

One vote saved President Andrew Johnson from impeachment in the 1860s.

harrysterol:
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Qn;
Name 2 women who were wife of one U.S. President & mother of another

Mrs Adams
Mrs Barbara Bush

harrysterol:
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Qn;
Which language is named after a continent?(tricky right )

Afrikaans

Lt V.I Godknows

Person name na Godknows, una come de jail am say he no know where chibok girls dey. Una no know say Lt Godknows doesn't know, and na only God knows where the girls are

harrysterol:
are...........?

. . . you know now

harrysterol:
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Qn;
What was the main reason for the influx of immigrants from India into South Africa?

to work under the colonial govt of the day

harrysterol:
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Qn;
The months of July and August are named after whom?

julius caesar and caesar augustus

harrysterol:
In UK dogs can be jailed if the commit an offence

No big deal. Goats and cows have been arrested in Nigeria and charged to court. Don't ask me their punishment for the perceived offences they committed