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breadplanets:
Anam ekele kwa ooo. Ya gazie....

ndewo, nwanne anyi nwayi, anyi ekelekwaaa gi

bikonu, unu huru ify m
ifyalways nke m huru n'anya kedu gi?

youngice:
I won't deceive my self I'm a nice guy to the core
I'm the kind of guy that holds the door open for a lady
I call her by 6:45 to be the first to start her day. I don't shout at her , I'm a nice guy but I'm not a pushover
I don't take shiit (what I considered shit might vary from what others considered shit)
But I have perennial bad luck with women ,looks can be deceiving , I have the looks a player and also my startup lines and catch phrases are straight out of the players manual,I tried to be a player but it never worked out for me
Maybe it because I'm the only guy among 3 girls and mom ensured and still ensures that I treat all women like queens ,im yet to meet a lady that hasn't given me her her number and I'm very picky but I've only had 2 successes in all my dating attempts, admittedly I'm quite young (very early 20's) , but in all the ladies I've woed I've observed a pattern it goes like this

week 1 everything perfect, she calls I call , lovey dovey shi, love is in the air

week 2 I really have no idea what always happens

subsequently she hates me,absolutely detest me, she doesn't reply pings, see's me and ignores me I'm beginning to wonder if I have a problem because the pattern is getting very annoying
PS
I'm in an 'all guys uni (FUTO) and I'm in my early 20's with a young fac
please relationship experts advise needed
Only mature comments
Niaraland love experts
CC
Mizmycoli (Nairaland love expert )
Kachisbarbie ( pretty Lady analyst

2 "successes"? in other words. . . two women? . . . two things
1) if you ask me, you only need one "success" and hold on to it.
2) perhaps the women you are after are not nice women. you need a nice woman. nice women recognize nice men. but bad women, who also recognize nice men, tend to ignore nice men until they start loosing their beauty. then they rush the nice men while the nice women are still doing hard to get.

so chill, analyze and re-plan
good luck

by the way, where's is ify chei, this girl don go follow another man again. . .

VellyG:
They won't be executed... It has never happened anywhere in the world . Nigeria won't be the first.

The Romans did it. Whenever there's a mutiny in the roman army, the commanders kill 10% of their soldiers as punishment. It will be any random 10%. The roman army unit has about 500-600 soldiers. If there's anmutiny in the regiment, after it is contained, the commanders don't even bother with trying to find out those who did the mutiny, they just toss the coin and kill the unfortunate 10% of the regiment which will be about 50-60 soldiers. It was brutal. And that's where the English word DECIMATION came from. (Decimatio/Decem=a tenth)

ifyalways:
Scary pictures.

Churches now organise beauty pageants?

Ovoko

na wa o o o o o

na this kind church toshman go like go ,

meanwhile, honey i miss you o

Tokunbohkinibig:
Nobody is talking about somebody, that is allowed you know. It is a natural thing for MR NOBODY to talk about MR SOMEBODY.

You ve all failed to realise that Amechi is a potential president or VP after APC first tenure in office. They must have zoned presidency and VP to each regions for peace to reign and that is Why Northerner was given the presidential slot now while Yoruba was given VP. The two regions were given these slots for obvious reasons.

I can assure you that when it's d turn of South South to present their candidate for either VP or presidency, d battle would be between Osho Baba and Amechi. And trust me, having washed his hands(Amechi) and dined with elders, Amechi ll easily win the primary against Osho.

Amechi is only Wetting the ground for future purpose

Lololololol
APC give future slot to a man named Amaechi
He has to change his name to something APC can deal with. Even if it's zoned to south south, somebody will come up and receive it, not Amaechi

martynsnet:
Step 9. After letting the pot boil for a while, now added the Obgono
Step 10. Then the Okra

And after letting it boil for like 2 minutes my soup was ready.
food is ready, what would I do without my Garri n soup.

Thanks for viewing, corrections if necessary on how to make the soup better next time is highly welcomed.

e go better . . . . . . . . . . .wey my bread and coke breakfast

StrongPen1s:
All of you shouting ''so young and innocent'' can you guys please tell me what is innocent about someone strapping bomb of herself knowing fully well the level of damage she would effect on the real 'innocent' ones? Don't be easily deceived by that innocent look on her face, even die hard criminals have this look once they are caught. Abeeegi

my dear i tire o. . . i even had to open dictionary to ensure say the meaning of innocent nova change.

how can bomb and innocent be in one sentence

so nigerians have started this culture of baby mamas

aresa:
What's so polite and respectable about all your lies and baseless rubbish?

And the greatest sign of lack of argumentative substance is the lies and shameful baseless nonsense you people peddle.

There's no honor and respect in lies and deception and in fact, you disrespect us when you lie to us..

what's the lie? someone brings up a private jet owned by a man whose pay cannot explain the opulence displayed. we knew this guy from the days of Abacha. how come he got so rich between the days of abacha and today. what changed? he win lottery? is it the law that appropriates lots of money to him as ex-governor in the name of pensions. isnt that legitimized corruption?

it's a free world all right, believe what you want to believe, you are entitled to your own opinion BUT you are NOT entitled to "your own" facts bc facts are facts and are independent of opinions.

aresa:
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I get tired of reading you people's senseless, thoughtless and unintelligent nonsense I swear...

What is wrong with you people?

our debate has been polite so far. . . i was hoping i could at least have some respectable exchange of ideas for once in nairaland someday. Alas, that day is not today.

by the way, the greatest sign of lack of argumentative substance is the shameful resort to negative language and distraction from the topic at hand.

i remain positive, someday. there shall be a civilized person and even if we disagree, it shall be with full civility and polished language

aresa:
Don't you first have to prove to us why he's corrupt by showing us what he stole, from where and how much and even why your worthless and incompetent government is yet to arrest and jail him for corruption...

Didn't your government put him on trial once before and failed miserably with zero acts of corruption against Tinubu?

Do you have new proof of corruption you'd like to share with your government to have Tinubu arrested and jailed with?

i guess you are not nigerian since you refer to the nigerian govt as "your" and not "our"

anyways, you've already called it worthless govt, that is the #1 reason why they can't prosecute corrupt politicians---simple logic 101.
this is a govt that could not prosecute a hardened unrepentant murderer whom the security operatives went as far as sudan to capture. did you expect them to prosecute Tinubu?

this same Tinubu you are defending tenaciously, had lied about his college education even when it was absolutely unnecessary to the chagrin of the honorable Gani Fawehimi of blessed memory.

go on defending him. . keep waiting for the "worthless and incompetent government" to prosecute him. but know this, i dont care that you are sympathetic to APC, and that's okay being in APC, but until we all as a people learn how to rise up and see something unacceptable and say so, regardless of if the person involved is of our party or ethnic group or religion or whatever demographic, until we are able to speak up boldly against evil, or at least refuse to support or defend something irresponsible, we will continue to perambulate in a sea of escalating poverty and social inequality from generation to generation.

this is not a curse, and definitely not a prophesy. it is just a simple statement of fact. just like "predicting" after wednesday comes thursday

pendy179:
Can someone please tell me which Federal Ministry, Which Federal Revenue Agency, Which State Allocation Tinubu is controlling?


If he's a not a drug dealer today, he is sharing Lagos money with Fashola. Why can't idiots and stupid beggars from the land of the worthless go find something to do. If Tinubu is corrupt, the doors of the courts are there and I don't know if he has immunity from persecution AMD investigation.

Guess he is the one keeping Abia States state allocation, sharing Kogi's state allocation and hoarding Benue's allocation to warrant those governors from.delivering good quality leadership to their people.

Tinubu is holding onto Lagos Revenue yet Fashola is performing 10x his closest rival in terms of Governance in Nigeria.
Are some people from a particular part of Nigeria just genetically stupid and lack reasoning ability.

Tinubu retired as a treasurer with Mobil Producing, he single handedly funded NADECO during the days of Abacha if anyone is jealous why not leave lagos to lagosians and return to your states since you don't want Tinubu spending your tax.

in summary, your point is. . . . "tinubu is corrupt, we don't care" . . . and you got all these "likes"? . . . . . . . and tomorrow people wonder what is wrong with nigeria.

lekinz:
Front Page ...

So ??

We don't rejoice over it here in France

neither do we in Yemen

Funjosh:
Is speaking in tongue a criteria to get to heaven

NO

wakacome:
na seun wife you dey use laugh??mind yourself...

is seun dating her?

hahaha lololololol. . . . u gotta be kidding me. . . . nice try. . . thats a good joke. . .

now be serious . . . seriosuly?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZbX0dIXh9g


poor man wey thief maggi dem go show him face for crime fighter. . .
rich man wey thief money we no de see him face for crime fighter. . .
no let this nation to fall inside well . . . . .

say what you like, these folks have been together for 35yrs. . . how many of y'all criticizing them can stay with your boyfriend/girlfriend for more than one semester? your nollywood celebrities marry and divorce in 2yrs or less. scandals everywhere but these folks stayed together and raised children together. they are living their lives, don't care what anyone says. they are socially free. . . . . and happy.

full stop

nice post. . . .it's always good to let people see what may happen if we dont tone down the rhetorics in our political circles.

when the bubble bursts, GEJ and his family won't be hurt, GMB and his family would be safe, we heard of the General that lifted his family out of a village that was under siege by boko haram,

. . . . . these people don't care about you . . . . stop killing yourselves for them

o'boy bad belle full this country o o o o o

when will nigerians learn how to mind their own business . . .

bad-bellism

GAZZUZZ:
Black mans mentality, I shake my head, instead of handing him over to the sss for interrogation, so the source of these dynamites can be located, they burnt the chance away.

Well he wanted to die anyway so why not if not, just bad timing.

All die nah die.(Bomb,bullet,tyre, [size=18pt]hunger[/size] ).....

pls i'm schooling in Guatemala , i need interpreter bc here we don't speak ngrish and we speak/write in a language yet to be discovered.
who de kill who?

civil war 2 has actually started

hint: no nation passes through 2 civil wars and survives

Chukwugekwu:
I am a fool

we know

GBTYO:
May God almighty punish you and that your satanic Buhari.

How many innocent souls and senseless violence does your blood soaked baboon prophet need in order to become President?

Let me swear the same fate to happen to you and every one that is dear to you.

God punish you!

Holy Ghoooost . . . . fire

back to sender. . . odeshi


guy take am easy o, i no be buhari fan . . . . . .i no be APC at all at all o
but this whole boko haram thing na politics. the north wants a northern muslim president. full stop. if and only if they get it will they stop creating chaos. however, i fear they may try to bring the carnage to the south if they don't get their wish in 2015.

GBTYO:
That woman can not be the suicide bomber.

That woman, in few days to come will be revealed to be a Christian minority who was lynched by the mob as being part of the bombers.

I believe there was no suicide bombing.

I believe the bomb was remotely controlled.

I believe that woman obviously may have been pre targeted as the scape goat.

How else can anybody in the wake of a bomb scene identify the bomber?


The Caliphs are desperate to turn this whole terrorist act on Christians and then set a wave of the most viscious and brutal sectarian violence that will sweep the north.

This is only the beginning.

you get sense well well . . . . .
greater violence is about to sweep the country. As it is now, since the south and the xtians are not ready to fight, the best solution is to vote in Buhari in 2015, bc if PDP/GEJ should win rig the 2015, as is going to happen, and buhari looses again, as always, the blood that will flow in the north and this time in the south too, will reduce nigeria's population by a few dozens of thousands. if it doesnt degenerate into a full scale war

they shoulda left ihejirika as the cheif of army staff. . . he rough handled boko haram and for a while they were silent. then the powers that be in the north threatened to sue him at the world court for human right abuses and chicken joe fired him. . . .since then, we've seen a new boko awakening with 25 grams extra vitality. . .


bomb explosion in the north is no more news. . . . next pls . .

fulani herdsmen attack village in nassarawa. . . . now thats news. . .

super eagles ready for "congo"
are u thinking what i'm thinking

guys im doing a research too. . .

why do nigerian politicians take political office and elections as a do or die affair. . . .
abeg this na very vital research

I'll appreciate every "like" that this post gets. . . . i'll put una name for my final report

papaejima1:
Egyptian political scientist Ammar Ali Hassan demands that the Jews who left Egypt during the Exodus return the gold and treasures that they “stole.”

In a vicious anti-Semitic diatribe against Jews in general throughout history, Egyptian political scientist Ammar Ali Hassan claims that a rebellious group of Jews strayed from the teachings of Moses and stole a great deal of money and treasure from the land of Egypt. In addition, he claims that the Jews were negligent in interest payments and must return that money as well!

http://unitedwithisrael.org/more-than-3000-years-later-egyptians-accuse-israelites-of-stealing/

i like these people. these folks are living the life .. . . . i tell ya. . .
they dont give a fv-k what people think. they just do their thing and live their life.

whenever you get to a point whereby you do your thing as you deem fit. . . then you are truly freee, and these folks are indeed freee

many of the people criticizing him cant keep a girlfriend for one month, this guy is happily married and a father of his kids, regardless of what i may think, they aint harming anyone, they're doing their thing.

Xavier9ja:
Seconded






stunning... i want to cover forbes magazine smiling beside oprah and the queen

uhm, the doctor asked me to remind you never to miss your medication again

lol, anybody in nigeria now who sleeps with both eyes closed is crazy.
with all these releases, and election around the corner, watch out for a new wave of slaughter.