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Maxwell86: These days its kinda hard diffrentiating ladies that are pregnant & those that have pot belly.
Some girls will be in the beer parlour competing with omo boyz in beer, isi ewu peppersoup & pot belly

LMAOOOO!!!!!

ujchief: someone is using his brain. Best comment so far! Dana airline was delayed from landing b'cos the stupid airport authority put all landing and taking off on hold for patience jonathan, who came late! This is their reward for playing by the book, keeping it a secret until the waves are calm. Where is Belview and sosoliso? Why havent they restored their licences and given an award?
The blood of all those that lost their lives will keep tormenting aunty patience with strange sickness.

YES OOOO!! I CONCUR!! THIS IS THE TRUTH

Jamisco: what is the yardstick for their rating? is it base on how much goes into your pocket or how u can join them to impact positively on the economy?

EHEN EXACTLY!OYA ANSWER OOOO

dgreatest1: BRILLIANT...ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT....YOU DESERVE A THUMBS UP!!!!!

EXACTLY!! IT IS HIS TO SAY AND YOURS TO TAKE THE ADVISE OR LEAVE IT NOT TELL HIM WHAT OR WHAT NOT TO SAY.

[quote author=COOLDUN][/quote]IF YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN U WOULD KNOW TO LOOK FOR THE VIDEO AND WATCH FIRST BEFORE YOU BLAST A MAN OF GOD LIKE THIS. DO U THNK GOD WILL ANSWER YOUR PRAYERS NOW FOR THIS AFTER U HAVE INSULTED A MAN OF GOD?? "TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED". I do not know if he said this but even if he did it is an advise not complusory. Redeemed church is a very big church with millions of worshipers around the world. He is simply saying if you want to pick a spouse there are plenty educated and promising people in the church as a whole NOT in just one branch. It would be good if you foud someone with the same beliefs as you so that there will be peace in ur home. I am an ex-Redeemer buti will not have a mere person insult a whole anointed man of God over somethg someone said they watched him say and not what u heard yourself. A lot of other churches do not teach their congregation a lotof all the thngs redeemed does. so plssssss

[quote author=COOLDUN][/quote]IF YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN U WOULD KNOW TO LOOK FOR THE VIDEO AND WATCH FIRST BEFORE YOU BLAST A MAN OF GOD LIKE THIS. DO U THNK GOD WILL AMSWERR YOUR PRAYERS NOW FOR THIS AFTER U HAVE INSULTED A MAN OF GOD?? "TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED". I do not know if he said this but even if he did it is an advise not complusory. Redeemed church is a very big church with millions of worshipers around the world. He is simply saying if you ant to pick a spouse there are plenty educated and promising people inthe church s a whole NOT in just one rbanch. Itw ould be good if you foud somene with the same beliefs as youso that there will be peace in ur home.

Lord Babs: can't you read? he said in a tv program. is that not enough a source?

DID U WATCH THE PROGRAM?? AND HOW DOYOU KNOW THAT THIS POSTER IS NOT EVEN LYING OR MISHEARING WHAT HE WANTS.

Nnamsco4real: I'm no gay.

who ask u why u dey tell us

Sagamite: You are a person!

Your brain is worthless!

STOP FIGHTING OOO!!!! U PIPU CAN ABUSEE!!! CHEI

[quote author=israel ben-zion]I can see that u r still in d medieval ages. It is none of our biz yet the bills are drawn from public coffers? Do u see how Romney's and Obama's private lives are bin put on display for all to see? U knw why? Because they are the President and contender respectively!
He who plays d piper dictates d tune. The money they spend there is our collective commonwealth and for that reason alone, we deserve to know what ails her![/quote]VERY TRUE!!!

mizzyboy007: guy shut up ur dirty mouth.....we have d right to know!!! We are nigerians and most importantly, our money is been used for her treatment.

lmaoooo!!!

pastie:


joke of the week.

i tel you o!! beta joke

Demdem: ^^^^^^^

No be u talk say u go zoo

EWOOOOOOOO!!! WHY WE NO GO ABUSE AM! Who dey go zoo no show animals na@! even dead mosquito he suppose show.

quote author=aryzgreat]Okija, abeg re-caption this to PH museum! cos na relics of python and moulded lion i see for this ur so called zoo. mtcheeww if na owerri u get this pix, u for don dey shout Rochas Rochas tru out the whole thread! u know see snail or scorpion snap? na wa o![/quote] MAKE UNA NO KILL ME OOOOO

Lexusgs430: Animals must hold humans accountable, for calling this thing a zoo!!!

LMFAO!!!! NA WA OOOOO

StarBoard: Okija_juju in his natural habitat.
He was happy that fellow humans came to visit him on October 1.
As the head baboo, he had to take pictures

JESUS WEPT!!! CHEI SEE YABBIN OOO!!! LMFAOOO

true talk ooooo!!!!!

blackpanda: So wot if they are g ay partners? The world needs more love not hate.

Btw some of u foo lish people claiming to be happily married have gay husbaands! If u dont know better know now. Gays are here to stay, whether u like it or not

SHE CANT EVEN SPELL WELL, IF U DNT HAVE A THICK SKIN U CANT DO ANYTHING IN NIGERIA MEHN. SHE FELL HAND. LOST MY RESPECT OR WHATEVER OF IT I MAY HAVE HAD. CUZ I WAS NEVA A FAN THO.

THIS IS SO SHAMEFUL!! TOO SHAMEFUL!!!

Royce29: So that's what it was all about, cheap publicity and a chance to trade up for a higher version of what he lost good for him he aced both. The guy is just a self centered phony celebrity wannabe with an inflated sense of self worth.

GBAM!!!

bandiejay: good one, nice move, encouraging even-though i cant refund such money

LMAOOO!!!!!!! OMGGG!! I TOT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. i WILL never RETUN IT!!

bandiejay: good one, nice move, encouraging even-though i cant refund such money

obowunmi: Tehehehe

LMFAOO!!!! U HAVE KILLED THE GUY

ON POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jenkinson: What a load of waffle from a perennial twitter noise maker! So glad he cleared up the inconsistencies in his idiotic claim and fight with Arik! Firstly the idiot tells the world that he was negligent to leave his ipad in an Aeroplane. What a slowpoke! He is supposed to be above 30 and does something stupid like that! How many people forget their ipads in a plane? He is not talking about how stupid and imbecilic he was in neglecting his ipad rather he is trying to douse his stupidity by accusing Arik of his foolishness.

Now later he is shifting his whole argument on a Kunle that has no capacity to represent Arik as the person who said they have found his ipad and replaced it in his bag! Firstly he should know no such staff can lay claim to such a statement and if any staff of an airline makes such an idiotic claim he should be fired. What paper work or search or proper procedure did the so called Kunle take to ascertain that his ipad was found and inserted in his bag? Does a Kunle represent the wishes of an Organization that has a customer care section? Where is the kunle he is trying to use as a cover up or blame for his stupidity in the first place?

Knowing how stupid omojuwa is, am sure when the issue first arose he wasnt diplomatic enough or patient or followed due process to allow Arik staff do their work to get to the Root of his complains! Rather the arrogant prick thinking he is a celebrity because he tweets dross daily gives him the right in the real world to be condescending to Airport staffs and Arik.

Starting the #Arikwhereismyipad trend was to allow him and his silly brain dead followers who neither see reason or weigh truth from falsehood to assist him in pouring venom on Arik and win in the court of public opinion but at the same time he still wrote a police report,  made an official complain and still went to the Consumer protection council while still accusing Arik staffs as thieves. So he was already the judge, jury and executioner and still wanted Arik to worship him and welcome him with open arms. You need to see the daily catalogue of abuses coming from omojuwa and his followers on Arik Daily while Arik did the mature thing and did not join issues with the twitter lunatic.

Then to make things worse or more interesting or should i say an action only a yaba left patient can emulate, Omojuwa bought an Arik ticket yet again despite all the abuses, insults and accusations to fly an airline he has condemned and labelled as thieves and expect the Airline to have rolled out the red carpet for him because he is Omojuwa, a total nonenity riding on the wave of social media to gain cheap popularity and without twitter he is as insignificant as a fart in the wind. Arik did the best thing by denying him entrance into their flight lest he complains tomorrow that his smelly boxers and tooth brush has been stolen on the flight and he runs back to twitter to start crying like a child lacking breast milk to allow his dense followers abuse Arik on his behalf.

Blacklisting him puts in the category of terrorists world wide and other airlines should take note and blacklist him too because he is a trouble maker, irritant and cheap publicity seeker. I am not holding forte for Arik that they shouldnt treat customers complains with levity but respect demand respect. He handled the situation badly and he has gotten his reward. I remember losing my luggages in an Arik flight 4 years ago From Abuja to Lagos and my luggages where lost in transist. I complained and was very mad at them but at the same time i listened to their apologizes and advice that i should be patient and allow due process take place! Later that night Arik staffs called me to tell me my luggages have been found and apologized profusely! Thats what being patient means and allowing due process take place! I didnt go to facebook to scream blue murder and for my friends to abuse Arik continously. As long as Omojuwa has behaved like an Animal in the wild, Arik has every right to blacklist him and the closest he would see 50million is when he is playing monopoly. See this hungry, waif looking, long necked beggar trying to use yahoo yahoo format to obtain N50million from Arik! Better go get a daily 9-5 job like everyone else and stop trying to fool Nigerians. The smart ones will read between the lines your ploy to gain cheap popularity but not I! Am still waiting for his new twitter trend #arikrefundmyticketmoneysinceyoublacklistedme! Ode Oponu!

AND ALL HIS GOONS NEED TO SIT DOWN!! HE IS NOT FEEDN U SO GO AND GET BUSY!! #KEEPITMOVING

OMOJUWA IS TOO FULL OF HIMSELF!!! HE IS NOT A MARTYR AND IM SURE HE DROPPED HIS IPAD CARELESSLY CUZ I DNT KNW WHY AN ADULT WILL MISPLACE HAND HELD DEVICE!! IS HE A KID?? WHY DROP IT CARELESSLY? WHAT IF ITS A FELLOW PASSENGER THAT PICKED IT AND NOT D AIRLINE!! HE CHATS SHIT ON TWITTER AND ITS GOOD FOR HIM!! THE CHANGE WILL NOT START FROM HIM SO HE NEEDS TO KEEP HIMSELF BUSY AND GET A JOB OR IF HE HAS ONE "DO " THE JOB AND STAY OFF SOCIAL MEDIA PUFFN HIMSELF UP.

;DWHICH 1 IS WOMEN ARE LIKE CATS?? ABEG OOO! *ROLLS EYES*

i dont think there is anything wrong in it oo.. i love to show my affection anywhere. esp if my boo is up for it. i kiss n d club ,anywhere if ur into ur partner and they r into u too theres no big deal. not heavy making out tho.. just occasional cute kisses. yum yum

walelakun: anybody can use the word 'RUNS' the fact that he is a custom officer does not make him less human, a friend of mine got a job with customs early dis year and it was thru dis 'man know man' system, he spent like 200k and it worked for him. i think its 50/50 thing. btw, am not a customs officer oooo and am not interested in being one, just saying that life itself is a risk. if i see any risk worth taking, why not? my 2 cents though.

I doubt it is for real... Its obviously a scam

honeycandy: Sharp guy. Take 5. Hehehehe.

virginity abi

honeycandy: Sharp guy. Take 5. Hehehehe.

what is our business if you dont know how to cook?? also if u are a virgin. do you wan tto carry ur virginity to heaven beta go and learn how to cook before hunger beat you and ya husband... pls peopls sh;d stop thnkn virginity is somethng to reveal to the world.. keep it between u and ur God.. mtschewwwwwwww