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He was a funny dude.
Thought he was really hungry cos of his moniker.
God gives, and God takes.
RIP.

ubunja:
I just pity those kids that will be failures


Single mothers raise gays and sluts.

Are you not mad?
Don't quote me again.

ubunja:
that's not even a singlehood. It's a Single Motherhood.

Whatever.
There's nothing better than a fulfilled and happy life, only if she can see through her backlashes; there are more to life than social media pity.

She should be really strong for herself and her kids.

Whatever lady!!

Be yourself, a happy singlehood is better than thousands of frustrated marriages.

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Mudisolo2:
1. Wide hips
Wide hips are a sexually dimorphic trait. During puberty, women’s hipbones widen to facilitate childbirth. Hips don’t lie—wide hips in a woman are a strong signifier to men that she’s a mature adult who’s very much capable of reproduction. (She can push out little critters with ease.) Since we men are all about putting our seed in fertile ground, it’s not uncommon to see us fawning over Iggy Azalea and her ilk’s “parted like the Red Sea” hips.

2. Big, full, and red lips
Big, full, and red lips are a strong sign of good genetic quality. Full lips are often a sign that your jaws have grown correctly without misalignment—a very good indicator of genetic health. It’s no coincidence that people who have a perfect teeth and a perfect bite often also have full lips. But what of the redness? Lipstick doesn’t exist in nature, so why would men find red lipstick attractive? When women apply red lipstick they’re unknowingly mimicking a big sign of arousal in primates. Upon arousal in female primates blood rushes to their lips, creating a red sheen. Naturally, male apes are going to want to get with someone who’s putting her willingness on display. This is no less true in
Homo sapiens . Red lips are universally attractive because they signal arousal and willingness to engage in sex. So ladies, perhaps you should be a bit more careful with what you smear on your lips if you don’t want to look like you’re actively looking to get a piping.

3. Slim waists
This one goes hand-in-hand with the wide hips. Estrogen, the female hormone, dictates fat storage in women. High estrogen levels in the female body often mean that fat will congregate around the breasts, the hips, and ass—NOT the stomach. So when men see a woman with a bit of a gut—she’s telling us “My estrogen levels are not very high”—men love high estrogen, so she’s not going to be a big hit with the lads.
It’s simple—if you have a big belly, we’re not going to find you as attractive as we would if you had a slim waist. DUH. Testosterone, the male hormone, dictates fat storage on the stomach. That’s why you don’t see many women with beer guts.

4. Maternal instinct
Women who display a maternal inclination and all the traits that this entails are very attractive. Qualities such as kindness, empathy, and warmth are all the offspring of the maternal demeanor. They are also the antithesis of the typical feminist qualities, something that may explain why most men find feminists repulsive. Personally, I find that seeing a woman coddling a pet or a baby with love in her eyes stirs something deep inside of me—it awakens primal attraction. I remember finding Disney’s portrayal of Snow White to be incredibly attractive as a child. Looking back on it through an evolutionary lens, I’ve come to realize that it may have had a lot do with her cuddle sessions with forest animals. I will often look at how women treat children and small animals. It is a good way to determine whether she’s girlfriend material or pump-and-dump material. Embodying maternal qualities tells men that you will be a good mother to your potentially shared offspring.

5. Submissiveness
Men have always been the dominant sex—men’s largely superior upper-body strength has made any other balance of power impossible. This fact is, despite it seeming that way on first glance, not a disadvantage to women. In fact, women wouldn’t have it any other way. Women on the whole, although many may be afraid to admit it in this current feminist climate of thought-policing, find dominant men more attractive than their meeker counterparts. They don’t like feeling “above” their men. This is evident in the fact that women tend to want to marry partners who make more money than they do. The force that logically corresponds to women’s attraction for dominant men is the male attraction to submissive women. A woman acting submissive around a man will reaffirm his protector and provider instincts, making him both feel better about both himself and her.

6. Ample breasts
Men love big tits—that’s not a very well kept secret. Some speculate that boobs have evolved to resemble the ass as much as possible, the reason being that our ancestors, who were initially only able to mate from behind, needed a substitute ass to ogle around the time when bipedalism allowed for face-to-face fucking. The fact that breasts play a big part in nurturing offspring has helped a lot in the two funbags’ meteoric rise to sex-symbol status. Again, estrogen plays a big part in telling fat where to go. In women with a healthy hormonal profile, a lot of fat will assemble around the breasts.

7. Big asses
Kim Kardashian’s ass draws a lot of looks from Hot men and jealous women. Her ass is attractive because of its breadth and volume. She be storing fat in all the right places. There’s not really much more to say about this. The bottom line is that if you have a big ass, you’re signaling fertility to the opposite sex.

8. Beauty
Beauty is, contrary to popular belief, NOT in the eye of the beholder. There are very specific ratios and features that determine facial beauty across cultures. Men will always find a beautiful face attractive—beauty is attractiveness. You’d better have big eyes, a small nose, a small chin, and big lips if you want to get yourself some action. Actually, scratch that—lucky for you, men’s standards are not very high, so any hoglike women out there reading this, there’s hope for you.

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Ramadan kor, sheepadan ni.

So sad.
I really hate disrespectful siblings.

Our last born is stubborn but I can't beat her cos she's stronger than me.
All I do is to avoid arguments with her or threaten not to give her any of my belongings or give her money.

The truth is that, she'd start respecting you when she sees you can now Carter for yourself and for anybody. Same thing with your parents scolding you.

Relax and make money, and all these nonsense will stop.
If she chooses to date the useless landlord's son, then leave her, all the regret will be bore by her alone. Just do your best.

But why are some landlord's first sons almost very useless?

In bullion vans

Kudos to him.

Igbo ndi oma.

muykem:
Waste of time. Even Eungu man can not get cleaning job in Imo state not to talk of Yoruba man get political appointment.

Mkpi. What is their contribution to the growth of Imo state.
And don't bring Enugu to your nonsense here again.
Haven't you heard that your propaganda in inciting Igbos have failed.
Well, yourpeople are greedy and has nothing to offer us.

jaksmillioniar:
hahahaha small yansh wey dem shared for heaven u are missing but let be serius. okonjo iwala has times 10 of dis ezekesiri chimanda omotola geneve has times 10 of dis. u can still be sucessful without acting as a prostitute on d internet. love u dear

Lol. Why did you take my comment serious?

iTearHerToto:
Why did I comment on this thread



I always see you as a lady that lack the qualities to become all you have ever wished i.e Hoing

No arse

Flabby fleshes

Facially disapproving

Notwithstanding if the opportunity is presented you would still wreck it to the core.

Pukes on a souled ATM

Not only that, flat ass, no boobs, disappointed nose, k-leg, protruding tommy and all that unused.

Davash222:
Kole work.

Lol.

She paid her dues.

Make me sef go get big bum bum.

I can't marry a single father.

AntiBrutus:
You will help me fight the other girl?

My annoyance wasn't that he cheated o, it was the money I spent on transport. Wouldn't have hurt so much if it was his money naw.

Heheh naso e deh bi.

You can trust me on that.
I just deh vex on your behalf, but it's well my sister.

AntiBrutus:
He can only experience this because she ain't a broke/stingy girl. Imagine surprise visit across countries? The girl try abeg.


I can't pull this off, my guy would always give me transport fare or he books UBER. The only time I paid him a surprise visit was when I heard he was with another girl. I rushed down from Iyana-Ipaja to Ikotun with my own money.

Poco poco
Next time, call me, I can be your soldier.

Men that keep their legs like this remain the best gossips.

They can stand for hours gossiping about every funke, kehinde, bolanle, fatima, Aisha and Nkeiru.

Smh!!

Lol

These fanatics again.
Mtchew.

Nonsense. A close look on the neck will reveal he's wearing the breast.

All the Demons of nairaland are always angry when anything pertaining truth, Christianity or salvation is mentioned.

Op, nice write up.

CaptainMitch:
Ututu OMA, Nwanyi oma, ekelem gi.

Ekele kwam gi.
Ya gaziere gi.

CaptainMitch:
Funny girl

Captain captain.
Morning

femi4:
We won't give to antiparty people

Anti party ke.
Untop democracy.

IMSU is taking that university very soon.
A fraudulent man, after registering the school as Imo state Uni, and used Imo fund to build the school and after that, he privatised the school.
We are laughing at him.

He thinks he can play with the most civilised state in Nigeria

Martinez39:
For these pathetic set of ladies, rationality goes through the window when it comes to being responsible and accountable for their actions. Criticism of their irresponsible ways is an offence in their books. They are clever at mind games and manipulation, they will try all tactics(most especially shaming and ego massaging) to make boys conform to being their mugu, footmat and not criticising them and making them take responsibilities for their actions.

Who is this? Who has your presence helped in the society.
Martinez, just shift abeg.
I don't have your time. When you two are tired of gossiping, you swallow your saliva.

Why that kind of baked powder on her face?
The make up artist didn't do a nice work on her.

Congrats to them.

You aren't just a broke leech, you added stupidity to it.

Idiotic feeble man.

What you want a Nigerian lady to stop when you don't feed her, father her or guide her. Really, you small minded Nairalnad imps won't stop lifting up your wanton baggages of perplexity towards the ladies.

And these commenters can hardly boast of 3 square meal a day. Hungry And very local urchins.