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idongerrit
So it's no more cassava, na plantain dey cos palava.

In mortal kombat we call this... FATALITY.

Interesting.

If this one ride you na die you dey. won't even make it to hospital.

booked. let me park here.

Armaggedon:
The zoo is now a laughing stock

See them mocking us. choi.
But if this had happened to them our yeyebrities will start changing dp and even pay them tribute on their stupid IG.

This is an eye sore. You got our attention but lost our interest.
Biko just edit already, I take god begyu

Oops they dropped a bomb!
*sorry couldn't resist*

RIP to the dead.
The military personnel responsible needs to be exposed and sanctioned accordingly.

Is this the same military that will be in charge of nuclear weapons? chisos
This reminds me of the fiasco in Ikeja cantonment back in the day.

rottennaija:
This looks more like an introductory technology workshop

But you're wicked o.

I believe its a good start. Promise kept by the sinister Minister.

Attention whhhore!
It's social media, every one's trying to get attention this days.
She obviously doesn't believe that. Probably giggling with her friends somewhere that she's broken the 9ja blogosphere.

Mind blown

I donbelivit. They still make it compulsory to wear it

Well even if every other country abolishes it, Nigerians take so much pride in being slaves to their colonial masters.

NetBizguy:
Well you know nothing stops him, he's gone be a Yahoo boy anyway.. afterall he's just been enrolled to learn the act of English to perfect the artistry

His best subject - Computer
Best topic -Typing

They played 5 ties.

Mikey Cyrus in the making.

She's been caged for too long she can't wait to xxxplore!

NFF. Forever Shameless.

Yay! Finally made FTC!
*Grabs Mic*

I want to first of us dedicate this life time achiefment to my entire community in the village

*Drops Mic on the person below me*

She can still gerrit!

idrisalomagold:
And I am telling you to see a doctor because you are the one who needs medical check up because we mavrodians already got more than 1000% negative about MMM which has made us even more stronger than what you are just saying.

It was frozen to save mavrodians but you said it died. Even Punch advised CBN to learn from MMM.

It came back but your were still having headache while we are getting paid again. even the ones I PHed during frozen time is not yet paired which means there are more PH than GH, if not about three PH I placed, at least one of them should have been paired with other participants.

The happiness is coming back but the fear that mavrodians will soon be smiling and making fun of you wailers is making you to waste your precious time writing same old news that has no meaning to mavrodians.

Mind you, the fear of accident will not keep people from driving. We are still making money with it and I am quite sure I dont have money to donate to you if you finally develop stroke over MMM and Mavrodians. Instead, I will use it to provide help to other mavrodians.

I didn't expect you like this.

idrisalomagold:
why do you always give some Bleep? When frozen you all were happy and vowed it was dead as though you are the one who killed it. Now it came back but you are more hypertensive than mavrodians. I think you need to see a doctor and not kill your self with speculations.

Truth be told (I know you don't want to hear this)
MMM has crashed. We don't mean to be mean but that's the fact.
The only way to defy the odds is for Registered Mavrodians and Guiders to go for broke by investing whatever cash they have to resuscitate the ponzi scheme.

How do I mean?
The reason you're not getting PH is because everyone is either broke or skeptical.
It's January no cash flow, @least till month end in most cases.
MMM thrives as long as old and new members keep investing in the scheme. But most old members have their moneys trapped in the scheme no thanks to the 50% December special bonus.
And no new member is gullible enough to invest in a scheme that has lost its members' confidence by disappointing them when they needed it most. (We've all heard of Wedding plans and Business plans that have suffered due the December Freeze). So you have a better chance convincing cow to fit into a needle hole that a new member to invest.

Here's the verdict.
For MMM to be sustained, Guiders, Members and Mavrodi himself must be ready to invest heavily in the scheme to keep the chain going.
Good luck achieving that.

NNVanguard:
If we can be sincerely honest to ourselves, MMM is gone.

They tried to help Nigerians but they have exceeded their carrying capacity.

Only Mavrodians can revive MMM. If Guiders and memebers can continue to invest and are able to convince new members to invest (like a cow through a needle hole). Cos people will only get paid when others put in money no 2 ways about it.

I doubt your dear Mr Mavrodi is going to invest his own money to pay members.

So Crashed or Nor, it's strictly up to the tenacity of Members.

cyntobless:
how much did you invest, why drink paracetamol on someones headache?
pls go and die.

Hello Bae, so much venom I'm only trying to prevent you from killing yourself by further investing dear.
But victims of gambling/scam always think they can recoup their money by putting in more money so I know our words are fallen on deaf ears.

Here's a little stats to let you know Nigeria is Mavrodi's present maga, the irony
Other countries also fell victims and learnt their lesson.

Bros your best bet is to wait till February. If it's still unfroze by then.

idrisalomagold:
why do you always give some Bleep? When frozen you all were happy and vowed it was dead as though you are the one who killed it. Now it came back but you are more hypertensive than mavrodians. I think you need to see a doctor and not kill your self with speculations.

Prove us wrong then, have you been paid?
(receipts included)
Have you even paid anyone? Are you confident enough to put in more money now to PH anyone?

Any one who has invested in MMM is unlikely to be happy reading this. So if you're still hoping to GH or PH, you should probably stop reading now.

Here's proof with receipts why MMM is a scam and is shut down for good.

MMM didn't start up in Nigeria, no. It started in Russia, then branched out to other countries.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergei_Mavrodi

It's all fun while it lasts but when the bubble busts Mr Mavrodi seeks out the next country to scam.
It is not entirely a scam as it capitalizes on networking and human greed. He clearly states his objectives and advises its participants to commit only spare amounts. So technically he's actually not guilty of duping you.


This is why MMM has crashed in Nigeria

MMM is able to continue its chain as long as old and new memebers continue to PH.
Presently there is an overload of members waiting inline to GH thanks to the special 50% bonus promised in December. In number and amount, it is unrealistic to be able to match these members with corresponding members ready to PH.
Worst part, it's January and not enough money circulating in the country. Most people are waiting for January salary to be able to even survive talkless of PH.
Apparently presently there are no/few new memebers as no one is willing to risk his investment considering the amount of money trapped in the ponzi scheme.

So tell me, how realistic is it for memebers to GH?

Mavrodi is a business man, he gets paid by your Google and YouTube videos. Probably also has some smart people he's planted in the country most likely the so called Guiders making extra money for him.

This ponzi scheme was doomed from the onset as no investment is clearly stated to be made with your investments to generate the 30-50% interests being paid to participants.
Clearly you won't like this cos the Truth is a bitter pill to swallow.

MMM members are quick to call us anti-MMM, haters, etc, asking us to mind our business. some will even tell you they have been matched and they have been paid but honestly, Accept your fate.
MMM was a gamble, some of you made hay while the sun shined and pulled out. But eventually as all gambles go, it is time and the House has Won.

freakthingz:
No mind them


Thats how a bit.ch was on twitter claiming that a white woman tried to touch her nieces hair

She claimed the niece of "SIX" months replied

Our hair is our crown and we are black kings and queens.....

Nearly choked on the rice I was eating

people were even asking her if she means six years she say no nah six months

lmao this. social media can hardly be taken seriously.

Nice job Op.
Good to see that someone is monitoring the box office. Wedding Party was all that and a bag of chips (or pop corn)

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Thought they said he lost his weight? He's definitely found it. In fact I'm faturbed!

They expect us to believe he wrote that? Gerrarahiemen!

Blacks and double standards.
If it was a white man putting on a black face now black twitter would be on fire by now.

Where are the real albinos? Over to y'all.

The bromance between Starboy Wizkid and Ovo's Finest Drake seems to be waxing stronger as another collaboration between the two leaked online titled Hush Up The Silence.

What a way to launch 2017 from the Ojuelegba crooner.

Ambode is working, Lagos is working. Iss away work o... Soft work.

Is Basket mouth even well talkless of healthy?

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