₦airaland Forum

drizslim:
Me thinking FG should create a separate 2 days every semester so students & lecturers get to fight

pocohantas:
“School is scam”
Why then is there no cluster of youths learning skills or businesses?




People in business, what has been your experience with apprentices?

Okonjo123:
Prettyclown It obvious u are one of the Nairaland's Nonchalant psychopath dummy boy, but, nevertheless let c what ur saw-milled brain has to say pls i dont understand You O dear

Okonjo123:
Prettyclown Ok

Okonjo123:
Prettyclown Have u seen my message Yes dear have seening it thank you dear

Okonjo123:
Prettyclown Ok thank you dear

Okonjo123:
sorry am not on whatsapp but i will soon join okay just drop your number okay

Okonjo123:
Prettyclown Ok thank you

Okonjo123:
Prettyclown Yes Email me let chat okay

Okonjo123:
are you on whatsapp dear

lalasticlala:
Happy birthday to my daughter.

emmyluizzz:
Can you give up on your relationship or marriage over any of
these? (Mouth Odour, Body Odour & Snoring)






The good news is, all of the above, are curable. Yes you can
get em fixed up for good if you want.

Iyaebe:
Most nairaland boys have all these combined. Don't quote me please.

Iamicekid:
Old age actually look good on him... Action phor bi ogogo

pocohantas:
6 and he is dragging height with his parents?
Anyway, they are both tall. He must have taken it from them. Happy birthday to him.

1 child in 6 years.
Many rich people no just like stress.
They need time to tour the world, focus on their career and create more wealth.

But you see those ones on a 45k salary. Hmm!
The only way to revalidate their manhood is by impregnating their wives. No money to flex, so their recreation is in between the woman’s legs. When he is angry, na to offload inside the wife. When he is happy, double offloading. Next thing you go see na 5 similar looking children.



Thank you! I done fear how he got that tall.
See scam!

Righteousness2:
No be only Sperm Donor! Na Head Donor!
What is the Crazy Sinking Ungodly World really turning to!!!

Ewedegubbler:
Stop talking nonsense Mr I go whatever. . Nudity is part and parcel of African culture and its widely displayed and celebrated here in south during during their festivals... carry your lecture go elsewhere

benjackugo:
Nigerian comedian, Francis Agoda, popularly known as I GO DIE stated that Africans who record their sexual acts or nudity and later come out to say that it was mistakenly uploaded on social media are not saying the truth, IgbereTV reports.

According to him, acts of expressing nudity on social media is intentional because nudity can't be found in Africa DNA. He also stated that he lived with his father and his 9 siblings in one room without any of his father's children seeing his father's unclothedness for a day.

He wrote on Instagram;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CVnmt6XNeAT/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

TarOrfeeek:
Even if an Angel comes from heaven to inform me that eating Ewedu will stop all of Earth's problems.

Please, let the problems continue.

I'm not going to guzzle hydraulic fluid.

iamyemiakins:
How many of the soups in the picture below have you tried/tasted?

I have tried six of them:
Okra
Ewedu
Ogbono
Egusi
Ẹ̀fọ́ rírò
Gbegiri

iamyemiakins:
How many of the soups in the picture below have you tried/tasted?

I have tried six of them:
Okra
Ewedu
Ogbono
Egusi
Ẹ̀fọ́ rírò
Gbegiri

iamyemiakins:
Who get soup pass between South-East and South-South sef?!

Make I know where I go dey find babe from, I must try all these soups and more!

AskProf:
Are they all to be eaten?

Pjoko:
To keep it short and simple!

I promise to get my girlfriend an iPhone 11 pro max because her phone was bad. Few weeks later I got myself an iPhone 11. She saw the phone and was like oh cool, then I told her I would buy her own any moment but I keep delaying it and teasing her just because I'm still thinking if this my girlfriend who had cheated on me truly worth this phone?!

This girl I'm talking about had cheated on me, I saw her WhatsApp chat telling a guy I love you, and all that. I confronted her and she said she was sorry, that a friend of her gave her number to the guy without telling her and she kept talking and met the guy once at the mall.
I told her I called the guy and he told me he knew the girl had a guy because of her body movement when she visits him. But my girl swear with her mother in the grave that he had never visited this guy at his house, that they only met once at the mall and after then he keeps sending her money while at school.

The truth is that I forgive her because she swear with her mother in the grave. That one really touched me that is why I believe her that she never visited the guy in his house which means they never had sex.

But I said to myself, this relationship will never lead to marriage for her to hangout with a guy while still dating me. I honestly lost the trust I had for this girl. Now I'm planning to breakup with her in a calm and coded way because I don't longer trust her. But because she currently has no phone, I said I will buy her the iPhone and then use distance issue to breakup gradually with her as I'm planning to go on a month trip soon.

But surprisingly, my girl was with me yesterday and I was teasing her that, since she has been using my iPhone 11 and even went home with it for a week, there was no need buying her the iPhone 11 pro max. And she replied:

No, it's the iPhone 11 pro max I want, but you keep delaying this, do you feel pained to buy the phone for me??

This her response didn't go down well with me, I keep wondering why she said if I feel pained to buy her the phone? I told her I'm not happy with such question, that it means if I buy her the phone she won't appreciate it because she would feel like I bought out of pain and she said no that she was sorry, I shouldn't take it that way.

She is 20yrs old.

Please advise me, I love her and care for her that is why I just decided I will get her the phone and break up with her, so it doesn't hurt her too much. But due to this I decided never to get her the phone again by giving her excuses until I travel.

Rick9:
Pardon me. Oh

joshawesome:
Good morning happy people of nairaland.

I will try to be brief as possible. During the lock down my elder brother was seriously ill, we all thought it normal malaria and typhoid but getting to the hospital he was diagnosed of kidney diseases at it last stage (CKD). We all brace up and gave him all the support needed during the stage from one dialysis section to another something thrice a week.

It became worse and no improvement at sight, I literally do all thing for him, from bathing to feeding and carry him around the hospital but he faith he will come out of it. During the process he used all of his life saving to the extend of collecting and seeking financial assistance from people because the doctor advice to undergo kidney transplants.

On 2 April 2021 we went from dialysis, nurses were complaining that I allow him to drink a lot of water because at that stage he have a daily water intake and also needed blood. He did the blood transfusion and the dialysis but he had a breathing issue, the nurse place him on breathing machine the oxygen got exhausted and he was normal.

We went home by 12am, on getting home we ask for water, I told him to wait because I can even hear noise of water around his thoracic cavity. He was having difficult I had to call one of his friend so that we can take him back to the hospital but he gave up the ghost and we bury him that the same day because that was his wish. Due to his name, I was confused and angry at myself and everyone that we lost him due to 5 million needed for the transplant.

Months later I was able to get over his death a bit and went back to school, wrote the exam and graduated with first class even though the examination I didn't prepared much due to what happened. It was just God hand at work ( It only a fool that say there is no God).

Now the problem is that I can't sleep and remember my brother death that I should have done more. His death is like 5 months from now but it still fresh in my memory recently. My brother play a vital role in my education from paying my fee and monthly allowance and advice. I was thinking of using drugs so that I can sleep at time but talk me out of it. Pls how can I re again myself and also am an introvert I don't have people to talk to and I hardly go out.

anayolity:
Everyone has a principle that guides them in life , some stick to it the entire time while others might break it, learn their lessons and become better at what they believe in.

Over the years one of the Principles that has kept me from betrayal is "Anyone who double crosses his friend/girlfriend debases himself and automatically reduces his lifespan"

Let's learn from yours .

Please feel free to share.

smartxyz:
Walk date is something that is not considered in this part of the continent, especially here in Nigeria, our ladies don't consider anything a date if there's no food But I think its not all about going on lunch or dinner dates, you and your date could head out somewhere scenic and go for a walk while you get to know each other.


So guys what do you think about walk dates?

Islie:
Igboho's Witch Doctor Arrested By Nigeria's Secret Police, DSS 3 Months Ago, His Whereabouts Unknown— Mother



http://saharareporters.com/2021/10/28/igbohos-witch-doctor-arrested-nigerias-secret-police-dss-3-months-ago-his-whereabouts

Wiseandtrue:
If you tell them say this life dey spiritual, say make them no dey cheat! Them go call you mumu!

Wealth is good if you work legit for it! Why do unto others what you do not want them to do to you

Okay, how many space in a house can you be in at a time How many cars can you ride at a time

People don mad so tey, they now pierce their skin with diamonds

What a world! I will rather pick peace of the mind, work hard to get what I need than get rich at the detriment of someone

Tueh!