bobowaja:
I just received a call from Airtel.

May their company experience same tension I felt while picking their call. Bunch of unserious fellows

Flosmythbert:


In Psychology, projection is a defense mechanism people subconsciously employ in order to cope with difficult feelings. It involves projecting undesirable feelings or emotions unto someone else, rather than admitting or dealing with the unwanted feelings.

If my reference, to your underemployment and consequent limited earning power unsettled your insecurities, please just kindly take heart, APL is coming soon. Only people who are dissatisfied with their station in life would be as passionate and emotionally stimulated by the contents of this thread as you and that other sidekick of yours are. Some of us really do not care what people post here or what sources are peddled because APL coming or not does not feature that highly on our list of priorities. We are just too busy working at proper adult jobs, until we are compelled to come around and teach irritants like you a lesson or two.

Like I already said, engage yourself more meaningfully, just in case. If you commit suicide because of this job, nobody will acknowledge you here.

Flosmythbert:


You sound unemployed, bored and idle. Get a job or learn a trade and keep your mind busy. There is more to life than exhibiting rabid tendencies on a job thread.

Flosmythbert:


By the evidence of your shallow and uneducated response, you do not have a single strand of intellectualism in your DNA and your frustration and Ill-temper are grossly and needlessly misplaced. You should be fighting the blogger who compiled the page not me. I have not purported to be a journalist or independent news source, so if you clicked the link expecting to see your name as a successful applicant, your apparent disappointment is only proof of your crass gullibility which will continue to follow you like a bad stench. You cannot imply my endorsement of the information on a page simply because I posted a link without more. Learn to use both your brain and your eyes, "intellectual".

Flosmythbert:


Nobody invited you to click and investigate, I just posted what I saw. If you're mature enough, you must know what is real and what is not.

GeniusOla:


Lol, I've been following this lady for a while now, I've not seen her neither do i know anything about her.

GeniusOla:


Lol, I've been following this lady for a while now, I've not seen her neither do i know anything about her.

Lordlight20109:
Please will the mails from NNPC be sent to Gmail or Yahoomail?

GeNeRaToRBoi:
My God, i hope Local man will not die before death itself like this........ even tho we understand its 50/50 stuff, mind no just fit commot there ooooo,

Someone should please recommend for me, what i can do, this anticipation wan kee person
NOTE: im at work so dont advice me to go find work

Umehlion:




Recruitment is still on HOLD!!

NO APL this month

watermelon2020:



You see that has always been the weakness of all Nigerians, (JUDGE TOO QUICKLY). so you feel everyone here in this group are keeping tabs because they were involved in the recruitment?

Once again you are missing it, intelligent people will ask: Why are you in this group?

Iyajelili:


You don't need to tell them. Just imagine them ask you what do you do now? And you're like" I'm a staff of NNPC".

That shock to too much.

Biolexxin:
Good morning all.
I got a call from a very close buddy, she informed me, as at 31st Dec APL letters were being printed, She said GTs were the ones printed, EH will come later on... What remains now is how long it would take them to get it to the 37 pick up points we have. The buddy is also on this platform.
May we all get our APL.
Amen.

ejiksman4sureyahoocom:
What is the status of the 2019 NNPC Recruitment process?

I attended oral interview in July 2019, but yet to hear feedback from them, whether successful or unsuccessful?

Have they shortlisted successful candidates?

vingeophysicist:

most people scored 40-70 only very few people scored 80 upward

naijatruth2019:
Credibility is expensive!!! Wait and see prettysandra.....You will see and believe

naijatruth2019:
Are you looking for details or raw results of your APL? Are you not tired of details here and there? Relax and watch to see if I am lying.... Just go and thank God in your closet for killing this wait, confusion and emotional stress...

Wait for your APL jare...

Imhayuba:
This thread is slowing down.

jaiye4love:
He is childish and @ Iyajelili is right for saying that.Please how did he know that he is most qualified and he read a course people has not read in Nigeria? He has MBA and so what? I hold MBA too and I'm a chaterred banker and chattered insurance professional ,I'm also a member of NIM and I applied for a supervisory role too. Besides I am currently a country director for the Nigeria operations of an oil servicing firm which is HQrd in Germany. So what else can you say about this. Pls that guy should keep quite!

Clifwoods:


APL has been ready since. Slot was sold for 4m before CBT. I have seen my APL just waiting patiently to be officially notified.

NeekyBerry:
Yass! I made page 1010 since I couldn't make page 1000.

Everyone needs to calm down

Ladyjane5657:
Its been officially comfirmed that we were 9000
that got interviewed and that *our cooperation* � is seeking to employ just 1000


Is this not some good news??

1000!

number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, its my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread, and subsequently the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. In turned out one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown though some sources has stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed came the invite for a cbt test.. It is rumoured among local men that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test around the country in about 190 cbt test centers... The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators as he had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted.. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfeeak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe and the thespark, souljar etc, special mention to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja. Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. Its worthy to note that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja.. It remains unknown if anyone enjoyed his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with overcomposure, sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sources, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notably from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT theory was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that period to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper aim and he 'lost his ability to can' ..

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot soldiers, farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC hq, nairaland community and the ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post.. No matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time, and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence to one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mention to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention and all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info this post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

princesweetman2:


RUN 4YA LYF!!!

GNLD-DDDDDDDDD

davide470:
Lollmaolol
PrettySandra

Do you guys need a room to sort out your differences?