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Dobson43:






That they both had sex when they were both drunk can actually land him in hot water. A smart lawyer can turn the matter on its head.

As it stands, the lady has scores she wants to settle with the man and she is willing to go any length to tarnish his image.

I have advised my fellow men to draft an agreement before engaging in fuckery.


...*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!*
Due to the current and numerous allegations made by women, which include rape and many other sexual misconduct towards women, there is now an agreement to be signed before any poking "*action*".
Please print a Copy which can be used in the Court of Law .

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX*......
I, __________________________, the undersigned Female Partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with________________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:-
1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.
2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic. N(s).
3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.
4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.
5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.
6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.
7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.
8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love SEX and want it as much as he does.
9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.
10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.
*SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS* ___ *DAY OF* _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
________________________________
Signature of Screwee :=-...
PS: Not taking anything for granted...erryting is now strictly bizniz...

You must be a good lawyer but the agreement is very funny,

Story for gods, after used and dumped.

Tinubu camp right now

Pls may una kukuma leave Buhari alone, allow him to wake up from the shock b4 he can think. Do you think we have living or dead president. No wonder they refer Nigeria as Gaint sorry dwarf of Africa. Nonsense

Bomboiy:
Of course Ronaldo is the most selfish footballer ever. He doesn't contribute to team play, always waiting for tap-in and penalty, let's not forget that he blames his teammates when things go bad.

The only reason he keeps jumping from one club to another is because of his selfish aims,he wants to prove that he can do it all without his teammates which is no true.

Messi Ass licker sighted and crying river

Obaseki and his group right now

Buhari who could not settle issues b/w his immediate family and cabals is what you are expecting to settle Obaseki and Oshimole. Haven't you heard that he whose house is on fire doesn't chase eat.

Simplyleo:
You mean oshiomole no go school?

Dis one don dey use ipob brain.

This is how 98% of ipob miscreants reason and talk.

Any day you didn't mention ipob, that is the day you won't take your sick drug, tufiakwa gi! Useless BMC

Who am I to question Buhari, the man with empty brain, place others ahead of Ur family. Mr Jubril sorry Buhari

TheSaxophonist:

Ambode is now the SI unit for cowardice

Lol, lwkmd

EcoBrick:
This so-called group should be dragging Buhari (who happens to be the most influencial leader and member of the party), instead of trying to blackmail Tinubu. Tinubu is not from Edo state so the best he can do is remain neutral. The Edo folks should sort themselves. After all, Edo is not Lagos, so they should leave Tinubu out of it.

Be sincere to yourself for once, didn't tinubu intefere when Oshimole was about to be impeached and or removed by court. Hypocrisy

Why is that force men like s3x too much, I remember one police officer that was transferred to CPS Nnewi which was his 7th transfer. His only achievement was to marry at any station he was transferred to.

Confused government with confused cabinet, infact APC and their members are confused since 2015

Karlifate:
When NLC still hold FG by their balls.
Now, they're vegetables.

Fear of DSS by lawless APC is beginning of wisdom

StubbornGENIUS:
Good thing they announced it before trump could take credit.Thank You to the French military for making the world a better place.

Why is Trump gives you serious headache, see you see heart attack

yanabasee1:
So what?




There are lots of Muslims helping Christians in the North for free and nobody is coughing about it....


MODIFIED Those people quoting me to spill their trash should know that, Muslims help.morr than Christians.....


A northerner will assist you without knowing you...But a Christian will ask you were you worship and where you are from and many other silly questions before deciding whether to help you or not....

Muslims help more and they are approachable more than Christians......

Your religious fanatic has gone beyond cure, my dear grow up

Women mater Don tire me, I sex dem, dem go complain, if you deny dem sex , dem go complain, which way Nigeria men

timekeeper1:
E remain for FCT minister to change the name of the street that leads to Aso Rock to "Biafran lives matter"

For where? Rather he will drink poison. Anything Biafra gives some people sleepless nights

Left for me , I will advocate castration for any proven rape case, so that others will learn. Look at his face like Covid 20

Made4naijalove:
A married woman has gotten herself into serious trouble after she visited her married partner in his house.

Reports gathered that the married man collapsed after sex romp with her. The lady however denied having anything to do with what happened.

She pleaded innocence, while regretting the fact that she left her kids at home to visit him, only for him to collapse after sex.

She also begged eye witnesses to allow her go back to her house and take care of the kids she left at home.

The victim was subsequently rushed to the hospital on a bike.

Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4gRz4dsERs

The man nearly died in active service lol. Nonsense the hole your forefathers could not fill is what you want to fill and enter Guinness book of record.

bigmodo:
I am an As and I am getting married to an As. I love this girl so much that I am moving forward to marry her.

We have done our introduction and our traditional marriage is next month. I know the complications of an As marrying As in the issues of children they might give birth to. But I have no choice. I want to marry the love of my life.

Hope the love of your life will help bring shovel for burying your kids. Nonsense love my foot. Love gbakwa oku. You deserve to be floged Sense into

Davash222:
Nigerian Police use sophisticated Bullets. Once you're shot, the bullets would automatically pull your jeans down and also removes your shoes.

Lol

You want police to die, any days police refuse to take bribe, Naija police go die. This lockdown and curfew is big jackpot for Naija police.

Johnjanrt:
Great developmental strides. More to follow suit. Nigeria must be great agayin

Which Nigeria will be great, Wike is busy developing his state and you are talking about Nigeria, my dear your are OYO(on your own) full stop

It is good to beheld but can we maintain it. It is not in our culture, think of national stadium, I weep for our country.

Are you sure? Nigerian agencies can do anything to cover-up. The one that touched me is recovery of 5m after 5 days. Am watching DSS with 4D camera

I tot they said that erosion is for South East only, where is this one coming from? abi Igbos have imported it from their side.
Lesson: Do not rejoice when you fellow man faces trouble especially Igbos and yorubas on Naialand.

It is good, let FG give the chosen ones full support

Believe Nigerian police st your own peril, they can cook any story inorder to protect their battered image. The one in Camo is like they wear him oversize which makes it hard to believe their story moreover the dead can defend themselves.

MasterJayJay:
Highly SOPHISTICATED criminal.

Like Abacha, like Obasa.

Obasa should be awarded the title 'Commander in Thief'.

Why this man is not yet in prison remains a mystery.

This dude has finished Lagos state.

What a fantastically corrupt speaker.

What do you know, have you forgotten that if any man is in APC, all his sons are forgiven and forgotten according to Oshimole....lol

KingsJohnson:
Lol! Funny World

No wonder Nigeria is still where we are today in the name of minding one's business


Op do not listen to people telling you to mind your business; your job is at stake here because of their actions and inaction which failure of you to report to the MD or appropriate authority might bring a lot of regret to you in the future.

So do not allow yourself to be part of their criminal act by the world's opinion of minding your business, speak out today and be free, beside, you owe yourself, MD and company a duty to report such actions.

I concur with you. No matter how deep a river might be and you eat banana there, it's a question of time, the peel will float.