₦airaland Forum

Igbosmoker:
He was impeached by 6 lawmakers, this is the same obaseki saying he's fighting godfatherism?? Lmao.

A governor that don't have any achievements to campaign with is a loser,this election will be the most easiest for APC to win in recent times.

We'll know the winner before 1pm

JustBeingFrank:
Why is our government doing this to us? Their silence encourage criminals to unleash mayhem on unarmed citizens. There was a country

veave:
Errrrrr. You go need patience oooo.

One thing you should know is that your brother is now married and is firstly responsible to his wife and kids before any other person so him allowing three extended family to stay in this hard times is an act of kindness and bravery please don't add more stress to his life by bickering with your in-laws. We women are troublesome by nature then when we see someone who has our time we extend the trouble. The truth is
1. There is no way the room would have been left for you while there are women in the house (they need privacy).
2. Why will you say that you will go to the village? Don't you know you give your brother some kind of security in the midst of his wife and her obviously troublesome sisters by staying with him? Has he asked you to leave yet?
3. You where wrong to slap the young woman, no matter what the grieviance is you don't touch a woman.
4. They where wrong to throw your mattress out but please forgive them and move on. Thank God your brother made provisions for a replacement.
5. Take this place as a training ground for your future, if it's anything you should be bothered about now, is to be more determined about gaining independence and making it in life.
6. Leave rofo rofo fight for women, in fact ignore them totally for your national peace.
7. Hustle!!! Hustle!!! Hustle oooooo!!!!

Hugs.

Themainboy22:
UEFA for kukuma allow them to enjoy their ban in peace. Of what use is the upliftment to them, when i'm sure they are not coming closer to winning the cup even in the next ten years?.

IamWonderful:
Ambode we know, but we don't know you nor your surname, he was governor of the most viable state in Nigeria for 4years, you are not even a local government chairman for just a day in inviable Ebonyi state talk more of being a governor for a day, stop the bitterness. Hiding behind one "faceless" forum to insult someone bigger than you is cowardice and shows you might even be able to lace his shoes.

donbachi:
Mmm-hmm!.dem don complete..see dem;god the father,god the son and god the evil spirit.

SmellingAnus:
Who owns the Nation Newspapers

Megaflex:
I need advice on the best and natural way to handle asthma.

I got married in April this year and my wife is asthmatic. I'll seriously need advice on the best possible way to handle her asthma incase she gets pregnant. Please help a brother.

Mod please help me move this to front-page

Possiblegee:
Thank your star that you were not even shot woman

Jakemedg:
"I am directed to inform you that after the investigation, the management of the National Youth Service has approved a new certificate of National Service reflecting the surname OBASEKI be produced as earlier certificate number 063107 dated 6th August 1980 has been cancelled due to an error in the surname OBASEK "Accept the assurances of the Director-General's regard."

I think with this Gov. Obaseki is free to seek re election without certificate issues

JAMO84:
This one hasn't realize that Buhari will never have his time, he's just wasting his time and constituting nuisance at his age.

XXLMANDIGO:
Baba don mellow. Nobody is indispensable or invincible, as long as you are human . Only God knows who will survive till 2023 or survive President Buhari. This is a lesson to all and sundry that God gives power and take it anytime. History has shown us example, from Napoleon to Julius Cesar to Idi Amin , Samuel Doe, Yahaya Jameh and numerous others.

blowjohn:
Economic realities are subjective.


When your salary comes in time, you eat chicken. As the salary reduces you eat products of Chicken (Eggs) and subsequently you begin to eat chicken's food, (maize and millet), and finally, when salary is finished, you become chicken itself, spending your time walking around just looking for what to eat"!

Everyone is on a different level.

Dobson43:






That they both had sex when they were both drunk can actually land him in hot water. A smart lawyer can turn the matter on its head.

As it stands, the lady has scores she wants to settle with the man and she is willing to go any length to tarnish his image.

I have advised my fellow men to draft an agreement before engaging in fuckery.


...*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!*
Due to the current and numerous allegations made by women, which include rape and many other sexual misconduct towards women, there is now an agreement to be signed before any poking "*action*".
Please print a Copy which can be used in the Court of Law .

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX*......
I, __________________________, the undersigned Female Partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with________________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:-
1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.
2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic. N(s).
3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.
4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.
5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.
6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.
7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.
8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love SEX and want it as much as he does.
9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.
10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.
*SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS* ___ *DAY OF* _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
________________________________
Signature of Screwee :=-...
PS: Not taking anything for granted...erryting is now strictly bizniz...

Bomboiy:
Of course Ronaldo is the most selfish footballer ever. He doesn't contribute to team play, always waiting for tap-in and penalty, let's not forget that he blames his teammates when things go bad.

The only reason he keeps jumping from one club to another is because of his selfish aims,he wants to prove that he can do it all without his teammates which is no true.

Simplyleo:
You mean oshiomole no go school?

Dis one don dey use ipob brain.

This is how 98% of ipob miscreants reason and talk.

TheSaxophonist:

Ambode is now the SI unit for cowardice