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Damn!
Just like a guy saying he got a boner while bathing his sister's kid. That's mad.

Where do these creatures crawl out from??

Watch as this will pass like nothing happened. Imagine if it was a guy that said this!

Daughters of eve

8. Your Destiny

How about the other guy trying to get your own attention?? Have you responded to him??
Leave us alone abeg

No nah... This is not a good way to start 2021.

On the contrary, Mr Otondo looks well fed.

That No. 2 and 3 no join at all. I will tell her, nothing can change it. If she can't cope, then she's free to take a walk.

I was in support of the first lockdown, but this one??

God forbid.

Hehehehehehehe

Why am I not surprised? Though I wasn't expecting the crowd to be this much. Most of these people must have raked and fumbled online that they weren't gonna go to any NIMC office for registration. Alas, the place was filled to the brim.

That's how they would go out to vote PDP/APC in 2023 after cursing politicians online.

But wait oo, I'm too relaxed for someone who doesn't have NIN. Nothing do me jare.

Should you go in??
Go into where??

Oniranu oshi

Neither. Invest in yourself instead

Next time you get angry, burn down your landlord's house or better still your properties, certificates inclusive.

Are you sure the child is yours?

So as old as you are, you can't even take charge.

Please if you know you can't act like a man, you better don't bother getting married before you start bringing shame to real men like us.

Mtcheeeeeew

PopSmoke:
now I'm not exaggerating my G fûcked close to 200 funaab babes when we were in school

as in ...

FUNAAB girls no get levels nah... From Isolu to Camp to Obantoko. All na same

VeeVeeMyLuv:
no the op is not insecure,

U don't know these kind of women, from replying compliment, they begin to entertain male visitors 8pm in the evening right in the husband's house, from there they begin party and affairs...

It is these kind of women that different male friends used to visit during thier university school days and even under their parents roof when they were young until it became a habit!

There will come a time when these particular category of ladies will unconsciously invite a male visitors to her husband house and hug these so-called visitors tightly right in front of the visitors all in the name of civilization!

If it is you having paid mighty bride price on her head, how will u feel?

To start with, it won't even happen with me.

Simple, Don't get married.

Now, you're beginning to sound insecure.

Wait, were you doing all those things for her just to make her all yours?? I mean the gifts and all that, then the things you've been sending to her parents.

You better re-evaluate the whole situation cos if the girl wants the guy back, no amount of care would make her stay with you.

But all the same, there's no harm in replying ordinary 'Compliments of the season'.

So how much are they deducting from our accounts for the new Cheque book?

Why would you even rape?? See their faces

Nairaland and their useless mods. You guys really need to watch how you ban people. It's getting out of hand.

You guys banned my main and personal account for ten years earlier this year. I had to open this one around that same time. But then, you can't compare an account you've been been using for 5years+ with a new one. The zeal would no longer be there.

Moreso, this is more like an official account, I watch what I post most times compared to my own personal account.

How many emails do I have to create just because I wanna post on NL??
It's crazy

To make matters worse, I don't even know why I was banned in the first place. And it is people like you that will be abusing your lecturers for cancelling your project after you must have written Chapter 4 to start all over again.

That's exactly how it feels.
Awon oniranu oshi.

E don be for you

Our own na to announce immediate lockdown.

What a country!!

Chaii.. Abia State has suffered! What a shame.

Meanwhile, OP please correct the headline. What's Kuku doing there??

Balogun Kuku, Bayo Kuku or Kingsley Kuku??

Okay. Well said