₦airaland Forum

alaribe1992:
I've deleted her number, pics text msgs on my phone. It hurts tho. But as a real nigga I have to move on

Ufedolove:
When you want to take selfie, the screen flashes a white light which is brighter than selfie flashlights. Trust me. I sounded dumb like this too before I tested it.

Vickytall:
This redmi is over hyped that was how I went to buy d note 8 cos of the way it was talked about here and it happened to be my biggest mistake.i can't wait to sell it off

meeky007:
this is not owerri road, owerri road is a street it doesn't have two lane

youthsinitiativ:
Na hotel dey put mattress for bare floor?

Yeye bloggers

Globad:
I really would want to see what Wike would do if the state governors agree today to remove the ban on inter-state travels. Will he prevent people from other states from entering Rivers state?

So what would be the essence of enforcing movement restriction on Rivers people even when many states did not lock down?

mamatwiny:
Don't joke with Wike, he said it and will do it. He also said landlord shld make sure no shop in their building is open, when caught, govt will confiscate such property and be forfeited to govt. Just read that communique.

mamatwiny:
I used to like Wike. I voted for him and also mobilised few votes for him, but I am surprised how he is wielding power. There is no reason for this total lockdown. He feels angry that ppl are not dropping money like Lagos, else , why did he revoke all authority given to essential duty workers? Everything is on lockdown in Rivers including essential duty. Let us see how this will continue. I have food to eat for atleast 2 months. it his brothers and sisters- Rivers ppl that will suffer it. Rivers that most young ppl belong to one cult or the other and wield weapons , you want to shut them out from where they get their daily bread? Let us see how this will unfold.

Let APC take over this state in the next election. Infact, let them be taking it in turn so that if one party misbehaves, the other party is sure to take it.

Lamasta:
We were on lockdown in lagos for more than one month heaven did not fall so Rivers people should calm down afterall its to prevent the spread of covid-19....
If Maj. Gen. Buhari have locked the airports and borders earlier we won't be in this mess today

Arizonaz:
Yes o

I bought this Redmi last week @58k. Initially it was sold@51k as of April 12 . Now is about #61k

swiz123:
I fear it already has.
I don't know why slot is selling redmi note 8 64gb variant N72,500

NairalandSon:
I thought they said they won't have physical/direct contact with our patients?

laosy:
Has Nigeria finished the 500k test kits sent in the first bath, we haven't even conducted 50k test!
Where are all these going again?
We are not accountable in this country!

yanabasee1:
Well..... I wish to have friends that will allow me to squat with them and be making this kind of savings to be contemplating about building a house....



God give me these type of friends mbok!!

YorubaKinging:
The end is near

NaijadrivaCars:
Kano might be the epicentre of COVID-19 if care is not taken.

jamael:
Funny scam when I was still a child.

Mine happened a long time ago. However, I still remember it crystal clear cuz it taught me some deep lessons.

I schooled in a religious school, back then in Sokoto, Mamman Barkeji Nursery and Primary School. In my Primary 3, I got first position for the first time and became the class prefect. Normally, girls started coming closer to me. I also reciprocated their kind gesture. There was this beautiful girl who came second that term. She was taller then most of us, had a pointed nose, and a very wonderful smile. I think her name was like Henuwell.

Naturally, I liked her. After school one day, a friend of mine, Musa, came to me and told me that she liked me and that she wanted to be my friend and would need some money. Mind you, I was about 7 years old then oh. Happily, I have him the little I has on me, about 10 kobo.

The next day, during the morning assembly, he told me that she was very grateful and that she loved me for that. My head began to swell. He asked whether I had some more money for her that it would make her love me the more. Unfortunately, I didn't have any with me, but I promised him that I would get it for him the next day. My people, that was how I started stealing the small change from our children's purse that was kept in my parent's room. I stole the N 25 that was there and gave it to the boy. Everyday, I got one new love story or another from the girl about how she was thinking of me, how she loved me better than any other boy, etc through Musa.

On one Monday morning, nemesis decided to pursue and catch up with me. I went into the Children's purse and lo and behold, only N 500 note was left there. Without thinking twice, I took the money and kept it in my bag. When it was time for us to go, my dad told us to enter his vehicle so that he could pick up our neighbours and drop us all at school. I really don't know what happened, but when he came out of the room, he came out with an empty bag of Children's money and began to ask for the thief. All of us initially denied it. Then my mom joined him and began to beg us to open up. By that time, I was already shaking. That was how I confessed and got serious beatings from both my parents. I cried and cried and cried. It was really painful. After some time, my parents stopped and bundled me inside the car.

As soon as we got to school, they told the Headmaster and I went for the morning assembly. The first thing that Musa asked when he saw me was whether I came with the money. At that point, the pain I was feeling was more than my love for Henuwell and I told him to leave me alone. As soon as the assembly was dismissed, my class teacher called me to kneel down under the tree for stealing from my parents. I then told him that it was because of Musa and Henuwell.

When both of them came, Musa couldn't look at me. As the man was about to punish both of them, the girl shouted that she didn't know anything about it. That was when Musa confessed that he didn't even talk to the girl and that he was using the money I gave him for himself. You need extra beatings I received that morning. Musa was called a criminal, was terribly beaten and got seriously punished throughout the whole day. They even asked reported him to his parents.

To crown it all, about a week later, I learnt that Henuwell actually really loved me and wanted to be my good friend.

The next term, I left that school.

That was how I was scammed.
This stuff happened about 16 years ago, but funny enough, as I was typing this, I could still visualise Henuwell's face.


Edit: For those asking about the 10 kobo I gave Musa, like I said initially, I don't exactly remember the actual value, but I know it was the change I had on me which was a coin.


Also, N 500 note was in existence as at 2003/2004

kels4fun:
I was scammed bro