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Pullam jeje oh bcus my trouser no strong oh
Make God help us oh

isaiah4life:
5k for whoever will disburse cash and 5k for ideas. We dey there. Lolz! Just pulling your legs. Didn't you see my emoji. You just dey take tins serious.

My guess is you didn't follow up properly,
Because oga Snowland stated 5k for the best suggestion/plan b4 he later came up with the best plan.


Which is the 3 plans we are working with now

isaiah4life:
Comrade. Haba! You should have just stated you needed help. Instead of lying about him wanting to disburse 5k initially for category three.

Such wasn't stated initially except you are close to him on a level where you read his thought.

You see that plan 3, we die there. . I suggest you intensify your prayer so that favour will speak for you.

I was offline for 2 days and i really missed a lot.

But while the procedure for selecting plan 1 winners are ongoing, oga Snowland pls don't 4get us at plan 3!

You initially wanted to give 5k for suggestions which you increased to 10k after coming up with your own plan!

Just a reminder Sir

God indeed will grant them all they need to overcome this tragedy IN JESUS NAME AMEN

snowland:
Guys please some of my friends really need your prayers right now.
3 of there were affected in the tornado that destroyed so many properties yesterday and rendered many homeless. One of them lost his grandmother to the tornado and two were rendered homeless. The 2 are headed to my place to lay their heads, at least before they can sort themselves out but they are not in the right frame of minds. I dont know how to console them, I'm very lacking in that department, please remember them in your prayers.

Its my pleasure Sir!

Hopefully by God's Grace the next time you mention me will be for plan 3

snowland:
You're correct, I ommitted the letter "b". Thank you for pointing it out.

The mail he gave was humlegiveaway2020@gmail.com try putting the B in thr humble to make it humblegiveaway2020@gmail.com.

Hope it works

akidelebolanle:
Pls help us check the email address. It is saying address not found

You no only get money, you get sense join and you are using both very well!


All i can say is you don't need prayers, your deeds are are seeds and you will certainly harvest them IN JESUS NAME AMEN!!!

KUDOS

And Congratulations and Good luck to the Selected ones

snowland:
UPDATE

I have selected 4 names for PLAN 1 out of which I will select ONLY two.

The names (username) are:
1. IyaZainab
2. akindelebolanle
3. UmmuFarrah
4. Agbecassava

I'm going to make this a fair play where all the 4 selected names have equal chance of being in the last 2. Therefore I want all these 4 selected names to give DETAILED explanation of how the fund will benefit them.

1. How will the fund help your business?
2. What do you plan to do with the money?
3. How do you plan to go about it?
4. What are the likely challenges you might encounter and how do you find your ways around them?
5. etc

These are the type of questions I want addressed in the narration. I highly recommend that these people are very detailed in their explanations because the 2 usernames with more likes and meaningful submissions will win the fund. In the event that there aren't any satisfactory submissions, I may have to come up with a different channel to route the fund to someone else.
I'll give till Monday Evening 9pm, naija time for all submission to be in.

Good luck to the selected names.

Trust me that Cover is as irrelevant as your reference letter you used for your School admission, but in an insane Country like Nigeria you will have to dance to the Music!

In a Country like Nigeria,
Nothing is working nt even the law itself and different means are being devised daily to extort from nt just the masses but anyone and everyone!

A female Student in UNIBEN was paying 120k as rent nt knowing the real amount was 80k. She was paying to the agent who would remove 40k and pay to landlord. Then he would collect the receipt but will issue the girl another receipt of 120k.
Until her friend questioned the price and wen other roommates were interrogated, the cat flew out of the bag!

In a Country like Nigeria, If you no wise then be Rich so that you can pay the price for your folly!!!

Burdenbearer:
Snowland, I need financial help too, no matter how little it is. This my A/c
A/c Name: Daniel Doubra Nieketien
A/Num: 3177569851. Thanks.

Pray make i dey among the winners of plan 3, ill send u urgent 2k

isaiah4life:
Those of us that gave recommendations also want to be a beneficiary of PLAN 3.

So, I would suggest you keep calm and allow the law of favour work in your direction. He strategically cited that he would disburse that aspect randomly.

Let wait and be optimistic that while he chooses, let us be enlisted in the 0.5%.

I don intensify my prayer on top that PLAN 3.

Noted

Am currently a Student in Holiday with no source of income currently, helping mum in the little way i can, this money will help me get palm or Sandals bcus the one am currently using is worn out.


Gracias

snowland:
Damn, it seems really hard to decide on how to go about this. I sincerely appreciate all the ideas so far. However, I'm not really a fan of people posting their family pictures online. It just doesn't sit right with me. In the light of this, I'm going to go with this idea.

PLAN 1
Since I plan a total of 210k to be shared, 100k will be shared between 2 families, but there's a catch. These families MUST be doing a business or plan to start one.
Here's what will need to be provided to qualify:

1. Detailed narration of how the fund will help your business. When I said detailed, I mean detail but ofcourse you gotta leave out sensitive info. I'll select the best 2 myself.

2. After the selection, the selected ones will have to provide some documentations to prove that they are who they really say they are. I'm sorry, this part cannot be skipped. I'll rather deal with 2 people providing their info than lots of people. Pictures of families, copies of parents and kids ID ( Kids surname must match), anything else to prove that they are genuine. These will be requested privately. Any family not comfortable with this arrangements will be replaced by the next best business narration.

PLAN 2
I'll partner with someone on here that can help feed random people on the street while helping his or her biz as well. PuffPuff, Akara, MoinMoin, Buns, just name it. Anybody that sell anything that people eat and can provide the service, next 50k goes to the person. Somebody that knows someone that can recommend someone, please recommend.

PLAN 3.
The remaining 60k goes to 6 randomly selected people that commented and provided ideas. Each gets 10k.

Those are the plans.

Great Idea
Kuddos and I pray thatGod In His Infinite Mercies replenish all of your efforts In Jesus Name Amen!

Oga Snowland I miss the Student Giveaway oh and this time i fall into the Plan 3 pls consider me this time oh.

Thanks and God Bless You

Ill suggest Facebook.

Am a, Student and out of the equation, so here's my humble suggestion!

Anyone applying should have a Facebook account which she/he would provide the details, then you or anyone you choose should send them a friend request which they will accept.
Then go through the profile, the date of the opening of the account would be there.
Go through the posts, pictures and videos taking note of tags and dates and if need be you can ask them for the account of their relatives as well for further verification.

Modified
This will be the best option because it deals with past history nt something od the present because scammers can arrange anything within a short while.

Gracias

No country or Nationality is completely bad or evil,
There's always thr good, bad and Ugly to every nation,
if you a Nigerian won't help Fellow Nigerians because of what some Nigerians did then who will?
Pls calm down and change your mind, the Country you want to help are also humans like Nigerians.
I was among the unlucky ones dat missed your Students giveaway and i have been following yoy up because i need funds badly for My Schooling!
So pls abeg oga
Cc Snowland
Reconsider

After reading this,
I forgot how to can


Till now

I still can't can

Make i confirm from Google

NA MY MAMA FORCE ME DO RITUAL.

Tejiri na small boy for area wey all of us grow up together for Igbudu No 1. The boy quiet nor be small. I know how many times fegor our neighbors last born dey oppress am collect him koto even though Tejiri senior am. Even when we dey go Olodi primary school, the boy nor get anybody time. Tejiri lanky that year and he dey always enjoy keeping anytime we dey play football.

When I enter essi college, na College of commerce (UCC) he attend. I surprise later say them make am president for scripture union (S.U) as soon as him enter S.S.1. Every Evening, na so Tejiri go gada us dey preach for us. The boy just dey live at peace with everybody. Mainwhile Tejiri na senior pikin and the papa run leave them since when Dem dey small because na steady fight him papa and him mama dey get almost every day.

When Tejiri finish school and return back from university, the boy find work tire and he nor see. Base of say na person wey study computer engineering, na so he start to dey hustle for Airtel office. He dey help customer register sim and also dey do one or two for there dey meet up. Just because say the money never too many, he still dey follow him mama dey stay.

Everything be dey ok, until Aforke that year come from Ghana enter with doings. Aforke with him gang enter street dey throw money. infact area scatter. Both people mama and papa dey rush money. Drink na sawalele. Enjoyment na Alaka dat day. Area nor fit sleep because Dj Black won kill people with music.

You know say na from that day Tejiri problem start? Mama Tejiri wey pick 10k that night nor allow Tejiri sleep that night.

"nor be your younger brother mate dey scatter area so? you just go school come back say na 2 naira sim card you won dey register for people. Na this work you won take rent your house and even marry? When I dey feel say by now you go dey support me, na now you come dey press me again. na you eat pass for the house and one naira, you nor dey see bring come. clothes you nor get and you dey carry pastor work for head. See I nor won tell you two times, just as from today, go near Aforke, make you join am do wetin he dey do. If not this house nor go contain me and you.

Tejiri cry that nite nor be small. The boy just wish make the ground swallow am. How he won take dey go follow him junior up and down just because he won make money wey he nor know the origin. Nobody need to tell am say na Yahoo money the boy bring come area so.

Tejiri mama nor let the boy drink water drop cup. Some times he go lock am for outside say make he nor enter house until him get sense. And the mama dey carry fight go meet anybody wey give Tejiri food or allow am sleep for their house. The boy beg him mama tire, but she nor gree.

Tejiri look up and down and no choice. Na so he go meet Aforke and beg am to carry am along. Aforke laugh Tejiri but tell am say make he nor worry say he go carry am go Ghana month end.

Na so Tejiri carry him bag month end without telling him mama and follow Aforke travel
Na 9 months later, Tejiri drive enter area one nite with him GLK. If you see am, you go know say the boy skin full. Tejiri don puff up and the chain wey dey him neck na better tiko. Money nor change him quietness but the earing and him small tattoo for him hand just give am a different look.

Tejiri mama won dance die. Nor be small happiness say Tejiri don come house as man. The next day Nie Tejiri move him mama and family go one 3 bedroom apartment for okuokoko because he don make arrangement for ground before he enter the warri.

Mainwhile he nor reach one month, the boy don start him house project for Jeddo that side. Everything just dey go smooth.

Tejiri House opening na death row. The area people know say person dey the area with them. All the G boys for town full the community. Drinks, food and any enjoyment you know dey cry that day. Na so Tejiri mama dey smile all through. That day if Dem nor spray her money, he reach 500k. At last suffer don end for the family.

Na so everything dey go fine for them. Tejiri dey come area once once just to dey come relax base on old time. The boy nor forget area one day.

Na so him happen one day like that. Tejiri mama commot from house one day before her children come back from market because since she turn mother of a big man, na the children dey help am dey her store.

He reach the next day, Dem nor see am and na there the children raise alarm call Tejiri because her phone nor dey go and he never happen like that before. Na so Tejiri call him friends say him mama dey lost. Within few minutes, the social media don cast. Every body don dey pray make God protect am. How full woman go commot without telling anybody. Tejiri Face just dey full with tears anytime visitors come check on am on the lastest update. For one full week, no better news. People just conclude say she fit don die or get accident somewhere wey people nor know.

Na so we break ourselves into groups dey go from hospital to hospital, even Mortuary round warri, Effurun, agbarho and even Ughelli but no result. Tejiri dey always provide money for the movement.

He get one afternoon like that when we dey the compound, when we see about two police Hilux drive enter the compound. We even feel say na Tejiri nie decide to involve the police to handle the case.

This one wey we dey talk so, Dem don surround the compound. As Dem enter, them ask who be Tejiri and he stand up. The officer say Dem come search the house base on information wey Dem get. We just feel say na normal police matter wey Dem dey come raid boys collect money as usual.

Everything wey Tejiri do to bribe them with money, Dem nor gree. Dem say Dem won still search the house. Na so Dem select two persons to join them while the rest go stay outside the compound and nobody go leave.

Na so all of us go out with only Aforke, jude and Kevwe join them Dem. He nor reach 30 minutes wey we hear heavy shout from inside the house. Wetin happen na.

Before we Look Tejiri carry One calabash come outside and the next thing we see inside na him mama head and money inside her mouth.

I remember say the sight of that thing alone make Mine wey stand near me faint once. So Tejiri don use him mama for ritual.

My heart cold once. Whick kind wickedness be this? Na so police carry am commot to go show Dem them her body.

As news enter town, nor be small shi shi shi. That S.U president kill him mama. We nor go fit forget. Mainwhile police decide to parade am as suspect to confess wetin really happen and why him do am. That day he nor get the tv station wey nor go. Police station full jam.

As Dem bring am come out from ceil, na God nie save am say enough police dey ground, if not Dem for barbeque am there. Na the DPO nie first talk. he say Dem act on a tip off by one of Dem Tejiri neighbors wey dey stay the other compound. she say she see Tejiri mama enter the compound for afternoon but nor know when she commot. But she notice say for like 1 hour after Tejiri mama enter the compound, He start to Dey play loud music and na wetin the boy never do one since he pack come.

When he reach Tejiri turn to talk, na so so cry he dey cry. He tell everybody how he dey manage to keep himself decent until him mama start to dey give am trouble. How him mama go pour am water for nite as he dey sleep unless he go join Aforke hustle. He say na with shame and humiliation he take enter street. He beg him mama to give am time to do legit work but him mama greed for money force am to choose this way of wife.

He say when the native doctor ask am who him like use for ritual to sustain him money, he nor think twice to choose the woman wey force am Into this evil way. As the Police carry am to enter ceil back, Tejiri Cry out, Area nor be like me. Nor let anybody force you do wetin you nor won do. Remember say na your life and never jealous another man wealth because you nor know weda na you or your pikin he go use take sustain that money tomorrow. Many of my friends dey the town and Gh and na wetin Dem dey do. Some dey sleep with old women to sacrifice 5 years commot from their their time on earth in exchange of wealth. Some nor dey sleep for nite if not Dem nor go wake up, some nor dey eat onions or Dem go run am.

so you wey get one naira with rest of mind, you nor know wetin God dey do for you. Tejiri last work na, Make Una Forgive me because NA MY MAMA FORCE ME DO RITUAL.

THE END.

WRITTEN BY TIVE OKPAKO (MC OLOKPA)

kindly reshare to every parent out there. Let's be patient with our children because their actions can either make or break us. Thanks for Reading

COPIED!!!!

And the Op still used meat as the heading of all the meat


Let's face reality

They are all meat

I have a Samsung Note 5, 4GB Ram, 64GB Memory, fell down and went Blank.
Working fine just the screen.
TO keep it alive I charge it once in a while.

25k

You have successfully empowered prospective hackers
and
I guess that's your aim





Congratulations

You wicked

lyriclekidd:
Sapa dy cause innovation

The Good old days!

When Nigeria was one Country!

I missed those days

And someone will think Nigeria will get better!!!


Corruption is in our DNA

To further drive the marriage issue home, know this:

She
Also
Have
A family,



Boom


Now you have three families to cater for,

Your immediate family,
Your family
And her family.

Fear marriage brother, now is nt the time

Are u sure he's not here on nairaland?

BluntCrazeMan:
I saw an SMS Text Message on my phone from +2349137135573.
The scammer even knew my full name.
Na Waa Ooo...
The message goes like this........
..
STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.
ATTN:{[MY FULL MAME]},
I’m directed by the SGF, MR.BOSS MUSTAPHA to inform you to urgently forward your CV/BIO-DATA and recent passport photocopy via email:sgf.frn@mail.com to the office for consideration for a Federal appointment.
Best Wishes.
Dr.Michael Williams
(Conf.Sec.OSGF.Abuja)
..
The number he used to send the text was 09137135573.
..
How he got my full names correctly, I don't just know.
And he expected me to urgently send my CV to him.
..
The first red -alert I saw in the text message was the email address. It didn't resemble the official email of the SGF in any way.
..
So I rushed and checked his number on Truecaller, but the name there was “Dr. Williams SGF Office Abuja”.
Probably, he had gone on Truecaller by himself to edit the information so that anyone who searches the Number would see the name there and believe him.
..
I searched the email address on the internet, and I came to discover that he had been scamming lots of Innocent Nigerians since 2020 with this same email address, but with different names and different phone numbers.
..
Please my people, is there a way that he can be identified (and his exact location pinned) with his phone number, and arrested immediately with no further delay.??

Love ur blog,

Kuddos


Kip it up

Boss man,
WHO tell u this lie?

Randerl:
Transmission is not OTG compatible. No need to try.

Wait, no be u dey find job for nairaland?


All this una lie no dey finish

Modified

Thank God say u don confess

Hmmmmm

SunshineHQ:
adobe acrobat will get the editing job done

Pdf cannot be edited, and I usually change my font,
I'll just stick to my old routine!!!

Thanks for all the suggestions

SunshineHQ:
have u tried saving as pdf before transferring to word?