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There was a story of a man that raised, trained and tamed an hippo for years.
Hippo later ate him.
Maybe these people should be given a short time to come back to life ad tell us of their stupidity so others can learn.

I pray this one doesn't learn the hard way!

Ur own summary sweet pass the entire story . People like you make me always read comments

Carcholce:
Let me summarize it:

OP married his long time girlfriend and taught her how to fish, She started fishing and started being disrespectful and not submissive. The thing vex OP. OP that was once a church boy was forced to start doing hookup and bending doggy inside his car. The wife noticed but She nor send OP. After OP have had his fill of hookup, he came to his senses and gave his life to Christ. It was after his eyes has cleared that he realized his last born resembles his sisters in law last born.

Did the OPs wife mistakenly fell on her sisters bed and rode her brother in law till he came inside her? OP is confused. So am I.

The question OP is asking now is “Who get the pikin”

Have been here for a very long time but I seriously don't have time to take note of such accounts but by their posts we shall know them.
Thanks

sunshineV:
if you've been on nairaland for a while, you will know some accounts that defend some particular companies without addressing main issues

Thank you very much sir,
Such issues are not common with brands like Samsung, imagine the number of people who came to report software related issues and not hardware and you still have to pay for their services, It's just bewildering.

Wanni25:
Sorry for everything o, but it's not enough reason for not wanting to use the brand again.

Other brands may likely have the same issues too.

The issue is the service delivery and then the country sef, everyone is trying to survive sha.

They do anything and everything to survive.

The structure or service provider may not even know.

Saw it this afternoon, although I followed the prompts but I later went into the app [HIOS launcher] and I uninstalled updates!

I no dey for wahala oh,
This people are just releasing updates to keep up with trends and not because there is necessarily any update to the intended app.

During my NYSC Camp Registration, we were forced to open accounts with certain Banks, as a result of que I decided to open access because I don't have an account with them before but I forgot about the account till date.

Good afternoon my Nlanders,
My phone suddenly started rebooting and I had to take it to Carlcare because I was sure it was a software related issue.
Getting there I noticed that there were a lot of people of people waiting for their phones and it's only those that are "connected" or "willing to pay extra" that gets special attention.
I was told the issue was battery related although I objected but being left with no option I told them to proceed. They wanted to scan the phone to know the cost of battery but the technician later said that a new battery has been tested but the issue persisted so I was told to wait while they "run software" which is to flash the phone [ I agreed to this].
While waiting another lady came in with same issue on her new phone, she paid N9,600 for a new battery collected her phone and left.
A lady also complained that after she did screen replacement her battery started having issues, she also paid for another battery again.
Back to my case, they said they worked on the charging I.C or something like that it didn't yield any positive result. I went there past 1PM and few minutes past 6 they came back and said my phone is now working and I have to pay 1k for flashing and N3.5k for charging I.C
I paid collected my phone and left but now I the phone is no longer charging.
Now my question is if we have to pay for every single service rendered by Carlcare what is the use of the warranty?
Right now I can't go back there because I do not trust the technicians and going there would even be more expensive than going to a roadside technician.
Someone should explain to me maybe there is something I am not understanding.
Note: THIS WOULD BE MY LAST TRANSISSION PHONE!

Happened to me while in sex school, the more I scratched it the more it developed and covered my face and arms. Rushed home and grandma told me to mix red oil with one thing I can't remember now. Forced myself to sleep and when I woke up it's gone and till today nothing of such ever again.

To me, what happened to all of them is all normal, a time to shine and a time to be dull!
They had their moments and now it's time to reflect on those good memories they left.

Congratulations Sir🎉

If she had lied to you and said 6 or 7 or below 8, are we still going to have this conversation?

Goalnaldo:
Recently I fell in love for the first time with this 23 year old. It felt great. this was the first time someone is calling me baby and having sleepless nights because of me (before you people begin to ask how old I am, I was born in 1992) About three days ago we were texting on WhatsApp and I asked her how many ex she had had and her reply was "I can't remember". I was shocked 😲 I asked her if there are too many that's why she can't remember and she said "yes". I'm concerned.for a 23 year old to have dated many men means she has multiple body counts. Will this affect me in the long run? What advice do you people have for me?

PS; I'm not a virgin

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Thank you for creating the biggest online forum In Nigeria that has helped so many Nigerians out there.

Abeg attached picture make we still see your face small.

Pls sir,
WhatsApp update their app every week, Facebook every 3 days,
Nairaland has been this way since I joined in 2016, upgrades and improvements are needed!
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Congratulations 🎉 once again!
Live long and prosper!

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On behalf of those following the thread silently,
Op we say wehdone Sir!

Have sent you a mail Sir

byrron:
I have responded to your email.
Cheers

And location!

Bukola94:
ur price

No further issues whatsoever, it is working and in perfect condition!

Yinksy09:
Try and return device to where you purchased it from.

Congrats!
Hustle hard, more wins on the way!

I have someone with a similar issue, please let us know how the issue was resolved!
Thanks

MetaBroadband:
Good morning mature men and women in the house. Please I need your help on this topic.

My Fiancee told me about how her biological dad abandoned her and her mum after getting her mum pregnant.

Her mum later married another man who adopted her as his child.

Now she's grown and I've proposed to her, I wanted to go for her official introduction and list collection.

Would it not be nice to hear the biological father's opinion? Should I just ignore the fact that the man is still alive and proceed with the marriage arrangement?

Although she said I should not bother about that, but this is Nigeria and as an Akwa Ibomite I don't think it's proper. Although she's against me trying to find out about the man's opinion. Should I care?

What can you say about this?

Note: she only told me that the man abandoned them, but what if it was her mum that actually took her away?

If na Tecno of Infinix get this issue, Xiaomi boys no go let us hear word,
where them dey now?

Letlovelead213:
Please what’s wrong with Redmi 9s with version 12.5.5 my Whatsapp business crashes every time does it happen to anyone here

Nigeria's Unity is close to the battery percentage of the op

The Entire World is sinking to a decline in morality!

There are many people here complaining about Xiaomi devices too, also a particular Samsung device was blowing up until the company recalled the device!
No device is perfect, no company is perfect, stop going around as if you have a premium device that you have invented!
No insults intended, and apologies if any is found in the write up!

easytig:
Who is dis fellow on my mention,its obvious you are one of those transsion marketers.Is it by force to endorse a Chinese brand that even Chinese people don't rate at all.

The question needs to be reviewed because I think it was set years ago!

And the answer would be Glass but not anymore!

I have no intentions of insulting you, but what premium service or products can you offer?

easytig:
Let them go and market their substandard inferior phones with wack processors and cheap plastic materials in their own country not here.transsion that was rejected even in china by Chinese people.
there are quality phone budget brand like Xiaomi,oppo et al. By the way I'm using a flagship device and the performance is mind blowing , confirm value for money.i can multitask and the operation is so smooth and fast.

Your mama don stand cook for 24 hours?

Merch:
what is there to celebrate in cooking? na today we start to see people wey dey cook, even my grandma still dey cook till today

Your point is well noted!
But Sir,
What is there to celebrate?
The failed Electoral System?
The government that is a failure?
The system that is in a state retrogression?
The Educational institutions that are all failures?
The Religious system that is in chaos?

My Brother,
if you see one individual trying to standout amongst billions of people on the world, celebrate that individual irrespective of the feat he or she achieve, the name has gone global!

We celebrated with Israel Adesanya,
We celebrated with Osimhen,
We celebrated Joshua during his time too and others too many to count.

There are so many issues that can make one run mad in our present society, so if you see one individual trying to stand out inspite of current realities, celebrate that individual!

Nigeria is not for the Weak,
And only exceptional Nigerians stand out!

One Love My Brother!

Most of this people talking shit about Tecno and Infinix could actually be using this phones in real life, that is why I did not answer them.

Kakadancefreak:
My thoughts too.

Anything can happen to any brand or device.
Na to just pray say make e no reach your turn.

But this issue may just be a minor thing.

Make him carry am go carlcare