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Domestic punishment

I offended my wife and she insisted a million sorries were not enough. I didn't know what to do, so I asked her to choose a punishment she considered satisfactory.

She said I should do all chores for one week. I quickly agreed. That was the worst punishment I served in living memory.

If you think you have patience, wait till your wife leaves you with two kids and goes to gist with a neighbor for hours. One hour seemed like 1 year. Yelling and commanding fell on deaf ears; it was as if the kids conspired with their mother to raise their disturbance to power 2.
I couldn't even take my calls; Facebook update was no-go area; the crying was loud and persistent.

What of the poopooing and peeing? And for someone easily disgusted, I was sooo beaten and alarmed.

The house cleaning, dish-washing were something else. I learnt that one child can use 3 dresses/wears per day.

Preparing their meals was like Kachikwu and fuel. Preparing ordinary pap was like Buhari and 2016 budget. I wasted a couple of dishfuls before I came close to getting it right. Then, the feeding proper was like Fashola and electricity. For every spoon each of them took, we had to run around for several minutes. I was furious but they were laughing and playful.

By the second day, I was completely humbled and asked for amnesty. Processing the application was like Nigerian police doing crime investigation. Approving the application was like Nigerian military defeating Boko Haram in Sambisa forest.

In the end, to win a temporary amnesty, it took APC tactics on Nigerians; I made so many promises without thinking of how to fulfill any. I just wanted to get off the punishment.

Mothers are something out of this world. They're so special that it is only them that can be called Mothers.

Thumbs up for all mothers out there.


*Who is a woman??***
Woman has the most unique character like salt, her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless.


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It's obvious

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Nice one Op I love the Chinese own

dope..... Bugatti is not slowing down anymore.
Still I hate waterways....

Will they ever comply with lagos state on this? I doubt

Rajman45:
is not going into recovery anymore. is not responding to anything at all

That is Hard brick indeed... Search for this forum boycrack on Google and follow his advice. You may download file worth 2.5 gig tho. Otherwise send the phone down to lagos.

Tho av never Been opportune to use hot series or note series. But av used zero 3 and zero 1 and m still surprised at what op us complaining of.

There are many adulterated or substandard infinix product. Just yesterday I did some check up on zero 3 pro internal storage using a software I realise one was 2.88 while the other one was 2.99.
Truth is infinix may be a bad seller, most of their phone ought to be recall cuz some of them had some serious error. What do I know, may be av always been fortunate in choosing the right spec for me

luvlyoracle:
I can..but in Enugu.

How do you define hard brick sorry....

Does your phone still goes into recovery mode or it doesn't respond at all but charging?

Denn:
Have you done a scan?

Can you share the codes?

Have done loads of scan and respond to result... Will search for the codes

Denn:
Why do you want to down grade?

The thing they give me issue.... I had issues with my previous one and had to buy another one 180k yet still not working. (it hesitate and not sharp in movement)

So I am converting it to old model

Suddenly bad news flying left n right.... What has changed

Tragedy.... I wil personally monitor price of commoditis and compare.

smithblink0052:
the itelS31 am using now is classic

Good for you sis.... Enjoy

Thisboysef:
Mah broda i tire oh. Tho the guy below me has something to say

U are on ur own... There is no one below you

Lol where are the dollar monger.... Its now available like tomatoes

I stopped reading when I saw itel...... Funny
Anyway op is entitle to his own opinion

Thanks I av been patiently waiting for it now I have it. It works similar to siri. I must say she got a sexy voice and interact like your PA (subject)

God B with yu ambo

tonididdy:
PLS ELABORATE

If they suspect you and search your phone to meet the app, immediately you becomes their victim. You might need thousands of naira to free yourself.

My 2 cent

Camera 23mp pass
Screen size 5.5 pass but can do better (6.2/3)
Battery 3800 average
OS 7.0 pass
Chipset Snapdragon 652 fail
Ram 4gig pass


These are my focus whenever am eyeing a good device.

Wish Nokia will do justice to these highlighted

Sorry if I derail thread my gurus.

I mistakenly soft brick my lg G pro today.
The phone has custom rom on It. Running cyanogen mod
. I rooted it with king root and I made a factory reset on the phone. Ever since it won't boot. But power+ volume up take it to recovery. I even tried to apply marshmallow update on it so it can Start afresh but it not seeing the zip update on my sd card.

Pls help out thanks

Nice one Op

But if you live in Sars prone area, you are doing this at ur own risk.

I am loving this man more and more. Lagos is leading....

God bless lagos state.... More project.

But please don't forget maintenance. God bless

Atleast we ve hard from the monarch ruler unlike one govt/President who refuse to acknowledge Fulani menace

Its a clean phone, 5.5 inch, 3 gig ram 16gig inbuilt. 20.7 sharp camera, with 5 front camera with flash. The screen protector has crack but hardly seen. U can buy another one it's sold for 400 naira. The back screen got one line crack too. Call for deal

Lol like I said....... The man in the pics looks cloned..

Pls if you know anyone who can convert Nissan vehicle gear from 5speed to 4 speed should pls comment/call me or refer the person. Thanks

Buhari should be waybill back to London... No no longer need his service jooo

Their headache... Where are we